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It's an event design thing.
https://aiptcomics.com/2024/04/18/dc-absolute-power-2024-event/
kek, I really like this one.
Yeah, no one's black daughter plays with superhero toys like this. Black SON, yes. Daughter? No.
she's fictional but I could see wade's daughter playing with toys like that
It's Amanda Waller, moron.
ITS AMANDA WALLER PLAYING WITH THE LIVES OF OTHERS YOU ABSOLUTE PHILISTINE! Have you no concept of symbolism?
That's exactly why I like it, it's funny.
Amanda Waller is a shitty one-note character and I'm tired of people pretending she is good.
sanest Cinemaphile user
I miss when this website wasn't just stormfront 2.0, it's Amanda Waller you dork. Why are you on a comic book board if you don't even know comic book characters?
Are they finally going to reveal that she's Earth-3 Amanda Waller in this? I'm fricking sick of "Evil Mastermind who just wants to RULE THE WORLD" Waller. Her character was that she was a tough black woman from DC who was willing to cross the line to ensure America got what it needed, not an evil cape-hating supervillain.
She's bargain-basement diverse Cecil.
Kirkman pulls off DC ideas better than DC, with practically no effort.
This except she's from Chicago. In her original origin she grew up in Cabrini Green.
Dude, no one remembers that shitty 5G leftover, and no one cares.
Current Waller being from Earth-3 makes more sense than her just suddenly waking up one day and deciding that killing millions of American citizens just to discredit the Teen Titans is a good idea.
That's good and all but that's clearly not what they're doing lmao, like I said, no one is continuing that shitty 5G leftover story, this is something else.
They're simply writing regular Waller as a crazy b***h.
Which is stupid, but makes sense as no one at DC can write compelling tradecraft stuff anymore. It requires a certain amount of nuance to write the Head of the US Government's Deniable Plausibility Wetworks Program as being a "necessary evil" instead just plain evil. I miss the days of Checkmate.
What's stupid is that they let writers just put the 5G leftovers into main continuity.
I thought it was already stated that this was the case? I'll be honest I haven't really been following Suicide Squad.
It's an event desarbage
What is this the Justice League of Shoulder pads?
Thanks for clarifying that friendo.
BEAR FORCE 1
Gotta be honest anon, I'm not interesred in any of this. Not even in the Aquaman x Doom Patrol one shot.
>All white except for a token green
And Cinemaphile will still be mad
It's just the original League roster, I'm not mad but I've seen at least one person on Twitter upset because they're all white lol
It's not the au thing. It's for dcs main continuity event.
I know, what's your point?
Everyone is talking about it as if it's the au thing hence the comments. Rather than just mainstream for an arc.
Mora always draws her like that.
I know, I'm just saying the League seems to be back, never said this was an AU.
>shit that didn't happen
Do you want proof or something?
>but I've seen at least one person on Twitter upset because they're all white lol
Screen shot I wanna see the seethe and mald
Here's a link
https://twitter.com/VegetaIV/status/1780994369799049696
Only thing I don't like is the costumes being a a bit over designed. There no hate for it
They made Diana brown
She's Greek
No she isn't. Themysicra and Greece are two different countries. have a nice day.
Not very Piskor of you, Anon.
I don't know what the frick that means, and I don't care. I genuinely want you to commit suicide, you worthless secondary piece of shit.
Commit the homicide yourself, you sour class b***h
GOOD
>Greeks
>White
lmao shut the frick up dago
>Diana
>not white
lmao shut the frick up twittard
Our olive skin is kissed by the sun god Apollo.
Well... Unless we stay all day inside shitposing on a tv and film forum. Then some of us bleach ourselves pale.
She's Greek, Greeks have olive skin.
And all Americans are brown and black
see
Western Europeans have always pretended that Greeks were mysteriously as pale as they were for centuries. That's what happens when you have no culture of your own.
You're white
Wonder Woman looks black IMO, but her skin could be darker
Pretty sure supes is just supposed to be a tan. He had one in STAS too
Catwoman is just black sometimes because some projects always have some influential boomer with their fingers in the cookie jar who grew up in the 60's and remembers Eartha Kitt, even though Julie Newmar was GOAT'd camp Catwoman and the best of the three West era Catwomen. The fact that she was built for the bedroom was just a bonus.
That said, hasn't main comic's Selina been an Irish/Cuban mix since the 90's? I like the idea of her tanning easily and being browner in the summer months, but turning into a pale ass ghost once fall and winter come around like you sometimes see with Italians.
I'm mad because I'd rather have Cyborg over MM.
Get out of here Johns
Looks like shit.
>it's dan mora redesigns the justice league for absolute power.
Dude, it's just an event, no need to get your panties in a twist.
Aquaman can dive into fricking lava and be fine, why is he wearing armor?
Read the filename.
why is hal not suited up
The filename said powered down JL so obviously he is suited up as a powered down GL.
Batman is more armored than usual
He's back into his bum era.
eeeeee sexo caroooolllll
She's with the JSA now.
Current GL series Carol seems to not have a ring right now though.
