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here's your fantasy space princess that will make people want to watch a 3 hour movie
here's your fantasy space princess that will make people want to watch a 3 hour movie
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everything is so blurry in modern movies
why do they continue to use these lenses
To hide the actor's blemishes and blotchiness.
Isn't that what movie makeup should be for
They already use makeup, with state of the art cameras you'd be able to see the makeup that's covering the imperfections.
>let's ruin the look of our movie because we cast ugly people
Bravo.
Yes, I agree, they should cast better looking actors than that negress. But that is why they use a shittier camera than what they could be using.
The issue is the lens, not the camera
Ok I get that they need those tings to breathe because they’re in alien space but they all look like they have cancer.
Also doesn’t help knowing they’re literally inhaling their gaseous piss to recycle moisture…
>dey need deese tings ta breathe man
they made her look like an exotic waif in the first one
they didn't bother de-Black personfying her hair for the second and she looks hideously ugly
>Exotic
a blonde or ginger is exotic not a junglemutt
>a blonde or ginger is exotic
God I hate this timeline.
not my chani
Paul, you must choose
>the most beautiful princess in the entire universe
bros...
I choose my mother
looks like a shaved monke
>mustache clearly visible
>shaved
1800comeon now
Ten thousand years of selective breeding by the Bene Gesserit and they get Princess Potato.
The kwizatz haderch is designed to be an omniscient guy, not an hot model in todays standard.
Pic unrelated, but we need more Crooked Vultures music.
i wish they cast a potato as princess
They should have gone with Sarah Gadon.
She's too pure
They're breeding for political power and psychic abilities, not looks.
ugly wife, ugly mistress
Did they give her blue contacts?
Anon, it's Dune. Would be weirder if they didn't give her blue eyes.
They're supposed to be totally blue though, like no white or black, just blue.
She has blue eyes? You can hardly fricking tell. Aren't fremen eyes supposed to like GLOW blue?
This juxtaposition will never not make me laugh.
The supposed most beautiful member of their race is mogged into oblivion by the MC's mother. It would be more believable and less distracting if they switched roles. Zendaya playing the mother would be an improvement
Nevermind the sweet sci-fi setting. Yep. People only watch anything for Hollywood prostitutes.
Coomers should be executed.
how the frick would a coomer get anything out of watching that ugly thing?
So which is it; reading comprehension, ESL, or are you genuinely or deliberately moronic?
Get a load of this israelite and his use of punctuation and Grammer. Have a star white Black person
bro u mad
the answer is not paying attention and speedreading threads
Think you pissed off the ESL morons
That is not Chani. I didn't watch this junk; who is this creatura, I want to send it hate mail?
The Hollywood continue to push the ugly half-black woman and the puny israelite down our throats as canons of beauty.
I welcome it. It will humble the white girls overinflated egos.
white girls with low self esteem frick black guys
Why would it do that? In fact wouldn't it do the opposite? They are so desirable that Hollywood desperately has to cope?
when are they gonna stop pushing these ugly mutts in every movie and tv show? surely it can't be long term financially viable?
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Right is unironically 10 times more attractive.
How?
More feminine jawline, more aesthetic bone structure, better hairstyle/line, more attractive eyes, eyebrows are more trimmed than bushy, which makes the left one look silly, smaller ears which is also more attractive, atleast on women, only the lips and nose lag a little but not by much.
looks like a pumpkin.
her facial structure is that of a man's.
you're GAY anon. GAY.
(you)
So when do Black folk start seething that they made a African queen's eyes blue?
Dave lister
Zoomees are doomed
And a boy will be faithful to this black israeli shit, and will reject the blue-eyed blonde (goyim). This is the message.
>movie about lawrence of arabia in space
>cast a fricking nig instead of an arab
seriously?
This is a movie about israelites waiting for their messiah and worshiping a circumcised dick that crawls in the pits.
I want to eat Zandaya's ass so much it is unreal
people (wrongfully) mocked the great costumes, so now coward directors opt for tacticool.
That was never a cool costume.
Show us what you consider to be a cool costume
This shit right here.
They are still trying on selling us this monstrosity for a beauty.
fremen are supposed to be leathery and jacked-but-emaciated pilled, like a marathon runner
Literally not a fantasy space princess.
>its SUPPOSED to be disgusting
well then I won’t be watching
Didn't ask
keep screeching /misc/tards I'm sure it will alter reality and day now. 🙂 Two more weeks maybe?
>"The original book came out in 1965 and very evidently so. There’s a big focus on her love story with the guy who literally stalks her. Weird, weird. So we didn’t do that this time. Chani is someone who is “not going to be saved by the prince” and who is not going to be someone "dreaming about true love". She’s dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be and the leader that her late father told her that she could be if she was fearless, fair, brave, and true.”
>His greater gift to her, so far as her father was concerned, was that of an undivided heritage. After talking the matter over with Stilgar, Liet-Kynes had decided not to introduce Chani to the other aspects of his life, the world which included an Imperial commission and all the duties it entailed. While Liet-Kynes was satisfied with the way in which his own father had arranged his life — letting him be raised among the Fremen, as one of them, but never allowing him to forget that he was destined for Imperial service — he did not choose to do the same for his daughter. Fremen women often held positions of great influence, particularly the Sayyadina, but it was unlikely that a woman would ever be accepted in Liet-Kynes's position as a leader. Furthermore, he did not think that Chani's generation of Fremen would require a leader with one foot in each world. They would be capable of carrying on the ecological transformation on their own. Chani would be free to live entirely as a Fremen.
Lynch's Dune had perfect casting, how did Denis drop the ball on Nu-Dune so bad?
They always hide her body.
The women of Dune should look like this you stupid homosexual
I tire of the israelite's quadroons and octoroons