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>Yo Romeo, yo Romeo! Where yo ass been?!
Just more cultural theft by parasites who refuse to get their own culture, lore, and history.
Yep. Then she yells at him for forgetting the menthols.
Ok Holland must have a humiliation fetish
Put a ski mask over the face and I bet she gives god tier sloppy bjs
You mean ritual.
Why does he love getting blacked so much?
I think zrndeya is making him do it to prove loyalty or some shit.
KISS ME MASSA TOM
Black folk are so ugly.
Dear Lord is that an abo?
> is that an abo
-mination? Yes.
Oh my gosh. I have never heard of her before (hence her being a newcomer) but she is stunning. That photo = wow. Going to have to look up some of her work since I can't see this production. I'm sure she'll be great!
I will never call Zendaya ugly ever again
What does it feel like to kiss those kind of lips, bro?
Like bags of sand
Wtf is that? Hollywood israelite roasties going crazy. They pushing the wmbf desperately. Women in the creative industry is a fricking mistake
No way that's not a man. Even the fists are of a man's
That’s an English rose, sweaty.
Kek.
Couldn't they atleast find one that's not a pig faced bantu Black person? Some black girls can look nice, considered they are black. Rarely they are even hot as frick.
Obviously the manly pig faced niggs are the representation of 99% of blacks but cmon. Not like the goal is not public humiliation and destruction of white culture, sponsored by rabbies.
They need more white genes the ones they have are straight from Africa.
alot of these movies and shows are now produced by ugly DEI baboon women who wanna project themselves into the main role
Yep
Bomb incoming
Earl sweatshirt trying to be an actor now I guess
Is anyone ever going to give an explanation on why they have to be ugly? You can find millions of beautiful black women all over the internet, hell, I can walk out my house and find a couple of pretty hot black chicks just walking their dogs, WHY HIRE THE UGLIEST PIECE OF SHIT YOU CAN FIND, isn't the point to make people like black people? I am really missing the point here? Because if you want people to love and cherish black people you get some good looking ones to represent them.
halle berry in the flintstones
Yaba daba doooo
yeah she looks great there
>anyone ever going to give an explanation on why they have to be ugly
In 100% of cases they are activist plants set up by a company pushing DIE stuff, and all of these morons are always ugly as frick.
Should have just got Laura Harrier again
leftists hate beauty
why is that?
like do leftist think "omg, I could've been born an uglier person..." and thus live vicariously through this philosophical thought?
Progressives hate excellence, and beauty is a form of excellence, so they have to be ugly.
I've genuinely seen leftists argue that pushing beautiful aesthetics is fascist-coded
leftists
hate
beauty
Makes sense they'd find the manliest chick possible for the world's most transparent closet case
NOT A FRICKING homosexual
This is a joke right?
Even they must realise their a walking caricature.
A whole world to pick from and they couldn't find a pretty black girl???
It's actually pretty common for closet-homos to be into sheboons. It's pretty much another form of sodomy considering they're closer to beasts than they are to humans.
That dude was in the Barksdale crew.
>Sir, they've accepted attractive light-skinned mulatto women
>excellent, proceed with operation Zendaya
>Sir, operation Zendaya was a complete success.
>subarashi....remove all negress limiters and safety protocols
>sir, this could destroy us all
>PROCEED
Disgusting
It's a theater prod. So she'll be far away enough and caked in stage makeup that maybe, just maybe she won't look like Cookie from Ned's Declassified.
>O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Juliet, as I always pictured her.
>she's right behind me isn't she
Why do they not just get Black folk but the ugliest Black folk imaginable?
Because nowadays it's about making chuds seethe more than anything else
This is literally it but under the guise of avoiding the "male gaze".
Even women want to see attractive women onscreen. This is just perverse anti-beauty.
>Because nowadays it's about pandering to browns more than anything else
FTFY.
Demoralization. You will stare at them and you have no other choice. It's a show of power and societal control.
but what if I just don't watch it
they'll make everything around you ugly so you have to watch it even peripherally
>You will stare at them and you have no other choice.
You mean other than not watching any of their shit? That's what I do and Im fine. Haven't paid for tickets in a decade. Don't even download them or talk about them shit movies except here or leaving some snarky comments and downvotes on YouTube.
Because they get a kick out of shoving absurdities in your face and knowing you can't say anything without getting cancelled
undermine normalcy
The purpose of a system is what it does
WE WUZ CAPULETS!!!!
