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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russell Crowe is like 60 now, OP.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he just needs his Dunkin

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      coming right u- OOPS!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that all just for him? he's gonna get the beetus

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          divorce is a helluva drug

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >
        >Yes?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          My bussy has been doing sooo many crimes lately mr Batfleck you should come and beat it up with your bat wiener

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        are bags illegal in the US? do you just carry a handful of different shaped items around with you and hope to keep two thirrds of them by the time you make it to your kitchen.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          you put full cups into a bag? wtf

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you put full cups into a bag? wtf
            homies dont know bout mah 5 minute life hacks

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            put the cups in the tray, tray in the bag, bag in a thermally regulated psionic containment unit TRPCU/TrapCu, and heft it into the kitchen.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they are. It's easier to obtain a gun than a bag in California.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            YOU'RE KILLING ME! PUT THAT BAG DOWN
            best part was in the 80s they claimed the rainforests were almost gone, so everyone had to change to plastic bags, then 30 years on the plastic was teleporting up dolphins' noses 12,000 miles away so everyone had to use paper, and now you can't use anything.
            i want wooden/metal bags.
            if califoenia was nuked, how much less waste would there be within a hundred year period?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    man 2 years with garner aged him more than 2 decades with jlo lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhh you got that backwards

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reduced to doing dunkin commercials with some nobody who sounds legitimately moronic when she tries to speak
    Is he the new JUST king?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one?
      top comment is from an extra trying to sell himself while pretending he's trying to praise benfleck.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this one

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is his moron getting pushed everywhere lately? Not Ben, the weird downie girl.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            she's the zoomer sex symbol

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sex symbol
              Grim

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I SPRAYS MUNCHKIN STRING
                >EYE-BRACE, MUNCHING THING

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          what is that thing.
          some kind of alien/ape hybrid
          had to listen to it twice and still didn't grasp the first part, since its words seem to be gelled together in the wrong places.
          i think after al pacino did it, and he was seen fumbling armfuls of congealed gluey puke into his house, he thought it would be a good move

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what is that thing.
            a mutt with down syndrome

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              what comes next?
              half fish half human hybrid downey with inside out skin

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why does his voice sound like that? also that woman (i assume it's not a new troony) is legitimately ugly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit this is terrible
        >haha self awareness and breaking the fourth wall xdd
        >meanwhile still looking dead inside

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          and it just ends.
          worse still, it's so forced and pointless it must have been written, while trying to make it look spontaneous

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Affleck was really in a bad place during that time but he's really turned it around the past couple years. It's a shame that he didn't direct and star in his own Batman movie cause he's in great shape now and he could still be Batman.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did he order bros?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The munchie meal, which is actually a great deal.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably those greasy tacos they make

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alfred, remote control the Batmobile to my location, the seat of my Batsuit just ripped.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I hope you, uh, remembered to stock up the Batmobile's liquor cabinet, Alfred. I, uh, ran out of gas last night and had to use it for the engine.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Good thing I have my trusty Batflask. *gluglugluglug*

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's dressed like he runs an camorra clan in Secondigliano

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