I assumed she had it, just wasn't using it.
Did Parallax still happen in this continuity or did anyone conveniently forget the atrocities Hal Jordan committed?
Parallax still happened but it was the space parasite so he gets somewhat of a pass.
>Did Parallax still happen in this continuity or did anyone conveniently forget the atrocities Hal Jordan committed?
Hal paid for his actions after the Spectre, a rep of God, said he was forgiven.
I assumed ages ago that the "Council of Light" were either the crime Syndicate or the Justice Lords.
As of Dark Crisis, "everything is canon". So Hal was totally Parallax, which may or may not have been an evil space bug before Zero Hour.
The only one that looks kind of stupid is Flash. His costume just works already, no need to add weird detail for the sake of detail.
I'm sure Batman fans will b***h and moan about armor again
yeah going from a body suit to a motorcycle jacket is weird
Looks like typical film designs, from people who are desperately trying to avoid any traditional superhero look.
>No capes,
>no tights,
>armor bits on people who are totally bulletproof already,
>detail for the sake of detail etc.
>Black leather and jackets.
"Traditional" superhero aesthetics are stupid, and are only appealing to moronic children.
SameBITCH...
Good
Brightly colored tights are for morons, kids, and moronic kids
>No capes,
>no tights,
>armor bits on people who are totally bulletproof already,
Read the filename, maybe.
You do realize these are fictional stories right? The decision is made to depower them so that they can redesign their costume into armor.
Also Batman is always depowered. There’s no reason for his design to have changed other than the homosexual artists loving their overdesigned garbage and the writers throwing them a bone.
I'm sick and tired of Cape Heroes looking like Bioware characters.
show me five examples
Suicide squad kill the justice league
last i remember was the GOTG mass effect costumes
There's seven in the OP image
Batman and superman look cool. MM too. Ww a bit. The others suck.
braniach powered batman suit
racer flash
spuerman black suit
pilot hal jordan
Arthurian Arthur Curry
Why do they look like they're in the 3rd act of a Insomniac Spiderman game.
Because it looks less fricktarded than cheap spandex garbage.
Dissing how the Justice League look while simultaneously ignoring Spider-Man wearing tight clothes and the very post you responded to, and having the nerve to call something "fricktarded"......
homie.
How big is Hal's wiener that he needs a seatbelt to keep it contained?
It's a fetish harness. Hal's a BDSM sub.
>the only girl on the team
>cover her skin
No thank you. Flash also looks stupid.
This looks like shit. DC continues to be complete failures. The descriptions for this shitty event is the same repeated plot over and over again.
Do we think this is Barry? Hopefully it's Barry.
It's obviously Barry, this is meant to be the OG League.
AHHH DUNNNN KNOOO WWAAAATTT DAAA FAAAAKK DAATTT MEEENNZZZ AAANNNND AAAHHHH DUNNNN CARRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHHHH GE-GE-G-GENNUUUUWINNNLEEEE WANNN UUU TUUU CUH-CUH-CUHMMMITTTT SUUUUIIIICIIIDEEEE UUUU WURRRFFFLESSSS SSEKKONDHARY PISSSS UFFF SHIIIEEEETTT
Rare miss for Mora. Very boring designs and the Flash is just bad
>Mora
Who?
These designs suck. I kinda like Flash's but it's still overdesigned like the rest of them. Cept for Superman's obviously.
The only ones that look decent are Superman and Batman.
who's the white guy?
Jesus Christ.
What the frick is this?
I can't even choose whose the worst.
How do frick up Batman?
Aquaman and Flash are just just plain offensive.
0 though went into the others
>0 though went into the others
They're making shit up on the spot and rushing it because their sales are ass.
finally martian manhunter is back on a JL lineup at least. im tired of shoehorning cyborg into it.
He's been back since Rebirth.
And Cyborg's been gone for around the same time.
Why? Martian Manhunter is by far the least popular of all the Justice League characters. People even like his niece more than him despite her being a pedophile and a rapist. It makes much more sense to replace him with someone more well known like Cyborg.
because i grew up on the JL cartoons so for no other reason then pure nostalgiahomosexualry.
>Martian Manhunter is by far the least popular of all the Justice League characters. It makes much more sense to replace him with someone more well known like Cyborg.
HA HA HA.
homie stop.
>It makes much more sense to replace him with someone more well known like Cyborg
Hahahaha, no. NOBODY wanted him to become a main league member, the New 52 doing that was absolutely moronic, it took years but Cyborg is back with the Titans where he should always be.
This. Manhunter can be the boring, thinly-written token "black" in the background now.
Historical revisionism.
People had wanted Cyborg to graduate to the League since the end of Infinite Crisis; then the 00s Teen Titans didn't need him to be their mentor anymore.
Right before New 52 happened, Cyborg finally made it on the roster of Dick's short living JLA. The issue is that New 52 stuck him in as a FOUNDING member of the JLA instead of earning that right by being a Teen Titan first.
