she's so fricking ugly. they could have cast a latina and no one would have given a shit and the movie would be watchable, but this shit is unacceptable. I'm not even going to watch the trailer.
Coz she's a Hispanic Latina from the Dominican Islands. While Afro-Blacks are ugly as frick Sub-Saharan Africans with nothing but Ngubu DNA coursing through them. The whole idea of them having a little European DNA is fricking israelite BS.
People hate musicals for moronic reasons I agree with the studios in that the general populace literally hates things because it’s popular to hate them.
I'm not falling for the Hollywood rage bait. They want you to hate this to generate outrage interest in a movie that would otherwise bomb because it's a giant turd.
there's lots of pretty black girls in the world with petite builds and small noses, but they deliberately cast the most cartoonishly obnoxiously sheboonish jigaboo on purpose to signal to the rest of the world how above they feign to be over commercial beauty standards and conventions and also to demoralize and sow division between the plebe castes
>Both her and Ariana Grande are horribly unsuited for their roles.
Ariana is at least a cuttie patootie and can pass for a huwhite with enough makeup, like all bleached latinas.
For me it's Zelena from Once Upon A Time. It was only a decade ago when she debuted but back in those days attractive people were still allowed to be cast in hollywood productions
Once upon a time was a comfy TV show. Not high art or anything, just a very nice idea that was well executed.
That being said I have to disagree with you. Zelana wasn't even the best witch in the show. Not that Regina mogs her (she does) but Lana Parilla abobawdely nails the role and the costume designers did an excellent job at mixing the mayor/evil queen look for her.
>She's supposed to look ugly
No she doesn't you numb moron. She's supposed to look weird to other characters in-universe because she's green, in actuality she's supposed to be hot.
Are we really pretending we care about this shit? I'll rate it a 1 star when it comes out but I just do not care about some feminist retelling of a fricking 100 year old movie.
>he enjoyed Wicked >Found the troony.
It sounds like you never read the novel and only learned about it later after you already decided you didn't like the property because it had a musical.
>see an established independent property, immediately degenerate to racebaiting and genderswapping
So stunning and brave, such creative and progressive mind you have.
Crying crocodile tears over the fact that a woman under a layer of green body paint isn’t white truly is the sign of a big, emotionally secure adult man.
Were there any complaints about when it was israeli Actress's Mila Kunis playing her in the Disney prequel from almost 11 yrs. ago? Were there complaints about how she was a woman scorned by another women who was trying to scorn yet another woman and James Franco?
I love pandering to you schizos. Pic Rel. is Shanica Knowles; an actress from Hannah Montana who actually gets covered in green substance at the end of a Season 1 episode. Would she fit Cinemaphile's criteria of who should have been Elphaba and what it is to be a sexy sheboon?
i forgot >is obsessed with shoes >tags the sky with her message >is unable to tell time without a giant device
almost backpedaled and said she's white because "surrender dorothy" is written in cursive but i guess it wasn't
Why are movie adaptions of musicals that were adaptions of movies a thing now? They're all pure shit and bomb at the box office but they keep making them.
Women are moronic. Some mid level exec is tasked with bringing new shows to the committee for approval and it's some hack Black person woman who can barely read and has the taste of a Starbucks Books Display. She sees something she recognizes and gets excited that she knows those words and brings it to the Chosen. They don't care. Half their revenue comes from ghost tickets being bought by the federal government under the umbrella of a a propaganda and pacification program. Their budgets are massively inflated and they are paying themselves for the marketing so even if it doesn't get seen by the public they still make money.
My dad was furious when the ad came on during the ‘owl. >What the Hell? They’re even coming for Wizard of Oz now??
Like they digitally replaced the Wicked Witch with a negress on his DVD copy.
I saw Wicked on Broadway a few years ago and the actress who played Elphaba was black and she was fine.
Only thing that annoyed me in the trailer was that note at the end. Sounded like she was screeching in pain more than singing. How do you frick up the most iconic song.
