>Her secret diary that was supposed to not be read by anyone get stolen

>Her secret diary that was supposed to not be read by anyone get stolen
>The content of the diary got read by everyone
>Everyone get offended by the contents and get mad at Harriet
>Harriet states multiple times that she didn't mean to offend anybody (Since again no one was supposed to read her diary) and succesfully prove that what she wrote is true
>Everyone is still mad and make her life in school a living hell

I get the whole message of "You shouldn't judge a person by appearances alone" but in this case Harriet wasn't in the wrong.
Why did she have to apologize?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, as Ol Golly put it, to be true to yourself, “sometimes you have to apologize, and sometimes you have to lie.”

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should have just completely owned up to it, they're her honest thoughts and if people can't handle that they're just sensitive gays.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ethics of espionage aside, consider this:
      Although Harriet was totally correct, her observations held very little value. She could have just as easily phrased her statements as equally correct yet constructive criticism. This would have been a lot more difficult and required Harriet to be less impulsive and judgemental.
      Harriet isn't apologizing for telling the truth, she is apologizing for telling it poorly and without regard for how it affects her perception of her peers and their experiences.
      Neither the show nor the book spell this out but I'm not sure what else the audience was supposed to conclude.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Continuing on this track, I would also like to remind everyone that Harriet spies because she wants to become a published author. Once she is old enough and good enough at spying she fully intends to PUBLISH at least some of what she writes.
        >If you want to be a writer you have to know everything
        >If you want to know everything, you have to be a spy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you want to be a writer you have to know everything
          >If you want to know everything, you have to be a spy
          >mfw I realize that all the issues that she later faces could have easily been prevented if she just writes what she does and experiences rather than write about others like some creepy b***h
          Is Harriet unironically fricking autistic?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not advocating censorship but I can still see your point.

            I think you're missing the point
            it's writing practice, it's not literally her making her book. she's learning how to study things.
            [...]
            i have only ever had a journal twice, once in first grade (class assignment that I continued later), and once in 5th, and it was always the happiest shit. who my friends are, which girls are cute, dreams i had, happy meal toys I collected, maybe disappointment at planned events not happening. angry stuff i kept inside and/or expressed by drawing myself turning into cool monsters that could mess you up

            That's fair, and I think that being valid helps add to the nuance of the lesson. Morality is messy sometimes.

            Of course, the series itself toned down some of the things from the original book (like the things Harriet said in her notebook, as well as her revenge upon her classmates).

            What could be toned down for The Long Secret?

            The book very explicitly draws parallels between personal and physical maturity and Harriet being the only girl not to menstruate while also being the least emotionally mature is a major point of characterisation. Secularizing the notes being left around town would make it harder to hide who is writing them and deprives the audience of a common reference point through which to compare the characters. The elements likely to be censored in an adaptation would deprive the story of its grounding and impact. Ideally season three would simply accept being PG instead of G rated.

            Suppose this is a gun to the head scenario and I MUST make the story conform to the age rating of the previous seasons here is how I would try and do it.
            >Replace the handwritten notes with fortune cookie fortunes cut and pasted like a ransom note. Swap the religious theme with one of fate vs free will
            >Limit the puberty content to a "very special episode" like the one about racism in S2

            How did I do? What would you change/keep?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It still needs to have Beth Ellen's complicated relationship with her mother. The book had the mother be very controlling over her daughter, demanding that Beth Ellen dress and act how she wants her to, and even deciding what she should do when she grows up (marry a rich guy and sit around). Would that still make it? Would would stay/be changed?

              I had thought of one scene where Beth Ellen is forced to attend a party with her mother. Harriet suggests they switch dresses, just to see how long it would take for anyone to notice. They do so, and Beth Ellen's mother notices distressingly quick, causing a huge argument to erupt between the two. So much so, Beth Ellen's mom slaps her across the face, causing her to cry and denounce her mother.
              None of it would work, but I like a bit of drama, every now and again.

              Also, Beth Ellen is still the one leaving all the notes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ouch. the 60s were rough. still better kid-raising than today though.

                >you can close the curtains if you really care what an 11 year old girl thinks of what you're up to.
                she shouldn't look into other people's windows.

                pssh she can look in mine.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If Season 2 can have Ole Golly at risk of termination for endangering Harriet on a date with a man unknown to Mrs. Welsch I think Season 3 could keep the tensions between Zeeny and Beth Ellen.

                ouch. the 60s were rough. still better kid-raising than today though.
                [...]
                pssh she can look in mine.

                Some things got better, some things got worse. Not giving kids toys to chew on with lead paint, seat belts in the rear of vehicle cabins, improvements in pediatric science, etc. I do agree that using screens as a substitute for pacifiers may have consequences we don't fully understand yet so it still a matter of everyone doing their best when they can.

                >Hmmmm Anon might have polyps. I should anonymously write him a note to see a proctologist.

                top kek

                i was told everything past the first was bad
                but who can say.

                The second book is only good if you're a 12 year old girl.

                The Long Secret is a good book, period. I'm a 24 year old man but that doesn't mean a good story about someone different than me can't be fulfilling. The mystery of the notes is fun, the tension and triumph of Beth Ellen learning to be happy to be herself is cathartic, and the small seaside summer town setting is comfy. The third book has another credited author alongside Fitzhugh and takes place after the Sport spinoff with Mr. Roque already remarried. There is no kidnapping but there is a lot of fun spying and imagined conspiracies that Harriet makes up. It is not quite as good as the first book but still worth reading once.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah at least we're not using forceps anymore.
                >screens
                man the screens are great, i was raised in front of a screen. it had TELEVISION on it. and we would watch SHOWS. and get up and run around and exercise, and come up with our own ideas, and discuss the shows.. it was a hell of a far cry from this stuff.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The way she's directed in the show (never read the books), especially in comparison to other kids her age, led me to believe she was supposed to be mildly autistic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              She literally ate the same type of sandwich for lunch 5000 times in a row and kept track of that number. She’s 100% autistic

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ole golly, make me a tomato sandwich
                >gets zapped into one

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                God help anyone if they got turned into that. Because she’d definitely end up eating them.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ole golly, make me a tomato sandwich
                >gets zapped into one

                God help anyone if they got turned into that. Because she’d definitely end up eating them.

                >"Harriet, if you eat another tomato sandwich, you're going to turn into a tomato sandwich."
                >"I wish."

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could see Harriet stuffing herself silly in the hopes of that happening. Though for her own sake it would be for the best if it didn’t. Because I’m pretty damn sure she’d end up eating herself. Kinda like what happened to Billy when he turned into a chocolate sailor.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you're missing the point
          it's writing practice, it's not literally her making her book. she's learning how to study things.

          People are usually meaner in their diaries than how they really feel. I mean, how many times have you written down in your diary when you had a good day?

          i have only ever had a journal twice, once in first grade (class assignment that I continued later), and once in 5th, and it was always the happiest shit. who my friends are, which girls are cute, dreams i had, happy meal toys I collected, maybe disappointment at planned events not happening. angry stuff i kept inside and/or expressed by drawing myself turning into cool monsters that could mess you up

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's OK to say diary, anon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Harriet isn't apologizing for telling the truth, she is apologizing for telling it poorly
        No one should have read her diary, why would she apolgize for something she wrote for herself?
        Also when everyone got mad at everyone for the acting stuff, they used what Harriet wrote against each other
        >Once she is old enough and good enough at spying she fully intends to PUBLISH at least some of what she writes
        Isn't she spying to learn about the world around her? I don't know what she intend to publish specificaly but for what I understand she want to publish a made up story with some truth to make it believable not to write "Janie Gibbs is a mediocre scientist"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't supposed to be a morally black and white scenario. Her notebook WAS private and wouldn't have caused direct harm had it not been read, but it DID get read. If Harriet's notebook had stayed secret she would have kept being unquestioning of her insensitive way of thinking. It was wrong for her notebook to be stolen and read aloud and I don't deny that, but that doesn't change what was written or why. What really matters is that both sides learn to forgive even if only Harriet gave an apology. Harriet deserved an apology as well but sometimes seeking one's just deserts gets in the way of resolving the conflict. Forgiveness, kindness, and moving forward were more important than squaring some kind of score.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, i'm only referring to the part when Marion stole the diary.
            It does make sense your explanation. I don't really get why they coose to get the diary stolen instead of something else.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >she would have kept being unquestioning of her insensitive way of thinking
            You absolute goddamn cuck. Why should anyone have to change their "insensitive way of thinking"? As long as they don't tell it to people's faces, your thoughts are still (for now) free.

            Hoe many people do think have straight up murder fantasies when they're minorly inconvenienced? How many act on them? Thoughts are just that - thoughts, and you can frick off with trying to make people ashamed of them.

            Yes I'm genuinely mad about this.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              as well you should be

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >being irrationally judgmental of people is the same as having murder fantasies
              nice false equivalence kid lmao
              the point is that while Harriet may have been correct in some observations, she wasn't applying them in a constructive way that helped her understand people which is a part of her goal in being a writer
              When you spend too much time in your own head you do get a more warped perception of everything and everyone and it may come out in a way you never intended. Harriet having her diary stolen and shown around is basically a metaphor for when you explode on someone you held resentment for but you frick it up and just make things worse because you're not properly communicating with people.

