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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9 tabs
    id die

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't overdose on acid, I once took a >10,000 hit dose

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon, who are you responding to? This isn’t Cinemaphile. wake up, WAKE UP

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He means that he'd see God

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        how long was your trip?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Peak intensity for five or six hours then a six to twelve hour comedown

          How is life as a glass of orange juice?

          I searched and found that urban legend, never heard it before this post

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are blatantly lying or what you took wasn't acid. If you double the dose of acid you should expect around a doubling in duration due to the halflife of bioavailibity. A dose like you described would put you on your ass for several days to a week.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If you double the dose of acid you should expect around a doubling in duration due to the halflife of bioavailibity.
              That guy is probably lying, I heard from a guy who actually did do a fingerdip of acid that yeah he was blanked out for several days. But also doing twice as much doesn't increase the trip. The saturation is like ~1200micrograms, you can do a full 10 strip and it's still only about 14 hours. It's pretty fricking intense but it doesn't last much longer. As far as heroic doses beyond that amount I have no experience other than knowing guys who sell acid who claim to have eaten 30 hits to even get high by sunday. But yeah the one old millionaire pot dealer I knew said he took a cheeky fingerdip of acid thinking it was molly and blanked out like 5 days.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                10 tabs will not last 14 hours. 300mcg alone lasted a good 20 hours for me

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >20 hours
                you weren't awake for a full day from doing 3 shitty hits of acid. You're either just lying or counting feeling a bit off the next day. You can do a 10 strip, hallucinate as badly or more as this movie, and be back down in 14 hours.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I took 2 150mcg tabs at 10am, I was at around 100mcg at 12 and watched the sun rise before going to bed. Its clear you have never tried acid or have never done more than a tab if you don't know that more acid = longer trip. Look up any fricking trip report of 300 mcg and they will say the same. Look: https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Experience:300_ug_of_LSD_-_The_mysterious_community

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie I've done LSD 300 times easily not counting any other drugs. I've grown pounds of mushrooms. I've seen every shitty hippie band tens of times. Acid last 14 hours. You're being a huge homosexual because you tried it one time and logged every effect clinically.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude some people can sleep on acid and some people can't.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love it when idiots speak confidentially about shit they know nothing about.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                k moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >graph with no source
                >it's in the blood
                your brain gets saturated with acid after a certain point and then the rest has to just float around and get metabolized in the mean time. Also acid has a really high tolerance after you've taken it, so like to get high the next day you need to take more than twice as much. Mr 10,000 hits is bullshitting, but also if you take bunch of LSD still in the "reasonable" range you are absolutely not going to be high for 3 days

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is this so hard for you guys to accept a commonly known effect about all drugs? https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/2723ie/lsd_saturation_point/
                The saturation point has no effect on duration, just intensity. It is your serotonin receptors being saturated. Once a LSD molecule is evicted from the receptor another one that is in the blood stream will enter.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because no matter how much acid you do it lasts at most around 14 hours. I'm not going to speak on heroic doses, but outside of rare cases the only people doing them are people who sell acid, have thousands of hits of it and are doing it for 5 and 6 days at a time resulting in them eating 40 hits. In a normal person even if you eat 10 hits of LSD, the trip will last 14 hours. Go and try it instead of grandstanding you huge b***h

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                K moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm really trying not to be the guy who says "you've never done acid", because I've been a really dirty hippie and ruined my life basically over psychedelics and music and could be so much more successful if I hadn't taken that detour, and the kind of person who makes that argument always sucks ass. But I am telling you, go and do 10 hits of acid. You will be high for at MOST 16 hours. I'm not going to accuse you of never doing acid, what I'm telling you to do is go prove your moronic theory that a 10 strip will get you high for 3 days. Because it will not do that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is right though, you can only get so high on LSD

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That isn't what we are arguing about, the saturation point does not mean the duration has a limit. It means the intensity has a limit

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off nerds, this is a heady thread nowand we will eat the paper drugs no matter what is on them

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie shut your dumb ass up. You're never in your life going to trip on acid for more than maybe 16 hours. Go do 10 hits and stop speculating about it

                THE UNTZ IS THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN BROWNIE DROPS THE BOMBS LIKE NAPALM ON YOUR GROOVE JUNGLE AKA SOUL, MANGS CHILLS TO THE SIDE WITH THE SWANG DIP SWANG DIP SWANG DIP, A BUNKER BOMB TO YOUR DEEMSTER TRENCH AKA MINDS EYE. ALAN CHILLS IN THE BACK WITH THE TSKA TSKA TSKA, A GROOVE MISSLE SET ON B'GOCK, AND BARBS BRINGS IT ALL BACK HOME WITH THE DEEDLE DE DEE DEEDLE DE DEE, A PSYCHIC BREAKDOWN MINE, HIDDEN IN THE TRANCE PASTURE, BLOWING OPEN YOUR BISCO CHAKRA, THAT IS THE UNTZ.

                disco biscuits are, ironically, the only hippie band I've actually seen sober, and I've done it twice. They still put on a hell of a show. Although I'd much rather khole in the bathroom, awkwardly try to make my wake back to the dancefloor and blow $100 on balloons after the show. C'MON LITTLE LADIES GET DOWN TONIGHT

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon but taking a whole sheet of acid would have most people fricked up for a quite a long time. I used to hang around a bunch of moronic dead heads and hippies and there were some that told me about a few weeks of tripping some that I even witnessed from less.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's still on it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is life as a glass of orange juice?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was like being drunk
          >what's so bad about that?
          Ask a glass of water
          >-Douglas Adams

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon's on a permo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i know that, anon. it was a hyperbole. it would not be a fun time. im happy with 2 tabs tops. once took four tabs and ended up drinking half a case of natty light, like 12 beers, in like two hours.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't alcohol kill the trip?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            idk man. i was watching syndoche, ny with my bros and i have no idea what happened in the movie other than the dude who looked like a giant baby made a play about his life and the tall ent like guy was following the baby around

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is no way to kill the trip but to wait

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              seroquel blunts it pretty hard

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actually, if you take thorazine while high on tryptamines it will cancel them out

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not true. You can take a variety of anti anxiety meds to kill the trip.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Drink enough booze you pass out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you would probably end up in the hospital before you went to sleep if you did this. I used to take acid at festivals just so I could stay awake drinking for 16 hours every day looking for powder drugs after I got bored of just tripping.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do some diazepam then but nix the booze to avoid dying.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              benzos sort of kill it, but the visuals when you shut your eyes prevent you from sleeping and eventually it just gets annoying