> ...from a screenplay by Winnie Holzman and Stephen Schwartz
"Holzman was born in Manhattan but grew up in Roslyn Heights, New York, on Long Island in a israeli family."
"Schwartz was born to a israeli family in New York City"
> directed by Jon M. Chu
"He won... ...the Dore Schary Award presented by the Anti-Defamation League"
Naaaaaahhh that's actually crazy she looks fricking goofy as hell oh hell naw this ain't it damn sistah you makin a homie look bad like our b***hes supposed to be baddies not green shrek looking homies flyin around god damn
For those here who aren’t familiar with Wicked or the song “Defying Gravity”- the song is the climax or the show and is ends on an iconic riff. You can hear this riff in the end of the trailer which sounds like the actress screaming in pain.
For comparison, the riff is supposed to sound like this https://youtu.be/l0Bs_eaXaCo?si=0rP5rChYlJF14ns4. At 5:43 mark
i can't even get mad at this anymore, it was inevitable
what really pisses me off is that this is another "evil character is actually just forced to do it by the good guy from your childhood, who is actually evil" bullshit
you just KNOW the Wizard of Oz will be some kind of antagonist here. or Dorothy. but not the fricking WITCH
expectations subverted, fellow goys
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West is an American novel published in 1995, written by Gregory Maguire with illustrations by Douglas Smith.
You do know this is based on a famous Broadway musical which was based on a book, which was a spin-off of the Wizard of Oz and not the actual Wizard of Oz, right?
If you know the musical, then it would be pretty weird to make the wizard evil.
This movie is an adaptation of the musical Wicked, which, in turn, was an adaptation of a novel named “Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West” by Gregory Maguire. It was first published in 1995 as a retelling of the Wizard of Oz from the Wicked witch’s point-of-view.
It's the Wicked Witch's backstory as a hateful b***h who all her life has been placated and showered with unearned affection by everyone she knows, even the spurned wife and children of her lover she got killed by the Wizard's gestapo who she also gets killed by the Wizard's gestapo. Women eat this shit up with a spoon, it's the prototype of those shitty dystopia YA novels.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EVIL WITCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE UGLY? ACKSHUALLY SHES SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY AND CUTE BECAUSE XX CHOMROSOMES MAKE MY PP TINGLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no, i seriously had to look it up. i have never seen wicked and as a straight male not really into broadway musicals but to each his or her own.
Black folk are disgusting and it's funny that israelites keep trying to convince people that Black folk are desirable. The only one crying is you.
wait so you are telling me this fictional witch character this has green screen is meant to be desirable? im not crying, you however appear to be absolutely livid that something you will never see is causing you to have palpitations
nta but iirc Glinda (or "Galinda") was her sister in the book, so presumably if she didn't have green skin she would be an attractive blonde woman and not a weirdboy from warhammer 40k.
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presumably. you know she was originally described as having red hair buy i can totally see how changing race of an actress portraying a green character under her makeup would totally ruin the entire story. i mean its like if there was a "white" neytiri
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Sorry dude, I know you're trying your best to defend the tribe but it's getting boring.
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all Black folk must be killed
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im not defending anything. i just want to understand why something like this has you so upset. i mean who cares
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Why do you interpret mocking and ridicule as being upset? Seems like everyone ITT is entertained except for you.
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>you know she was originally described as having red hair
Oh, now the casting decision makes a lot more sense.
>so you are telling me that in this novel the green witch character is described as being white and or non-black under the green?
Can you fricking read, homosexual? You asked if she was "desirable" and I confirmed that. The problem is that they cast some fugly actress who looks like she's middle aged. If they'd cast Janelle Monae they might actually have a hit on their hands instead of this bomb.
i guess i'm out of the loop i don't even know what this hideousness is from but if i want to see ugly subhumans i will go outside; movies are supposed to be an escape
The witch is supposed to be a caricature of a israeliteess, whose image (for better or worse) is implanted into our subconscious memory. One look at the nig from OP and your brain instantly knows something isn't right. Black people just don't belong in a fantasy setting.