              If anything, you're the cuck for giving into your own neurosis and allowing negative thoughts to fester, regardless of if you act on them or not

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No one should have read her diary, why would she apolgize for something she wrote for herself?
          For spying on her colleagues and getting into his private life?
          That's wrong no matter how you look at it, plus a secret diary is supposed to be kept secret, she shouldn't carry it everywhere.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            bah. unless you break in
            okay so she does sneak looks through windows, but.. you can close the curtains if you really care what an 11 year old girl thinks of what you're up to. I dunno I think it's cute. but 90% of what she wrote down is shit she just found out by basic interaction, not private. the part they were upset about was her writing her opinions about it. she carries it around with her so she can add to it more!

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you can close the curtains if you really care what an 11 year old girl thinks of what you're up to.
              she shouldn't look into other people's windows.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I you knew some kid was snooping around and talking shit about you in her diary you would be mad no matter if that was suppose to be a secret.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone did that, to just me. to my face. I don't think it would raise a blip on my alarm
                oh they also drew mean pictures and showed them to me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        well that's the thing, she's a kid. so while what she's doing is perfectly valid, the WAY she is doing it is 90% venting little frustrations that everyone has. But in the small minds of normies, once a thought is written down or photographed or drawn, it can now hurt people and so that must be forbidden.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is it "nobody's fault" for you deliberately choosing to constantly feed into that? Do you expect it to improve your own character?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            venting is supposed to help you deal with anger, yeah

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I found out a classmate cared so little about me she genuinely not only didn’t know my name but actively avoided learning, regardless of the reasoning I’d be hurt and kinda hate that b word

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I’d be hurt and kinda hate that b word

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, she should have refused to apologize.
      Live by the rules of the modern internet: NEVER apologize for ANYTHING, EVER. If you're genuinely feeling guilty for what you did, just don't repeat the act, but never, ever apologize.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, she should have refused to apologize.
      Live by the rules of the modern internet: NEVER apologize for ANYTHING, EVER. If you're genuinely feeling guilty for what you did, just don't repeat the act, but never, ever apologize.

      She got gaslighted into thinking she did something bad
      Its hard to keep strong when everyone hates you and you are an 11yo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that and she was used to relying on Golly for this stuff, and she was not there for the first time. her parents weren't really used to helping

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah why don't we read everyone else's dairy while we're at it, probably bad things all around.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda makes me wonder if Harriet would have brought up the fact that the others may have negative feelings and perceptions of her or the others that they write down in their diaries (if they have one), like Janie writing about how she was mad at Harriet for convincing her to get kicked out of dance lessons, even though she liked dancing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've once read someone else's diary I've found lost between an unsorted book collection and it had nothing meaningful about other people. Perhaps the girl didn't think much about her peers, it was mostly complains about her weight and her inability to learn French.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    People are usually meaner in their diaries than how they really feel. I mean, how many times have you written down in your diary when you had a good day?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't wanna derail the thread too much, but if there were a hypothetical Beth Ellen episode, and her mom made an appearance, what kind of character would she be?
    >Gentle, kind, soft-spoken like her daughter
    >Confident, but vain and controlling like how she is in the sequel book
    >Something else

    I'd like it if there was at least some conflict or tension between mother and daughter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have a proper season three adapting The Long Secret. It probable wouldn't happen considering how much the story relies on religion.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, the series itself toned down some of the things from the original book (like the things Harriet said in her notebook, as well as her revenge upon her classmates).

        What could be toned down for The Long Secret?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Harriet a lesbian considering that the author is one?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's into Sport, but also a late bloomer compared to her peers in the books. I don't think Harriet is supposed to be a self-insert. Not liking traditional women's clothing doesn't make someone a lesbian.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there HAS to be a gay character in the show, I'd rather it be Pinky and "Purple Socks" for each other, since they've already got a strong friendship with each other. Maybe Carrie can be gay for Harriet, too.

      Maybe have Beth Ellen kiss Harriet for being super nice to her.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        gross
        let bros be bros
        let girls kiss their friends without getting weird about it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >let girls kiss their friends without getting weird about it
          Not that Anon but do you really think that just a little kiss between two girls who are going through puberty WON'T lead to something more...?
          >Beth Ellen gave Harriet a friendly little kiss as a thank you for helping her get out of a tight little situation that she got herself into.
          >Little did she know that it would lead her into another one instead of just ending that one.
          >For when she gave that little kiss, she discovered something that she was unsure of before but now knows for sure.
          >Something that, though tried as she might to hide it from not only others but even herself as well:
          >She LIKES girls!
          >These strange feelings have always existed from within her for years now and she bottled them up like the hard liquor that she once took a sip from her daddy's private collection before her folks split up.
          >Now that she's found out her true self, she felt a mixture of emotions:
          >Confusion
          >Shame
          >Regret
          >Depress
          >Arousal
          >Denial
          >Acceptance
          >Even though she eventually accepted the fact that she noy only liked girls but also Harriet herself, she could not bring herself to say those three strong words that could make or break a relationship:
          >I love you
          >Fearing what may result from speaking those powerful words, she kept this newfound revelation herself as if it were a dirty little secret like the liquor that she has drank all those years ago.
          >She kept it even when she got married and had kids with some rich fat ugly bastard who only cared about his wealth and social standing and chasing other much younger women, never bothering to listen to her feelings or opinions.
          >Beth Ellen soon later regret never having the ovaries to tell Harriet how she truly feel about her for Harriet was sent to the Vietnam War when she came of age, becoming a reporter for the Stars and Stripes newspaper.
          >Harriet would never return home from that godforsaken war...
          >...Alive

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >let bros be bros
          >let girls kiss their friends without getting weird about it
          Anon, no one is saying they can't be. That's the case 99% of the time, and I have a hard time believing anyone has been robbed of a broship or a girlship in media they watch even once because it just... doesn't happen. To even imply that it happens is fricking moronic because homosexuals have had no content or meaningful presence ANYWHERE since the start, even WITH the pride inclusivity bullshit. I can count two times it happened in US cartoons only recently, and only with lesbians, and only one of them was actually planned and intended from the start. Oh, and Mr. Burns from Arthur I guess? Probably not the original intention. Like, could you fricking imagine if that shit actually happened with two dudes, where two best friends became boyfriends? The shitstorm would be enormous. You can sleep tight knowing you will never have to worry about straight friendships being taken from you no matter what you think. To wit;
          >let boys be boyfriends
          >let girls kiss their friends and be weird about it
          >these two things literally never happen in cartoons wtf are you talking about

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's so weird that we agree on how things oughtta be, but you're living in a fantasy world. my fantasy. and i'm stuck with the reality i've got, where none of what you said is true and it DOES ruin lives and friendships. and the reaction to it causes it in the first place, so it's a feedback loop. like poor harriet was, unable to do damage control without making it worse

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that might be why they chose to make this show in 2021. it's about people violating someone's privacy by digging into shit they weren't meant to see, being offended by what's in it, and canceling the person who wrote it.

    keep in mind, in the book, Ole Golly's advice was "you're going to have to learn how to apologize, and how to lie."

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1960s New York
    >barely anyone smoking

    What is this gay shit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is a little bit sanitized, but it's still great for being made today.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >for being made today.
        I can't imagine a lower standard to hold a creative work to.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this just the plot of Mean Girls?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't know

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kids and sometime adults can't handle hearing their faults especially from others.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never have enough Harriet the Fly in my life
      she needs an entire webcomic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be funny seeing someone take Harriet the fly joke in that direction.

        My homie Harriet I know it was like the 1960 so there wasn't any internet and everyone didnt have a camera but you just going crazy with that eating style in the forth panel.

        This one?

        People seem to like that pic alot.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's weird Rachel never got any shit for her LIST

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rachel is just too tough and scary for anyone to give her shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That fricking face on Beth Ellen! XD

          it's weird Rachel never got any shit for her LIST

          Rachel is just too tough and scary for anyone to give her shit.

          Probably a silly question, but what'd be the reason Beth Ellen wouldn't be on Rachel's List? Would it be because they're Marion's lackey's, Beth Ellen hasn't done anything to piss her off yet, or are the two true friends with each other?

          Would Rachel add Rebellen to that List?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Beth Ellen would never do anything to get on a list
            and if she did by accident, she would cry and plead until her name got erased

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That fricking face on Beth Ellen! XD
              thanks experimented a little bit.
              Their friends group seem pretty tight since Beth was gonna be with Harriet friend group.So something brought her over to their side.Beth would be on her list if Marion found out she was getting to friendly with Harriet or she accidentally talk about a secret to other people.. Rebellen would be on her list though

              I'd imagine Beth Ellen would work herself up into a panic or stress herself sick worrying about it for a week, fearing what Rachel would do to her and when since she somehow got on The List.

              Maybe Rachel would feel sorry for her, and would only give her what is essentially a slap on the wrist.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jeez, relax. uh... just give me your underwear.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                her collapsing in relief from the slap on the wrist.

                I was thinking Beth being in a similar situation to double d in fistfull of edd where everyone thinks she is a brute

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jeez, relax. uh... just give me your underwear.

                her collapsing in relief from the slap on the wrist.

                I was thinking Beth being in a similar situation to double d in fistfull of edd where everyone thinks she is a brute

                Again, I'd imagine Beth Ellen wouldn't eat or sleep, worrying herself sick about somehow getting on Rachel's List, knowing what she does to those who get on it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you feel the need to reiterate that?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That fricking face on Beth Ellen! XD
            thanks experimented a little bit.
            Their friends group seem pretty tight since Beth was gonna be with Harriet friend group.So something brought her over to their side.Beth would be on her list if Marion found out she was getting to friendly with Harriet or she accidentally talk about a secret to other people.. Rebellen would be on her list though

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Beth Ellen would never do anything to get on a list
            and if she did by accident, she would cry and plead until her name got erased

            >That fricking face on Beth Ellen! XD
            thanks experimented a little bit.
            Their friends group seem pretty tight since Beth was gonna be with Harriet friend group.So something brought her over to their side.Beth would be on her list if Marion found out she was getting to friendly with Harriet or she accidentally talk about a secret to other people.. Rebellen would be on her list though

            [...]
            I'd imagine Beth Ellen would work herself up into a panic or stress herself sick worrying about it for a week, fearing what Rachel would do to her and when since she somehow got on The List.

            Maybe Rachel would feel sorry for her, and would only give her what is essentially a slap on the wrist.

            >Jeez, relax. uh... just give me your underwear.

            I'd imagine the only way Beth Ellen would get on Rachel's List would be if Rachel was already in a really bad mood, and Beth Ellen just made it much worse (whether she accidently spilled food over her, or Beth Ellen can't keep her mouth closed and mentioned something about Rachel's father, which was a sore spot for her according to the original book which Harriet used as revenge).

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs more Rebellen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when people post your art unsolicited
    you guyyyys. you're making me flush.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does it say?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think you're COOL, Anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Beth Ellen, that was mean.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad someone got that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't get it. Do I have to read the books to figure it out?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?si=lJzwNtl156DLa53P&t=3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do me.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is... religion THAT forbidden from depicting anymore? especially in a quasi-negative light like this? seems like that would be super allowed.

    I dunno I just want to see Harriet fretting about not getting her period, that sounds cute.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beth Ellen feet. Good night!

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do a goatse pointed towards the window so that she'll never want to look agaim

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hmmmm Anon might have polyps. I should anonymously write him a note to see a proctologist.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first two books are about girls coming to age and the subtext that comes with it
    >third book jumps the shark and has Sport get kidnapped by his evil stepmom.

    Is the third book worth reading?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was told everything past the first was bad
      but who can say.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The second book is only good if you're a 12 year old girl.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what if I enjoy reading things that get inside the heads of 12 year old girls, but am not one

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Harriet moronic? All the other girls her age have regular shaped heads but hers is all round

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >head like a frickin' onion

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta be honest I struggled to care about this episode. The weird mix of sentimental attachment fused with hokey patriotism. It felt totally unrelatable and unrealistic. Yeah I can see someone being reluctant to lose a tooth. But the whole fantasy persona of Washington and her friends/family indulging her with it? It was a step too far away from believable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's autistic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It did give us good teeth shots.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know, now that I check, my lower eyeteeth are also quite impressive. good backups to the canines. not like those worthless upper bicuspids that do nothing

          Just don't worry about anatomy accuracy though.

          it's still tooth #4, it's just the perspective has been flattened out too much... which has also cost her one of her molars because there wasn't room left.

          this was the best part.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hokey patriotism
      I see someone has started college.

      I will admit this went a tiny bit far, but you have to look at it as a whole: she made a huge turnaround in her life, and was seeing success from it. and all of that was based around her personification of her favorite tooth, rather than letting it mark her as a weirdo. and now THAT specific one is her first dental problem since the otherwise successful reworking of her hygiene.

      besides 'mouthwashington' is a hilarious pun worthy of its own episode focus. Unlike certain other 60s mouthwash puns

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I see someone has started college.
        Finished many years ago.
        Yes this is hokey. I'd have the same opinion if I was Harriet's age or if I were geriatric.
        Loving your country is fine.
        Fantasizing about an anthropomorphic tooth cosplaying as a revolutionary general is just bizarre. Maybe it could make a funny Far Side comic. I don't think the concept needed an entire episode centered around it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          so.. when you're old, then it'll be okay.
          why not just skip to that part

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This episode was so autistic. Harriet is a grade A autismo having personified a tooth and having a funeral for him. It’s cute how much of a sperg she is. I can see why she needed a nanny despite now present her parents are. It was interesting that, even as a brit, how far American patriotism has fallen. When was the last time a cartoon was proud of American history? Harriet the spy is from a time when bringing up the founding fathers was as acceptable as a nativity episode

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's weird to me is how nothing about how you guys do things is the opposite, it's all like a weird 90 degree turn, or two conflicting 90 degree turns in opposite directions. There's much more ACCEPTANCE of religion's existence, and so much less respect for it. here you don't publicly openly contradict it, but you also generally aren't allowed to bring it up. Are there any good british cartoons right now anywhere in Harriet's wheelhouse? I haven't kept up since... shit, what was the last british cartoon I watched...

        My favourite character is Sport. You’d think him being introduced as the boring character and the next episode being Harriet and Jany focused he’d get side lined but he gets the best jokes and is overall a chad (loves and supports his dad, is responsible, is the nice and earnest one of the trio). Yep, I’m a Sportguy. His dad should’ve been the one to get with Golly.

        yeah he is a nice guy. and his dad and Golly would have gotten along.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          British cartoons really aren’t a thing (although I have a feeling that might change some day). We really don’t have an animation culture. Our major export is literature. There’s still the idea that cartoons and comics are to be made for kids but that’s eroding and more and more studios in the UK are pumping out original stuff for exportation so if the market gets big enough animation might be on the table

          Closest you can get is Viking Skool, the Irish cartoon. Uses a lot of British voice actors etc. I’d recommend it. I think it’s got a lot of similarities to Harriet tonally.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There used to be a lot of british cartoons! Like.....
            ... Dennis the Menace? Yes that was the last one I watched. The new one but not the NEW new one, I think.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it sucked balls. And so did horrible Henry. We’ve made a few good animated movies but there isn’t/hasn’t been the audience to justify a full animated cartoon for people above the age of 8. Watch Viking Skool though.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I found it mildly amusing.
                >watch viking skool
                will keep an eye out!

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't worry about anatomy accuracy though.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, all this mouth detailing is kind of hot. That's in season two then? I've only seen the first few episodes of season one and have been taking my time with the series.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      welp now i will have to draw some harriet MOUTH STUFF.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what kiiiind of mouth stuff though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godspeed anon. I don't think there is any Harriet stuff like that yet so it would be cool to see what you'd cook up.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm posting pictures of cartoon teeth. Can you tell I'm bored?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks cute in that pocket tee

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      her legs are so much thicker in jeans

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess these are all out of order but ehhh

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this the thread?
    requests???

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You asking for requests?

      Would mind seeing Beth Ellen giving Harriet a quick, surprise kiss.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harriet playing arcade Pong.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        man that's gonna come out when she's 19. that shit is wild. it's so weird that Harriet's older than my parents. There could be an episode where she briefly looks after a baby, and that baby could be my mom

        Imagine being twelve and being any of these kids, finding a notebook that says this shit about you and your friends. No shit you’d bully the person who wrote it. These same characters bully each other over a lot less. (Given, the cartoon is less harsh, but same principle applies)

        It wasn’t fair that Harriet had to apologize for thought crimes she didn’t mean for other people to know about. But part of the lesson she was supposed to learn is “life’s not fair.”

        sounds like Purple Socks is actually happy to have been noticed. I would never have bullied people. I got a taste of it once, when some girls in 2nd grade admitted to liking Barney, and after making them cry, i found it wasn't any more fun being on the giving side of bullying than the receiving side.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harriet is one year older than my maternal grandmother.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            wouldn't it be weird if you were my nephew

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe I am. Let's play a game of riddles to find out without having to dox ourselves.
              Hint: pay attention to exactly how the riddles are WORDED!
              >The number of siblings my mum has is always right on the face of things, what is it?
              >My dad's job sounds like a famous disco song, what was the title?
              >What piece of plumbing does my hometown's city hall resemble?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't mind seeing Harriet in this dress

      her legs are so much thicker in jeans

      sitting on anon's lap with a goofy smile on her face (like we all know what's going on here it's just implied but we all know what's going on here in this image the kids don't know but we do)
      Or maybe if you aren't into that kinda stuff (you're on Cinemaphile???) you could do something with her weird Cinemaphile tooth

      I'm posting pictures of cartoon teeth. Can you tell I'm bored?

