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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have that exactly body type

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trans?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LONDON

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you got colon srs?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        these troony stories are always so nightmare inducing.
        anyone think the thai dude stole xem's organs or something like that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you alien?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    talk about toe

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that MtF or FtM? hard to keep track anymore

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i assume the giant vegana is the weak point, so i should shoot at it

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey lil' donnie, i'm about to get killed by a xenomorph
    what do you think of that?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Built for Big Ripley wiener

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YWNBARX (You will never be a real xenomorph)

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me, or does that xenos belly look like Leo's face from "Flowers In The Moon"

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally ready to settle

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My face when my mom tells me to get a job

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how do you not have a job

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a mom

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            not for long

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MOMMY!
      wild death scene

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once I leaned that explosive decompression isn’t as strong as movies show it made me hate all these scenes

      Literally the monster would be able to block the suction with its body and that would be it besides tissue damage on its back.

      Movies where like heavy objects are being sucked out of an open airlock simply wouldn’t happen that way

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they made it like those crabs that get sucked into pipes underwater

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the same process but water is much more mass than air so it has a lot more force with it.

          The only way you would get movie style like giant whoosh sucking you out into the void would be if a huge interior area became exposed to a huge opening. Like a force field daily or like a ship being literally cut in half

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the same process but water is much more mass than air so it has a lot more force with it.

        The only way you would get movie style like giant whoosh sucking you out into the void would be if a huge interior area became exposed to a huge opening. Like a force field daily or like a ship being literally cut in half

        It depends on the surface area of the object, and the opening the volume of air is escaping out of.
        1 atmosphere is 14.7 psi, which is 2116.8 lbf/ft2
        So a tiny 1 inch hole will definitely cause some loud air loss but unlikely to suck you through the hole. They're more worried about explosive decompression effects widening the hole or affecting people's bodies. But if a large door suddenly opened to vacuum giving an opening of a dozen square feet with a ton of force per sq ft? Yeah, everything is going out fast, even large heavy objects.

        More atmospheres of pressure can make it that much worse but we're not going to be living in that air.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the point from a biological perspective of having those holes on it's legs?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the movie? The creature is an accidental mutation from cloning Ripley with the baby queen inside her. There's no point to any of it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And how did that happen?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      aerodynamics

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this my current stage in life, I would accept it. As long as it doesnt have a mixed kid, that is.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm a woman now"

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is he fricking his own belly?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger than mine

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s with the pink vegana hole in the front?

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks great, thanks. Shame about the rest of the movie. It's like AlienS 2 but with completely unlikable cast (sans Sigourney) and shit everything else.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made Sigourney very unlikable in 4. I didn't think it was possible.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens always look too human

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