Here's your Galactus.

Here's your Galactus.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great, he can speak in Mexican with Reed Richards. 2 mexicans in the fantastic four.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bardem is a Spaniard

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He play a beaner on tee vee

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same shit

          unironically whiter than /misc/

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same shit

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          spaniards are white europeans. mexicans are rape baby mutts of white european conquerors and ancient asians who were left near the equator too long.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          kys non european filth

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >american education

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      enrique ricardo vs alberto el hambriento

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mexican
      You can’t even be a piropee racist lol

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pascal
    >bardem
    I don't remember asking for Fantastico Cuatro. I bet they retcon doom to be from Catalonia

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Cuatro Fantásticos

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quattro has pizzazz, jose

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't ask pablo

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you ask Pablo? Would you like to ask him now?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that ruins the joke, Pedro

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=pGa-MQeyTVNWTcgf&t=89

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Callate chuddy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up Pedro!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last Galactus actor they wanted was Antonio Banderas. They definitely want this film to be their Blue Beetle.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were originally aiming for Gyllenhaal and Adam Driver but they would've been too costly. Same reason why they couldn't get Emma Stone or Margot Robbie for Sue Storm. At least these are the rumors.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last hottie Sue Storm was 24 years old Jessica Alba.
        Margot & Emma are already too walled. Hollyisraelite is delusional.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bardem isn't a bad casting but Pascal is miscast. I hope it's just a rumor.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doom to be from Catalonia
      That would make sense though

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should be Doom

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we’re just going to go straight to Galactus, Disney?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was one of the earliest story arcs of the Fantastic Four. Before Doctor Doom

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no dummy, Doom appears in like the sixth issue

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey Disney intern. Even if that was true, you don’t plot a movie that you hope to milk by introducing the earthbound antagonist before the earth eating antagonist

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doom appeared in issue 5
        the Galaticus Trilogy was 48, 49 and 50
        Yet again, Cinemaphile posts opinions about Fantastic Four and know nothing about the property.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking of which, since Spidey is already around, they're missing a golden moment to reverse his introduction by using him to bring them on.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i have no idea what you are saying here ESL

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah you'd have to have read a comic or two to know how Spider-Man got introduced

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spider-man was introduced in Amazing Fantasy 15. What are you talking about?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say when, ESL

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll bet you were bullied a lot

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's saying he knows about the comics you're suggesting he doesn't
                Eat glass.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a shitskin and a brainlet. KYS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      go bust thier load early with le epic world ending thanos level threat and then slowly cool off the franchise with doom level threats

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked and that’s a reason why the mcu is failing. All spectacle no subtlety. Playing the trilogy in reverse

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really, actually believe they have the draw power to "build" anything?
      They literally had to scrape the Kangs storyline because ant man and the marvels bombed
      Secret Invasion is also a bomb, otherwise they would have continue into the Skrull arc which is fairly big, kinda like Civil War.
      So no Kangs and no Skrulls, they will not venture into building anything else in the near future

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YAG SBARRO

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we get Silver Surfer too? Nice

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >RYHEE RYEECHARS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ricky Ricardo and La Familia

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ¡Es la hora de clobbering!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sephardic Ben Grimm
      I don't hate it

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the invisible woman use her powers as a coyote to hide border crossings?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    White men doing stuff has always been the appeal. No one cares for this shit otherwise.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can they beat Galactus.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feed him some really spicy salsa

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Build a fake earth close to the real earth so he goes to the fake one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultimate nullifier

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silver Surfer betrays him, or Watcher gets off his ass and does something

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give him some Yag Sbarro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bardem is a Spaniard. He will fall for india ass and dilute his bloodline just like his Conquistador ancestors.

      So, it will be Xolitl or whatever her name is who defeats him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      punch him real good

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know shit about galagus but Javier is a great actor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Not gonna watch this slop but he has great range

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Sue is gonna leave a Chilean for a Mexican?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain galactus to someone who didnt read comics?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Planets taste yummy. But we live on a planet!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unicron from Transformers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big celestial being gets munchies bad so tasks shiny space surfer guy to scope out tasty planets for him. Fantastic 4 disagree big time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he eats planets, he was gonna eat Earth, but then Reed showed up with something called Ultimate Nullifier or something like that, basically just a machine or small appliance that made Galactus frick off and leave. Reed was like "leave now and don't bother us again or I push the button"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im trying to eat but these bugs wont stop bothering me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a big space shark that eats planet fish, thats literally it. sometimes the fish fight back

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      One day he was so hungry he tried to eat a planet and when he actually succeeded he went "UMM... I GUESS I CAN DO THAT NOW"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a man from a previous incarnation of the multiverses and tried to save his civilization from being wiped out. In doing so, he got transformed into a cosmic being in the new multiverse that is meant to consume everything to begin anew once again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has a daughter.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, imagine how blown out the b***h’s pussy must be that took his galatic sized wiener. His fricking load must be the size of a galaxy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sexo
        I've got a couple planets she can put in her mouth if you know what i mean