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Google "trip killers for LCD" you need to keep them on hand just in case they're very much a real thing

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, that is with shrooms

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alcohol doesn't abort an LSD trip? Well, shrooms are scarier anyway, so at least you can abort those.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk man. i was watching syndoche, ny with my bros and i have no idea what happened in the movie other than the dude who looked like a giant baby made a play about his life and the tall ent like guy was following the baby around

          that is the most boring drug story i ever heard

          why are you so fricking bland? and why do you need to share it with others?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut up zoomoid

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >everything should be fake and exaggerated
            shut the frick up homosexual
            i appreciated them

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            this one time I took a drug, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every drug story is boring if you've ever done drugs. It's like listening to someone else's dreams

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why do you share with your friends
            because doing acid with a few friends is fun. ive done plenty of solo trips but with friends it like be 12 at a sleep over again. everything is brighter.
            im not saying that the beer thing is exciting but its like 1200 calories just so i could ground myself.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          whoaaaaaa haha thats CRAZY man? TWELVE beers???? In TWO hours!!!??? haha you're a real screwball man haha not like anyone would drink 12 beers in 2 hours normally ahaha

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is correct you physically cannot overdose or be tested for tripped mean drugs, such as mushrooms, lsd, or DMT.

        Still the most Ive ever eaten was 6 tabs over a long night

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You CAN however permanently roast your brain.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but I dont want to be found screaming naked in the streets

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not? Something magical could happen.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd hardly call a criminal record and my reputation ruined "magical"

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you wont be running around attacking people on anything but pcp. Its more likely youll be glued to the floor for 6 hours

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >My reputation!
              >my reputation!
              >ahhh my reputation!
              I think if you took acid your concept of who you are might seem somewhat laughable

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've done drugs and know what you mean but you're still pretty full of shit and a smug homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't overdose, but you can most certainly burn out into a half braindead babbling mess of a human being.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How to fry your brain 101

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        sweet blog bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, I always thought it was 1 tab, surely it's not really 9 RIGHT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        count them. Acid tabs are small

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can see the lines between the blotters that let you tear them apart

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I always thought it was 1 tab
        That would be a massive tab. Look at the size of that motherfricker. That's indeed 9.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It totally depends on the dosage. I've seen tabs that big

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were all mic'd at like 400 uq per dose back then too. That's 4 average current doses.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't all the boomers used to eat a whole blotter back in the day?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to point me with the gun lmao give me that shit and two or three more tabs on top

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >As your attorney I advise you to drive at top sneed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >always been interested in psychedelics
    >cursed with having been a good boy growing up and never getting "that" friend who knows a guy
    shit sucks, doing shrooms and watching 'nam kino sounds like a blast

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dunno about shrooms but acid is actually shit tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Movies really oversell the effect of psychedelic drugs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        do more, or combine them together. You can take LSD and mushrooms at the same time, you can smoke DMT on acid, you can do ketamine on acid.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't, you just haven't done that much.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can grow mushrooms easily for very little money and you can also make san pedro tea for mescaline although it tastes wretched

      dunno about shrooms but acid is actually shit tbh

      you got ripped off

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i got hundreds of tabs of 1P-LSD from a research chem site, probably better than the shit 99% of people get

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's so shit that I got hundreds of tabs of it
          everyone believes you. There's only one kind of LSD btw you moron

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i bought hundreds of tabs before i tried it, and you're probably not getting real acid, it's either 25i-nbome or 1P-LSD

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I bought hundreds of tabs of fake acid off the internet because I'm a loser so therefore acid is shit
              shut the frick up you moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i doubt you've ever actually tried real acid if you're this clueless, honestly

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay anon, whatever you need to believe <3

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve taken psychs on and off for nearly 2 decades and I hate you phish homosexuals so god damned much, how are you people more obnoxious than dead heads

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen moe way more times than phish tbh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want those socks.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bragging about shitty swiss RC's
          nah homie

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            1p-lsd is stronger than real acid in smaller doses tbh

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >shitty RC not real pure LSD-25
              >ITS LE STRONGER

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not real pure LSD-25
                you aren't getting that though

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well you obviously need the seeds first, and they don't magically appear out of thin air

        Click on your web address bar
        Type "dark"
        Hit the period button
        Type "fail"
        Hit enter

        I'm assuming I'll have to get into crypto for this?
        Why didn't I just choose to hang out with the wrong crowd, could have just called a number, instead I need a masters degree in IT to get a fricking mushroom. Thanks for the tip anyway, I guess I'll have to figure this shit out, seeing as finding them in the wild was fricking impossible.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          from what? Magical fairy dust I collect from behind my ears every morning?

          no you go to sporeworks . com, buy some probably B+ since you've never done it before, and look up how to do the "PFtek". It will cost you like $35

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll check it out, thanks

            >seeds
            please do at least a modicum of research.
            [...]
            From supplies easily available completely legally you moron.

            I did a modicum of research, conflicting information everywhere. Also I'm a euro, so shit might work differently over here.

            Tell a ketamine clinic you have chronic depression and it hasn't responded to 4 antidepressant medications. For $400-600 you can see the fabric of the universe.

            haha, read a greentext about some guy being transported to the pillars of creation for what felt like an eternity, have no desire to experience anything that far out.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eternity isn't that long

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >euro
              lmao nevermind go hang from a rope

              >not real pure LSD-25
              you aren't getting that though

              >he doesnt own a multistage tester kit for all of his drugs to verify purity
              lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >seeds
          please do at least a modicum of research.

          from what? Magical fairy dust I collect from behind my ears every morning?