I'm convinced it's just to get attention for mediocre projects.
demoralisation ritual
To rub your face in it and make you angry. If the Juliet was a pretty black girl most people could get over it and ignore it, but they cast the most repulsive masculine creature in a role that has almost always been played by gentle feminine white girls.
>make you angry
How though? I can easily ignore it and just go to a theater production and see it done properly?
Most people they are trying to anger have already lost interest and it's not even in production yet.
>just go to a theater production and see it done properly
lol
lmao
They genuinely think that beauty standards are social construct and that people are mindless sheep.
And as such, they want to force a new standard top down style in order to ''change'' society. They are not wrong, you are.
unironically humiliation ritual
white genocide project
What’s your reaction when you see this stuff
I hate Black folk and unlike I don’t think that less ugly Black folk will solve the issue for me.
But there’s also zero chance I’ll watch this or take my kids to watch it.
One thing I notice when I see these things is that I remember earlier versions and regardless of any prior opinions I might have held, my esteem for them immediately and perceptibly increases.
Leftists love to lift up the ugly, weak, and uneducated to be idealized. They are broken inside from bad childhoods. While a normal person thinks of great leadership or heroic actions or extremely hard work and success as aspects of a great person, they think of disability, obesity, unattractiveness, persecution, and moronation, the struggles of overcoming being less than, that makes someone great.
Representation matters.
Unironically, humiliation ritual.
leftists hate beauty
on the one hand, it does seem that there's a concerted effort to not put attractive black women in these race-swapped roles, but on the other hand, if you have the displeasure of encountering black women on a regular basis, then you'll realise that the vast majority of them ARE just that fricking ugly.
Ugly people need jobs too. Gibe us guys some hope.
They like blacks AND uglyness.
If the shoe was on my foot and I ran a demoralization campaign in a defeated Israel I would probably do the same just for laughs. I would just make waves and waves of media about how israeli girls love black wiener and replace everything beautiful about their people with ugly Africans.
But israeli girls (and israeli men) do love black wiener unironically. They have an extensive history of Black person fetishism for whatever reason.
>They have an extensive history of Black person fetishism for whatever reason.
They've been involved in the slave trade for thousands of years. Their cuckold fetish evolved out of having their wives sleep with their slaves.
Post face
At this point they are doing it on purpose. When was the last time the diversity hire in the UK was indian or a paki?
Not seen Downing Street lately?
Dev Patel's career.
Who's the director and casting agent
Why abuse european literature? If their culture is so great, surely there's a play from Africa about love they could perform, no?
bong genes kick in
He looks good???
I'm sorry for you
Why cant fricking white actors just get on tret and sunscreen?
White Zoomers don't wear sunscreen because it makes them feel insecure about not being Black
He's starting to look like (current day) Drake Bell
anyone else noticed a lot of closeted actors age poorly?
they do a lot of drugs and partying. only one that has aged well is cavill
Twinkdeath is no joke
Irish
Bruh looks old enough for an adaptation of spider man reign
His messy eyebrows annoy the shit out of me.
I'm so tired of black people
Average Italian.
I'm sure there's already been every possible combination of romeo and juliet by now several times over, if you think this is shocking you must be extremely sheltered or underage.
Here is the entire cast
Fricking hell tom, just drop out. this is gonna be professional suicide.
After this?
he's already dead (as an actor)
I don't know if you've noticed but he doesn't really have a career worth mentioning
Disastrous. So you can't even do theatre productions without stuffing the cast full of Black folk anymore, huh?
I have refused to see any RSC performance for years now because every single fricking time its chock full of baboons. I just want to watch Shakespeare FFS in period costume without fricking Black folk.
> 90% black
Is this takes place in the ghetto?
Have you ever been to Verona? Yes.
>2 white guys
>1 is probably israeli
this is what diversity looks like
Director is likely alt-left or gay, so this is their resentment of white straights (which never includes white women who are now in management)
>Director is likely alt-left or gay
Quite likely. This is him.
I find a lot of gays in showbiz end up with resentment towards the straight public. Especially if they had to ~hide and still weren't successful, so they blame the public instead for their own choices. They become easy bootlickers for the 1% determined to depop the 99%
>I find a lot of gays in showbiz end up with resentment towards the straight public.
More like towards anybody straight.
>why are tattoogays always the biggest leftoid cucks
If you call this level of tattooing what really is, self-mutilation, then everything makes more sense. Some schizoanon once explained how this insatisfaction with one own body is similar to gender dysphoria, that's why so many bodybuilders troon out at some point. Basically these people are unhappy with what they have and who they are but instead of pursuing happiness or changing their minds they try to change their appearence and set everything around them on fire thinking that if they change these enough at some point they will find happiness.
