This is what comes up when I search Halo so i guess this is the designated Halo thread
I'm watching the Fall of Reach now and man it's bad
You know what would have made Halo Reach a great game?
If Noble 6 was interrupted by literal fricking who women whining every 5 minutes
I can't say I'm surprised, but a small part of me was hoping that this series was going to course correct with Reach, it would've been the perfect opportunity to trim the fat from this show. Instead, Captain Keyes is dead, Cortana is in the hands of the Covenant, and there's now another Kwan.
>Keyes dies on reach before reaching a Halo
They go out of their way to do it wrong and bad
It's on purpose. Some sort of weird israelite humiliation ritual since Halo fans are predominantly white
I watched the first 15 mins and then had to take a break for a work meeting
the 45 minute work meeting was way more kino than the first 15 minutes of John Halo walking around while women talked
It is utterly fricking EMBARASSING how hard these writers are mogged by video game writers from 2 decades ago
I literally said I watched 15 minutes
I'm watching the rest now. My meeting is over. Some woman is talking to some black guy about some shit I don't care about. Isn't Reach under attack? Are they going to show any teams nuke a carrier? I don't think I'm going to see a carrier get nuked. I wish I was watching the Remember Reach trailer. That was a good trailer. Black Man and Woman are still talking
They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. I watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Crust
I finished the episode and it was complete dogshit you mongoloid
I'm not going to write any emails but I am going to post about this show and the gays kissing and how fricking bad it is to demoralize people and make sure people stay the frick away from P+ and anything involved here
I have undoubtedly cost them tens of dollars at this point and I will continue my campaign against them
Finally some action >John Halo uses a warthog as cover >does not use the warthog
Like I said, they go out of their way to make this bad. Even Forward Unto Dawn had a warthog scene.
If they gave me half the budget I would have earned them 50x the income they'll earn from this dogshit
These fricking c**ts
DONT YOU israeliteS WANT MONEY?
>eventually they are going to have to pay it back.
the debts can be sold to other entities to generate revenue. since they're zero interest, they actually devalue over time, which essentially means they aren't worth collecting or paying back.
For all Trump's problems I'm going to vote for him because it's the only chance of possibly seeing these swindlers go to jail even if it's still incredibly small.
Right but you have to look at it on a larger scale, and women are the cause of many of the reasons that leads him and others to do the things they do
It is admittedly a hard choice but no, I think I'm going with women on this one.
I laughed seeing that this is from the fricking Halo show.
Hilarious that this is where we're at. The fricking HALO TV SHOW has gay bears kissing on it, because of course it does
We're approaching peak clown world. Not there yet. I can't even imagine what lunacy will be applauded then. Maybe trannies fricking children on tv and leftists celebrating how wonderful it is.
They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. I watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Crust
Why does modern slop look so fake? Game CGI looks more gritty and real than this shit.
This is what comes up when I search Halo so i guess this is the designated Halo thread
I'm watching the Fall of Reach now and man it's bad
You know what would have made Halo Reach a great game?
If Noble 6 was interrupted by literal fricking who women whining every 5 minutes
>500 years from now people are still using nonstick cookware and being homosexuals
you make a distinction between those?
>muh cast iron
>muh stainless steel
>muh carbon steel
You will never be a good cook
they were too lazy for anything futuristic, so they just put gays in a late 90s kitchen and called it halo.
I can't say I'm surprised, but a small part of me was hoping that this series was going to course correct with Reach, it would've been the perfect opportunity to trim the fat from this show. Instead, Captain Keyes is dead, Cortana is in the hands of the Covenant, and there's now another Kwan.
They're doing it on purpose
they have to be
like they're going out of their way to not make it good
>captain keyes is dead
wait they killed him off?
how the FRICK is that supposed to work?