          From supplies easily available completely legally you moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          depends what you're buying. Anything high class like dmt is gonna need crypto and generally be posted out, while mdma and acid is usually cash because its just teenagers and roasties. Mushrooms it goes both ways

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Click on your web address bar
      Type "dark"
      Hit the period button
      Type "fail"
      Hit enter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      grow your own. growing shrooms is moron easy and only takes one month, no grow lights.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        from what? Magical fairy dust I collect from behind my ears every morning?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The spores can be bought legally online so long as you claim it's for science.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell a ketamine clinic you have chronic depression and it hasn't responded to 4 antidepressant medications. For $400-600 you can see the fabric of the universe.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      plugs are easy to find on instagram since they all follow eachother so once you find one you can just put in buzzwords. You aren't wrong about nam movies though I watched full metal jacket high it was amazing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      look up how to use the dark net and just follow the instructions

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    post personal trip kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >took two tabs and a couple edibles i made expecting just a mild trippy euphoria as always with these amounts
      >the tabs were way stronger than the ~90 micrograms i imagined
      >the cookies were much stronger than anticipated after a short tolerance break
      >it hits when i'm in the shower
      >suddenly find myself babbling and acting erratically as if i were an extraterrestrial in a human body for the first time
      >realize i'm completely out of it babbling like an insane person and splashing water everywhere
      >if anyone were to see me they'd freak out over seeing this insane fricking weirdo
      >panic and think it's better i were pretending to be unconcious if anyone came over
      >starting walking towards bed dripping water everywhere
      >get to bed
      >"WAIT! if i succumb and fall into the trippy spiral I'll be listening to nothing but air conditioner hum for 8 hours. i need my headphones!"
      >motor controls are behaving as if there were a 10 second delay
      >spend several minutes crawling to my desk to getbmy headphones
      >they're not there
      >frick where could they be
      >gaze over into the kitchen counter
      >the headphones are there
      >begin the heroic adventure 2 feet over as I'm desperately trying to send signals to my muscles to move me closer
      >the hum intensifies
      >reach the counter and try to plug the headphones into USB port instead tge headphone jack
      >smack myself in the head like leatherface for being such a moron
      >text is completely incomprehensible and it's impossible to navigate the user interface on my phone
      >whatever just hit play to play whatever i last listened to on spotify
      >still have to get over to bed
      >the fricking trek i had to perform to get into my bed as Amy Lee is yelling
      >"I'M GOOOING UUUUNDEEEER"
      >reach the side of bed
      >"I'M FAAALLING FOREEEEEEEVEEEEER"
      >faceplant down on the bed while t-posing
      >"I'VE GOT TO BREAK THROOOOOUUUUGH"
      >the spiral sucks up my conciousness
      >"I'M GOOOING UUUUNDEEEER"
      >explore my sheets for hours listening to Evanescence discography

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >text is completely incomprehensible and it's impossible to navigate the user interface on my phone
        kek know that feel as well as the shit motor skills

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why people like mixing weeds with any psychs. You are just muddying the experience

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, this is the ultimate kino psychedelic experience, frick being around other people for it.

        Just experience it and get on with life, don’t let it make you believe anything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >first time dropping acid
      >8pm
      >group starts laughing until stomachs hurt
      >"aw man it must be 2am by now..."
      >*8:14pm*
      >"jesus christo..."
      >anon goes to the bathroom
      >anon shuts the bathroom door
      >anon lives another life inside that bathroom and finally emerges after what must have been days
      >*8:47pm*
      >"hey anon welcome back! want some food??"
      >get a nice big burrito
      >eat it and watch Duncan Trussell's Midnight Gospel show on Netflix
      >get lost in the changing animations and podcast dialogue
      >friends leave to get something somewhere else, leaving me alone with girl
      >we frick (very wild and interesting time here)
      >finish, clean up, spray air freshener
      >friends get back from whatever they were doing
      >*10:30pm*
      >try to play video game
      >can't operate video game
      >put down video game
      >everyone ends up on a couch with strawberry fields by the beatles playing on loop
      >*2:45am*
      >still listening to music from the record player, probably the beatles something or other
      >go to separate rooms, girl follows me
      >can't sleep, makeout
      >trippy since the room is dark, her face changes shapes and I can almost imagine any person in her place and see that face
      >very fun times
      >*5:33am*
      >finally both tired enough and coming down from the trip
      >sleep
      I didn't expect to feel so drained the next day, but boy did a cup of hot coffee feel great. Almost felt like the hot liquid was bouncing off my rib bones hah.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. normalgay on 250ug
        BRO!! you tripped hard as frick lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can you eat while tripping? I've never had an appetite while tripping and sometimes the thought of eating would be repulsive.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was all I had and I agree, but I arrived there to do acid with them on a very empty stomach.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf seriously.... I can't take a single drug other thank alcohol without having a Salvia trip.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          whatcha mean

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >decide I wanna shitpost during it
      >get online and just kinda feel too lazy to actually do it
      >instead open up notepad and just start typing gibberish really fast
      >start typing faster and faster
      >letters just filling up the screen
      >say to myself "imagine being at computers" or something like that
      >laugh uncontrollably
      >understand the sheer computing power I can play with and almost pass out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >say to myself "imagine being at computers" or something like that
        >laugh uncontrollably
        one time I came back to my shitpost during the trip and I almost died laughing since someone had called me a "larper" and I was larping in other threads since I hadn't given them any (you)s

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine being at computers
        I feel that shit, man.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >take mushrooms
      >sitting outside enjoying the sun and nature
      >feel nothing after an hour and a half
      >decide to take a nap since they must be bad shrooms
      >close eyes
      >immediately transported to another world and have a nice enjoyable trip
      >open my eyes a little every now and then just to make sure I'm still actually awake and not sleeping and dreaming

      was nice

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first high dosage trip I took it after a long night mixing other drugs. My friend never had acid before so he said "if you take some I'll take some too" so I gave him a tab, gave a woman another and took the rest myself right on the spot. In retrospective it was a mistake because we took it with 4 (5 in my case) people that we knew nothing about and we just kind of invited over to his place.
      I got in the roughest thought loop I've ever been to date. I clearly remember internally saying to myself "This is what they mean when they talk about frying your brain" and thinking that on the outside I was probably yelling or having a schizo meltdown or something along those lines.
      At some point the loop subsides and I'm sort of snapping in and out of "existence". I close my eyes and when I open them I'm in a different position in the room and so is everyone else and the feeling I get is that everyone in the room is just trading experiences with eachother rather than just changing position physically. Like we are moving our minds to someone's body and then going back to ours and doing it again with someone else in the room.
      For some reason I also had the recurring though what was happening was from a painting, like the one with the dogs playing poker.
      The last thing I remember before comedown normality is closing my eyes and seeing things go back in time slower first but then faster and faster until things condensed into a circle of light and then opening my eyes to my friend asking "hey man are you okay?"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I got in the roughest thought loop I've ever been to date.
        on time on a come up I washed a slightly surface spotted stainless steel knife for nearly half an hour repeating in my mind "It's steigned", spelled that way, knowing for sure that the word wasn't spelled that way and not being able to figure out it's spelled "stained".