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Space Mexican

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Galactus is balance, not a villain per se, but rather an entity that consumes planets that threaten the universe. When incursions happen (see Doctor Strange/Wanda), the universe is threatened when those two worlds combine so Galactus' role could be that of consuming the world that created the incursion to keep the universe running.
      He seeks out these planets through heralds (Silver Surfer), very powerful beings that are infused with the cosmic force, the essence of Galactus.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strongest Marvel villain

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        *blocks your designated path*

        ?si=kWfJb8u4kH1kCgJM

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't even care. Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards is already a non-starter. The MCU is dead

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spanish and Mexicans are literally Caucasian so I don't see the problem.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FACE GALACTUS YOU FACE GALACTUS
    EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION THE BURNING LEGION

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YO ME GUSTA BEAN DIP
    >I'm feeling taco bell after this fantastic four flick. How about it, senpai?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, is it "bad" because he's ugly? I think it fits, the planet eating cosmic alien god being played by some handsome chad would actually be the weird choice

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my no-face not caring about fricking Galactus

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEEED IJARDSSSSSS

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If the rule you followed brought you to me eating your planet, of what use was the rule?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sees Reed's hot blonde wife, chokes on a planet
      >"You married into it?"

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    noooo please don't give in to capeshit slop javier you're too kino for that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was already in Pirates 5 and homie Mermaid. Gisnep has their claws in him.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is that the Shartastic Four are really fricking gay. They already fricked it up once. Why can't they just make a fricking Silver Surfer movie?

    Godamnit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silver Surfer sucks too. Doctor Doom is the only draw. But with Pedro as Reed, it doesn't matter who they cast as Doom. It's over.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doom
        Will get his own Joker style movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > A cosmic being surfing nebulae.
      vs
      > Off brand Man in the Iron Mask.

      Yeah nah, you can get fricked.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's
        >Iron Man x Doctor Strange x Reed Richards lite x Anti-Hero
        which is much more interesting

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How much have you ever lost on a coin toss?
    >Sue distracts Galactus with her breasts, Reed stretches his hand and switch his coin with fake one with heads on both sides
    >Thing choose heads
    >Galactus grumbles some autistic shit and leaves
    >Earth is saved

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds kino honestly

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know what
    i'm down for that

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    galactus is the gayest marvel character. he has canonically had more dicks in his mouth than any other character.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Galactus!

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much have you lost on a coin toss?

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Josh Brolin = Thanos
    >Javier Bardem = Galactus
    No planet for old men, baby!

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of hispanics in capeshit. You guys really want a Galactus that says,
    >"Yo esse, I be diggin yo planet, holmes. El vato. Blood in, blood out pindeo."

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Galapagos

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine caring not only about capeshit, but about the fricking gaytastic 4.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will F4 and X-Men will be enough to save the MCU from its current state?

    I mean i feel like the moment has sorta passed now, no? So much shit has happened within the actual MCU that it’s hard to introduce those guys this late into the saga without their being a frick load of plot holes and loose threads to tie up. And if they go the multiverse “they’re from le another dimension!” route, then that’s way too easy and uninspired

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the F4 is a shitfest, horrible cast decisions with old as frick actors, at least they went with Wogs instead of full Hispanic, the X-Men will be even worse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF, no. People mistake them being a foundation of the MU with them being able to put butts in seats. The comic hasn't sold well in ages and nobody but boomers and autists have them as their favourite. The FF BOOK, did pioneer the entire MU, basically. Galactus, the Skrulls, Surfer, Doom, Black Panther and so on. But the characters themselves have been the exact same for 60 years now. While all their villains went to play elsewhere and became parts of the wider MU, they just remained the same. They're Lost In Space with superpowers; nothing more, nothing less. They're not hot, they're not cool, they most definitely cannot be pushed as solo characters. The FF absolutely cannot be their new Avengers level team. They'll be like a dorkier GotG, but no FF flick will pull IW/EG money.

      X-Men, yes. They have a HUGE roster, they sold literally on sex and cool appeal, they have tons of stories, lots of cool villains and with Omega mutants they can keep raising the powerlevels to insane degrees. The way I see it
      >X-Men will be the main event movies
      >one-off solos for characters like Nova, Surfer, etc
      >Wolverine Trilogy+
      >maybe one or two more Doctor Strange ones if Cumberbatch sticks around, with a Midnight Sons project
      >FF Quadrilogy (FF 1 in 2025, Post-SW FF 2 as an Annihilation adaptation with Johnny dying, FF 3 adapting Future Foundation, and FF 4 to close things off)
      >X-Spin-Offs
      It's enough tbh. Basically it'll become the X-Men+ Universe, which is fine. I don't see them recasting RDJ and Evans like rumours say, there's no way they'll be able to churn out another Avengers with a full recast. Capeshit's already slowly dying and will return to 2-3 movies per year, they won't be able to literally redo stuff they do half a decade ago.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    With all the voice effects I can't wait to not understand a single word he says.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see Galactus being a big draw to normie audiences when they've already blown their load with the Celestials in the Eternals who had such a similar MO - big cosmic man who destroys a planet to survive when there's enough life on it, who have superpowered "heralds" who end up opposing them. Top G even looks pretty much like a human cosplaying as a Celestial if you don't know otherwise

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