Here is your scientifically correct velociraptor, bro

Here is your scientifically correct velociraptor, bro

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like chickens

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chickens are disgusting and annoying as frick and anyone who likes them has never been around them for long.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How are they annoying? They're easy as frick to deal with.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They sense dickheads like you. Chickens have always been chill around me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah man you sure have dealt with livestock before
      never met a goose have you? or a moronic goat that wants to headbutt you all the time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        goats headbutt others as a way to show they love them
        they like to climb on you if they like you, too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yesss, good goy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're based af and dont require too much care or attention unlike cats

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this *eats shit*

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          easy on the toxoplasma, gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chickens are disgusting and annoying. Roosters are based as frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitskin

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      self preparing sandwich

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are they so shit at eating?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i can beak this crust
      >you cant beak that crust
      >baaaaaaark

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        99% of people won't get this, anon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's the cuff dwarf
          am I the 1%

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even the chickens don’t want the crust
      Wait til mom hears about this.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      warm blooded plebs should bow to t-rex

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dinosaurs and birds? No way bro, they're nothing ali-

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those things look goofy but they’ve actually killed people.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hippos look goofy as frick and they're supposedly the number 1 killer of people in Africa...well besides Africans

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuark that looks comfy

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you feathergays for ruining my childhood

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nah, frick YOU feather man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't understand this autism.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dinosaurs were cool as frick when they were just giant lizards. They look homosexual with fathers. How is that hard to understand?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      deal with it. That's how this group of dinosaurs mostly looked like for a fact
      animals aren't supposed to look cool,they are supposed to survived through natural selection and suffer the changes accordingly over time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, they're full of shit. They don't care about actual evidence, it's just a culture war thing.
      >https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t-rex-skin-was-not-covered-feathers-study-says-180963603/

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you scales only gays are the butthurt ones. Many dinosaurs taxa DID have feathers, wether you like it or not. You people are the ones calling it a culture war.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          not true, I was there

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretentious europistani homosexual hates chickens for moronic reasons
      ok?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >listening to krauts post 1945
      ngmi

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chickens are based. They shit, piss and lay eggs all out of the same hole. They just suction cup together and the dude drops his load directly into the female when they get it on

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >docking procedure initiated

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a biblically accurate velociraptor

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white_girl_visits_india.webm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TIME FOR SOME GOOD DUCKING BROS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kvacky Lane-The Blue Room

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have those homosexual ass scientists explained how modern birds are literally defined as being toothless but dinosaurs are known for their teeth? Or the fact that plenty of dinosaurs never evolved to fly?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Geese have teeth

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      plenty of dinosaurs had beaks

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=q3RaqCyRT1W7iRHd

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So weird how dinosaurs have sort become a part of the culture war.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    birds are warm blooded feathered reptiles

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs were neither all scaled nor all feathered. Dinosaurs were around for 120,000,000 years. I don't think you understand how long that is. The Earth went through changes in that time, from oxygen levels, to temperature. This caused evolutionary changes. The T-Rex, for example, was scaled because we have fossilised remains of its scales. Did it have feathers on its head? We don't know. A relation to T-Rex did, so it is possible. Again, not all dinosaurs were feathered or had feathers or quills or fuzz or anything and not all of them were scaly lizards.

    Stop this either or. They were varied and had different things. Just like reptiles are today. From fingernail sized chameleons to the all female species of whiptail lizard (possibly two) that reproduce by rubbing their cloacae on each other to induce parthenogenesis. Nature isn't cut and dry.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      aren't feathers fossilized in ambers all the time? have they found any evidence for dino feathers?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have they found any evidence for dino feathers
        Yes? But obviously not ALL dinosaurs had them.

        Don't worry, they're full of shit. They don't care about actual evidence, it's just a culture war thing.
        >https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t-rex-skin-was-not-covered-feathers-study-says-180963603/

        Again, this isn't a 'culture war' thing you fricking moron. Some dinosaurs did, some didn't. Why are you dealing in absolutes? Why are you pretending a species of creature that ruled the planet for over a hundred million years remained completely unchanged in that period? We have thousands upon thousands of known dinosaurs and that's based on fossils we have imagine how many we don't have. Stop being moronic. The T-Rex might be scaled but that doesn't mean a fricking Hypsilophodon did or didn't (to pick a random dinosaur that may or may not have had feathers).

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up you massive strawmanning homosexual, I didn't make a single one of those claims you stupid piece of shit. Nobody said that no dinosaurs had feathers. But there are those who claim that the likes of T-Rex looked like this, and those people are driven entirely by a contrarian hatred of cool stuff.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they'd fricking hatch these.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here are kids of Adam and Eve

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARISE CHICKUN

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