They didn't learn from Prometheus or Covenant, I don't want another crew of people who are just going to die and not be referenced outside of the movie ever again.
>They didn't learn from Prometheus or Covenan >I don't want another crew of people who are just going to die
Yeah never heard of that happening in the Alien series
Alien - spaceship crew
Aliens - Colonial marines
Alien 3 - prisoners in a prison colony
Obviously we need to cast a group of people, but they shouldn't always be "generic spaceship crew." Plus all those groups were memorable, people remember Dallas, people remember Hicks...nobody remembers Danny McBride, except me because I'm cursed to live with this info.
>They didn't learn from Prometheus or Covenan >I don't want another crew of people who are just going to die
Yeah never heard of that happening in the Alien series
He ruins the seriousness of his films with idiotic characters and visual gags of disgusting stuff. Like the gypsy in Drag Me to Hell losing her dentures and comically assaulting the protag, and the blind man falling face into his own semen and surviving the ordeal in the end, smiling to the camera. As for Evil Dead, I remember only the impression of it, I gave it a try after loathing the originals and also thought it was garbage.
>Like the gypsy in Drag Me to Hell
The Sam Raimi film?
We're talking about Fede Alvarez.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, I meant to compare the two you asked with a recent Raimi flick to explain how they're all crappy comedies.
>He ruins the seriousness of his films
Drag Me to Hell is a comedy
All his horror films are comedies. He couldn't tell a normal story to save his life.
9 months ago
Anonymous
We are not talking about Sam Raimi. You keep bringing up Sam Raimi to complain about him. We're talking about Fede Alvarez, whose films are absolutely nothing like Sam Raimi's.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>whose films are absolutely nothing like Sam Raimi's.
That has been the whole point of the argument, moron. His style is definitely reminiscent of Raimi's, in case you didn't understand till now what I meant.
9 months ago
Anonymous
How exactly is it reminiscent of Raimi's?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Read it from the first post onwards, I'm not bothering with you any further.
9 months ago
Anonymous
When asked about this, you complained about Drag Me To Hell, Raimi's horror comedy.
If I were to guess the setting, a group of ANTIFA foot soldiers are hanging at a university coffee shop discussing what offends them next so they can get violent only for BAM out of nowhere a fricking xenomorph shows up and starts wrecking shit. The white guy with blue eyes with the white-supremacy 80s yuppie jock with a pink Ralph Lauren polo shirt with popped collar who calls them all gays and keeps them all triggered. He ends up the first killed by the xenomorph.
I haven't watched a single Mershit movie deliberately (Let It Snow sucked big time because of her) in my life and it won't change even now when it has the alien franchise stamped onto her forehead
You know what? Me too. I've only seen Dora the Explorer and Sicario 2, I don't really care enough to watch any of her other movies, including this one. It'll probably be terrible anyway, like most movies now.
I'll just wait for pics and webms.
>Two out of six are white (a beautiful wonderful race) >Two out of six with all the racial diversity of the world, most races not represented. >Why did dajoos do dis to us, however will we recover?!
I haven't watched a single Mershit movie deliberately (Let It Snow sucked big time because of her) in my life and it won't change even now when it has the alien franchise stamped onto her forehead
why are you spamming this nobody in this thread? she isn't in the film
If you are around people with different ethnic characteristics then you are not in your homeland. Sry bruv but your paki corner store isn't the embassy of your people and neither are the surrounding a part of it
Another fricking slasher flick. I bet it has a shower scene. A gay and or interracial shower scene. Watch them subvert this by having the kill come after they get out and dry off.
In the science fiction dramedy "XenoHood," a thrilling twist is brought to the Xenomorph universe when a lone Xenomorph crash-lands in the heart of South Los Angeles in 2022. Instead of causing immediate terror, fate leads it to cross paths with a tight-knit group of friends living in the neighborhood.
The Xenomorph, which they affectionately name "Xeno," is initially misunderstood by the friends, who mistake its bizarre appearance for an alien creature in need of help. As they cautiously approach the creature, they discover Xeno's gentle nature and remarkable intelligence, making them realize that it is not the ruthless predator they have seen in the movies.
Fueled by curiosity and compassion, the group of friends decide to keep Xeno a secret from the outside world, understanding that exposing the alien would likely bring fear and panic to their community. As they hide Xeno in an abandoned warehouse, they embark on a journey to understand its origin while forging an unlikely bond with the otherworldly being.
As the friends care for Xeno, they teach it about human emotions, slang, and the vibrant culture of their neighborhood. In return, Xeno offers its unique abilities to help them tackle the challenges they face, from dealing with local gang tensions to standing up against injustices in their community.
As word spreads about strange occurrences in the neighborhood, the group must face the dilemma of whether to continue protecting their newfound friend or risk exposing it to the world. They grapple with questions of loyalty, acceptance, and the true meaning of friendship as they navigate the complexities of their extraordinary situation.
"XenoHood" is an engaging blend of sci-fi, comedy, and drama that explores themes of friendship, unity, and acceptance, transcending cultural boundaries and proving that true bonds can form between the most unexpected individuals.
god damn zoomersrpxkm
Is it a kids version?
>Rated PG for mild internet namecalling and vape use
Have you seen literally any Alien movie?
They could at least have someone named Goldstein wearing brownface for tradition
you b***hes would have complained about Predator when it came out
reply to me if you agree
That film was peak masculinity, why would any non gay man dislike it?
There's one black person there, and the bell ringing meme is supposed to be about period shows, not sci-fi.
They didn't learn from Prometheus or Covenant, I don't want another crew of people who are just going to die and not be referenced outside of the movie ever again.
>I don't want another crew of people who are just going to die and not be referenced outside of the movie ever again.
which aliens movie doesnt that describe?
Alien - spaceship crew
Aliens - Colonial marines
Alien 3 - prisoners in a prison colony
Obviously we need to cast a group of people, but they shouldn't always be "generic spaceship crew." Plus all those groups were memorable, people remember Dallas, people remember Hicks...nobody remembers Danny McBride, except me because I'm cursed to live with this info.
you don't even know the premise of this movie
they dont talk about dallas or hicks in movie after though. and hicks was retconned via game. theyre just as disposable as every aliens movie
>They didn't learn from Prometheus or Covenan
>I don't want another crew of people who are just going to die
Yeah never heard of that happening in the Alien series
>based alien ethnically cleanses the globohomosexual ship
>5 aliens vs main guy
unfair
see if more racists were this funny us POC wouldn't mind it as much
Which one is the alien
what a vibrant and diverse team, very organic
First movie had a black crew member
>First movie had a black crew member
"Black personlips the butler" doesn't count.
Frick off, Parker was a great cast member.
>Frick off, Parker was a great cast member.
Settle down, it was just a joke.
yeah, but he was cool. these zoomer theys all look like they cry when their internet connection goes down.
Black folk dont look human
Sexoner the boner donor
It's Fede Alvarez, apprentice of the master hack Sam Raimi
Expect slapstick comedy and capeshit jokes
What the frick? Excuse me? Do you realize how GAY you sound right now?
have you ever seen a Fede Alvarez film in your life?
I said it, so obviously I did. He's Raimi with a hispanic name, nothing more.
What about Evil Dead 2013 and Don't Breathe are similar to Raimi in style or tone?
He ruins the seriousness of his films with idiotic characters and visual gags of disgusting stuff. Like the gypsy in Drag Me to Hell losing her dentures and comically assaulting the protag, and the blind man falling face into his own semen and surviving the ordeal in the end, smiling to the camera. As for Evil Dead, I remember only the impression of it, I gave it a try after loathing the originals and also thought it was garbage.
>Like the gypsy in Drag Me to Hell
The Sam Raimi film?
We're talking about Fede Alvarez.
