Here's your Icelandic love interest from the 9th century bro
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Here's your Icelandic love interest from the 9th century bro
Here's your Icelandic love interest from the 9th century bro
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thanks
she's not supposed to be icelandic but I'll have her anyway, she cute
>she cute
ebonics is cancer, stop it, seek hep
okay thanks dude we'll just be on our way now
She is Slavic not Icelandic
She was Russian, did you even see the film?
>9th century
>Perfect skin, teeth, hair
The idea that people were perpetually unhealthy in the past, and became decrepit and died when they were in their 30's is horseshit. People back then were much healthier, and lower life expectancy had more to do with living in a constant struggle against nature and their fellow man.
Barbarians were strong and healthy, urbanites were small and weak. This goes back thousands of years. Hunter gatherers were healthier than the original farmers. Neolithic revolution destroyed humanity.
Any way to explain this?
Being gatherers and not eating any kind of cereal surely would be worse no?
>Anya
>Perfect skin, teeth, hair
Hold on there's not enough shit filter in this. I can still see the movie ! outrageous
imagine the smell
>hygiene wasn’t invented until 1900
It’s so moronic that people actually believe this
Yeah no shit, people could bathe in a river and what not, but they are outside or in non ac buildings and what have your, a pussy is going to reek in those conditions. Hell a women in modern day can wake up shower and come home hours later and there will be a smell due to her peeing, shitting and having their legs closed, now make it a women who works outside all day and the smell is even worse, and this is just from a modern day women. Women back then didnt bathe every single day, maybe every other day, but not daily, and the condition they are in equals a smelly pussy, so get over your history show you watched and accept pussy stinks, and it stank way worse in the past.
Great points but I love stinky stanky pussy
>they are outside or in non ac buildings
Before anyone else can ask, yes Americans really
Hahahahahahaha
Is that a Viking sanitary pad?
That should've been me REEEEEEEE
Hyperborean princess.
Why are her eyebrows so much darker than her hair?
cute
Icelanders don't look like that.
They were Irish slaves for women back then or Norwegian. Don't know where you nonhistory educated people get Russia from. Russia didn't even exist then
in the movie she is captured as a slave in slavic lands and transported to Iceland
She is captured in Finland which is Nordic not slavic
No, the village raid took place in "the land of the Rus"
I'm not putting this movie on again to prove myself right because I know I'm right.
you are wrong
>I know I'm right.
Please do everyone a favor and have a nice day.
>Verification not required.
I take that as a sign.
She is captured in Rusland and speaks (broken) Russian throughout the movie
Her name is Olga which is broken Russian for Helga.
You mean broken swedish
>She is captured in Finland which is Nordic not slavic
Is that the girl from Bourne Identity?
No but they're closely related on account of her ancestors being raped by Finnish vikings
Just watch the fricking flick jfc
Technically Iceland didn't exist then either. It wasn't settled until 9th century so if this is set back then no one would be there
>explicitly stated as being in "The Land of the Rus" when she is enslaved
>wHeRe DiD yOu GeT rUsSiA fRoM?
More precisely she was captured in what is probably modern day Ukraine.
I'm not opening a YouTube link
Not that guy you replied to but why?
Youtube tracks links from Cinemaphile.
Then they have your IP and you stop being anonomous
So if you ever post anything they now have your IP and can see who you are
Meh, I have a dynamic IP and it changes literally every day. Also you think they can't see what you're doing before you go to youtube?
Cinemaphile is anonymous so they can't track you
Your ISP can see you accessing the Cinemaphile domain you total brainlet.
Anyway, this all been a nice little distraction from you being completely wrong about aspects of the movie.
Why would they want to?
>Why would your ISP "want to" see you accessing accessing the Cinemaphile domain?
Oh, I don't know, maybe because a machine with your IP address made the request to do so, and they're they ones providing your internet connection. Maybe that's why they'd "want to." Do you seriously not know how anything on the internet works?
>Cinemaphile is anonymous so they can't track you
>Youtube tracks links from Cinemaphile.
What a load of technologically illiterate bullshit.
>is completely wrong about the movie
>is completely wrong and moronic about an entirely unrelated subject
hmmm
Is are you a zoomer who thought being an "anonymous" poster on Cinemaphile means you're hiding behind 7 proxies?
are you a schizo who thinks the gubberment is tracking his every move because he's so incredibly interesting?
What on earth about my post implies anything like that? In fact I'm pointing out that posting on Cinemaphile is the opposite of hiding things from the government.
who cares if they find out. I'll call them a Black person and go on with my day
you are on a thread about a viking movie and the link is to a scene of said movie, youre not discussing how to bomb joe bidens boat to little saint james, stop being a paranoid moron
btw you are wrong about it too
Wow what an infortunate body
Still okay imo but it was a lot better before she lost all that weight.
She looks Icelandic here
I love that she's gone on record and said she doesn't like wearing bras
I've rewatched this webm in slowmotion and felt funny in my pants.
Anything to take attention from the football field between her eyes.
>she's not obese
>I'M LITERALLY GOING INSAAAANE
your loss, i like skinny hoes
btw very skinny women and tall women give you high iq sons, there are even studies about that, beware thiccbros
>Mother is short and obese
So that's why.
Wide hips & fat breasts make big brained babies. No im not talking about fat chicks.
She does nothing for me at all but is probably the most attractive zoomer actress actually getting regular work.
Foy thoughbiet
I liked her until i found out she was a midget. Her looks only work with being tall
Why have I been seeing short women get the manlet treatment on here?
Agree on looks but she doesn’t get regular work
>thoughbeit
Anon, knock it off.
Because idiots like
are too big of cowards to just tell us they're homosexual without encoding it, they think we won't notice or something.
Delete
pretty sure Norse in the west wouldn't be importing someone from that far away
they'd just use Irish slaves
Icelanders were idiots. They thought Ireland was West of Iceland as such they called Irish people
Icelander here. The Irish were called Westmen (Vestmenn). Because Ireland was far west from Norway. And early settlers here considered themselves Norwegians. Not because they thought Ireland was west of Iceland.
Wait, I just got trolled didn't I?
Icleanders are still stupid fishing in ice holes
More like IceAgeic
Thanks. She's not Icelandic but I wouldn't expect this fricking site along with any basic plot or dialogue
>wouldn't expect this fricking site along with any basic plot or dialogue
What are you trying to say moron
Meh. I buy it.
Literal perfection
When is it ever once mentioned they were in Iceland?
thanks!
She played in the northman? Now I need to see this.
>Here's your Icelandic love interest from the 9th century bro
Thanks!
PLAP PLAP PLAP out of GET PREGNANT
>middle ages iceland
>not populated by irish larping as danes
dropped
checked but 9th century iceland was still about 50% norse
she should be black
>IM ACTING!!
At least she is not black or ugly.
why didn't you do more to support The Northman?
>committed mothers
Committed to what exactly?
Her jaw's too weak to be nordic
dude, people barely showered back then, and when they did, it wasnt thorough enough to get rid of that funk
plus, lice...
Elric?
>Icelandic love interest from the 9th century bro
Actually, she was a captured slavic slave.