Can this b***h at least sing as Elphaba? Why don't they just get the actual musical cast for these movies instead of pop singers? I know current day broadway casts Black folk half the time too anyways but at least I can trust them to sing and act the part like pros
Who gives a shit what Elphaba looks like she was born green from some witch mother. Freaken Danny Devito could've played her and nobody would bat an eye.
You can just say you like the music, anon. Nobody knows who you are. There aren't updoots here.
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I've literally not heard a single song from Wicked.
Why have you?
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Because I enjoy the music and liked the first book in the series and don't really care what you think about me enjoying things? I'm not some joyless homosexual worried about what others think.
To make fun of literally another movie with an ugly nog cast in the lead.
Because I enjoy the music and liked the first book in the series and don't really care what you think about me enjoying things? I'm not some joyless homosexual worried about what others think.
I could care less what other people think. I never went and saw Wicked because I THINK it looks gay as frick.
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>it's like, gay as frick and stuff
Really insightful addition to the lexicon of human writings, anon. I'm glad you didn't have a nice day after 2020.
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Found the homosexual.
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Nope. You have to be 18 to post here though.
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I'm older than your parents zoomer.
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I genuinely believe you don't even know what Wicked is/was. All these recent bait threads are zoomers who keep posting "wtf is this? This was a musical?"
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I didn't know what Wicked was until South Park made an entire episode about it.
Doesn't change the fact that you are still a homosexual zoomer.
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Bud, that episode is over a decade old...the first book the musical is based on came out in the 90s.
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>Bud, that episode is over a decade old
I know moron. That's when I first learned of Wicked's existence.
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Then how can I be a zoomer if I'm explaining to you how fricking old that episode is, moron?
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Because you can look it up after i mentioned it moron.
she's so fricking ugly. they could have cast a latina and no one would have given a shit and the movie would be watchable, but this shit is unacceptable. I'm not even going to watch the trailer.
I am watching the outsider and she is just fricking horrible, like every time I see her I feel nauseous
>I'm not even going to watch the trailer.
I'm at this stage too, I see their ugly faces front and centre and I'm out, zero interest.
>ugly eyes
>ugly nose
>ugly mouth
What the frick is wrong with blacknpeople?
>she's so fricking ugly. t
>Isn't that the point? or do you want Mila Klunis again?
OHHH DA LAAAWD UH DEM RAAANGZ
Why does Zoe Saldana look so good as Gamora while this looks so bad?
Because she’s not African black she’s Dominican and Puerto Rican
the tiny forehead, giant lips and nose and the sharp angular nostrils make her look like an ork
grimora looks like a white/mixed woman with green skin
I didn't even realize Gamora was played by a black woman. She had smaller nose and lips.
Saldana's got less Black and more Hispanic blood.
She's not a black basketball american, she's afro-latina and has culture and beauty.
She's a witch
Zoe is mostly white phenotype admixture with light brown skin. She's basically a white girl in brown face.
Because they didn't temper her Black person lips like they did with Gamora, here they seem to emphasize them
Coz she's a Hispanic Latina from the Dominican Islands. While Afro-Blacks are ugly as frick Sub-Saharan Africans with nothing but Ngubu DNA coursing through them. The whole idea of them having a little European DNA is fricking israelite BS.
lower % bantu phenotype
afro-latina>>>>>>>>>>>>>>la negra americana
she's latina
>Zoe Saldana
She looked like shit too
Nice cowboy hat.
holy shit I just noticed too
it's the sorting hats cousin you fools
>no songs in the trailer
It's like they don't even want people to like it
Hiding them again?
People hate musicals for moronic reasons I agree with the studios in that the general populace literally hates things because it’s popular to hate them.
They played the iconic note from Defying Gravity, although it sounded horrible
I'm not falling for the Hollywood rage bait. They want you to hate this to generate outrage interest in a movie that would otherwise bomb because it's a giant turd.
>They didn't want to get Lea beause she shits in her coworks hats
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Its not like her being Rachel's mother was so important given she had gay parents
what? Elaborate on that claim.
Did the creators realize how laughably stupid and ugly this looks and just choose to ignore it?
>Did the creators realize how laughably stupid and ugly this looks and just choose to ignore it?
they know they don't care
goddamn that last one took me out
Dave Chapelle as Tinkerbell.
What’s funny is the blue fairy here is the same actress playing Elphaba
If that blue fairy showed up to make me a real boy Id toss my wooden as into a fire.
there's lots of pretty black girls in the world with petite builds and small noses, but they deliberately cast the most cartoonishly obnoxiously sheboonish jigaboo on purpose to signal to the rest of the world how above they feign to be over commercial beauty standards and conventions and also to demoralize and sow division between the plebe castes
Only the upper middle class freaks are buying this shit. Everyone else despises the ugly shit.
kek even israeli characters are getting blackwashed
That actress is not israeli.
horse's ass
the character is
Tardicus Maximus
Both her and Ariana Grande are horribly unsuited for their roles.
I've actually heard people say it was anti-semitic for Idina Menzel to be cast in the original play.
>Both her and Ariana Grande are horribly unsuited for their roles.
Ariana is at least a cuttie patootie and can pass for a huwhite with enough makeup, like all bleached latinas.
No, she can not. Both castings are horrible.
It's really surprising considering how long the industry has wanted to make this thing.
For me it's Zelena from Once Upon A Time. It was only a decade ago when she debuted but back in those days attractive people were still allowed to be cast in hollywood productions
Is Sarah Gadon in it?
that looks fricking horrible. Everyone involved should be embarrassed.
>that looks fricking horrible. Everyone involved should be embarrassed.
Are you really pretending that makeup looks good? Keep in mind this show had a decent budget and was on ABC for like 8 years.
Are you pretending anyone gives a frick about the makeup and not the fact that it's an ugly sheboon?
Are you moronic? I'm literally talking about the white womans makeup
>Are you really pretending that makeup looks good?
Gee, sorry homosexual. Maybe next time they'll hire you to do the make-up.
>fan of OuaT
>calling anyone else a homosexual
Nice projection, you HIV-ridden bumfricker.
jesus frick thats awful
anon while the pic in op is terrible it doesn't excuse that lazy pile of shit either, looks like someone just spray painted her green
kys Black person
yea but how does posting Shrek help the conversation?
Once upon a time was a comfy TV show. Not high art or anything, just a very nice idea that was well executed.
That being said I have to disagree with you. Zelana wasn't even the best witch in the show. Not that Regina mogs her (she does) but Lana Parilla abobawdely nails the role and the costume designers did an excellent job at mixing the mayor/evil queen look for her.
yea
Is that Cynthia Erivo? I saw her in the Harriet Tubman movie and I thought she was cute
Kek it literally is just a black woman with green paint on her face
What were they thinking
She's supposed to look ugly, imbeciles. Casting the blackest actress they can find only enhances that necessity.
if she had a bone nose ring she'd fit into the warcraft movie
>She's supposed to look ugly
No she doesn't you numb moron. She's supposed to look weird to other characters in-universe because she's green, in actuality she's supposed to be hot.
>being green is an allegory for being black
(END RACISM)
>being green is an allegory for being black
Excuse me?
Any more than being blue or purple
Are we really pretending we care about this shit? I'll rate it a 1 star when it comes out but I just do not care about some feminist retelling of a fricking 100 year old movie.
Its a movie adaptation of a broadway musical you uncultured swine.
That said, this movie is gonna blow chunks.
and it'll do great because wicked
Unfortunately you are probably correct.
Women LOVE Wicked for some reason.
they truly do. and from any generation too.
...And it's a feminist retelling of a 100 year old movie.
No it isn't.
Wizard of Oz isn't close to 100 years old.
Oh damn I didn't realize you had autism, phone poster. You do you.
>phone poster
>Its a movie adaptation of a broadway musical you uncultured swine.
Which was an adaptation of the 1995 book. Which I enjoyed.
>he enjoyed Wicked
Found the troony.
I read it in the early 2000s. I am a man, with a penis. IWNBAW, and I don't want to.
If someone hate crimed you I would laugh you homosexual troony.
You're gonna get your toes sucked and your ass licked if you keep talking like that, Mary.
>he enjoyed Wicked
>Found the troony.
It sounds like you never read the novel and only learned about it later after you already decided you didn't like the property because it had a musical.
Cats 2.0
She looks like an orc.
I can't unsee
I thought Elphaba was younger
>I thought Elphaba was younger
They're both supposed to be college freshmen.
>see a black actor, immediately degenerate to making racist posts
So stunning and brave, such unique and witty mind you have.
>immediately degenerate to making racist posts
>degenerate
Maybe you should google the definition if you have trouble understanding the word
>reddit spacing
go back Black person
>see an established independent property, immediately degenerate to racebaiting and genderswapping
So stunning and brave, such creative and progressive mind you have.
Crying crocodile tears over the fact that a woman under a layer of green body paint isn’t white truly is the sign of a big, emotionally secure adult man.
>defending greenface
Unacceptable, hurtful, and insensitive. Apologize. NOW
It's not that they casted a black actress. It's that they casted an ugly one.
Wasn’t going to watch this shit, and now I have zero interest in leaving it playing in the background if it ever happened to just play.
wtf am i looking?
lmfao. why are americans like this?
Oh what a muhfuggin world
I have wicked and beetlejuice (the musical) songs playing in loop when I play videogames, how much over is it for me
You’re definitely so very gay that you’re probably on hormones and contemplating gender reassignment surgery.
I'm not
>"I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is."
Were there any complaints about when it was israeli Actress's Mila Kunis playing her in the Disney prequel from almost 11 yrs. ago? Were there complaints about how she was a woman scorned by another women who was trying to scorn yet another woman and James Franco?
Cute Mila
Actually yes quite a few. Most were dumb.
You’d be surprised how far being easy on the eyes can get you.
We wiz dem wicked witches of da Westside, homieh.
saw the trailer
has that ugly old chinese b***h with the man voice they keep putting in movies
not watching this shit.
Awkwafina?
gamora with hat, truly wicked
I love pandering to you schizos. Pic Rel. is Shanica Knowles; an actress from Hannah Montana who actually gets covered in green substance at the end of a Season 1 episode. Would she fit Cinemaphile's criteria of who should have been Elphaba and what it is to be a sexy sheboon?
I forgot to add the Pic of Shanica Knowles
>sheboon
>sexy
>witches known for pointy noses
>just keep the fat wide Black person nose instead
Kek
Cute!
Who?
nah just ai, wasn't based on anyone, maybe it sampled someone but I wasn't going for a look.
Isabela Moner
Moner
Moner?
Such a qt.
Moaner makes everything better
God if moner was the witch I’d watch this in a heartbeat
When should we expect the European faces only AI adaptation?
…bros
>organizes a community of monkeys
>tries to use drugs on dorothy's team
>weakness is water
the signs were all there tbh
Every fricking time. They just waltz right into it.
holy shit
i forgot
>is obsessed with shoes
>tags the sky with her message
>is unable to tell time without a giant device
almost backpedaled and said she's white because "surrender dorothy" is written in cursive but i guess it wasn't
Muh Lil Pretties
>WHY IS YOU MELTIN ME?
>WHY IS YOU MELTIN ME?
>*clap* WHY *clap* IS *clap* YOU MELTIN ME *clap*
>I DIDNT DOOO NOTHIN
>YA’LLS IS RACISSST
Why are movie adaptions of musicals that were adaptions of movies a thing now? They're all pure shit and bomb at the box office but they keep making them.
Because for some reason original scripts are not allowed anymore. It has to be a remake of a remake to get approved.
frick off, i posted the shark
Women are moronic. Some mid level exec is tasked with bringing new shows to the committee for approval and it's some hack Black person woman who can barely read and has the taste of a Starbucks Books Display. She sees something she recognizes and gets excited that she knows those words and brings it to the Chosen. They don't care. Half their revenue comes from ghost tickets being bought by the federal government under the umbrella of a a propaganda and pacification program. Their budgets are massively inflated and they are paying themselves for the marketing so even if it doesn't get seen by the public they still make money.
You're insane.
>You're insane.
This. BlackRock is just a company, and anyone can become president of the United States.
suddenly the james franco/raimi movie looks like a masterpiece lol
The green really brings out the non-human features. Very funny.
they shouldnt paint blacktors skin different colors
She unironically looks better than Glenda.
I’m so tired of them trying to make this b***h a thing.
Need those big green jiggaboo lips suckin' on my balls
The quintessential Elphaba would preferably have sharp facial features, instead they got the most wide nosed thick lipped niggress they could find.
i be a witch nyukka
Now her single-minded desire to steal Dorothy's shoes makes sense.
>what everyone wanted
>what you got
BIG
GREEN
She sounds like shit. Blacks can't sing or belt, they can only yell. I blame their church choirs for that.
They can't sing in Africa either.
>Blacks can't sing
Plenty can, dude.
THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST SIDE
She's gonna need a lot of therapy
>Wicked witch of West
>hag
Lore accurate
My dad was furious when the ad came on during the ‘owl.
>What the Hell? They’re even coming for Wizard of Oz now??
Like they digitally replaced the Wicked Witch with a negress on his DVD copy.
I saw Wicked on Broadway a few years ago and the actress who played Elphaba was black and she was fine.
Only thing that annoyed me in the trailer was that note at the end. Sounded like she was screeching in pain more than singing. How do you frick up the most iconic song.
>paint her green
>can still tell shes black
why bother
>"race is only skin deep"
>SSSSSOMEBODY TOP ME!
Proof orcs are Black folk.
> ...from a screenplay by Winnie Holzman and Stephen Schwartz
"Holzman was born in Manhattan but grew up in Roslyn Heights, New York, on Long Island in a israeli family."
"Schwartz was born to a israeli family in New York City"
> directed by Jon M. Chu
"He won... ...the Dore Schary Award presented by the Anti-Defamation League"
Naaaaaahhh that's actually crazy she looks fricking goofy as hell oh hell naw this ain't it damn sistah you makin a homie look bad like our b***hes supposed to be baddies not green shrek looking homies flyin around god damn
For those here who aren’t familiar with Wicked or the song “Defying Gravity”- the song is the climax or the show and is ends on an iconic riff. You can hear this riff in the end of the trailer which sounds like the actress screaming in pain.
For comparison, the riff is supposed to sound like this https://youtu.be/l0Bs_eaXaCo?si=0rP5rChYlJF14ns4. At 5:43 mark
who cares, it's been Black personfied and nobody is gonna watch it
i can't even get mad at this anymore, it was inevitable
what really pisses me off is that this is another "evil character is actually just forced to do it by the good guy from your childhood, who is actually evil" bullshit
you just KNOW the Wizard of Oz will be some kind of antagonist here. or Dorothy. but not the fricking WITCH
expectations subverted, fellow goys
Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West is an American novel published in 1995, written by Gregory Maguire with illustrations by Douglas Smith.
You do know this is based on a famous Broadway musical which was based on a book, which was a spin-off of the Wizard of Oz and not the actual Wizard of Oz, right?
If you know the musical, then it would be pretty weird to make the wizard evil.