Martian Manhunter is a D-lister whose fanbase can be counted on one hand. All the legacy characters, sidekicks and spinoffs associated with the other 6 are more popular than him. It doesn't necessarily have to be Cyborg to replace him but someone should as he's completely out of place amongst the other members.
Hal Jordan, remember him for the planes he flew. Not for the toys he sold.
God motherfrickingdamn that Wonder Woman is doing something to me
Overdesigned
I do like Green Lantern wearing a bomber jacket (assuming that IS GL).
It's Hal Jordan at the very least
>It's Hal Jordan at the very least
This, could have been nobody's favorite John Stewart.
Either Jordan or Stewart would be great picks over the other choices available.
Kyle and Guy are miles better than John.
I've got nostalgia for the DCAU. Totally a sucker for Sterwart being the GL in the Justice League.
Was Wondy always left handed?
How does a "powered down" J'onn work? Does that mean he's limited to human level shit? With Superman, it kinda works since the solar radiation stuff is an add-on
He probably can't shapeshift, which is why he's stuck looking like a martian.
They always do these stupid redesigns and it always fails.
Batman looks like something out of Rocksteady Studios DLC designs or atory-based missions.
Flash looks like a gay-ass Ezra Miller rejection. Flash looks way-too Ezra Miller design-inspired, and that's a supremely huge no-no.
Superman is the most uninspired with his Death Of Superman look.
Wonder Woman looks like something from the past five years that no one remembers or cares about.
Green Lantern literally came off the set of Top Gun Maverick, or hasn't gotten his ring yet.
Aquaman looks moronic with the additional gear.
Martian Manhunter almost looks like Swamp Thing with a useless superhero suit. J'onn actually almost looks like Groot.
None of these designs or worth a letter, let alone a full opinion from anyone on this Earth.
P.S. Frick all you spineless, dickless-ass shills trying to say this shit looks good. Frick y'all.
>They always do these stupid redesigns and it always fails.
You do know they're just to sell toys, right?
So many cumskins you could confuse it for a pack of wonderbread.
I'm so FRICKING TIRED OF THIS SHIT. This looks like another boring ass crisis with the same gimmick shit. I can't do this anymore. Frick these comicbooks. The writing is so fricking bad.
Frick that looks like shit. Why does it look so SHIT?
this is ultimate DC? marvel had better costumes.
No, it's just designs for a depowered Justice League.
What's with the moronic pointless bordering at top and bottom?
Mora's art sucks I hate his fanbase
His associations with a crap company like DC made his art look like shit.
>Tacticool shit
Puke.
Martian Manhunter looks okay. Other than that, the only nice thing I can say is that at least they pout in the Big 7 instead of forcing in meme members like they usually do.
These designs are bad but marginally better than the dc animated movie ones. Why did this happen? Why’d they stop using the JLU designs?
green lantern and martian manhunter look really cool, rest are kind of goofy
Doesn't seem to be the leading thought but I do really like Hal's.
I assume this whole event is going to have a cop-out ending where Doomsday, Darkseid, or Mongul show up and enslave humanity, leading to Waller realizing that the Earth does indeed need superheroes because the rest of the universe could buttfrick us at any moment without them?
Why would Doomsday enslave humanity. Otherwise, yeah probably.
>The team has a unifying color across all costumes
>It's GREY
terrible design choices, but nerfing their power levels down from MAXIMUM is something they've needed to do for decades, pity it will not stick.
Sucks to be in a dying medium owned by a floundering media empire I guess. Stock is only 15 cents off it's all time low today. Express elevator to Hell, ect ect.
I like tacticool Martian
DC Is trash.
It had it's moment a long, long time ago, but completely ran out of ideas and places to go.
It's amazing that it's been able to sell the same repainted shit all these decades.
DC has never been the same since Death Metal. Now the whole company is cursed entertaining that demonic shit and is now a downward trajectory of unstoppable failure.
Karma for releasing evil fricked up trash and cursing people.
buttholes 101
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I remember when WBD announced Gunn as the lead director and an anon said he'd be investing all his money in the company. The stock price was $15 then, it's below $9 now. Whatever he invested he has less than 60% of it now. LMAO
So here's rumors from retalor who has strong connections with DC:
>This is DC's preparation for a long-term solution to the problem of no longer solely owning all versions of their characters.
>The "Absolute Earth" line (possibly referred to as "Earth-A" to avoid conflict with the countless numbered universes) will not line up with the plans that James Gunn has for DC on film, whereas "DC All In" will. Apparently, "All In" refers to synergy among various media.
>Absolute DC books will be limited to solo characters for a time and will radically reimagine some of them. That's not my choice of words, it's the word my comic guy said was used. Johnston used similarly strong wording in his story.
>Because the intent is to develop a new universe that would more easily exist in light of expired copyrights, expect changes in characters' ethnicity, sexual identity, and powers.
>Green Lantern and Flash will be among those most changed from the versions we know today. Think the SA approach to those same characters but perhaps as radically different as Tangent.
>First books released include Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, and the debut of new characters or old characters repurposed for the new universe.
>As Johnston said, Waid is involved but so too are John Ridley, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Gail Simone, