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I hate this homosexuals face and refuse to watch any movie with him in it
israelite.
>Here‘s the most feared army in the universe
its a boring design, like pretty much everything else in the movie. Wow a guy wearing motorcycle leathers with blood on it.
What am I supposed to be making fun of?
The schizophrenia of the posters above
You need to have nostalgia for old versions to get the joke.
It was stated in the books that they were kinda mediocre by the time the plot took place.
>I LIVE for this shit!
hey look Timmy, the plebs got filtered
Gonna be honest, if this is the epic action he's promising in the sequel, I'll just catch it on streaming.
Dune Part II is still adapting the first book from what I'm aware. I don't think he'll be to the events of Messiah until 4
It's kino because they play Nuck if you buck during this scene
Just use a gun
>moronic laser excuse to justify le epic honorable melee
>missiles still work just fine making the stupid melee pointless
the slow bullet pierces the shield
This is one thing Herbert really could have done better. Why not have everyone fight on green goblin gliders, or even have slower moving projectiles like those assassin droids?
Exactly his goal was avoiding gay moronic future tech as much as possible to focus on human interactions, just in a future political landscape. This is how he came up with the jihad that abolished AI too.
could have given everybody crossbows, they would rekt these guys. It wouldn't be hard to figure out:
>shields explode when objects hit them travelling at X mps
>build a weapon that shoots projectiles 1 meter per second slower than that.
The speed limit is very slow, so slow people can dodge it with the naked eye. Plus people on Dune are half superhumans because of all the eugenics shit that is happening for thousands of years.
what if the throw bowling balls at each other
Missiles don't work
Worked on those Atreides landing ships from what I saw
Those were special shield burrowing devices that slowly penetrate the shield. Too expensive and unreliable to use as everyday bullets.
but people don't use shields on arrakis because it draws worms
so just use lasguns
missiles don't really exist in the books, or rather they're as antiquated as swords are to us. harkonnens use artillery only because shields would cause every fricking worm to hear them from miles away
yes herbert didn't really care about the new extravagant ways to shoot rocks at the enemy, swords are more noble (duels) and they bring back the focus on the human wielding the weapon
also frick this reverse grip meme
this is absolute trash, its like comedy american football with daggers.
GO GO POWER RANGERSSSSS
Power Rangers had better fight scenes.
for this kind of action you're looking to spend at least 7 billion dollars
>brown, light brown and more brows
Boy I sure love cinema!
They're just conditioning you for the future.
>the desert is brown!
Yeah no shit.
>desert is brown
Is that the fictitious desert planet of Arrakis?
yes (not the right desaturded one though)
Ummm it's called the silver screen for a reason sweaty
It is 'lore accurate' in the sense that Arrakis has no sea therefore the sky is a silver-grey reflection of the sands as opposed to the blue reflection of Earth's ocean, so everything has an overcast kind of look.
That's not the reason the sky is blue mongoloid.
Frick you're right I'm a moron
Sea reflects blue sky, not the other wsy around.
You could excuse it with their star being a different class and distance than ours.
The sea doesn't just reflect the sky. Water is actually blue.
Like that other anon said, water actually is blue. To simplify it, the more water you have, the more the red light is absorbed and the blue light is scattered. Which is why a swimming pool will look blue even if it's indoors, but your glass of water is transparent.
kek holy frick I hate Pedowood so much
talentless animals
why did they edit his eyes to be so blue, it looks so off
Did you read the book? Or watch any of the movies?
Why are you in a dune thread when you've never seen or read dune?
They were using mako energy from deep inside Gaia to engineer super soldiers for the government. His eyes are extra blue because it's a biproduct of mako energy in his DNA. The extra blue glow is sometimes colloquially referred to as "Makoeyes"
>Injecting Vril into Japanese children turns them Aryan
What did they mean by this?
Ahaha
moron detected
Why get some contact lenses made when you can have the intern edit them in post for free?
yeah looks like marvel movie trash and I like Villenueve but his action is worse then even Nolans. Curious if he will try anything at all new with his action scenes in part 2 since its like his holy grail of sci-fi to film. Will probably look just as sloppy though
>TIIIIIIMBER!
giwtwm
Was that supposed to be a man or a woman landing on him?
I can't see a guy ever doing that in a fight, even if he could, it's just wrong. Unwritten rules and all that, you don't shoot a guy in the dick man.
fremen would absolutely shoot you in the dick
>the last thing you see and smell is the crotch of some fremen
oof.
>my bum is on your lips
>my bum is on your lips
Aryakillsnightking.gif
Why does he just stop and stare at the camera while there's still a battle going on around him?
because he knew he would be looking at himself from the past, duh
could he defeat one Primaris Space Marine
He can see the future, anon.
Doesn't mean shit. People in 40k have souls in the warp which means even the most base of humans don't adhere to reality one to one like what you'd think. A single space marine is still viewed as an angel by quadrillions and quadrillions of humans, and that means they're supernaturally effectively even outside of their training and implants. I don't know much about Dune other than to say it looks awful, but I fail to see how a guy with future sight and a dagger would do much of anything.
>muh fascist power wank
Come on now
40k owns everything to Dune and Dune itself is a cautionary tale about mythical hero mixed with ecology that 40k butchered to sell toys and games
It was born dead for anyone with a thinking mind
A Green Beret could kill a space marine
Greta thundberg could kill a space marine
David Attenborough could kill a space marine
I could kill a space marine
Joe Biden could kill a space marine
have a nice day
Explain to me how if a space marines is so godlike they still die to an Ork with a sharp axe.
Generally speaking, they don't. A space marine can take multiple orks in single combat, multiplied further when fighting in a group. The average ork is however more psychic than any nonpsyker human. An ork is also literally more likely to win a fight when put up against another character from a different setting merely because they think they'll win. It's tough shit. Characters with souls in 40k who are not blanks have actual fate / plot armor, and the longer they live and more epic they are the greater that is.
>A space marine can take multiple orks in single combat
>they lied boss, there wos two of em
and all he would see is his death
>This Black person is solar system + level
I thought 40k was supposed to be le grounded?
Sure, and if he sees an enormous metal fist crushing his skull like an egg it's going to happen, he's predestined.
Actually it doesn't work like that. He can see many futures and can adjust accordingly. It's a but more complicated than this because if too many are seeing there's a fee issues, but still it's not like all of is inevitable.
could every Primaris Space Marine together defeat one Miles Teg? No the answer is no they could not. They would have to fall back and call an Exterminatus.
>you
>makes Cinemaphile enjoy videogames
Completely lost me.
You need a bit of realism in your fiction.
Why was 300 able to have cooler fight scenes than this when it came out years before with a tinier budget?
Better director
Idk why everyone is psyopped into thinking new = “progress”/better. 99% of new shit is fricking garbage. 4k resolution doesn’t mean better looking CG and being the cousin of some Hollywood israelite doesn’t mean you’re talented enough to make films. The US had better spacetech in the 1970s ffs.
>first enemy has his back to him
>instead of killing him, he twirl jumps over him
>apparently this was to dodge an attack, but the other guy only swings after he's like 3 meters past him
>flips over another, at least he kills this one
>kills a couple more
>flips over a dead guy for no reason at all to land with his back to an incoming enemy and stab him without looking
I'm sure the execution is to blame rather than the choreography, but it just looks silly.
>Having any faith left in Alia's visual effects after watching this
so the reason why they use meele combat is because muh bullshit shield that block everything else right ? Also why look worse than 300's? that movie is 15 years older
You can't use personal shields while on Arakis desert because it attracts worms. The reason its like that are the Indians animating it suck.
Do people like that kind of blue spice eyes?
Its like they took a baby blue sky color and set it to multiply and clipped it around his eyes.
It looks like it glows.
I imagine something like pic related where it doesn't glow.
its described as "blue on blue". Even the iris turn blueish and it doesn't actually glow. Older deep desert Fremem consumed a lot of spice so their eyes are a deep dark shade of blue that almost hide the iris.
They are not glowing in the books. In fact the books state that when it's dark that the blue eyes look like black pits
DESERT POWER
>we could've gotten Gurney baliset kino but got that shit instead
At least he recites from the OCB.
>For they shall suck at the abundance of the seas, and the treasure hid in the sand.
Lol there isn't a world where Timothy's scrawny ass moves like this. I can't see this dude doing a pull up let alone a flip.
ugh repulsive
I know right, that girl is SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD
what a fricking pedophile I hope he gets canceled.
why he is so flaccid? I thought the whole point is him being a bony twink.
His reaction is as though he's been fed like a bird.
It looks like she is raping a teenage boy.
HOT
Why are women's taste so shit?
Looks like one of those power rangers anniversary movies.
wow this looks fricking goofy. how hard is it to choreograph a realistic looking melee fight? it should look like the two towers or braveheart
What a joke. This is not the work of a serious director
People unironically praise this.
DO they?? I feel like with most ~~*modern*~~ media it’s hated by normies as well as Cinemaphile and only praises by shills and troons.
>kyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
>hyyyuuuuuuuuuuhh
>gaaaaaaah
>uuuuuugggghhhhhh
>huuuuuuuuhhhhh
>haaaaaaaaa
>aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh
Thread theme
>Make the black guy the black ranger
>Make the Asian woman the yellow ranger
Extremely based. How did they get away with it?
>give the black guy a gun
>give the asian chopsticks
>we want the chinese audience
>that spin
where is the blood?
This felt like something the studio forced him to tack-on late into post-production. It's so disjointed from the rest of the film
He's tripping, I thought it was supposed to feel disjointed and unbelievable.
He was too busy jerking off Apocalypse Now and other things. Someone had to remind him to at least try to get creative.
What a hack
Helicopters flying in a line is one of the most generic shots in military movies. Using an industry trope is not lacking creativity.
keep coping.
>swap heli.DAE for duncbug.DAE
>press render
>call it a day
>bill $4.2m for scene
Holy shit these “alternate” butterfly helicopters were so stupid. Big metal wings that use an engine to flap. Did it ever occur to whoever designed this that propellers are the end of the flapping skill tree? Animals flap because organic creatures made of meat can’t rotate an appendage like a propellor but if they could you better believe they’d evolve propellers instead of wings.
They're called ornithopters and people in this world also use knives made out of animal teeth instead of rifles. Form over function, maybe or maybe stupidity.
>flapping
Isn't this in the book?
yeah, pre-guild time is your basic space empire, star trek without the aliens
What a dummy. Kurtz and the Baron are completely different characters. Why try to make one imitate the other?
Hmm I think maybe 3 cartwheels.. yeah 3 should really put some juice into this scene.. but If 3 why not 4? But if 4 then maybe 5?
If they just fought in the buff I’d have way more awe
>i just slaughtered people, but dont let it fool you. im HIGH ON MOTHERFRICKING SPICE RIGHT NOW.
unironically Power Rangers did it better
This is so moronic on so many levels. By the time the Fremen are fighting using guerrilla tactics Paul already had a personal guard of suicide troops. There's no way they'd let him fight solo in the frontlines like a fricking berserker. Kek.
in the book this happened on a canyon, which makes sense, as no fricking one is moronic enough to go on the open like a moron.
this is the moronic Avengers fight on the airport.
god i hate modern film
how fricking soulless can you be
absolutely nothing is worth watching
dennis villeneuve is a hack and cant direct action to save his life
Gee, maybe they should have given this action space movie that’s the next Star Wars to someone who even gives a frick about action and not some slow burn gay drama director.
Imagine Michael Bay did this
>*BWAAAAAAHHHHHH*
>(sexiest girl you’ve ever seen plays Zendaya’s character) “The battle to free our people has raged for generations.”
>*BWAAAAAAAAAH*
>”One warrior is destined to save us…. or doom us!” (zooms in on Scott Eastwood as the main character doing a sick stunt and killing some guys while a real explosion goes off in the background, he doesn’t take his mask off but you can see through his visor)
>*BWAAAAAAAAH*
>”Alright training begins now.” (Dudes fight real fast, Scott Eastwood kicks his master’s ass)
>”This kid learns quick.”