Yes, I meant to compare the two you asked with a recent Raimi flick to explain how they're all crappy comedies.
All his horror films are comedies. He couldn't tell a normal story to save his life.
We are not talking about Sam Raimi. You keep bringing up Sam Raimi to complain about him. We're talking about Fede Alvarez, whose films are absolutely nothing like Sam Raimi's.
>whose films are absolutely nothing like Sam Raimi's.
That has been the whole point of the argument, moron. His style is definitely reminiscent of Raimi's, in case you didn't understand till now what I meant.
How exactly is it reminiscent of Raimi's?
Read it from the first post onwards, I'm not bothering with you any further.
When asked about this, you complained about Drag Me To Hell, Raimi's horror comedy.
>He ruins the seriousness of his films
Drag Me to Hell is a comedy
>Have you seen literally any Alien movie?
These are some freaky looks Aliens!
Nah, I'm good
>Alien Wu
They’re just fricking with us now.
>white guy with blue eyes
He's either a gay or he's the villian
He'll 100% be the android that betrays everyone in the end.
Will he "100%" be that though?
Yucking yuck
>Moner
I will now watch your shitty, cash-grab sequel
Why are they all 12 years old mutts? Is it set in an American middle school?
Will the xenomorph be their PE teacher or something?
If I were to guess the setting, a group of ANTIFA foot soldiers are hanging at a university coffee shop discussing what offends them next so they can get violent only for BAM out of nowhere a fricking xenomorph shows up and starts wrecking shit. The white guy with blue eyes with the white-supremacy 80s yuppie jock with a pink Ralph Lauren polo shirt with popped collar who calls them all gays and keeps them all triggered. He ends up the first killed by the xenomorph.
I would watch it if it was Tucker and Dale vs Evil but with Alien. Covenant was close.
Well it’s demographically accurate
Would you watch for she?
If she had that short hair tomboy look again, absolutely
I haven't watched a single Mershit movie deliberately (Let It Snow sucked big time because of her) in my life and it won't change even now when it has the alien franchise stamped onto her forehead
Not really a fan of English accents on women so no.
wienerney Merced
I’ve never wanted to inseminate a woman more than right now at this very moment.
Anthony Hopkins already did that to her multiple times
me cleverly disguised as Anthony Hopkins
yes i would do literally anything for her
No but I'll visit alien threads to see if someones made webms of her
This is the most cringe thing i have ever seen
Frick off kikigay
Just Merced things, you wouldn't understandooooo
>understandooooo
Is the Kiki poster asian?
You know what? Me too. I've only seen Dora the Explorer and Sicario 2, I don't really care enough to watch any of her other movies, including this one. It'll probably be terrible anyway, like most movies now.
I'll just wait for pics and webms.
Shes too cute to be acting like a bawd like this. She also has no ass or curves. So it just looks weird.
Why lie?
>buttchin
clearly no
abomination.
>Cinemaphile watches a garbage movie because of a cute actress
>"wtf bros this sucks why do they keep making these shitty movies"
Oh no, two incredibly hot smol girls!
>Two out of six are white (a beautiful wonderful race)
>Two out of six with all the racial diversity of the world, most races not represented.
>Why did dajoos do dis to us, however will we recover?!
I watch for shes
She cute but still doesn't look like a grown up
so?
Would've made a superior Ellie, the potatohead was a mistake
she's like 4 feet tall
Perfect
Ellie is a 14 year old girl
>Bella Ramsay Height. 5′ 1
>Cailee Spaeny Height: 4'11
I'm not seeing the issue
Yeah but
What causes such disparity?
>two extra inches of forehead
And different color eyes, different nose, different mouth, different jaw...
cept for goddess Dora they do look alien
Don't be gay
Imagine having to act like you’re dating a pasty, balding israelite.
imagine having to suck a greasy israeli wiener to get a job
I'm sure you imagine that all the time.
We all know the new alien will be crap
There hasn't been a good alien for 44 years
why are you spamming this nobody in this thread? she isn't in the film
This is my homeland now I conquered you. cry about it in Mongolian basket weaving forums
If you are around people with different ethnic characteristics then you are not in your homeland. Sry bruv but your paki corner store isn't the embassy of your people and neither are the surrounding a part of it
*than yours
time to put the drink down nigel
I can also hold it in my hand for the next time being if that's more culturally appropriate for you
Hey Kiki, are you a robot?
>[Kikibot initiated]
>[Roaming For Coke Programm.........]
>[Activated]
>you can laugh about it in your homeland then
I am in my homeland...and it doesn't look like this at least kek
I dont mind since they'll be killed by xenos
>Mystery Meat INC.
Into the garbage it goes
>Cailee Spaeny: 4'11
>Isabela Moner: 5'1
>Jane Levy: 5'1
So Fede Alvarez likes short and petite girls with nice asses?
Sounds like my kinda guy
Great cast. I hope she shaved her hair for the role.
Uh, before we dock, I think we ought to discuss the Moner situation.
>Yeah, I see plenty of Aliens.
If they cut Moner and Cailee's hair short again, kino incoming
I concur
please do
>Alien Wu
>all three of the women are trannies
Are you moronic?
and none of them are going to get killed in the film
The alien will also be a troony
i'm only here for Cailee
>Here’s your Alien cast
What movie?
my little pony: friendship is magic 2: electric boogaloo 3
I'm in
please stop naming stuff BTS when BTS isn't shown in it
No
I'd like to help you with that alien but I'm a little tied up right now.
>sweat
Well, Cailee and Spike are alright I guess.
kikigay isn't going to like this
I don't give a frick what kikigay likes
More like Illegal Aliens
Moner doesn't do it for me anymore.
Another fricking slasher flick. I bet it has a shower scene. A gay and or interracial shower scene. Watch them subvert this by having the kill come after they get out and dry off.
actors used to be good looking WTF happened.
two of the women are extremely attractive, one of the males is attractive
They still are.
"XenoHood"
In the science fiction dramedy "XenoHood," a thrilling twist is brought to the Xenomorph universe when a lone Xenomorph crash-lands in the heart of South Los Angeles in 2022. Instead of causing immediate terror, fate leads it to cross paths with a tight-knit group of friends living in the neighborhood.
The Xenomorph, which they affectionately name "Xeno," is initially misunderstood by the friends, who mistake its bizarre appearance for an alien creature in need of help. As they cautiously approach the creature, they discover Xeno's gentle nature and remarkable intelligence, making them realize that it is not the ruthless predator they have seen in the movies.
Fueled by curiosity and compassion, the group of friends decide to keep Xeno a secret from the outside world, understanding that exposing the alien would likely bring fear and panic to their community. As they hide Xeno in an abandoned warehouse, they embark on a journey to understand its origin while forging an unlikely bond with the otherworldly being.
As the friends care for Xeno, they teach it about human emotions, slang, and the vibrant culture of their neighborhood. In return, Xeno offers its unique abilities to help them tackle the challenges they face, from dealing with local gang tensions to standing up against injustices in their community.
As word spreads about strange occurrences in the neighborhood, the group must face the dilemma of whether to continue protecting their newfound friend or risk exposing it to the world. They grapple with questions of loyalty, acceptance, and the true meaning of friendship as they navigate the complexities of their extraordinary situation.
"XenoHood" is an engaging blend of sci-fi, comedy, and drama that explores themes of friendship, unity, and acceptance, transcending cultural boundaries and proving that true bonds can form between the most unexpected individuals.
imagine being the alien hunting humans in the ship and see this
Top middle looks like porn star Jynx Maze. Apparently she's married with a baby now.
these xenomorphs get scarier and scarier with each movie
>please don't get your slime all over me, Mr. Alien
Does it take place in a cabin by a lake out in the woods, by any chance? I'm really getting that feeling from the casting.
>make alien movie
>cast illegal aliens
lol i think they got the wrong movie