They try to change their lives by self-destruction instead of improvement, and since they can only double down now you know why there are so many clown looking people on the left.
lmao why are tattoogays always the biggest leftoid cucks
he looks just like that english cuckold who likes sucking on black dildos. what is it with 'closet' homosexuals and their sticker book larp?
Seems like a theater director, this is other film of his, and the woman is a Black too here
How could they do this to my boy Cyrano..
This was Roxane btw
>Cyrano with McAkino
>Cyrano is now a manlet surrounded by Black folk
Brave.
30 years ago this guy probably would've been some ultra badass with tats like that, but now I see him and just know he fetishizes wearing his covidcuck mask, supports le heckin BLM and likes writing thinly veiled threats to Kyle Rittenhouse on twatter.
looks like he was afab
Brain damage
gays are like pajeets, only cast their own kind
and Black folk
and Black personhomosexuals, mostly.
I can see the AIDS from here
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>Jamie Lloyd (born 1980 in Poole, Dorset[1]) is a British director, best known for his work with his eponymous theatre company (The Jamie Lloyd Company).[2][3][4] He is known for his modern minimalism and expressionist directorial style.[5][6][7][8] He is a proponent of affordable theatre for young and diverse audiences, and has been praised as "redefining West End theatre".
If what said is true and this is theater, makes sense. Tom will shine among these nobodies, probably the idea is "yeah tom acting mogs the whole cast".
>8 out of 12 are Black folk
>they are only 13% of the population
official american religion is Black person worship
This is a British production, moron
oh damn. of course it's the bongs who outpozz the burgers
They're only 4% of the UK, where this travesty is being staged.
freema agyeman is in her mid 40s and still hasn't had sex with me, what's her problem?
>Juliet's guardian is hotter than she is
So it's an interracial romance and the families are against it?
Megan Markle wrote the script, correcting Shakespeare with her own powerful experience.
i don't remember camera operators being in romeo & juliet
>they even put the camera operator in just so they could advertise how how many Blacks they own
kek
Need a freema wife
Camera Operator is my favourite Shakespeare character
kek
Bet is some hood version so the camera is the chorus or something. Show how out of loop this guy is, cameras instead of phones.
Im tired bros please give me a white pill
>black woman is Tom Holland's father
Thought that was Ellen Page for a second. Every one of them looks like they took a picture of a real person and then altered it a bit to make them uncanny. This could turn out as horror kino.
Boys n Verona
I swear to God, leftists keep trying manifest Hitler 2.0.
Good heavens
>Please bro, swap Juliet and the nurse
Hahahahahahah. 14% of the population. 60% of the cast . These left homosexuals are obsessed with them.
Shiet
this is a joke right? there aren't really this many ugly people in hollywood, right?
This isn't a Hollywood production. It's not even a TV series or film.
alright that makes sense. i was gonna say, even with what hollywood is today, they wouldn't allow this many uggos in one production. unfrickable theater kids, that makes sense.
I wouldn't be so sure though, with "Chani" and or black Ariel, blackwashing is being enforced
i would begrudgingly frick both those 4/5s. nobody on that poster looks remotely frickable. not one.
English production. They’re going to mix bong and bongo genetics.
It's a bizarre situation; the big theatre companies are desperate to get more ethnics into their productions just to prove how inclusive they are, but the actual number of ethnics who are remotely interested in the theatre is tiny. They don't exactly have the pick of the litter
it always makes me wonder...why don't they just, you know, figure out what ethnics like and do that. that's rhetorical i know why, but still.
Because then you'd still have spaces where ethnics weren't included or represented or someshit
correct.
remember: whites = bad, browns = good. more whites = more badder. more browns = more gooder.
Too many fights would break out in the theatre.
Converting the theaters to basketball courts where they sell drugs on the sidelines isn't a realistic option.
Its some random play that apparently is worth mentioning because theres a marvel star in it
read up on the director to see how one climbs the globohomosexual ranks and becomes ~~*working class director*~~
>directed by Jamie Lloyd
sus
Always had a crush on her. Still do.
WTF
they're just taking the piss now
>what's timmy gonna do against TYBALT
it feels like the movie "they live"
a bunch of aliens are replacing humans and only some people can see them
>all those coons
They could have at least made one of the families white and one of the families black. Why the hell are there whites and blacks in both the Capulet and Montague families.