>*BWAAAAAAH*
>(shot of a huge battle)
>(music slows and quiets down as a bunch of warriors look towards a dune rising up as big as Godzilla while real explosions go off in the background)
>*BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH* (Scott Eastwood riding a worm)
>*BWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*
>Summer 2011
Would have been kino and saved Dune. Dunc is fricking garbage.
Dune is about internal monologues on philosophy, that's why an adaption was a bad idea in the first place.
why would he open his visor like that and freeze to pose mid-combat
wouldn't that just be incredibly dangerous
He has futurevision™
So, assuming this is all choreographed, which it looks to be, since why would you animate it that way, at least the stunt person who plays Paul until he opens his visor is super agile. Props to them, they likely trained a lot to achieve this level of fitness.
However, this really looks like a CG-enhanced episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and I'm not getting the impression people are dying. I can without a doubt see it's choreo and that people are playing pretend dying agonizingly as soon as they are lightly tapped by Paul.
>everything is boring and desaturated
Which Flash Gordon film is this
The design for the Alejandro Jodorowsky cancelled version of Dune
Kynes is the only one accurate to Herbert's description of him.
Yeah, camera her to post this
Fenrig is a absurd. He's supposed to look like a weakling, unassuming and weaselish.
Not like a killer clown
Could immediately tell this was Moebius
Why can't we produce good art like this anymore?
But that art is shitty and gay?
Yes it’s the way he does faces for me. moebius fricking rules
I like Moebius, but these designs suck
too gay
me bottom left
>everything is boring
Dune is boring
Why they draw Feyd so sexy
Baron Harkonnen had a sexual preference for young boys
Feyd was his favorite nephew
you do the math
He didn't touch Feyd, he doted on him
He does express some sexual attraction to Feyd in his internal monologue, but he saw him as his only truly worthy successor so he never put a hand on him.
I love that chapter where Feyd tries to poison the baron and the Baron's less pissed about the attempt and more that it was so badly planned lmao
As punishment he lets Feyd slaughter his entire harem infront of his fat encrusted eyes.
Absolute Kino
Luckily the new movies are so half assed they'll skip over this entirely. They'll probably truncate all of their entire relationship into a scene where Feyd and The Baron lock eyes then the Baron goes "he's the one". That will be the entirety of it. Hack ass piece of shit one hit wonder director.
I allready disliked how the movie didn't even showed Feyd or made Piter a fricking background character with 2 lines of dialougue
Also cant wait them to shoehorn Thufirs capture and poisoning into a movie with limited runtime
The emperor will probably also fall short
They really wasted Piter. Was there even a scene where the Barron was discussing his plans with Peter with Feyd in the room? I dont remember. Also since they made Kynes a black woman with like no lines theres almost nothing on the ecology autism from the book. That'll probably all get cut.
Feyd wasn't even in the movie. His introduction will probably be the coliseum scene. The movie had barely any scheming from the baron honestly. Instead we get a scene where he bathes in sludge because he was poisoned (?)
Liet Kynes was such a tragedy in the film. I rolled my eyes when jammies said in one of Paul's visions dialougue that came from Kynes father. It was the line about how we have to experience the mysteries of the universe i think.
Watched the movie with a friend and had to explain him how Kynes actually died for like 10 minutes because the movie wanted to be epic
>No more terrible disaster could befall your people than for them to fall into the hands of a Hero.
>Pardot Kynes
This is your reminder that Pardot Kynes was the prophesied one who organized the Fremen and would have lead them to paradise; had Paul not hijacked it.
The end of the book has some good kino about Pardot Kynes. When the fremen tasked with killing him committed suicide because he was instilled with his dream (i presume)
>It became apparent to the Fremen that Kynes was not a madman totally, just mad enough to be holy.
Stuff like this is probably part of why dune is not so we'll adapted in other media
That and the bit where he says five hundred years for the plan to work, and the Fremen just go "Welp..." tighten their sashes and get to fricking work. It really does drive home what a tragedy Paul actually is for the Fremen.
Piter, Lady Jessica, Thufir, Yueh all have big roles in the first half of the book and they were totally fricked over and ignored in the shitty new movie. I really want to find someone that thinks Nu-Dune is great and knock their fricking teeth out.
But hey, Jason Momoa action scenes were kinda cool. You didn't like the sacred trees that go so against the book that it's laughable?
There's a scene in the book where Duncan causes a mini-nuclear explosion with a lasgun hitting a shield, they didn't even put this in the movie, in a movie that over extended Duncan's parts to give Momoa more screentime, just how fricking moronic is this director?
But it was epic when Duncan resurrected from the dead to fight some more even if it made zero sense.
You can just tell that they wanted squeeze every penny out of Momoa like the baron dose with arakis all because he won't even be in the next movie aside from a small flashback at the end when Paul fights Feyd
Yueh wasn't THAT involved in the story. I agree Jessica needed more time she was a major POV character. Pieter was on the clock for death anyway... maybe play up how he lusted for Jessica.
His character was not like the books but I thought the interpretation, and the actor playing it, did alright.
>His character was not like the books but I thought the interpretation, and the actor playing it, did alright.
He had quite literlly two lines. If he had not that lip mark like Thufir in the movie i wouldn't even have recognized him
Piter really wasn't that important a character in the book. Most of what he did was offscreen or focused on Yueh.
I loved how the Baron waited to tell him until Feyd thought he had gotten away with it scot-free.
Should be as colourful and flamboyant as the Star Wars prequels
Moreso
Digits confirm best baron.
Dunc 2000 takes a while to get into but it was unironically pretty good
Congratulations, you discovered why they cannot have Dune like that.
By the way, this is similar to the reason why the Ghost army in Return of the King is so lame.
Pirates of the Caribbean got there first (from the movie production standpoint) and producers are THAT moronic.
Emperor looking like a motherfricking final fantasy character
my thought too
>Jessica has redhair
interesting change
The only thing I like is the trans Baron
>Duncan is He-Man
>Gurney is now a literal dwarf
>Yueh looks like a vizcount instead of a mere doctor
Please tell me the Harkonnen woman isn't supposed to be Feyd-Rautha
What in the frick are these designs, this is terrible
i love moebius
i love how you can see all harkonnen are degenerate homosexuals or/and torture small animals as a hobby.
Im a mobius fan since forever, but these designs are fricking terrible, good thing that movie never happened it would have burried a whole genre
the emperor looks fricking kino
A cosmic ruler should look the part
I guess Lucas just can't stop stealing from Moebius, huh?
>metal armor
can someone more familiar with the dune lore explain how this is meant to make sense? if they have no shields then they would just get shot with projectile weapons, right?
a genius like you could hve stopped the galactic ultramegajihad
It makes no sense, they actualy have projectile weapons and these are mentioned as being carried by fremen, its not explained how they work nor are they ever described as being used at all, the harkonen have artillery and guns, but again same thing, its completely silly
Reminder that the novel skips over most of the battle action in favor of intimate moments between characters (only exception being pivotal one-on-one knife fights).
I can't imagine how many levels of fricking it up will Villeneuve achieve.
>JAFFA KREE!
Why does he look like he lives sucking dicks? Insane.
Because you are insecure at his superior looks, so you must imagine him being gay.
He is such a shit Paul. Lynch Dune mogs this bullshit
Coop fits the role better
correct. Timmy is edgier, and I get that's why they picked him if they plan on adapting more than just the first book
from dunc's failure we have learned yet another valuable rule for the game of kino. never shoot melee/hand combat action sequences unless you will show practical effect gore to go along with it. this milquetoast CGI crap where everything looks like a ballet more than combat has gotta go
Who's responsible for that shift?
it's a product of the entire film industry as a whole. so many decisions are involved in the process that results in boring, mediocre and disappointing action sequences. from the necessity to use cgi in some way (often times including a green screen), to actors and actresses who are old or frail and can't pull off any of the moves required of them. in dunc's case, just that 1 shitty scene alone has a stunt double doing what appears to be gymnastics flips at a methodical pace so that the camera pacing is correct. now that i think about it, laziness on the part of DV may have been a factor too. he just did 1 short tracking shot to convey an entire battle then went back later and sprinkled bullshit on it
To be fair I'm sure insurance company doesn't want actors to do any gymnastics let alone stunts.
