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>Here's your dune movie bro

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie has SOVL
    How is that a bad thing?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And with good actors and set pieces? You're spoiling me.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pure contrarianism of this board will never cease to amaze and amuse me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really pity zoomers like you. I hope one day you'll be able to realize you've been brainwashed to only enjoy depressing, unimaginative, dull, soulless slop over actually fun, imaginative and engaging stuff.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. They'll come around when they age. This generation is the most cuddled and lied to in centuries. They'll soon realize that they aren't special, that they age and die and that piss filters and miseryporn don't constitute good cinema.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Coddled, not cuddled.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lied to
          Lmao you boomers still believe in the biggest israelite psyop ever

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They'll come around when they age.
          LOL no they won't. They're getting dumber if anything.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        meds

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Touch grass, stop watching doom and gloom garbage.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you still need to take your meds though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i cant take anyone who uses terms like slop or zoomers seriously. use your oWn words you trend following idiot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >use your oWn words
          Ok:

          Jalt i'Nubi elsani murmba lzait rrva'zoi

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I laughed harder than I should have.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you honestly think Lynch's Dune is anything but a joke while DV's Dune is zoomer goyslop or whatever, you are 100% moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers hated this piece of shit movie you dumb homosexual

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune shield:
    Golden brick of power. Distorts light and sound. Wearers weird it as an offensive weapon, simply running through their opponents.
    Dunc shield:
    Generic blue aura # 356. Blue shield equals alive, red shield equals death. So weak enemies in afraid to use laser weapons against it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sirs

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's le soulful because it's bad!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's bad about it? Have you seen power shields irl?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The casting, set deisgn and props are pretty good. The pacing of the story is laughably bad.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The casting is completely moronic, the Fremen look nothing like they should, the sets and props are some literall Willy Wonka shit and the acting is so fricking bad it's laughable. The costumes look like a German carnival parade. A high school theather club tier joke.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7 years after Star Wars

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lynch's Dune is very far from a perfect film but I don't understand why everyone hates this bit. I think it's a very interesting way of depicting the shields and adds a little bit more visual flare to the film.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because normaloids are programmed to make fun of anything that looks abnormal or out of place.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they hate it because the studio raped it and didn't give us the 10 hour lynch cut

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Technically speaking the shield should make you look distorted so this one is more on the spot.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't get it OP. The shit effects are on purpose and lynchian. Have you never seen the new Twin Peaks for example?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect Dark

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit.
    And I love goofy stuff.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would penetrate with a slow blade

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was fricking moronic and anyone holding it up as being better than DUNC is a dipshit contrarian homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >N..GER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But this is a cool original concept that just adds to the spectacle without really deviating much from the source material, and now that I think about it was a "fast" way to replace the whole Paul going around the entire world teaching everyone the Weirding Way, that by the way Dunc skips entirely. So what's wrong with it?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's funny is this low-poly roblox shit wasn't primitive CGI... it was all hand-painted and rotoscoped.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morons unironically pretending like this is better than the new movies
    the power of contrarianism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it looks goofy therefore whole movie bad
      The absolute state of the zoomer brain

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