>blacks part of a gang
Did they...not think this through?
They're all ugly as shit aside of holland. That said I kinda dig the idea of romeo and juliet where one race is Capulet and one race is Montague.
Montague should be white and Capulet should be black so as to have WMBF
>Poor Little White Boy
This is a West End theater play and not a movie, by the way
>This is a West End theater play and not a movie, by the way
Ah that makes even more sense. Almost all black adaptation they know will fail so bring in Spiderman so that will be the only reason people go see it and they pretend it was a success because it starred blacks
Looks fine? Article writer did her no favors using an afro picture when I'm sure her hair will be 17th century Renaissance styled in the show and look more fitting. Holland will be pure kino
>Looks fine?
The hair is the part that bothers you?
There are attractive black woman out there. I know, I've seen some. Juliet needs to be beautiful. You can't cast some ugly sheboon as her.
>Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
>For I ne’er saw true beauty till this night.
That whole monologue is going to come off comical with him saying it as he looks at this golliwog.
>west end production
not television and film, frick off
IsntbTom holland like 25 year old? Romeo is supposed to be 16 and Juliet 13.
10/10 in america
Kek, tom holland being peddled from one random mutt to another random Black folk has got to be one of the most hilarious thing you've ever witnessed here on earth. Earn that shekels.
does he have HIV?
It's 2024 Holland, just get out of the closet since nobody really cares about you, who knows you might actually get some SERIOUS ROLE as you have wanted for years
Luke Cage X Spider-Man
At this point I rather it be an all Black person adaptation then this
Remember that time Robin Williams tried to reverse Othello and has univerally shit on? Then people forgot about it when he died.
Not the first time juliet is black. Romeo is NEVER black tho, racist Holland
>Schlomo & Shaniqua
I'll pass.
>mogged by Pottah
How?
I can't even stand to look at this face in the thumbnail every time I refresh, hiding this thread now
das rite ytboi
>Rabbi & Jushaniqua
Goodbye Tom.
I kneel, Timothee.
But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
What? Is it an eclipse? LOL!
Mercutio, will you stop breaking my balls!
Looks like Biggie Smalls.
It fricking does holy shit
jesus
>Issac & LaQueefa
O Romeo, Romeo! Hey hey hey!
>And here is your next project, Tom
>Do you think keep getting fricked by Black folks will make me win an Oscar or at least getting nomnated?
>Oscars?
>Blacks playing russians
lmao this another project of him is even more hilarous, UK should get nuked for inventing blindcasting theater
Is this one of those straight to BBC TV movies or is this a film production?
Because jesus fricking christ that face will horrify people away from the theater.
No one goes to the theatre in England apart from middle class, champagne socialist, guardian reading homosexuals in central London and this is perfect for them.
>But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Julqueshaw is the sun!
underrated post
>brit newcomer
Damn, British girls look like that?
Where are the bellposters at?
Brothers…
Friends, Romans, countrymen…
IVE HAD IT
With these muthafricken apes on this muthafricken stage
Here's your next Bond girl.
not just black but the ugliest gorilla they could find.
thats an actual fricking monkey, come on, you cant tell me that "woman" is not at least 25% monkey
ahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha these fricking israelites are really wanting another holocaust
What causes this sort of premature aging? Cocaine?
Homie-o Homie-o where da fuq iz you at homoe-o??
>romeo and Julie BUT!
>an unattractive manchild
>a disgustingly ugly wog
lmaoooooooooooo how do they keep doing it?! Even black people wouldn't watch that shit!
Black people were never about to watch Shakespeare anyway
>Shakespeare
Undoubtedly black. Without question.
I can still hear him saying this in my head. Something about the way he says it is just so funny.
lmao how afraid are you of being called a gay that you had to call him ugly too
he looks fricking angelic compared to her
>lmao how afraid are you of being called a gay that you had to call him ugly too
Not at all. I hate tom Holland he's a fricking ahit actor and by Hollywood standards he's ugly, he's only ever cast with wogs, still can't believe they thought they would pass him off as NATHAN DRAKE. As far as I'm concerned he can be lynched along with them
I would unironically rather frick him than her and I'm fully straight
Call me a homosexual I don't care
He’s fricking ANOTHER black dude on camera?
lmao the fauxmoi subreddit is insane. They just love having the most deranged takes.
>she is stunning
Well it's filled with lots of non-whites.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1bp9erc/julie_delpy_expounds_on_wishing_she_were_an/
have a nice day, redditor.