>failure
>$402m grossed
>$165m budget
It could have made a billion dollars it is still a crap movie you shitskin
The fighting looked so gay, and the movie tries to have this ominous "dangerous" tone then can't even show a single decapitation, get the frick out of here with this tame dull bullshit for morons.
>galactic jihad killing billions of people
that's adorable
now face the wall b***hboy, im gonna watch how demons assrape you to death while my legions obliterate another solar system
>my legions obliterate another solar system
Two more weeks?
>i stole your entire setting but I made it a million billion times bigger
and here comes the 40k shitters to ruin every sci-fi thread with their homosexualry
Like clockwork, really. If that 40k project with Cavill gets released we will never hear the end of it
I hope it gets green lit
It would probably end up like that world of warcraft movie
it would be mocked even by normal gays after they realize how goofy warhammer actually isn
We will do it again and again. We are going to get away with it every time. And you know what? There is nothing you can do about it. Absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Omnissiah save us.
Shitty copy of dune btw at least Star wars is self aware and moronic
40k is cool but any fan that can't admit that it's completely moronic is delusional, it's part of the appeal that it's so over the top moronic that it tardmogs every other setting
This. 40k is supposed to be a parody setting but if you've ever walked into a games workshop you'd know that the mouth-breathers in there are irredeemably autistic and they want to tell you how space marines are the coolest thing ever as they stand there in their unwashed black metal band tshirt and their ugly dad sneakers. Maybe nurgle was a parody of their own fans.
Keep it in /tg/ piggy
I appreciate the support for agreeing with my opinion but I'll have you know my black metal shirt was fresh out of the wash and I wore combat boots today
Also Khorne and Slaneesh are the coolest
Also why the frick did Warhammer fantasy have to die before I got old enough to afford it
Anyways Vileneuve's Dune was pretty good IMO and I was able to get my bro in law to read Dune when I got the book as a birthday present since seeing the Imax version blew his mind so I'm looking forward to the further installments
40k is more self aware than any franchise dude. Read some books
>40k is more self aware than any franchise dude.
The problem is that the fans aren't.
40k stops being cool when you turn 15
bro you know 40K takes place entirely within the Milky Way galaxy as well, don't you bro? bro tell me you know this.
are you confusing a solar system with a galaxy?
My entire dune knownledge comes from the flash porn game
You know more than Dennis then. No really, its a very accurate game, down to the sex scenes sometimes.
>Here‘s your Irulan, bro
Stop posting
Does she have a monkeypox pustule on her chin? Gross!
Also, she has dull, brown eyes. Like a peasant girl. Fun for a frolic in the hay barn, but not fit to be a galactic princess of good breeding. Sorry. But an aloof, flippant attitude isn't enough for her to make the grade.
I want to wed her
All they had to do was cast a female lead who wasn't repulsive
>you don't understand, I HAVE to lead the Fremen on a galactic jihad that kills billions! It's inevitable!
>couldn;t you just not do any of the things you have to do to make it possible?
>.................................................no!
>why not?
>I can't tell you!
this fricking guy
The collective race consciousness had already decided it had to happen because humanity needed a reset against stagnation.
author retcons it on book 4 by saying Paul saw the Golden Path and got scared so he picked the lesser evil
His son was the same
>you don't understand, I HAVE to stagnate mankind for thousands of years or else something worse will happen!
>Like what?
>I can't tell you but it's really bad I promise
extinction, pretty simple
As soon as the Fremen had a prophet and realized how strong they were when organized they were going on a Jihad. When he first meets the Fremen he realizes "Only the deaths of him, his mother, and everyone in the room could stop it".