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thought loops are weird and I find them super interesting because of that.
          >Thinking
          >Realize I'm in a loop
          >Realizing I'm in a loop sends me in a loop
          >Try to fight it
          >"Okay to get out of this I need to find when I started the loop!"
          >This send me even further down the loop
          >"Okay okay all I need to do is to not think about the loop and the loop stops... ah frick but this made me think about the loop. Okay okay just don't think about the loop..."
          They used to scare me before I experienced them.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek

          My first high dosage trip I took it after a long night mixing other drugs. My friend never had acid before so he said "if you take some I'll take some too" so I gave him a tab, gave a woman another and took the rest myself right on the spot. In retrospective it was a mistake because we took it with 4 (5 in my case) people that we knew nothing about and we just kind of invited over to his place.
          I got in the roughest thought loop I've ever been to date. I clearly remember internally saying to myself "This is what they mean when they talk about frying your brain" and thinking that on the outside I was probably yelling or having a schizo meltdown or something along those lines.
          At some point the loop subsides and I'm sort of snapping in and out of "existence". I close my eyes and when I open them I'm in a different position in the room and so is everyone else and the feeling I get is that everyone in the room is just trading experiences with eachother rather than just changing position physically. Like we are moving our minds to someone's body and then going back to ours and doing it again with someone else in the room.
          For some reason I also had the recurring though what was happening was from a painting, like the one with the dogs playing poker.
          The last thing I remember before comedown normality is closing my eyes and seeing things go back in time slower first but then faster and faster until things condensed into a circle of light and then opening my eyes to my friend asking "hey man are you okay?"

          when you start thinking people can hear your thoughts or that you are speaking when you aren't is when things get bad

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when you start thinking people can hear your thoughts or that you are speaking when you aren't is when things get bad
            Somehow this has never happened to me. I've done psychedelics literally hundreds of times but I've for the most part always known that I'm just in my own world unless I act weird. I've never had paranoia about people reading my mind or stream of conciousness talking, just the occasionally knowing I'm in public in the day with my pupils the size of sinner plates and bloodshot to hell from chiefing weed on top of it. But I'm also not trying to be actually in public in public. I can also eat fricked up and generally handle normal things except of course like driving which I would never do in that state. God damn this thread is making me want a good one hit quit tab and some blow though. I should grow some mushrooms but they're not the same and I don't know anyone who definitely has acid where I live now. FML might be time to just smoke some meth. Kidding of course. I guess there's always san pedros

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I got in the roughest thought loop I've ever been to date.
        on time on a come up I washed a slightly surface spotted stainless steel knife for nearly half an hour repeating in my mind "It's steigned", spelled that way, knowing for sure that the word wasn't spelled that way and not being able to figure out it's spelled "stained".

        Some of these anecdotes are very relatable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >take mescaline
      >go see the Nightmare on Elm Street remake
      >line between fiction and reality fully severed about 20 minutes in
      >seats behind me rise up to infinity
      >Freddy can enter and exit the screen
      >can see him around corners after getting back to the dorms
      >major storm that night, watch trees be melted away
      >years later, decide to rewatch NOEM remake knowing for sure that it's pure horror kino
      >it's actually shit, not remotely scary at all

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a terrible terrible idea

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was my first time, wanted my first one to be bad just to get it over with. Have had many posi experiences since and zero negative ones. 🙂

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tldr: didnt bang girl I liked, accidentally brought my friend to jail, and had to bail him out
      I've done acid 2.5 times and 2 of them sucked.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >about 4 tabs of lsd
      >400-600micro added
      >start believing aliens are coming to take me
      >not panicking but excited
      >need to get clean before they come
      >take a shower then wear only clean boxers because other clothes are full of bacteria
      >stand at attention for 3 hours middle of my room ready for liftoff
      >aliums dont come

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hmm, yeah."

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mushrooms are fun. The one time I took a lot I basically just sat around listening to music and watched my friend play a video game and that was plenty of stimulation for me. I'd hate to do them in a crowded place like a concert. Also just taking a little made for a pleasant mild high.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      acid is a lot better for things like concerts. Mushrooms are really body heavy and a lot more likely to make you totally confused and completely whacked out, thought wise

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took a bunch of mushrooms and mdma at a cottage once and the stars were swirling in the sky

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Acid gave us hippies so it can not be forgiven as a substance.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Druggies deserve death

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      non-druggies never really lived

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      we all meet death. enjoy life

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every one is just passing through life, all of us destined to die, and you choose to be an butthole with your extremely limited time. Ironically people like you need the trip most of all.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        whooooooa man thats sooooo deeep tell me more

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >took salvia a few times
    >entered dream that I had as a kid of me in the backyard that finally happened. Had some weird high sex after
    >entire room turned into legos and the colors changed clockwise
    >friend takes hit, immediately starts flailing on the ground then tries to launch himself off the balcony

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >entire room turned into legos and the colors changed clockwise
      >friend takes hit, immediately starts flailing on the ground then tries to launch himself off the balcony
      both of these things are what salvia usually does. It tends to cause dysphoria because of it's mechanism of action, and also even if you know what's going to happen it's very fast and very intense. I've done it a couple of dozen times and often tried to "run away from the trip". Also if you look up salvia art it's pretty much all the same thing and people usually report the same stuff. Some people have very different experiences, but more often than not it's closer to what you posted and pic related.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        "psychedelic" art is always gay as frick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          sure but that's also what an actually intense salvia trip looks and feels like, as described by nearly everyone. It's a really fricked up drug and yes it is that strong. It comes on very very fast and completely replaces the world around you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          indeed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Salvia really does feel like you're being pulled in every direction and intertwining with the layers of the floor or walls. Everything turning to blocks and legos while the room detaches into 1000 pieces and fly by your head. The craziest part it's a deliriant and you dont know you just smoked after you just smoked so you become confused and your flight or fight response kicks in

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >try to run away from salvia trip
          >get pulled in a circle to the ground
          >"everything turned into plastic blocks and I felt like I was on a conveyor belt"
          every person, every time