Cinemaphile has almost as many browns as too.
what does fauxmoi mean?
dumb broads gossiping and pretending it's activism
And its everything.
I'm living for it.
Faux moi is full of fat ugly sheboon femcels with diabeetus.
JFC
Is she Aboriginal?
I have no problem with black actresses. but why must they be horrifically ugly and black. There must be attractive black actresses out there auditioning. I don't get it
They want to "challenge" traditional beauty standards lol
>WMBF
insanely based. tom already knows black women are better irl, he probably demanded not to be paired with a whitoid.
this whole era will be looked back upon how The Wiz is except without the affection
this era will be looked upon with disdain because it will be illegal to look upon the past with anything other than disdain.
Why do they always hire the absolute ugliest gorilla looking groids? Are they secretly based.
I genuinely can't tell if this is male or female. Did they cast a troon for extra woke points?
That's a man
*bongs loudly in the distance*
>nah romeo, das jes da hallway
Them dick suckin' lips tho
APOLOGIZE
For what? It was awesome.
Thou art a villain!
Whoa! Thought he got blind sided by the blacks but seems he knew all along. Gross.
I don't think I want another Spidey movie now. He's sick in the head.
Is that Martha
That was fricking quick. You would almost think the article was written before the announcement was even made.
Here's a better juliet
Tom Holland is bad
he down bad fo da sistahs fr
>Coming to west end this year:
>"I'll make a duchess of this silverbacked she-Black person!"
I've grown accustomed to her weave
>"Now repeat after me:"
>"The apes who rape prefer grapes in the vape"
>woke slop failing left and right
>studios still making it
I thought businesses liked making money?
holy shit he looks so old, when did he hit the wall?
Dang. Tom really got old.
>Romeo and Cooniet
not bad
I can't help but noticing they've cast a gorilla for the part of Juliet.
Plot twist, Romeo willingly becomes gay
That is the UGLIEST, most PUTRID, most REPUGNANT looking gorilla Black person they could ever scrape off the hollywood concrete.
The lovely Nia everyone!
The only Nia I frick with is Nia Nacci
Is this for a movie or TV Show?
The article makes it sound like a stage play, which I'm fine with.
But, soft! What darkness through yonder window steals?
It is the east, and Niggiet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious Black person,
Who is already sick and carrying injurious ebola,
That thou, her maid, art far more base than she.
I can't believe they cast a woman to play a woman in a Shakespeare play instead of who they traditionally cast for such roles, a man. Damn woke librals
Even if you named a single Shakespeare movie adaptation where the men played women it would still be considered an anomaly amongst them.
Well OP is about a stage play, and many of those were cast that way when Shakespeare was alive
I swear it looks like the Latina Snow White if she were black. Same looking face just with flared gorilla nostrils.
Well the eyes appear to be pretty similar at least
What in the actual frick. Boyega still getting work?
The thumbnail ngl looks literally like Lil Nas lmao.
>Boyega still getting work?
Funniest post in this thread.
maybe she's hot to black dudes(?)
KANGS AN SHEEIT
I'm not racist but they literally found the most stereotypical black woman they could find in the casting department.
>"Alright, so, we're doing Gnomeo & Juliet: The Live Action Remake. Whaddya we got for actors?"
>"Tom Holland?"
>"I can dig it. We need to shove in a black chick to hit our diversity quota. Who do we got?"
>"We got this beautiful caramel skinned sweetheart who is mixed race and is perfect. Wonderful english accent, lovely hair style, and she has a face that could make God cry."
>"Naaaaaaaaah. What else we got?"
>"OH! We got Leshawndra Johnson! She's a sassy black girl who is actually the byproduct of a zoo's primate breeding experiment! Her face is so ugly they had to make her wear a paper bag in her IMDB profile pic!"
>"Perfect! Make her Juliet and begin filming right away. If I don't see a scene where Juliet cucks her clueless white husband I'm laying you all off."
RETURN
%3D%3D
You know she's been used in Oklahoma car dealership ads here?
L O S T
You made my night. I’m cooked. I’m out.
We're way past the point of no return, aren't we?
>romeo and juliet
I mean, you are never gonna top Olivia "Top Teen Tiddies" Hussy, so why try.
The Montagues and the Jacksons.
romanlet and junetheenthqua
it's a fricking play. not a movie or show. who cares?
KSI couldn't just stick to boxing. He had to do a theater production. Pity