His problem is that he needs the Fremen organized under his leadership to reclaim Dune and avenge his father. The only way to do that is by stepping into the religious role the Bene Gesserit planted. Organizing the Fremen and giving them a prophet. Basically Paul is a kid trying to have his cake and eat it too, which is why in Dune Messiah he's insanely bitter.
Hunter killer robots with a mechanical version of something like prescience hunting down and exterminating humanity. The last human would die cowering in a bunker, having listened to the machines break in.
If it's a case of Paul choosing the path to jihad because it's the only way to avenge his family then the book should own that. It's never made out as anything other than a complete inevitability.
I kind of interpreted that as part of Herbert's critique of charismatic leadership; Paul believed that if he became the leader he would have the power to make choices that could avoid the Jihad. He didn't get that by tapping into these fundamental beliefs, and turning the Fremen into an organized force, he'd also loose the ability to control them. That he was setting up the idea of the Mahdi, Paul Muad'Dib, and that idea was enough to drive the Fremen to Jihad no matter what he thought about the matter.
In the second book Paul accepts being blinded and wandering off into the desert to die, because of what the church would otherwise do to Chani after he dies. Again, he can't control this thing he's set in motion, and his visions become this horrific burden.
>Hunter killer robots with a mechanical version of something like prescience hunting down and exterminating humanity
But humanity only encounters the thinking machines again due to the expansion of the empire of the Honored Matres into their territory, which only happens because of the Scattering, which only happens as a direct result of Leto keeping everyone locked up for so long.
>ah yes but uh if he hadn't done that it would have been uh worse somehow
Gay shit for gays if I'm honest, very gay shit for big gays
Humanity only survives their encounter with the machines by the complete asspull called the Oracle of Time which had nothing whatsoever to do with Leto or his Golden Path
Also: “When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way. Their movements become headlong - faster and faster and faster. They put aside all thoughts of obstacles and forget the precipice does not show itself to the man in a blind rush until it's too late.”
Dune Messiah is Paul having fallen off the cliff and trying to steer into a particular crash.
Children of Dune is Alia and Jessica fighting over the rubble before Leto II shows up and swings his pimp hand.
God Emperor of Dune is society after Leto II has gone upside everyone head often enough even the Bene Gesserit say "We do whatever Leto wants, as soon as possible." Until someone shows up who is immune to the pimp hand.
God, dune fricking blows how and why does this have such a big following. Like i think Star Trek is soi but I get it, but dune I have no fricking clue dude. It fricking B L O W S.
Have they cast Harah for DUNC 1.5?
Hack director.
He's just killing sardaukar,the bad guys, this is the wow moment that makes him space hitler? This was dumb
gave the first one a chance even with the dog shit casting and drab visuals. it was unbelievably boring. easy skip the sequel, hope it flops! just watch the lynch one it's the kino.
The fricking sci-fi channel TV adaptation looked better. At least that one was made by nerds who liked the books.
he's a good actor in general but I don't know what that vacant stare is about
How did Muad'dib's Jihad kill tens of billions of people? Even though the Harkonnens drastically underestimated the number of Fremen, there can't be more than a few million of them, tops. I can buy that they overwhelmed the few legions of Sardaukar the Emperor brought with him but taking over the entire fricking galaxy?
Everyone else were jobbers stuck on their own planet because the Guild was Paul's b***h
Something that just occurred to me.
The only ftl communications they had in the Dune setting was via Guild couriers. So the rest of the galaxy wouldn't have known how the Arrakis Affair concluded until Paul showed up in orbit, declaring himself the legal Emperor and demanding they take oaths of loyalty and hand over captives. The individual planets would have no way of coordinating a resistance or even knowing who else was opposing him.
>Paul showed up in orbit, declaring himself the legal Emperor and demanding they take oaths of loyalty and hand over captives
He didn't go himself, the poor bastards would discover the new dispensation via some Fremen nutcase ranting at them to accept the prophet Muad'dib or die
>How did Muad'dib's Jihad kill tens of billions of people?