This movie is an adaptation of the musical Wicked, which, in turn, was an adaptation of a novel named “Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West” by Gregory Maguire. It was first published in 1995 as a retelling of the Wizard of Oz from the Wicked witch’s point-of-view.
How is it all these books are best sellers?
It's the Wicked Witch's backstory as a hateful b***h who all her life has been placated and showered with unearned affection by everyone she knows, even the spurned wife and children of her lover she got killed by the Wizard's gestapo who she also gets killed by the Wizard's gestapo. Women eat this shit up with a spoon, it's the prototype of those shitty dystopia YA novels.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE EVIL WITCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE UGLY? ACKSHUALLY SHES SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY AND CUTE BECAUSE XX CHOMROSOMES MAKE MY PP TINGLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>evil witch
>dumb Black person doesn't even know what Wicked is
AYO HOL UP
SO YO BE SAYUN
WE WUZ WIZZARDZ N SHIEET
They melt her with grape soda
shiieet
lmoa
We be wicked witches n shiat!!
>what's your name?
>Laqueesha
>Watch me defying da popo
Why can't they just cast the broadway cast
ayo
They made Warcraft 2?
Wizard of Poz
Reminds me of when SNL did a black Cyrano de Bergerac skit with Tim Meadows back in 1991, and his nose was wide, rather than long.
better times
When i saw the ad, i thought itbwas a she hulk movie
Marla Gibbs?
Gibbons
she looks like she'd be named Elphaba irl
more like Elphaqua
haha
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i dont know who or what an elphaba is but it this suppose to trigger me and or you?
>being a moron on purpose
no, i seriously had to look it up. i have never seen wicked and as a straight male not really into broadway musicals but to each his or her own.
wait so you are telling me this fictional witch character this has green screen is meant to be desirable? im not crying, you however appear to be absolutely livid that something you will never see is causing you to have palpitations
>im not crying, you're crying
lmao
im here literally asking why you guys are all crying it and then you tell yourself in greentext form that its no u
look at what your life has become
>you guys are all crying
Sauce on your claim?
>wait so you are telling me this fictional witch character this has green screen is meant to be desirable
>didn't read the novel
>still running their moron mouth
so you are telling me that in this novel the green witch character is described as being white and or non-black under the green?
good post
nta but iirc Glinda (or "Galinda") was her sister in the book, so presumably if she didn't have green skin she would be an attractive blonde woman and not a weirdboy from warhammer 40k.
presumably. you know she was originally described as having red hair buy i can totally see how changing race of an actress portraying a green character under her makeup would totally ruin the entire story. i mean its like if there was a "white" neytiri
Sorry dude, I know you're trying your best to defend the tribe but it's getting boring.
all Black folk must be killed
im not defending anything. i just want to understand why something like this has you so upset. i mean who cares
Why do you interpret mocking and ridicule as being upset? Seems like everyone ITT is entertained except for you.
>you know she was originally described as having red hair
Oh, now the casting decision makes a lot more sense.
nobody makes their character a Black person
>so you are telling me that in this novel the green witch character is described as being white and or non-black under the green?
Can you fricking read, homosexual? You asked if she was "desirable" and I confirmed that. The problem is that they cast some fugly actress who looks like she's middle aged. If they'd cast Janelle Monae they might actually have a hit on their hands instead of this bomb.
they cast an ugly Black person is the problem
>novel
It's a book series, multiple books. Zoomer.
Yes
Black folk are disgusting and it's funny that israelites keep trying to convince people that Black folk are desirable. The only one crying is you.
I mean white men were fricking Black person women while they were colonizing the place.
>green skin
Why'd they cast an orc as a witch?
Black people painted green or any other color other than black should be a hate crime.
OO MASSA
DEFYYYYING MASSAH
Jesus Christ, how did they manage to make the Wicked Witch of all fricking characters UGLIER?
BBC Only
are hot women forbidden in modern films or what?