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does this work?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would in no way trust that tik tok shit, but yes making DMT is possible with legally acquired things. At least, that was the case last I cared, 10 years ago.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last time I did Mushrooms I ate half an ounce over two days. My friend had bought an ounce and we were eating them and selling them. Well after we sold two grams we kept eating them. I tripped and had a good time the first day, then the next day we kept eating more and more. I started to have a bad trip. I was very scared. It wasn't until I started to hear a woman's voice in my head that I began to really panic. She kept telling me everyhting was okay, and not to worry. I would argue and say "No, the fact that I can hear you in my mind means that I have become insane" She would disagree and promise me everything was okay. As we argued back in forth I suddenly could not hear or see or feel anything. All of my senses had turned off, or maybe I was taken out of my body and a great power approached me (keep in mind this is incredibly hard to described because I could not use my senses as I mentioned before) The great power said to me through explosions and magnitude of greatness "One day I will show you a power so great that you will never doubt me again" BLAM I am back in my body in a car full of people. I immediatly start screaming at the top of my lungs. I knew that I had just been appraoched by the Creator, God. The woman's voice was gone. I flopped out of the car in a panic vomitting and screaming in sheer terror and horror, like H. P. Lovecraft and his cat were narrating my life. I had been so scared that I could not deal with it.I kept screaming that God was real and Jesus Christ was God, etc. Anyway, I got home, but I found that after the trip I could not smoke weed or drink or take zanex anymore. Anytime I did I would panic. I also had intense perseistant hallucinations and panic attacks. A week later I was talking to my aunt who had asked me what happened to me (I was a shell of my former self because of the great fear that swept over me) I told her and she smiled and said "Don't you remember two weeks ago you and me prayed that God would speak to you?"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I then read the bible and found that everytime someone encountered God they were very scared that God would kill them. I had felt the same way. I then began to study what happens when people expierence other beings on Psychedelics. They always try to teach the person some "truth" about being at peace and one with the world. I was very influenced by The Teachings of Don Juan, back when I was 13, and I had subconsciously believed that those types of drugs could help you find a spirit guide or whatever. Little did I know that those spirit guides are evil spirits who mislead their recipients. The woman's voice was some sort of evil spirit that was going to mislead me because I had opened myself up. God interveined, thankfully, I am now a sober born again Christian and serve Christ. He really had so much mercy on me that night

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and then we all went out for frosty milkshakes.
        the end.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I then read the bible and found that everytime someone encountered God they were very scared that God would kill them. I had felt the same way. I then began to study what happens when people expierence other beings on Psychedelics. They always try to teach the person some "truth" about being at peace and one with the world. I was very influenced by The Teachings of Don Juan, back when I was 13, and I had subconsciously believed that those types of drugs could help you find a spirit guide or whatever. Little did I know that those spirit guides are evil spirits who mislead their recipients. The woman's voice was some sort of evil spirit that was going to mislead me because I had opened myself up. God interveined, thankfully, I am now a sober born again Christian and serve Christ. He really had so much mercy on me that night

      Jesus dude

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    movie?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where the buffalo roam

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ty anon. forgive me for my ignorance.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >high dose of psilocybin mushrooms
    >watch battle beyond the stars feat george peppard
    >it feels like the best movie ever made
    >electrical equipment in the room morphs and transforms into alien navigation tech
    >incredible dude
    >feel inside the movie in my own bespoke craft
    >utterly mesmerised for entire movie
    >watch it again straight
    >its shit
    fantastic experience though

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was offered to compete with a friend via 9 hits of acid followed by salvia
    Aware fully of what lurks in my "subconscious" mind and actively wrestle with that shit daily
    What am I in for?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salvia sucks. Just take the acid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A really, really bad time. Dont do it homie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salvia trips are the worst fricking trips I've ever experienced. I've never mixed the two, feel free to be moronic enough to do so however.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your shitty head-to-toes intense pins n' needles sensation that salvia provides, moron.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play GTA online while on shrooms
    >a lot of people typing in cyrillic and it's space alien runes to me
    >everyone's flying fighter jets and driving tanks in the middle of LA
    >people parachuting in front of me
    >hackers dropping wild amounts of money
    >collect them like a greedy little goblin
    >no-one knows how to drive and everyone keeps running over pedestrians
    >some guy keeps following me with a clown car and honking his melodic horn while i'm driving a bicycle on the beach
    >at some point find myself in someone's penthouse filled with random nonsense things due to hackers again probably
    >whole thing comes across as a training program for aliens who are trying to learn about humanity and they're failing to blend in even a little

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of that happened, you just walked in and out of the player apartment for hours

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that aint true I saw it happen I was hacker #5

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS DUKE IT WAS DUKE

    LUCY I LOVE YOUUUU

    NO DON'T PUT THOSE THINGS ON ME AHHHHH AHHHHHHHH

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well I stomped him. Then I pulled all his teeth out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus. What a thing to lay on someone wuth a headfull of acid.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's touching it with his fingers, those tabs will absorb into his skin so you're only getting maybe 7 hits. I'd ask for more.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhhhh 25i-NBOME. Watching it practically ruin my friends life in front of my eyes, just one tab and one trip. Ten years later and he is still not the same.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      NBombs are very overtly not acid. If it's bitter, spitter and the trip is very different. Non-hippies should stay the frick out of our business. Also your friend is gay and was probably always going to be gay. They're just thoughts. It doesn't matter if the world is flat and controlled by interdimensional aliens who are keeping the secrets of hollow ball earth away from you with EMF radiation. You still just have to live here.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He certainly is a freak. He wasn't going on about fried conspiracy theory shit, he blacked out on the ground and started rolling around and throwing everything out of the way while yelling the same phrase over and over. Our tripsitter was inexperience and probably did the wrong thing, but he held him down by sitting on him to stop him from trashing the room. Anyway four hours of yelling the same shit over and over and he came out looking like the elephant man. The swelling came down about a week later and ever since he's been a drug addict and very unstable (though the addiction thing might not be entirely caused by it)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've had a pretty bad freak out from knowingly doing nbombs and saying frick it what's the worst thing that could happen (refusing to cross a closed down road for an hour, running away from a truck that didn't exist in a field, believing I was jesus, thinking the world was going to end in nuclear war right just now and ranting about how Zeus was a metaphor for old men slinging nukes, having to be grabbed so I didn't run away from fireworks) but your friend sounds like a huge b***h and the rest of however many of you were there were sound like morons. I took way too much on purpose and was corralled by everyone else I knew who was also on (not the same) drugs around me and the only thing I needed them for was to make sure I didn't get lost and make my way to something like a road that was actually open. The experience was immaterial and over once it was over.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't swell like the elephant man though. The rest of us were okay, the walls were a bit wonky for a couple of days but then back to normal. Anyway lick it trust funder