>Keyes dies on reach before reaching a Halo
They go out of their way to do it wrong and bad
It's on purpose. Some sort of weird israelite humiliation ritual since Halo fans are predominantly white
>Crustlo
Bro...
episode 4 is Kino of the Highest Order
don't tell me that I didn't warn you
I watched the first 15 mins and then had to take a break for a work meeting
the 45 minute work meeting was way more kino than the first 15 minutes of John Halo walking around while women talked
you didn't watch the episode Black person
It is utterly fricking EMBARASSING how hard these writers are mogged by video game writers from 2 decades ago
I literally said I watched 15 minutes
I'm watching the rest now. My meeting is over. Some woman is talking to some black guy about some shit I don't care about. Isn't Reach under attack? Are they going to show any teams nuke a carrier? I don't think I'm going to see a carrier get nuked. I wish I was watching the Remember Reach trailer. That was a good trailer. Black Man and Woman are still talking
finish the episode
suck a dick
then send me an email
homosexual
They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. I watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Crust
🙁
I finished the episode and it was complete dogshit you mongoloid
I'm not going to write any emails but I am going to post about this show and the gays kissing and how fricking bad it is to demoralize people and make sure people stay the frick away from P+ and anything involved here
I have undoubtedly cost them tens of dollars at this point and I will continue my campaign against them
There's only 6 minutes of Master Chief fighting in the whole first season
>Halo Reacharound
I got a free month of Paramount Plus so now I don't even have to pay to watch it.
I get P+ from my work but I only use it to watch classic Star Trek episodes.
Does Spartan armor clean the crust?
Finally some action
>John Halo uses a warthog as cover
>does not use the warthog
Like I said, they go out of their way to make this bad. Even Forward Unto Dawn had a warthog scene.
>shit on halo show
>get trip 7's
The universe knows what it is.
its funny how no one is watching any paramount show except yellowstone and its spinoffs
If they gave me half the budget I would have earned them 50x the income they'll earn from this dogshit
These fricking c**ts
DONT YOU israeliteS WANT MONEY?
they want blackrock money. its reliable.
Black rock money is a line of credit and eventually they are going to have to pay it back. This whole thing is a giant scam.
>eventually they are going to have to pay it back.
the debts can be sold to other entities to generate revenue. since they're zero interest, they actually devalue over time, which essentially means they aren't worth collecting or paying back.
and yes, its essentially fraud.
For all Trump's problems I'm going to vote for him because it's the only chance of possibly seeing these swindlers go to jail even if it's still incredibly small.
>someone stole Chief's suit now
kek
IT WEIGHS 500 POUNDS
You guys watch this lmao
every minute I'm mad at this I'm not mad about real life
This keeps me less mad overall
meds
literally and unironically what I'm doing, I just explained it
I'm trying to decide who to blame the most for this and I think the answer is women
larry fink isn't a woman
Right but you have to look at it on a larger scale, and women are the cause of many of the reasons that leads him and others to do the things they do
It is admittedly a hard choice but no, I think I'm going with women on this one.
women didn't invent the tax law loopholes that give blackrock essentially endless amounts of money to spend "rewarding" ESG compliant media.
Tell me with a straight face that the ESG scam would work if women didn't exist
the ESG scam would work if women didn't exist
its end-stage capitalism.
Crust status?
glassed
Wait, one of the gaymen is a Spartan?
I laughed seeing that this is from the fricking Halo show.
Hilarious that this is where we're at. The fricking HALO TV SHOW has gay bears kissing on it, because of course it does
We're approaching peak clown world. Not there yet. I can't even imagine what lunacy will be applauded then. Maybe trannies fricking children on tv and leftists celebrating how wonderful it is.
I am convinced they buy up franchises to intentionally ruin them. Especially if they think it's a "White Male" property.
they only create ruin. Their gambit is to buy and slap a logo on the ruins and pretend it's entertainment
Tomar?
I don't really know Halo since I never played it, but isn't supposed to be about some green super soldier blasting aliens?
oh its about blasting alright.
He was gay, the masterchief?
Oh no! Not.... that guy
Why does modern slop look so fake? Game CGI looks more gritty and real than this shit.
>Create a black, blind, gay albino for diversity points
>Immediately kill him
What did they mean by this?
The Halo show in my head is so good
I wish you could see it, bros
>they’ve now written an excuse to never have Jimmy Rings in the mjolnir armor again
Halo isn't about things like mjolnir armors
that's not relevant to the lore
Halo is about diverse characters having drama