      maybe a vampire or something

      >let girls kiss their friends without getting weird about it
      Not that Anon but do you really think that just a little kiss between two girls who are going through puberty WON'T lead to something more...?
      >Beth Ellen gave Harriet a friendly little kiss as a thank you for helping her get out of a tight little situation that she got herself into.
      >Little did she know that it would lead her into another one instead of just ending that one.
      >For when she gave that little kiss, she discovered something that she was unsure of before but now knows for sure.
      >Something that, though tried as she might to hide it from not only others but even herself as well:
      >She LIKES girls!
      >These strange feelings have always existed from within her for years now and she bottled them up like the hard liquor that she once took a sip from her daddy's private collection before her folks split up.
      >Now that she's found out her true self, she felt a mixture of emotions:
      >Confusion
      >Shame
      >Regret
      >Depress
      >Arousal
      >Denial
      >Acceptance
      >Even though she eventually accepted the fact that she noy only liked girls but also Harriet herself, she could not bring herself to say those three strong words that could make or break a relationship:
      >I love you
      >Fearing what may result from speaking those powerful words, she kept this newfound revelation herself as if it were a dirty little secret like the liquor that she has drank all those years ago.
      >She kept it even when she got married and had kids with some rich fat ugly bastard who only cared about his wealth and social standing and chasing other much younger women, never bothering to listen to her feelings or opinions.
      >Beth Ellen soon later regret never having the ovaries to tell Harriet how she truly feel about her for Harriet was sent to the Vietnam War when she came of age, becoming a reporter for the Stars and Stripes newspaper.
      >Harriet would never return home from that godforsaken war...
      >...Alive

      equal parts cringe and based. post more HarrietxBeth fanfic please

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 lewd...Owo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ~orifices~

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      as painful as the assisted incisor extractions were, I enjoyed the process of losing and regrowing teeth. Something really special about all that.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they have bright green popsicles back then? somehow I imagine they were really bland colors in the 60s, but still tasty

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        seems so, it's just food coloring

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh awesome
          also good point. I think it might just be the faded and discolored nature of surviving ads from the era that made me think everything was actually that dingy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick those look good. Reminds me of the orange sherbet the corner store had when I was a kid.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Christ just how old are Fab lollies?!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you trying to ask "how old today are the girls who once ate that particular treat" ??

            Maybe I am. Let's play a game of riddles to find out without having to dox ourselves.
            Hint: pay attention to exactly how the riddles are WORDED!
            >The number of siblings my mum has is always right on the face of things, what is it?
            >My dad's job sounds like a famous disco song, what was the title?
            >What piece of plumbing does my hometown's city hall resemble?

            my brain hurts now. This was a lot of fun in theory.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah, the treat themselves are referred to as Fab Lollies over here. Just wild seeing how old they actually are

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh you're british! and that's a popsicle, got it. yes you do call them ice lollies over there.
                from the sprinkles, I took it to be an ice cream bar. pretty sure you lot don't refer to those as lollies, right

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What episode was this again?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        s2 e1

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rebellen:
    https://files.catbox.moe/ybgqv6.png
    >Drawn by MonosEx

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute!!!

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone draw her dressed up like Austin Powers.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your name, son?
    >Pinky
    >And is this your GIRLFRIEND, Pinky?
    >Yes! I Love Harriet M. Welsch and when I grow up, I'm gonna marry her!

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m watching season 2 now. How was this show received?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >apple TV only
      it wasn't

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. noooobody saw it. if'n Cinemaphile hadn't told me, I never would have caught it

        okay so this has been bugging me for a while and i'm scared of the answer because I want it to be one way and it might be the other, but..
        the pupils on this show.. they ARE solid black dots, right? Because sometimes there seems to be glare, like a halo effect from the whites of the eyes, giving the inner rim of the pupil a lighter color. but there's no way. If they were meant to be eyes with a visible iris, they wouldn't have made them all that same dark grayish color, right? they would have varied it up

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's meant to be black dots, but the outlines have a sepia effect on it + compression artifacts give them a bit of a sheen I think

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh so what i'm seeing is partly bleed-in and partly the pupils themselves having outlines which are tinted, in a way that the flood fill isn't. the important thing is i'm not hallucinating it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What eye colors would the characters have if they showed them?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aryan green/hazel

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                For which character(s)? Harriet? I always headcanon having deep blue eyes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                blonde with brown eyes is rare but I do like it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Apple TV means it's going to be a real mess telling if the show did well at all. They never share any of those numbers, right?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          frankly it's kind of none of our business. I just want more good stuff
          I think, not more Harriet though. Just more based on some other books, by the same team.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, I guess that's true. But it would be nice as a way to know if it's likely well get more you know? If it looks like to Apple this was a profitable venture then they could possibly make more by adapting other books or series. But either way, time will tell.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              also I like, don't want Apple making money.. but that's a dead end because there's nobody better.

              just finished the birth certificate episode

              harriet really just had a blubbering mess moment
              reminds me she is a pre-teen
              also reminds me of daria eps where she shows vulnerability

              still loved every ep seen so far
              rare moment Cinemaphile didnt let me down

              right? Love me some weirdo girls. and I gotta thank Cinemaphile for turning me on to this. that is why you guys get art.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just finished the birth certificate episode

    harriet really just had a blubbering mess moment
    reminds me she is a pre-teen
    also reminds me of daria eps where she shows vulnerability

    still loved every ep seen so far
    rare moment Cinemaphile didnt let me down

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't expect a spy thread so soon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is a bit soon after the last one, but it's just a testament to how much we love Harriet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither did I, but it's kind of nice to get a bit more Harriet. Especially with the spooky times coming along.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i wish we'd gotten a halloween episode. with those terrible 60s halloween costumes
        oh i guess half of those would get the show canceled now

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would/should Beth Ellen's mother look like, depending on her character?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably her but, like, older

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Milf Ellen
        >Imagine the 60’s bush

        This was a depiction of what Beth Ellen's mom might look like if she were in the show (stylized, of course).
        >Art by MonosEx

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >UNGABUNGA IMAGINE THE BUSH!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Girls like that don't have a bush, the pubic hair doesn't curl. It would most likely be stringy like the hair on her head if she were to grow it out.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why? Both me and my sister have hair like that but we have black body hair, and at least my pubes do curl. Aside from my scalp hair only my mustache is blonde.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's her mom

              Why? Both me and my sister have hair like that but we have black body hair, and at least my pubes do curl. Aside from my scalp hair only my mustache is blonde.

              everybody varies but it does usually grow in pretty wispy. mine was a very tight sine wave to start. averaged out to 'straight'

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine how a foursome with her and her two daughters would be like

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          SEX! Imagine the bush!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Milf Ellen
      >Imagine the 60’s bush

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her little sister is pretty much her with shorter hair so
      I would assume its the opposite with her mom

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she loves atoms so much

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atom Spotted!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when she turns out your pockets to inspect them with a magnifying glass
          "Just as I thought. ATOMS! Onetwothreefour... SIX of them!"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Another great "that fricking face" delivery!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve got a mighty need for more of this.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            harriet characters being really sweaty and really into things? because I can dig that.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >harriet characters being really sweaty and really into things?
              imagine harriet pressed against a glass window, sweating and crazy eyed, as she anticipate buying the latest GI JOE fighting man action figure

              21 points of articulation, accurate replicas of military equipment, and sick-ass abs

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think she'd be more of a Honey West fan, but.. yeah she might like those abs.
                >21 points of articulation
                on the old 1:6 scale Joes? seriously? I thought it was like, five.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >on the old 1:6 scale Joes?
                they were advertised as having 21 points of articulation, but by modern definitions of articulation its more like 19

                you could get the 60s GI JOE to at least kneel and fire from the shoulder
                it wasnt kenner star wars bad

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                crazy. not to get all /toy/ on you but...
                >shoulders
                >elbows
                >wrists
                >ankles
                >knees
                >hips
                >abs?
                >double neck?
                that still leaves 6 to go even if we're calling it 19. what am I missing?
                I thought their wrists were like, held on with rubber bands and shit. isn't that the famous 'kung-fu grip' ?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              More so the goofy expression but that’s cool too.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are they watching?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's October. Over the Garden Wall.
        They both think Wirt is cute, but neither wants to admit it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cute, I like it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >im gonna marry sport one day
      >what a coincidence, i was going to marry david

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Maybe the real onion *hic* were the friends we made along the way... *sobs*

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harriet has a black and asian best friend, this doesn't rep the 1960s right. All her friends would be white. Also why is no one smoking.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they hadn't invented /misc/ yet anon, kids didn't know any better. they just played with other kids and didn't care.

      It's OK to say diary, anon.

      JOURNAL!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The closest we get to smoking is Rachel and her fixation with lollipops.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That means she just wants to suck (smoke) dick.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you suppose Carol and Peggy's rivalry was like Harriet and Marion's in their youth?

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being twelve and being any of these kids, finding a notebook that says this shit about you and your friends. No shit you’d bully the person who wrote it. These same characters bully each other over a lot less. (Given, the cartoon is less harsh, but same principle applies)

    It wasn’t fair that Harriet had to apologize for thought crimes she didn’t mean for other people to know about. But part of the lesson she was supposed to learn is “life’s not fair.”