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I assumed you meant that he swelled like the elephant man because he was flailing around and one of you dumb homosexuals essentially beat him up. Also if you think that most hippies are trust fund kids you are moronic. My main drug dealer who ran the big festival circuits before I moved lived in a camper on the county fairgrounds and told me the first time he ever tried meth he shot it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I'm just shitposting really, but have you been to Thailand? Good lord so many upperclass obnoxious c**ts posturing with their perfect dreads and worked out physique, it's unreal

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No but i've met hundreds of wooks and they always have the best LSD, ketamine and blow. They're also usually felons with no drivers license or really even a home

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ranting about how Zeus was a metaphor for old men slinging nukes
            ha ha. The things people come up with on drugs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not testing your shit before using it

      a good reagent kit is like $40

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That stuff is literally poison. My entire body felt like it was hurting. Like everything other than curling into a ball physically made me sick. Not to mention the high was complete garbage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >synthetic
      >fatal at high doses
      Hard pass, good Lord

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you've never experienced ego dissolution on high dose psychedelics lower your tone when you're speaking to me.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drug addicts are absolutely pathetic. They can literally only talk about drugs and their trips as if it's so fricking interesting and mind-blowing. Protip: nobody gives a shit about the time you did le heckin drugaronis

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you came into a thread that is overtly about drugs to whine about drugs. People don't get addicted to psychedelics, drug addicts suck dick and steal xbox controllers to find their needle habit, and extended trip reports are extremely fricking boring.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trip out
    >Start thinking I've pissed my pants
    >I never have though
    WHY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same thing happened to me when i took shrooms. Sensation of warmth like i pissed and shit myself, nerve endings goin wild I guess

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Love the book
    >Start the movie
    >Bombarded by Depp's "performance" as Duke
    >Turn movie off without finishing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish he never was.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they were close friends
      >he lived in Hunter's basement for like 18 months to get his mannerisms down
      >you've watched the entire movie
      >you read the book after
      >it's one of the few movies that is almost unanimously agreed to be better than the book because it's literally just the book as a movie
      >this never happened
      who are you even trying to big benis here you impossibly gay homosexual?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who are you even trying to big benis here you impossibly gay homosexual?
        I'm not. I just didn't like it. Shocking, I know.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't eating acid burn a hole in your stomach?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's already acid in your stomach dummy, it;s immune to it by now.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being too scared to enjoy an altered reality for a while. Even a cat can enjoy tripping on catnip.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are so many cool druggies ITT. wow, you guys are really cool!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tyvm

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stupid b***h pussy boy DARE pig
      Imagine actually being such a boring, insufferable little pussy such as yourself.

      lmfao. Grow some hair on your balls you little homosexual.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I trip on the hair in my balls homosexual. Come and give me a little kiss if you're such a big man. You won't.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll come down there and suck your dick right now, what now pussy?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Suck it good enough and I'll power bottom you're pelvis to dust after I'm done Nutting on you're teeth. I won't even enjoy it though cuz I'm not gay like you.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive done my fair share of acid, shrooms, and estacy. Imo, it helps when you have women around.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MELTING LIGHTS OFF THE WALLS I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND YALL

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I DON'T EVER WANNA GO TO SLEEP, I JUST WANNA KEEP ON GROOVIN'
        I'LL TAKE ANYTHING THAT YOU WON'T KEEP, ANYTHING THAT KEEPS ME MOVIN'
        ATE ALL THE STARS ABOVE MY HEAD, THAT'S WHY I'M ROCKIN' THE MOON EYES
        WHILE ALL YOU SLACKERS ARE IN BED, I'M STILL KICKIN' BY SUNRISE
        MELTING LIGHTS (MELTING LIGHTS) OFF THE WALLS
        I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND Y'ALL
        MELTING LIGHTS (MELTING LIGHTS) OFF THE WALLS
        I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND Y'ALL
        CAME TO IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PEAK, NOW IT'S TIME TO WANDER
        GROOVIN' TO THE RHYTHM OF MY FEET LEAVES MORE TIME TO PONDER
        KICKED THE DAY OFF WITH LUCE AND MARY JANE, GOT ME FEELIN' TOO FINE
        BUMPED INTO SOME KETAMOLICAINE, WASHED IT DOWN WITH MOONSHINE
        MELTING LIGHTS (MELTING LIGHTS) OFF THE WALLS
        I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND Y'ALL

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would kill for some acid, ketamolicaine and moonshine right now. I gotta get to a disco biscuits or phish show post haste

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick I want some moonshine too now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          THE UNTZ IS THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN BROWNIE DROPS THE BOMBS LIKE NAPALM ON YOUR GROOVE JUNGLE AKA SOUL, MANGS CHILLS TO THE SIDE WITH THE SWANG DIP SWANG DIP SWANG DIP, A BUNKER BOMB TO YOUR DEEMSTER TRENCH AKA MINDS EYE. ALAN CHILLS IN THE BACK WITH THE TSKA TSKA TSKA, A GROOVE MISSLE SET ON B'GOCK, AND BARBS BRINGS IT ALL BACK HOME WITH THE DEEDLE DE DEE DEEDLE DE DEE, A PSYCHIC BREAKDOWN MINE, HIDDEN IN THE TRANCE PASTURE, BLOWING OPEN YOUR BISCO CHAKRA, THAT IS THE UNTZ.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >completely overestimated tolerance level
    >remember looking at a clock and it unironically going backwards and each tic felt like 5 seconds

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PAT DABNEY SOLD ME COCAINE PRODUCT CUT WITH DEWORMING AGENTS, THEN PAT DABNEY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE TO STEAL PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE PRODUCT THAT WAS SOLD TO ME IN WELLINGTON, FLORIDA BY PAT DABNEY, COCAINE TRAFFICKER.

    PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE PRODUCT WAS NOT ONLY ILLEGALLY OBTAINED THROUGH FRAUD, I ONCE SAW PAT DABNEY TAKE HIS COCAINE PRODUCT (PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE) AND TURN PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE PRODUCT INTO PAT DABNEY SMOKABLE COCAINE PRODUCT, A.K.A. PAT DABNEY CRACK COCAINE. PAT DABNEY MAY BE THE SLIMIEST COCAINE DEALER IN WELLINGTON FLORIDA.