One planetary genocide at a time.
Don't let yourself be segregated.
>Even though the Harkonnens drastically underestimated the number of Fremen, there can't be more than a few million of them, tops.
they're the greatest fighters in the universe because the environment of Dune is so unforgiving that only the strongest survive.
why did he go on a Jihad to kill billions of people though? I thought he was already made emperor before he left arrakas, the Jihad's motivation never really made much sense to me, unless it's purely just for "shits and giggles" on the freemen's part.
The Fremen wanted revenge on the galaxy. Paul could direct them but if he obstructed them too much from what they thought was owed to them he was in peril
They control Spice, which is the one ingredient that allows FTL travel. So the moment the Jihad took control of the Spice reserves, every other planet was now isolated.
How did they get to planet spice without ftl travel in the first place?
They used heresy
Which in this story is robots or something?
They used to use AI for ftl travel but spice replaced that.
AI is fuel/propulsion?
>Jarvis invent faster than light technology.
>Takes a piece of space
>Folds it
>”I still don’t get it professor.”
>”Okay, imagine reality works like this…”
>*starts peeling an orange*
Did I say that anon?
A question was asked.
No it calculates the flightpath
But spice doesn't do that.
spice is actually nanomachines
quite sure spice does similar, gives navigators enough brainpower to see the paths
we never see the ship's other end, could be it just looks like that due to relativity shit
>we never see the ship's other end, could be it just looks like that due to relativity shit
copium, DUNC has portals for star travel. how do they move the portals from star to star? Villeneuve never thought about it that deeply
the only issue I take with the film is that the slow knife isn't slow
fricking flashy hollywood flippy martial arts bullshit
Chalamet is so bland and uninteresting. He has the charisma and authority of a dead rat. People like to shit on the rest of the casting, but Chalamet isn't remotely close to what Paul is either.
Just posting in this thread that I'm currently reading the book. Just past the point when Paul and Jessica crossed the sand desert. I have only seen a few images of this movie and barely know who plays what part. But the more I read the more excited I am to watch it. I don't think my imagination is doing the book justice though.
Based. The book(s) are great reads. Sci fi classics.
Yes, I'm trying my utmost to read the book ad intended with no knowledge of visualisation of the story. I don't like watching trailers of content I know I'll like anyway, but just took it a step further with this.
>Yes, I'm trying my utmost to read the book ad intended with no knowledge of visualisation of the story. I don't like watching trailers of content I know I'll like anyway, but just took it a step further with this.
I'm kinda the opposite, for example I saw the 80s Dune movie and the first LotR movie before I read the books and it helped me visualize the story and settings better.
But I do wish I could go into Dune blind like you are once again. Have fun with that.
I hope you are using the lexicon at the back regularly
14255 BG = 1945 AD
I know the Dune Encyclopedia is not exactly canon, buts its funny how the in-universe historians think the Roman Empire was the continuous government of Earth until the atomic bombing of Japan.
It was. Now it's the israelites.
part 2 will be pure kino
muad'dubs has spoken
may your dubs chip and shatter
that failure was necessary for the timeline to produce the perfect diggies
The Gaius Helen Mohiam gom jabbar scene in DUNC sucked and I don't like her being Shaddams messenger to the Harkonnens either
> Heighliners are portals
Haram
Why are vapid looking expressions big right now? Zendaya does it, Billy elish does it, and so on. Is it a Californian thing? A zoomer thing? I'm just so tired of the thousand yard stare young people keep putting on.
It's a xanax (fake xanax with fent) thing.
BOL ATREDES
As if Paul would do the fighting himself
gayet shit.
wow Cinemaphile really hates dunc
Just finished the first book. what books are worth reading after that?
>in the thick of a huge battle with thousands of combatants coming from every angle
>better take your mask off
…
Maybe hes a prometheus fan
I hate how it looks like they all have cancer with those nose things. Like, I get it but it still looks stupid.
why is Jessica such a whiney b***h if she was trained by the head b***hes?
GUILD BE WACK, YO
>galactic
Intergalactic akshully