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The front door to the school flew open so fast and hard, it almost sounded like a bomb had gone off. Harriet and many of the other students in the area snapped their heads towards the source of the commotion. What or who could have done that?
    >Standing at the mouth of the door stood Beth Ellen Hansen. Except... it wasn't her... at least, not how Harriet remembered her. It had been a short few days since she had spoken with the shy and anxious girl, but now she was almost completely unrecognizable.
    >Gone was her typical blue school uniform she and everyone else wore. Everything she wore now was... black; black leather jacket, black mini-skirt with a studded belt looped around her waist, and black boots.
    >And her hair—once a light, golden blonde—was now also jet black.
    >In fact, the only bit of color on her was the blue shirt under her jacket that exposed her navel, as well as a new, blue ribbon in her hair, now sporting a tiny skull in the middle of the knot.
    >The biggest change, however, was in Beth Ellen's new attitude. Gone was the anxious nervousness she typically exhibited in her day-today life. She now walked with the swagger of a person who no longer cared about what others thought of them, carrying herself with the energy and apathy of a rebel in the streets. Her hands were inside her jacket's pockets as she strolled on by past Harriet and some other shocked onlookers.
    >This wasn't the Beth Ellen Hansen Harriet had last seen a few days ago.
    >Murmurs could be heard from the students, and Beth Ellen shot a sharp, dirty look at them as she walked past, shutting them up.
    >Harriet couldn't help but spy what looked to be a lollipop in Beth Ellen's mouth. Rachel's going to have a fit when she sees this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      man, uniform requirement aside, would she have even been allowed on the street showing her navel? Jeannie wasn't.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite character is Sport. You’d think him being introduced as the boring character and the next episode being Harriet and Jany focused he’d get side lined but he gets the best jokes and is overall a chad (loves and supports his dad, is responsible, is the nice and earnest one of the trio). Yep, I’m a Sportguy. His dad should’ve been the one to get with Golly.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me, the king of this land;
    "I MUST and SHALL commit a girthy, gnarly nutting to this show. These sexy bawds make my penis go WHAAAATT??"

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you don't have any privacy, even in your own private book someone will steal your shit, better let it all bottle inside you

    This is how school shooters are created

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harriet would 100% wear a trench coat to high school and be obsessed with weapons and guns. Because Harriet is literally me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it really is baffling to me how 90% of the focus of that shit is put on REMOVE THEIR METHOD OF KILLING PEOPLE and maybe 10% on a vague 'understand them' thing. not a single iota put on "maybe the other kids deserved it"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean. Only America has this many school shootings. So obviously the issue is with Americans (circumcision turns you into a psychopath)

        So either stop mutilating babies or stop making it so easy for psychos to get boomsticks

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          right, it can't possibly be the school system or the social structure or anything. nobody has EVER criticized that.

          you brits are lucky, your horribly oppressive school system led to a generation of the finest comedians ever to walk the earth.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about American schools or social structure is so radically different to Britains that one has school shootings and one doesn’t?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              come stay a while
              also stop believing the media and how often things happen where. you know it's all lies

              anyway Harriet's probably not going to do that, she's a good egg. or onion.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                So basically you don’t have an answer.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a leaf so I don't totally know either but it probably has to do with a culture that doesn't see one's fellow countrymen as "in the same boat" so to speak. Everyone is a stranger at best until proven otherwise. You see the same attitude but a little less so in Canada. I also think the decline of genuine religious faith and erosion of healthy, MASCULINE role models for men has a lot to do with it too. When being a strong protector, provider, leader, etc. is no longer being modeled anywhere in young men's lives in an explicitly gendered way the only thing they have left to compete for is sex and cheap online clout. Men of all ages need common beacons of excellence, each reflecting a different facet of what it means to be a good man. Men who are loved and respected for what they can do for the world more than themselves. The world needs heroes that don't wear capes and walk among us in the real world!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And this only present in America?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Canadians and Americans generally don't know their own ancestry more than three or four generations back. Little emphasis is put on knowing who your family is beyond the ones you see at holidays. Few of us have any real connection to our roots, we move for work on a whim, we don't have a shared identity based on heritage and connection to where we are to the same degree as a more homogenous and longstanding European or Asian nation. Aside from a few vague platitudes there is little agreement on what it means to be Canadian/American the same way someone can easily understand what it means to be French, Japanese, Spanish, etc.

                how did I know you'd say that.
                [...]
                yeah, fathers are really important. Harriet's got a nice one. I like the episode about her middle initial, when her dad just wants to tell her, while her mom is dancing around it.

                Not just fathers, but other role models in a man's life too. Scout Leaders, Coaches, Teachers, anyone who can give a young man the skills to master something beyond themselves and earn the esteem of the old guard is a boon. Boys used to admire real men of real accomplishment and they're heroes were people like Neil Armstrong, Terry Fox, Mohamed Ali. Ask a kid what he wants to do when he grows up now and the answer will be getting to be the next person people stare at on their phones for basically no reason.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                honestly I see those as the same exact thing. it's warmed-over hero worship taken to its most logical extreme. After all, the majority of those kids didn't care what those guys had done, just the name and the fame.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 24 and even when I was a boy back in the 00s the people we wanted to be like could still do something special. Athletes, singers, actors, these people had an earned skill and the fantasy of being them came with actually wanting to be as capable as them. Other than the numbers next to what they post online, there's nothing special about being Mr. Beast or Ninja. They're not even the best at the games they play. There is nothing to aspire to for their fans other than being turned into a consumable product.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                did you really think about the accomplishments though? not just crave being in their position without working for it? If so I think you were pretty rare

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just spent two days in Montreal, I noticed there were more fathers with baby carriages than mothers

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i forget, is that where Golly went to live with that sweet old spherical israelite

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was he a israelite? He looks like one but I looked up his name and it’s German.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know we are a little quick to assume any german name is israeli, I just like to think he was. He was a silly adorable short old man, and I'm so happy he and Golly found each other. If she has any good eggs left, they are going to raise some wonderful kids.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                how did I know you'd say that.

                I'm a leaf so I don't totally know either but it probably has to do with a culture that doesn't see one's fellow countrymen as "in the same boat" so to speak. Everyone is a stranger at best until proven otherwise. You see the same attitude but a little less so in Canada. I also think the decline of genuine religious faith and erosion of healthy, MASCULINE role models for men has a lot to do with it too. When being a strong protector, provider, leader, etc. is no longer being modeled anywhere in young men's lives in an explicitly gendered way the only thing they have left to compete for is sex and cheap online clout. Men of all ages need common beacons of excellence, each reflecting a different facet of what it means to be a good man. Men who are loved and respected for what they can do for the world more than themselves. The world needs heroes that don't wear capes and walk among us in the real world!

                yeah, fathers are really important. Harriet's got a nice one. I like the episode about her middle initial, when her dad just wants to tell her, while her mom is dancing around it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how did I know you'd say that
                Because you entirely avoided my question?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Guns are part of american culture and they are easy to get with ammo included. In the UK (and 90% of the world) not so much.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The powers that be would rather blame the inanimate object than admit any degree of fault in their leadership. They also seem to have a strange aversion to keeping lunatics locked up.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          dammit i have a good reply to this (agreeing of course but expanding and explaining) but I don't wanna get banned, I'm enjoying this thread

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes I wonder how these people would react if I brought up certain other statistics that don't look so kindly on their practices. historical ones.

    but I'll just save that for my notebook. anyway someone post beth ellen's cute french sister again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not the only one who browses /misc/ dude

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing, bro.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        hnnggg she's so cute. she's like that old cliche romantic line about someone's eyes being pools you could swim in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone needs to remake the 8yo wife pic in sneedsville with harriet and anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she would make a great wife

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        her little faaace
        i need to watch the show again. I don't even remember her.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        her little faaace
        i need to watch the show again. I don't even remember her.

        She only appeared in the one episode, with the stuffies.

        Speaking of which, I assume Beth Ellen has a stuffy... or a few. I'd imagine her main one would remind her much of her grandfather, who died when she was young, but was very close with, according to the sequel book.

        Would Marion tell her off if she brought the grandpa stuffy to school, or would she be more patient and understanding?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She’d definitely tell her off.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's more allowed for younger kids

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          When has Marion ever been a good or patient friend beyond posturing’s sake? The only instance of her showing affection for her posse was smiling when they helped her carry some shit. She’s a grade A brat who needs a spanking from Harriet

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I assume she was to an extent when she and Harriet still hung out.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you suppose would be Beth Ellen's and Rachel's relationship with each other whenever Marion isn't around? There was a fic floating around these threads of Harriet spying on the two of them in Rachel's room.

          I like to headcanon that the two are closer to each other than they are to Marion. For example, Rachel would be more patient and understanding of Beth Ellen if she decided to spend time with her stuffy than Marion would (though not by much).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw Beth Ellen's sister is cuter than her
        I want to touch her!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          in a way that makes her happy, right?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >in a way that makes her happy, right?
            Heh, well, at least one of us will end up happy...