    ON TOP OF SELLING CRACK COCAINE AND PAT DABNEY COCAINE PRODUCT, PAT DABNEY AND HIS COCAINE ROUTINELY CHEATS ON HIS RONI NIPPED WIFE WITH SOME DIRT COCAINE prostitute FOR PAT DABNEY COCAINE AND PAT DABNEY CRACK COCAINE IN WELLINGTON, FLORIDA, WHERE PAT DABNEY SELLS MOST OF PAT DABNEY COCAINE PRODUCT.

    PAT DABNEY LOVES TO DO PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE AND HIT HIS DAUGTER WHEN PAT DABNEY RUNS OUT OF PAT DABNEY ROCK BASED COCAINE PRODUCT.PAT DABNEY SOLD ME COCAINE PRODUCT CUT WITH DEWORMING AGENTS, THEN PAT DABNEY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE TO STEAL PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE PRODUCT THAT WAS SOLD TO ME IN WELLINGTON, FLORIDA BY PAT DABNEY, COCAINE TRAFFICKER.

    PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE PRODUCT WAS NOT ONLY ILLEGALLY OBTAINED THROUGH FRAUD, I ONCE SAW PAT DABNEY TAKE HIS COCAINE PRODUCT (PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE) AND TURN PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE PRODUCT INTO PAT DABNEY SMOKABLE COCAINE PRODUCT, A.K.A. PAT DABNEY CRACK COCAINE. PAT DABNEY MAY BE THE SLIMIEST COCAINE DEALER IN WELLINGTON FLORIDA.

    PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE PRODUCT WAS NOT ONLY ILLEGALLY OBTAINED THROUGH FRAUD, I ONCE SAW PAT DABNEY TAKE HIS COCAINE PRODUCT (PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE) AND TURN PAT DABNEY'S COCAINE PRODUCT INTO PAT DABNEY SMOKABLE COCAINE PRODUCT, A.K.A. PAT DABNEY CRACK COCAINE. PAT DABNEY MAY BE THE SLIMIEST COCAINE DEALER IN WELLINGTON FLORIDA.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let’s set the stage:

    It’s 100 degrees out in the summertime and you’ve been partying all day on lot. You’ve got a solid crew of your bros who all partake in some heavy Orange Sunshine an hour or so before you head in. There are over 100k people at the show and you all have floor tickets. You get into the venue, covered in sweat, coming up super hard. You go in early to get up close. You and your bros cram your way up to the front of the packed, sweaty, hot, stadium floor. The doses are kicking in full force and everyone’s faces are at that level. The band comes out, and there’s Bobby, baring his legs and moose knuckling in his cut offs. The women start to go crazy, and you and your bros can’t stop staring at his big, muscular, tan thighs. You start to question your sexuality. You feel one of your bros pressed against you. You’re surrounded by tens of thousands of people with no way out. Bobby’s thighs. Packed like sardines. Hell in a Bucket starts up. The temperature rises. You forget what band is playing. One of your bros faints. You stare at Bobby’s thighs. You take your shirt off. It’s too much to handle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard about K making you gay but this is next-level.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Advice: Prepare yourself and your crew to say NO when hot chicks ask to use the bathroom.

    I've been a part of an RV for three festivals. People wander over and ask to use the bathroom. It's easy to say NO to some random wook. But, it's really hard to say NO to a cute 22 year old chick. Trust me, she is a Siren. You need to be strong and say NO to her. You need to tell your buds to also say no to her. Practice saying no together while you're sober, before you get in. Because it's hard as hell when you're eight beers deep to say no to a hot chick.

    She and her hot friend will come over and chat you up for five minutes then ask. THey might bum a smoke and sit in your chairs or on your lap. After five or ten minutes, she'll ask, as if she just thought of it, "Hey, would you mind

    Senario 1:
    "Hey would you mind if I use your bathroom real quick?"
    You'll say, "Hmm, no. We're not really supposed to let people use it…"
    She's say, "Pleeease…. I'll just use it for a second. No one will even know." Then she'll make eyes at you, touch your shoulder or your face.
    You'll say, "Look, no one is aloud to poop in there. Right?"
    She'll say, "I don't poop, silly. And, even if I did, I promise I wouldn't poop in your RV."
    You'll say, "Okay, just be quick."
    She'll give the high sign to two of her friends that where hanging back. Four chicks go into your RV. They all take turns shitting because they don't give a frick about you or your RV. Since they haven't shit in two days, it's foul. You didn't think cute little 22 year old girls couldn't shit like that. They can. Worse, they all help themselves to a vodka drink with plenty of ice on the way out, because they're privileged b***hes and they deserve to drink your drinks. They don't clean up where they spilled the mixers. They take your last clean cups. They try to bum smokes or smoke. The one girl says thanks over her shoulder as she walks away. You never see those b***hes again. But, you smell their shit for the next three days.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scenario 2
      "Hey, would you mind if I use your bathroom real quick."
      You'll say, "Absolutely not. There is no way."
      She's say, "Pleeease…. I'll just use it for a second." Then she'll make eyes at you, touch your shoulder or your face.
      You say: "Haha, you think your little puppy dog face is going to work on me? I'm not your boyfriend or your daddy. Your not going into my RV. End of story."
      She'll say something like, "You're a jerk" and storm off because this is the third time in her life she hasn't gotten her way. She walks to the next RV, bats her eyes, and shits in that RV.

      Another scenario includes her implying there might be be sexual favors for use of the bathroom. The only sexual favors will be her fricking you by shitting all over the place, taking your booze, and leaving.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scenario 2
      "Hey, would you mind if I use your bathroom real quick."
      You'll say, "Absolutely not. There is no way."
      She's say, "Pleeease…. I'll just use it for a second." Then she'll make eyes at you, touch your shoulder or your face.
      You say: "Haha, you think your little puppy dog face is going to work on me? I'm not your boyfriend or your daddy. Your not going into my RV. End of story."
      She'll say something like, "You're a jerk" and storm off because this is the third time in her life she hasn't gotten her way. She walks to the next RV, bats her eyes, and shits in that RV.

      Another scenario includes her implying there might be be sexual favors for use of the bathroom. The only sexual favors will be her fricking you by shitting all over the place, taking your booze, and leaving.