Yes. Hollywood loves to promote degeneracy. They started with homosexuality and transgenderism and now they are pushing bestiality.
Wouldn't pushing homosexuality, transgenderism, and bestiality be easier and more effective if they were using attractive people?
They were always going to squeeze it in.
la luz extinguido
are they about to depart into the west?
>SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME
>LOOK FOR THE WESTERN BORDER!
i guess i'm out of the loop i don't even know what this hideousness is from but if i want to see ugly subhumans i will go outside; movies are supposed to be an escape
she looks like an ork from 40k
>Wicked thread
>AND SINCE FOLKS HERE TO AN ABSURD DEGREE SEEMS FIXATED IN YOUR Black person SKIN... WOULD IT BE ALRIGHT BY YOU, IF I DEBlack personFY YOU....
Idina Menzel is a israeliteess with a mulatto daughter, this is par for the course
no, no it's not
After giving it some thought, witches are supposed to be ugly broads with big hideous noses so who better than a black woman to play one.
The witch is supposed to be a caricature of a israeliteess, whose image (for better or worse) is implanted into our subconscious memory. One look at the nig from OP and your brain instantly knows something isn't right. Black people just don't belong in a fantasy setting.
America is God's punishment for humanity for our sins.
Can this b***h at least sing as Elphaba? Why don't they just get the actual musical cast for these movies instead of pop singers? I know current day broadway casts Black folk half the time too anyways but at least I can trust them to sing and act the part like pros
Looks aside Erivo is a really talented singer.
Who gives a shit what Elphaba looks like she was born green from some witch mother. Freaken Danny Devito could've played her and nobody would bat an eye.
We was witches and sheet
The one time they backwash a villain, but wait, she’s the hero now!
That actress is friends with Sarah Gadon
kys autismo Black person
how is this not white faced?
Because she's always been white and just darkened up for marketing reasons
>greek
>white
Why can't Bethesda make a good character creator?
We Wuz Witches N Sheeeeit
AYO HOL’ UP. U BE SAYIN WE WUZ WITCHES N SHIET?!
>making the black woman the monster
What did they mean by this?
I refuse to accept so many of you just straight up don't know the plot of Wicked, it has to be a bit
We're men anon. Only women like Wicked.
You (both) sound insecure.
Literally irrelevant. Men don't know the plot of Wicked because no man goes to see it unless he's taking his girl.
You can just say you like the music, anon. Nobody knows who you are. There aren't updoots here.
I've literally not heard a single song from Wicked.
Why have you?
Because I enjoy the music and liked the first book in the series and don't really care what you think about me enjoying things? I'm not some joyless homosexual worried about what others think.
(You) (Both) sound like homosexuals
Why be in this thread?
To make fun of literally another movie with an ugly nog cast in the lead.
I could care less what other people think. I never went and saw Wicked because I THINK it looks gay as frick.
>it's like, gay as frick and stuff
Really insightful addition to the lexicon of human writings, anon. I'm glad you didn't have a nice day after 2020.
Found the homosexual.
Nope. You have to be 18 to post here though.
I'm older than your parents zoomer.
I genuinely believe you don't even know what Wicked is/was. All these recent bait threads are zoomers who keep posting "wtf is this? This was a musical?"
I didn't know what Wicked was until South Park made an entire episode about it.
Doesn't change the fact that you are still a homosexual zoomer.
Bud, that episode is over a decade old...the first book the musical is based on came out in the 90s.
>Bud, that episode is over a decade old
I know moron. That's when I first learned of Wicked's existence.
Then how can I be a zoomer if I'm explaining to you how fricking old that episode is, moron?
Because you can look it up after i mentioned it moron.
Take your meds.
not everyone is a broadway-gay homosexual
I mean, it's as dumb as saying you didn't know girls liked Barbie...oh.
The Wizard of Wuzz
>Black Witch
Same black girl, yeah? Guess this is her career now.