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the drawing of Beth Ellen's head getting caved in by a ball?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek wtf. Honestly, I want more art of Beth getting abused/bullied by Marian. Need more toxic friendship art. Even something small, like pinching

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beth Ellen getting cut in line in the cafeteria by Marion and Rachel, where the two swipe the last pieces of chocolate cake that she wanted... after everyone else did the exact same thing to her. Marion even gives her the death glare when she attempts to object.
          >Beth Ellen: Mmm...! Ah wouldn't mind a piece of that delicious chocolate cake.
          >Martha: Excuse me, Bethy. Could I skip ahead of you for that cake?
          >BE: Oh, sure thing, Martha.
          >M: Thanks!
          >BE: Alright, now for that cak---
          >Sport: Whew! All that running around sure works up an appetite! Think I'll help myself to some cake.
          >BE: Eh... excuse me, but ah was here first.
          >Sport: Oh, sorry, Beth Ellen! Didn't notice you there. You don't mind if I skip ahead you, huh?
          >BE: Oh, no. It's fine. Go ahead.
          >Sport: Thanks!
          >BE: Now ah I can finally have some---
          >Carrie: Mm... chocolate cake!
          >BE: But you already had some jus---
          >Carrie: I'm hungry, okay?!
          >BE: Ugh... just a few pieces left. Ah just need on---
          >Pinky & "Purple Socks": Chocolate cake! Chocolate cake! Deal with it!
          >BE: *Sigh* Only two pieces left. Ah gotta grab it quick, befo---
          >Marion: Thanks for saving the last pieces of cake, Beth Ellen. You don't mind if Rachel and I grab them, right?
          >BE: Ah... ah do mind! I do mind very---
          >Marion: RIGHT?
          >Beth Ellen: Oh... that's fine. *Sigh*
          >Harriet: Poor Beth Ellen...
          >Sport: Mmm... so good! *Notices Harriet and Janie giving him a dirty look* What!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Poor Beth. I hope we see her stand up for herself some time. Guess that’s why art of her being a boss b***h is popular

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Agree

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Agree

              Inevitably, Rebellen will take things too far and start being super rude and lashing out at everyone (calling Carrie fat, slapping Harriet's notebook out of her hand into a puddle of mud, tossing a sticky lollipop in Marion's hair, etc.), culminating in a fight with Marion with Martha getting hurt in the crossfire.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          some small pinching

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            a lil nipple twist now and again is very in character

            "I ain't buyin' nuttin yer selling, sweet cheeks!"

            You... wanna buy an 8? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfelvI_ikf4

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s fair to say that if Beth Ellen was super busty that Marion would definitely grope her boobs like there was no tomorrow out of jealousy.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"How do you WALK with these ridiculous things? God, you poor thing. I feel so sorry for you" *wobble wobble*

              I could definitely see her having the biggest ass. Bust wise I’d like to think that Harriet would be the true titty monster among them. Mainly because I like the idea of her absolutely mogging Marion and smugly rubbing it in her face.

              Her mom doesn't seem that big...

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Her mom doesn't seem that big...
                Perhaps the clothes she wears are just super concealing. That or she wears a corset. So for all we know she might secretly be an absolute beast in that regard.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s fair to say that if Beth Ellen was super busty that Marion would definitely grope her boobs like there was no tomorrow out of jealousy.

            That said, Carrie Andrews would most likely have both beat.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I could definitely see her having the biggest ass. Bust wise I’d like to think that Harriet would be the true titty monster among them. Mainly because I like the idea of her absolutely mogging Marion and smugly rubbing it in her face.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Carrie Andrews thinks she's cool. Because she spent her vacation, growing boobs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            an a vibrating alt https://files.catbox.moe/re63vd.png

            I KNOW but... a wizard did it.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a wizard did it
              I'm sure wizards send useful toys like that back in time allll the time. It's important.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            an a vibrating alt https://files.catbox.moe/re63vd.png

            I KNOW but... a wizard did it.

            wonderful, love having you in these threads. Even if the jannies scour your work parodically

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            an a vibrating alt https://files.catbox.moe/re63vd.png

            I KNOW but... a wizard did it.

            What's Marion's pinching Beth Ellen in response to? Is Beth Ellen muttering under her breath at Marion's expense?

            If you decide to do more art, could I suggest Rebellen in a fist fight with Marion, after the former stuck a huge glob of gum in the latter's hair after she attempts to once more cow Beth Ellen back into line? This would be the climax of the potential Rebellen episode.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            BASED. Girls bullying girls is the best type of fan art. Poor ellen, probably has Stockholm syndrome or battered wife syndrome or whatever

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i think she just knows she'll get it worse if she doesn't put up with it. which is basically school encapsulated.

              there's a lot of simpsons gags. Can we get a hint?

              >hint: the 60s
              in fact I'll give you one more
              >Harriet, Janie, and Sport... or photography kid. haven't decided.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm drawing blanks. I know as soon as you post it I'll recognise it, but at the moment I got nothing, sorry.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe we could see Beth Ellen getting a much-needed hug from Harriet, after such a crap week for her?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the one! Thanks man.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop bullying Beth!!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If there were to be a Season 3, I'd like it to have episodes focusing on Harriet really getting to know her classmates and fellow students (and not just surface-level information she usually gets from spying).

          Maybe it would have an episode where she tries to learn "Purple Socks'" real name—it's Peter Matthews, btw—but at the same time, she really, REALLY doesn't want to know.

          >I don't get it, Harriet. Why don't you wanna know Purple Socks' real name?
          >Because Purple Socks is so much color than whatever name he actually has, and I've spent so long referring to him as such, hearing him with any other name just seems wrong to me. It'd be like if I only knew you as "Sport" when we first met, Sport. Finding out your actual name is "Simon" afterwards would have been such a letdown.
          >I'm pretty sure that's how it actually happened when we first met, Harriet.

          Speaking of which, is Beth short for "ElizaBETH", or is it just Beth?

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the saner people who worked on Twelve Forever combined forces with the people behind this show, we could get the best ever show about puberty and growin' up

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how Harriet and Penny Gadget would be together? Both like to spy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        isnt it weird that we all call her Penny Gadget
        as if Gadget is her (presumably paternal) uncle's actual last name, and not a title he received upon becoming a cyborg

        sometimes I like calling her Sophie

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and not a title he received upon becoming a cyborg
          Maybe it was a coincidence?
          Why would you call Penny Sophie?
          Have you ever drawn her?

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    More patriotic weirdness.
    Or...is it even explicitly patriotism? Patriotism is about the country itself. The policies, the people, looking at the success of the past, and the hope for the future.
    Its more about the cult of personality that develops around dead presidents. Raising them up to be venerated as if they were more than human.
    Of course we do that with saints, pharaohs, and Jimi Hendrix. Seems to be a long existing habit of human culture.
    The presidential version just has an odd flavor to me. It feels more manufactured.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly haha, it's just part of kid culture, or it used to be. these days of course they're cast as the villains. nobody has ever thought of them as just men, doing their best.
      My favorite was Abe Lincoln being this important figure in Adventure Time, first appearing to Finn in a nonsequitur vision in the pilot, and ultimately being the king of Mars.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really think viewing them as villains is better or worse.
        The importance is the odd part.
        Like yes. Washington was the right man for the job and he moved the country forward. But that wouldn't have been possible if the majority of the population and dozens of other leaders weren't also similarly motivated.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          too right man, give more credit to the people.
          but MOST of the credit to the big man upstairs.

          hnngg she's so cute.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kids had a different view of Presidents back in the 60s than they do today. Does anyone here still remember that before there was Presidents' Day, there were Washington's Birthday and Lincoln's Birthday as separate holidays? Our greater Presidents were held up as more iconic figures back then.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So which of the boys will decide not to go to college and end up getting drafted to Vietnam?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sport files for CO status, gets turned down and makes a run for Canada

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, I thought of a really good "Harriet the ___" pun the other day but I can't remember it.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love "pastel art style" so much.
    Why does modern animation use it often?
    Most modern animation use Rick and Morty clones and is not even a Netflix thing. Is it because is cheap to out source to koreans?
    Pic related.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does modern animation use it often?
      soft colors are friendly and inviting

      it was probably made famous by steven universe, which had a palette inspired by yoshis island
      and it fit the more chill, laid-back atmosphere of the show

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does modern animation use it often?
      Don't use it often I mean

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because digital art has finally gotten to the point that you can use outlines like this but still do quick easy coloring and manipulating the shapes

      >Why does modern animation use it often?
      Don't use it often I mean

      oh, why DON'T they use it more? because it has a specifically childish connotation vs being slick and clean and carefully manufactured.

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it quite humorous that while Harriet has no respect for other people's privacy, she herself hates it when people invade her personal space and privacy.
    >"Hey, did you just take my picture? [...] Did you see that? What a snoop."
    >"Yeah, Harriet. Who would spy on someone without asking?"
    >"Right? I'm gonna follow him and find out."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harriet is also unhinged. The first episode has her spying on a woman's bedroom.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if a man broke into the apparentment and raped this woman while Harriet is inside.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you coming on to me?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, I'm "coming" on to you, all right.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harriet the voyeur will 100% spy on her parents having sex, golly having sex, and any of her friends when they get a lover.
          >I’m about to watch Sport lose his virginity. I should take pictures for posterity’s sake
          >Ah, mom’s wearing the garter belt tonight. She must be planning on pleasuring dad. I better get into position before they get home.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Harriet ends up as the greatest porn writer

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Harriet finds out one her classmates is being sexually abused at home

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >catches Beth Ellen molesting her little sister and sticking smooth objects into her vegana until she cries

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      welp she got her own medicine for GROWTH with that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      taking someone's notebook is like breaking into their house. she only did that when it was an emergency to help the woman get confidence.
      if she left her notebook open and someone walked by and read it, it would be the same as her looking in an open window

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ship Sport with Marion and I’m not sorry

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >"What're ya buyin'?"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      "I ain't buyin' nuttin yer selling, sweet cheeks!"

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally zero reason to keep a diary and be honest in it. You have no right to privacy, it can be used against you by your friends, your family, and your government.

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    keep the thread alive because i thought of a funny thing to draw
    a simpsons thing
    I bet someone can guess

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a lot of simpsons gags. Can we get a hint?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel with the mentions they're doing i might also have a simpsons thing to doodle.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marionbros…

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let’s be honest here. She deserved it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could see Harriet cheering Beth Ellen on from the sidelines. That or she’d join Beth in tormenting Marion.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beth scaring Marion with her superior melons. Wonderful. Always nice to see the usually meek or shy girls get a one up every now and then.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Need more of that I tell you what.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot what this is a reference to

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol is when they go to florida

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ohhh yeahhh.

