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Why does he do? The exact same thing as black falcon

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    El aguila

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halcón is falcon in Spanish. Águila is eagle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eagle sounds more american

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eagle and águila share the same root. And an eagle and a falcon are 2 different kinds of birds.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always questioned why Marvel created a bird-themed sidekick for Captain America but decided to call him the Falcon instead of the Eagle.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks more like vulture. Green and all that stuff.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i havent watched any marvel shit since endgame (with the exception of dr strange 2)
    and im far happier for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the loki show is also very worth it
      aside from that, you're better off forgetting everything else even exists.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How badly will this bomb and how will it be the chud’s fault?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how does he do though

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he recruit a new falcon to be like what he was to cap. Like why the same gimmick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just that. Captain Falcon keeps his wings/flight. So a new falcon is redundant.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the comics he's an actual falcon/human hybrid. Too weird for the MCU I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a mutant?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He got his DNA spliced with Sam's pet falcon's. That's what the wiki says anyway, I didn't read this comic.

        Oh ok, so Hawkman. Marvel sure is original.

        That's not what Hawkman is at all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He got his DNA spliced with Sam's pet falcon's
          Kek.
          Is there a separate term for mutants who weren't born with the X gene, but instead created in a lab? Like meta humans or something?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He got his DNA spliced with Sam's pet falcon's
            >Kek.
            >Is there a separate term for mutants who weren't born with the X gene, but instead created in a lab? Like meta humans or something?
            Mutate and Mutant are recognized distinct terms in marvel comics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh ok, so Hawkman. Marvel sure is original.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the bow guy.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come that only batman and superman can somewhat walk a line of not being absolutely moronic and remain tolerable?
    But capeshit in general needs to die

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just going to be anti-white propaganda, isn't it?
    America isn't for you anymore and that's a good thing, the movie.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really moving through the racial hierarchy, huh, whites then blacks then hispanics , we can assume the retired whites have just transcended somewhere and turned to space dust

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The New World Order is too on the nose, I know the perfect remplace!
    >Captain America Brave New World 1984

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was falcon really that popular that they felt they needed to replace him right away?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wings are knives
    WILL YOU TAKE ME TO

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so falcon is his wingman still? I thought that term was derogatory now

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this get massive reshoots because it was shit? Also, I think Harrison Ford is in this playing President Hulk

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yknow it's funny, before i used to think that the mcu was a better interpretation of marvel than the comics themselves because they corrected a lot of the dumb autistic shit (in the comics howard stark isn't tony's dad, he's a clone alien chimera robot step-dad secret skrull triple-agent who wore howard stark's skin but not really and has amnesia and was from another universe, or something - in the mcu howard is tony's dad and they had a troubled relationship)

    But now the mcu is not only doing shit that's equally moronic but even WORSE than the comics, such as having a literal smash bros recolor of falcon hahahahahahaha so bad

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so does Sam lose his wings??? Is he just a normal dude throwing a shield?? No sick air combos with shield juggles then…

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