      Real talk anyone can take advantage of you but you are right. Hot chicks have a tendancy to be masters of manipulation. Its very important to watch out for them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scenario 2
      "Hey, would you mind if I use your bathroom real quick."
      You'll say, "Absolutely not. There is no way."
      She's say, "Pleeease…. I'll just use it for a second." Then she'll make eyes at you, touch your shoulder or your face.
      You say: "Haha, you think your little puppy dog face is going to work on me? I'm not your boyfriend or your daddy. Your not going into my RV. End of story."
      She'll say something like, "You're a jerk" and storm off because this is the third time in her life she hasn't gotten her way. She walks to the next RV, bats her eyes, and shits in that RV.

      Another scenario includes her implying there might be be sexual favors for use of the bathroom. The only sexual favors will be her fricking you by shitting all over the place, taking your booze, and leaving.

      [...]
      Real talk anyone can take advantage of you but you are right. Hot chicks have a tendancy to be masters of manipulation. Its very important to watch out for them.

      Think about the reason why it is hard to say no to an attractive girl. Now realize that everyone feels that way. She encounters almost no barriers in her life. All doors are open. She literally will not think twice about using you and leaving you high and dry, it's her MO. It's her whole life.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea i agree that its one of the unfortunate truths of life but there are some things you can do about it so that bullshit doesnt always happen.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the South rules, here's why:

    it's because the south is better. we throw a better party than you, we are more polite than you, we have hotter chicks than you, our food is better than yours, we win hard on the reg and you don't, we have respect for the finer things, we are smarter than you, believe it or not, we're actually much more cultured than you.

    news flash flat brimmed camden homosexual, we've been on tour. we just did it off of our parents money when we were attending college on our parents' dime. now we're all rich, important and play golf and go to the beach with our hot fricking trophey wife while you people tour really nice places like philly, baltimore and camden. sorry homosexual, that was soooo 1999 for us. but keep making yourself feel better by telling us we're a bunch of frat spoiled losers. in all reality, you're the loser, you're still on phish t00r. luuulllzzzzzzzzz

    i'll think about you on the 18th green over looking the ocean before i go and drink a fricking $15 girly drink and lick my fake titted wives butthole. enjoy that nitrous hit t00r rat.

    that's why the alpharetta run dominated - even the 4 yankee homosexuals on stage knew they were playing for a group of winners, unlike most nights when they're playing for a bunch of washed up has been's.

    our energy is better, our wh0ars are hotter and we win on the reg. can't wait for the next run, which will probably next year around the same time. have fun at deer creek for the 30th time homosexual. :

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take acid
    >lose capacity for any verbal communication at points
    >come down
    >grasp of language and diction has significantly increased over normal
    Strange shit

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Dickface with the some odd 80 fricking shows or whatever it is. It was a legit question using software that I've never used. What does it matter? If you know the answer, fricking answer the question rather than be a complete fricking butthole on the board. Been around these parts 10x longer than you have and your kind, son, make me want to fricking puke. Good thing your pic isn't up because if it was I'd fricking kick the living shit out of you if I EVER saw you at a show

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based phantasy tour copyposter. Post the one about the kid being born and blasted with DMT from a bong

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff.
      The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.

      This is where it gets crazy...
      It was so fricking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fricking gross. All of a sudden, this fricking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party b***h!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit!

      The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.

        The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?).
        And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fricking CHEEK OPEN!

        there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.

        Shit was crazy as hell.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wild story man, thanks for sharing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff.
      The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived.

      This is where it gets crazy...
      It was so f****** dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its f****** gross. All of a sudden, this f****** kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party b****!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and s***!

      The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd.

      He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.

      The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?)

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't had a decent acid hookup/contact for nearly 10 years now
    >still hankering for some
    Don't give me that darkweb or mushroom crap. I want acid. Good acid, not that NBO-MExx crap all the kids are doing nowadays.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to a hippie show and know who's who.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not going to find a better source than darkweb

        protip: GG

        que
        Acid is probably the safest thing you can source from darkweb ngl, just paper with no odor. Regardless just go to a dead show or something where the wooks and free spirit mfs will be there, they usually try to only get legit tabs and shrooms.

        >just trust complete strangers bro
        Yeah, great fricking advice you morons.

        I don't think acid is around anymore, unironically. it's always an analogous research chem.

        It hasn't completely vanished from circulation, but good fricking luck finding it when everyone is peddling RCs since they're much more profitable.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not going to find a better source than darkweb

      protip: GG

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think acid is around anymore, unironically. it's always an analogous research chem.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro acid is literally everywhere in my city. just find the college kids.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But...are you testing it? Who is synthesizing it? Not the college kids. Are they testing it? It's likely a research chem, bro.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      que
      Acid is probably the safest thing you can source from darkweb ngl, just paper with no odor. Regardless just go to a dead show or something where the wooks and free spirit mfs will be there, they usually try to only get legit tabs and shrooms.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    im going to vegas in september bros what should i do / eat / drink / frick / smoke / take / play / experience?

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate psychedelics
    Can't believe I used to torture myself with them
    Basically hell for 10 hours
    I get scared sometimes knowing there is a non zero chance you might just get dosed out of nowhere someday because acid is so small

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s 5am and I’m on vacation but I’m restless and haven’t slept even though my gf expects a schedule of me, oddly enough, should I just stay up and plan for drowsiness tomorrow or should I try and salvage with some brief deep before probably 7am when she’s up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Getting up at 7am on vacation

      How can you do this?

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took acid every weekend for two years. Anyone who can't handle psychedelics is a midwit. Mainly played games and watched kino on it. It's surprising how much better a stupid premise like the first Dr Strange can be while tripping balls.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I pretty much agree with this. First time I took acid, I was just playing around recreationally acting like I could reach gnosis because that sounded fun for me, last time I took acid I just played bloodborne for 8 hours and thought about how unimportant the feeling was because I basically poisoned myself on purpose for fun.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys I’m finally stopping smoking weed every moment of my life and boys let me tell you the lack of hunger is something else. I’ll probably lose a bunch of weight if I keep this up. Did you know that when you eat out or make food, you really only need a serving? It’s crazy I got a six inch sub from subway and I had a few bites and I swear to god I was done. I imagine it’s going to be a long journey to take my life seriously again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah its wild but instead of stopping imma neck myself instead

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s rough man

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friends have encouraged me to do acid with them a few times but I'm terrified of it. Shit sounds scary.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don’t want to do it, that makes sense, but if you do end up doing it, just remember, if you start to feel weird remember you poisoned yourself on purpose for fun and it will be over by the end of the day

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