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read some wild horror stories about girl bullying back in a day.
    >Marion gets two strongest kids to hold Harriet while everyone else lines up taking turn punching her

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute!

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay guys help me out with memory...
    Sport didn't play an instrument, did he? did they have a band class episode? I don't think they did

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No band episode.

      The only thing Sport's really good at is playing sports and doing accounting stuff for his dad.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        right on, thanks.. yeah I feel like this might work better with Chuck... but frickit. let's give Sport one.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't do anything wrong

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    aaand here
    What's really great is I already riffed on this Simpsons bit in Adventure Time fanart, and that was... Twelve fricking years ago

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel
      KINO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you taking requests?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe a couple! Sure, you got ideas?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but what about harriet trying to get someone to listen to her ramble about this hot new band she spied on the ed sullivan show

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            adorable. Not sure if a bored Golly or her dad seething with jealousy that he can't get guests that big on HIS show...

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the only person in school who saw it is marion
              >"oh you like the beatles too? glad to see you acknowledge my superior taste"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            as a huge beatles nut as a kid, this resonates
            ... not the physical attraction part. I wanted to be like them. I would do a Liverpudlian accent until it drove people crazy

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Now that is fun. Harriet having her own little obsessive freak out over something she's into. I really like her expression there. It's silly cute.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harriet dressed up as Rorschach eating a can of beans while Reggie watches

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe just Beth Ellen getting a well-deserved hug from Harriet from all the crap she had to put up with (mainly from Marion)?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            too sweet not to do
            but after being reminded how bad I am at drawing simple things like hugs, now I need a hug too
            that'll be good for tonight, you guys are awesome

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Very cute and a nice use of that one crying Harriet expression there for a sweeter moment instead. Goodnight anon.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              OR here.
              Very lovely and sweet! Thank you.

              I had intended it being Beth Ellen who needed the hug for the crap week she's had, but this is also very nice. It could work for Harriet, too, if Beth Ellen's the only one willing to show an ounce of compassion for the stuff read out from her notebook.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mutual shared experience of marion being a b***h

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's the thing, Beth Ellen keeps her deep satisfaction on the inside, Harriet keeps her surface-level emotional accomplishment right out on her sleeve

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            too sweet not to do
            but after being reminded how bad I am at drawing simple things like hugs, now I need a hug too
            that'll be good for tonight, you guys are awesome

            now they just need interlocking fingers
            platonically of course

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They need to French kiss each other until they're both out of breath while they're fricking each other with a shared, large dildo...
              ...Platonically, of course!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >harriet and beth ellen in the same bed
                >just finished with an unplanned night together
                >beth ellen snuggling up next to harriet, totally content and fast asleep
                >but harriet is wide awake, staring at the ceiling, still trying to comprehend that she is with the best friend of her arch-enemy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beth Ellen in the slave Leia outfit or Rachel in the slave Ahsoka outfit…just a little idea, you know?

        • 8 months ago
          El Barto

          gonna go completely anachronistic here and ask what trends characters would be messing with if the show took place in the modern-day

          ...or a harriet version of this pic (probably with characters most likely to be there)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            harriet would totally be spouting of spy memes if she was ever exposed to TF2

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            now you just have me thinking of harriet and her family being on family feud, I guess in the Richard Dawson era 12 years later.

            Yeah it was mouse, did the sloppy lines give it away?

            yeah but .. because of that handicap, it's amazing. we need to buy you a tablet asap.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frickin A mate

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did she have to apologize?

    This is why society is so shitty. Everybody tries to justify their shitty behavior instead of trying to make amends for it.

    In Harriet's case, she thought it was a matter of principle, that a writer never apologizes for telling the truth. But there's a difference between apologizing for who you are and apologizing for hurting someone. More people need to realize this. Although Ol' Golly writing to her and simply telling her to just apologize was kinda lame.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but she not only didn't force them to read it, she explicitly marked it as a secret notebook. The one who needs to apologize for "hurting someone" is Marion. She was trying to hurt Harriet, and she chose to hurt everyone else in the process.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    well some of you are being just silly
    but practicing kissing, that's totally a thing.

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, with all the crap Harriet endured in the 2nd half of Season 2 (Ole Golly leaving forever, and the other students tormenting her over her notebook), it's kind of a wonder she didn't consider running away to escape her problems, even for just a moment.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now that you mention it. I’m kinda surprised that didn’t happen. Because mentally she was down the absolute shitter at that point.

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to read 300 posts about a show I've never watched, but someone needs to make sure OP understands that he's autistic for not understanding that, regardless of how you come about the information, a non-autistic person is still going to use that information to guide them. Knowing Harriet wrote offensive things in her private diary means she's the kind of person who will document offensive things YOU do, so it is always in your best interest to tell that person to frick off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are the problem with the world, please go away

      >for being made today.
      I can't imagine a lower standard to hold a creative work to.

      well duh. what did you think I meant

      >and not a title he received upon becoming a cyborg
      Maybe it was a coincidence?
      Why would you call Penny Sophie?
      Have you ever drawn her?

      Because that's her name in the original (?) French
      and astoundingly, no!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because that's her name in the original (?) French
        Oh, I learned something new today. Thanks. I assume you are French then?
        >and astoundingly, no!
        You should change that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope just a huge weeb
          Penny gave me the funny feelings when I was little. I'm really surprised nobody's had me draw her..

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Penny gave me the funny feelings when I was little
            Same here.
            >I'm really surprised nobody's had me draw her.
            I don't think I've ever seen you in an IG thread. In any case, those threads don't last too long, if you catch my drift.
            I would ask, but you drew something recently for me so it would be rude to ask again.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              well i meant more surprising it hasn't been commissioned. feels like I've done all the greatest hits, and then another pops up and I realize naw not yet

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will try and remember you, if I ever commish people.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            May I have the honor of requesting you to draw Harriet and Penny being captured?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are the problem with the world, please go away
      [...]
      well duh. what did you think I meant
      [...]
      Because that's her name in the original (?) French
      and astoundingly, no!

      Linking

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have successfully delivered the (you)!
        couriers always begging for tips...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My dog hasn't had anything to eat in 3 days. Please sir, may you spare this poor courier a (You)?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're the autistic one because literally nobody thinks like that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Redditors don't have any self awareness about how weird, obnoxious and abnormal they are. Don't bother.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn straight. Kids that document everything are super cool and it's smart to tell them all of your secrets and plans. You can trust them with anything.
        t.

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Harriet goes to see a psychiatrist episode
    Holy kek. This is getting a little too relatable

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone draw Harriet as a spy hitman choking someone out from behind with a scarf.

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Marion look so off in this shot?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        her eyes are slightly too low

        May I have the honor of requesting you to draw Harriet and Penny being captured?

        you can request it all you want, but that sounds like something i wouldn't enjoy

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would you enjoy them spying together?
          Or comparing notes?

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there were to be a Season 3, I'd like it to have episodes focusing on Harriet really getting to know her classmates and fellow students (and not just surface-level information she usually gets from spying).

    Maybe it would have an episode where she tries to learn "Purple Socks'" real name—it's Peter Matthews, btw—but at the same time, she really, REALLY doesn't want to know.

    >I don't get it, Harriet. Why don't you wanna know Purple Socks' real name?
    >Because Purple Socks is so much color than whatever name he actually has, and I've spent so long referring to him as such, hearing him with any other name just seems wrong to me. It'd be like if I only knew you as "Sport" when we first met, Sport. Finding out your actual name is "Simon" afterwards would have been such a letdown.
    >I'm pretty sure that's how it actually happened when we first met, Harriet.

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have only watched 3 episodes.
    I like the art and only fantasize about cuckqueening Beth by having sex with Harriet in front of her, crying.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU'D be the one crying?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        we'd all be crying

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course he's crying. Harriet blackmailed him after all.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would cry from uohhh if I was near harriet

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished season 2 and now I’m sad because there’s no more. What are the chances for a season 2? It seems astronomically low given how few views the Harriet clips and trailers have on YouTube. Is Cinemaphile the only place that cares about this cute show?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      well, the book's story is now complete. so they could move on to the sequels, but... it's probably better that this same team just does a new show. yknow?

      it is very sad that being on apple means nobody saw it, and it's even really hard to get google results.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Apple TV release really hit the show's chances of getting noticed. Had it aired on Disney Channel or something it may have gotten noticed but as it stands, unless a miracle happens, the show is probably always going to go under the radar.

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna go bed for tonight. Hope this thread's still active when I wake up in the morning.

    G'night.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hnng lucky duck

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey you
    yes you anon, the one who thinks he can't draw
    draw Chairiet M. Welsch for us.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      here you go SILVER Chariot M. Welsch

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit, I don't know the reference. but I love it anyway.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks! It's a Jojo reference, Stardust Crusaders specifically. But here's the normal chair version.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            haaaa i love it. hell, you even put in some perspective there. and that is a fine drawing of Beth Ellen especially given that you used.. a mouse?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it was mouse, did the sloppy lines give it away?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah it was mouse
                Ok that's kinda impressive

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                right?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            here you go SILVER Chariot M. Welsch

            Now we just need an actual Chariot (the one pulled by horses).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a fun crossover. I could see her doing a quick fantasy sequence where she imagines herself with this as her stand.

