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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen hot women with uglier and poorer dudes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp, zoomers malding they can’t even frick ugly fat chicks

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He works 60+ hrs a week to support his wife so she can stay at home

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carrie worked for a big law firm in New York you literal moron, do zoomers really only know Stranger Things? You have to leave Cinemaphile NOW.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat guy with charisma in 90s getting a 6/10? It's not that unbelievable pre-social media.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a 7.5 incel, maybe higher like a 7.6/7/7.7

      He's a high-tier normie by modern standards, weight aside, but more men got what they wanted back then so it's not unrealistic. Even today, I'm call him a 6.5 even with the weight considering the charisma, but he would've been more like a 5.5 back then

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah this homie calculated incel/slag rate adjusted to inflation

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was in shape when they met and she’s obnoxious

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what happens when she opens her mouth brings her down to his level.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't incels understand that charisma trumps looks when it comes to getting laid?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charisma = good looking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What I love about incels is how they're always socially moronic, but they INSIST they're incel because of their looks.

      They refuse to even attempt to improve their social skills. "It's useless", they say. "I can't get laid because of my looks, so why bother?"

      You wanna know why they do this?

      Because if they convince themselves that their looks are the reason, then it's not their fault they're incel. They just got dealt a bad hand.

      But if they try to improve their social skills? Then they might actually get laid. And that would mean it was THEIR fault the entire time. They wasted years of their life not getting pussy because they were too stubborn to even try to improve themselves.

      And that's why they won't try.

      Once you understand this, it becomes hard to pity them anymore. They're doing it to themselves. They're truly some of the most pathetic people on the internet.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wall of text

        Ok virgin.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seething incel projection

          Cinemaphile is a Chad board. You're not welcome here. Leave.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get driving experience to get a UPS job? I can't afford a car

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty much the worst job anon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? It's an awesome job. I did a few seasonal drives at UPS and those guys start at like $50/hour in my cheap area.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they don't. That's including the frick ton of over time they have to work every day. They start off at like 25 bucks an hour and cap out around 35 an hour. And that's in one of the highest paying hubs in the country.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            morons don't know the average driver works like 60,70,80 hrs a week. It's basically their life

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And if you're low seniority you have to work Saturdays too. Gotta get that air freight to the airport.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can literally hit six figures if you work that much at most decent paying jobs

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can hit six figures as a UPS driver

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know. That's the point of my response. If you're working 80 hr weeks you better be hitting six figures

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's what i meant. and i'm actually from a country where workers have rights and it was still flipping hell.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm actually from a country where workers have rights and it was still flipping hell.

                It's blue collar so it's almost assumed they work crazy hours anywhere in the world

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No, they don't.
            Yes they do.
            >That's including the frick ton of over time they have to work every day.
            Overtime is double pay. There is no work on Sunday ever. Route loads are done by seniority so the long you work there the lighter the load becomes.
            >They start off at like 25 bucks an hour and cap out around 35 an hour.
            Wrong. Even seasonal drivers make 21/hour plus gas pay. And that's in a cheap area.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >21/hour plus gas pay
              The gas pay is ONLY for seasonal highers. And yeah, the seasonal make less than the full timers, thanks for repeating that. You're arguing with somebody who worked full time at UPS for 7 years, moron. You christmas Black folk have no idea what you're talking about. You didn't even join the union.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The gas pay is ONLY for seasonal highers.
                No shit moron.
                >somebody who worked full time at UPS for 7 years
                You're a liar.
                >You didn't even join the union.
                Wrong. Seasonal drivers are hired by the union.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Went from loading to sort aisle to driving for 3 years and was shop steward since year 2. And unless the contract changed since I left, it is explicitly stated that seasonal highers are NOT part of the union, but still need to pay dues. Not my fault you decided to talk about shit you were ignorant of. But please keep saying absurd shit like a delivery driver starts off at 50 bucks an hour. Anybody with a functioning brain knows that a lie.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop lying. It's a bad look.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seasonal Black person thinks he knows anything about driving for UPS
                I bet you don't even know how to file a grievance

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't just hire people to drive the trucks right off the street, you have to work UPS as a seasonal personal vehicle driver for a bit before they consider you. So you need a car to get the job.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was a UPS driver for a short period of time
      >only do it if you’re comfortable with loooong working hours. 7 AM - 8 or 9 PM
      >crunch time 24/7, especially the period between Halloween and New Years
      >trucks aren’t the best, they don’t usually have AC or heat and they’re a b***h to maneuver around corners
      >pays really well especially if you stick it out for a while
      >benefits are great and are now even better since the drivers all went on strike

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alexa, google me "kevin james early life wiki"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's Irish

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Completely believable. Especially if you imagine that they met in highschool when he was some football chad then got fat later.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't meet in high school, they met at a night club when Doug was bouncing. Still a Chad but he was fat, had a mustache and a mullet when he was bouncing. In any case, the first couple seasons was better balanced in terms of their selfish, conniving little schemes, for some reason Doug got dumber/selfish and Carrie less a frick up herself, though her attitude routinely ruins shit, like when Doug found that Italian place and she mouthed off to the manager.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a gigachad in high school, probably just knows the money is being in a fat guy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most high school chads get fat. The character is koq is basically what his life would have been if he'd just been a normal wagie instead of getting into comedy/acting.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched the show but did he pull her in school? Imo you have a far greater chance at pulling a chick that's way out of your league when you're younger, personality matters a lot more than anything else then.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically he would be black, and she would be a 250lb white woman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reverse of Bob Hearts Abishola.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carrie was a mid Jersey girl.
    Yes, fat fricks like that use to pull them all the time.
    Now post her after Doug got her pregnant.
    They balloon and they're lucky they have a schlubby postal worker as a husband.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carrie was a mid Jersey girl.

      If that's a mid in Jersey then I'm moving there

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a monkey's paw scenario anon.
        There is an extreme down side.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carrie was mentally ill and I believe there was a plotline about her being happy only if other people were miserable so it makes sense she'd go for some loser and torment him.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every other couple in suburbia, go outside.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a good football player in highschool, tried to become a semi-pro (didn't work out) and worked as a bouncer when they met. I would assume he was less fat at that time and the gain came with the marriage.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    before dating apps ugly guys used to have more of a chance

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is realistic. Every woman wants a decent looking tall fat N!gga who can lay the pipe down

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today Doug would be bringing in huge money and Carrie would just be a b***hy secretary

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers will never understand that up until 10 years ago this absolutely was a realistic couple. Pussy inflation skyrocketed.

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