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I torrent this show? I cannot find the first season in any of the torrent sites I usually use.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      try torrent galaxy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can only find the second season there, and with no seeds.

        i just stream it on the usual suspects.

        What are the usual suspects. I've tried to find a place to stream it but I haven't been able to.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          torrentgalaxy do to?

          cuz i am in and it's working

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just stream it on the usual suspects.

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the bun's name again?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just Doctor Bunny.

      If Beth Ellen were to have a main stuffy, I'd imagine it'd be a well-loved and dusty dragon who'd remind her of her grandfather (who is dead).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        awwww dragrampa.

        Thread's been slowing down, hm?

        it's amazing how long it's already been going. I wish I was feeling more art.

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread's been slowing down, hm?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesnt help that some stuff got pruned

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        surprisingly my PINCHING pick didn't got the noose.

        i wanna doodle some stuff later so

        drop them reqs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >drop them reqs
          Harriet on top of beth ellen in a "pinned ya " moment
          Maybe she really wanted an exclusive interview and got carried away

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harriet spying on her mother and finding out that she’s actually really busty.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          More pics of Rebellen picking on or bullying some of the other students? Maybe she's in a fist fight with Marion?

          Needs more Rebellen.

          >The front door to the school flew open so fast and hard, it almost sounded like a bomb had gone off. Harriet and many of the other students in the area snapped their heads towards the source of the commotion. What or who could have done that?
          >Standing at the mouth of the door stood Beth Ellen Hansen. Except... it wasn't her... at least, not how Harriet remembered her. It had been a short few days since she had spoken with the shy and anxious girl, but now she was almost completely unrecognizable.
          >Gone was her typical blue school uniform she and everyone else wore. Everything she wore now was... black; black leather jacket, black mini-skirt with a studded belt looped around her waist, and black boots.
          >And her hair—once a light, golden blonde—was now also jet black.
          >In fact, the only bit of color on her was the blue shirt under her jacket that exposed her navel, as well as a new, blue ribbon in her hair, now sporting a tiny skull in the middle of the knot.
          >The biggest change, however, was in Beth Ellen's new attitude. Gone was the anxious nervousness she typically exhibited in her day-today life. She now walked with the swagger of a person who no longer cared about what others thought of them, carrying herself with the energy and apathy of a rebel in the streets. Her hands were inside her jacket's pockets as she strolled on by past Harriet and some other shocked onlookers.
          >This wasn't the Beth Ellen Hansen Harriet had last seen a few days ago.
          >Murmurs could be heard from the students, and Beth Ellen shot a sharp, dirty look at them as she walked past, shutting them up.
          >Harriet couldn't help but spy what looked to be a lollipop in Beth Ellen's mouth. Rachel's going to have a fit when she sees this.

          Agree

          Or paying her back for pinching her?

          some small pinching

          Speaking of which, is there a character done by Grey Delisle whose voice would be comparable to a Rebel Beth Ellen?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe Sam from Danny Phantom?

            Harriet spying on her mother and finding out that she’s actually really busty.

            oh I like this idea...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >breakfast at tiffany came out in 61
          if it isnt too late to beg for a request
          how about harriet trying on audrey hepburns little black dress with long white opera gloves

          sport and beth ellen getting a nose bleed from how much of a stunner she is when dressed to the nines optional

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It actually came out in 1995 🙂

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Harriet meets a woman who seems very mysterious
    >Follows her around for several days making up crazy theories of who she might be
    >Tracks her to her home and hides inside
    >Turns out the woman is on the run from her abusive husband/boyfriend who finds, attack and kidnaps her while Harriet has to watch

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need you drawgays for the What About Mimi thread. You like cute girls, dont cha?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sell me on what about mimi

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turn of the millennium Canadian cartoon that features redhead Mimi Morton. She has a girl and boy best friend. Standard kids cast of rich girl, nerdy girl, bully etc.. Cozy show, if not a little formulaic of your standard kids cartoon tropes. Red headed character that gets into situations a la Pepper Ann.

        [...]

        Welp, seems like you got what you wanted

        Indeed! Cute girls sure to bring in the talent.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh that's kinda cute!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welp, seems like you got what you wanted

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking to draw some huge breasts.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      people seem to like Golly having those

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      people seem to like Golly having those

      I’d rather see Golly with a huge bush

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather see her with a fat ass.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she is Italian, probably has that total Maria Schneider thing going. very nice. lush.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong show

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        spoodlercat

        Is Harriet's journal based off a real type of notebook for sale?

        have you not seen those everywhere? as it is, i'm amazed they had those back in the 60s. To me they feel so 90s.

        my classmates had their own, complete with the squiggly black design

        >also cant get the image of harriet in a bane mask as she cracks the spine
        >i have broken the book

        can't get the image, or can't get it out of your head?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could try the different mothers.

      What would/should Beth Ellen's mother look like, depending on her character?

      Some of them are kind of stacked.

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why were people saying Harriet fancies Sport?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe in the original book Harriet fancied Sport (she wrote what it'd be like if she married him).

      Personally, I think she had a bit more of a romantic hint with Chuck in the show.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think for her it was more like, a matter-of-fact thing. he's her favorite boy, so of course he'll marry her
        once puberty starts, those feelings will develop a little more and she'll either start to definitely see him romantically or definitely not

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather see her become a fatass.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harriet's hair is cute

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a pretty nice hairstyle. More girls should rock that look.

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And then I tear off the doll's head

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Practicing for her dream job

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never thought we'd get to see a live execution in a kids show.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      large rip and tear enegry

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      uoh

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice thread guys, sorry I was too tired to draw anything this time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No worries anon.

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Harriet's journal based off a real type of notebook for sale?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently yes, and it seems like versions of the design are still made today.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        my classmates had their own, complete with the squiggly black design

        >also cant get the image of harriet in a bane mask as she cracks the spine
        >i have broken the book

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has anyone done a Death Note parody with er yet?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What, like with the "Just as planned" face?

          That is a pretty hilarious idea, not gonna lie.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, I mean she is always writing stuff down in a notebook...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What, like with the "Just as planned" face?

          That is a pretty hilarious idea, not gonna lie.

          >I take an onion.... and I EAT IT!
          or would that be funnier with tomato sammich

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Help me Oleby-wan Genolly, you're my only hope
      does that.. does that track..

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I understood that reference.

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    which Twilight Zone would be Harriet's favorite?

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the train track around the perimeter of the ceiling.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit, that is pretty awesome. this is one hell of a fun room. and huge, too. I think this is bigger than some apartments I've had.
      dude's got a ham radio, erector set, a fricking electric guitar... this is PInky's room, right? I forget

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't forget.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm surprised it's so easy these days to animate scribbles. they must have a special computer setting like "Take this scribble and fit it to the hair as we change the angle of the head" because in my day, they would change every frame

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The scribble is one drawing/texture with a deformer tool to warp it in sync with the head. zebirdbrain on YouTube has a series of in-depth ToonBoom tutorials.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              wouldnt that be more work than redrawing it every frame? if it's not automatic..

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, the deformer is integrated into the rig so it only has to be done once.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay so they're not manually reshaping the scribble each frame like with a mesh transform tool.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Deformers are ToonBoom's Mesh Transformer except you can set the points instead of relying on a grid and they tween alongside the rest of the rig.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh excellent!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ToonBoom was made by Flash animators who were sick of Adobe's bullshit. I bought a perpetual licence for the premium studio version which is overkill but still nice to have. If you're just dipping your toes in the waters of animation, either try a free trial or use Blender instead. Blender is FOSS and probably has equal if not better 2D/3D integration.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is breasts. if only it had a fun proprietary format that was supported by all browsers... i miss Flash stuff so much. so many fun and awesome and totally free games..

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can do HTML5 games, or at least parts of them in ToonBoom.
                CAPTCHA: 20VAG

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >html5
                kek
                i mean i know nothing, but the fact that literally nobody is doing it kind of says something.
                >20 vag
                maybe more. imagine

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a hand drawn Harriet. A token of my thanks for someone to talk shop with about animation/software.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frickin nice, dude!!

                kek

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cute Harriet there anon. And seeing some traditional stuff is neat.

  112. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show pisses me off because its an idealized version of people finding your diary.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >idealized
      i'm cynical as shit and even I can't see what you're on about

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe "idealized" is stretching it. but your best friends forgiving you over a couple weeks after reading it is pretty incredible.

        I assure you your friends and peers wouldn't forgive you over a heart felt speech or any sort of plea at all. Not over a few weeks and not even over a decade.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay but that's literally all fiction. conflicts don't resolve in real life. minds don't change.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay but that's literally all fiction. conflicts don't resolve in real life. minds don't change.

          >wouldn't forgive you
          >conflicts don't resolve
          >minds don't change
          Who hurt you?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            what happy world have you been living in and can I crash on your couch

  113. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the comfy thread!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thread nearly bye
      good thread fellows

      Fun thread thanks for stopping by anons.

  114. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thread nearly bye
    good thread fellows

  115. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a nice thread. Can't wait to be in the next one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe i'll draw stuff next time

  116. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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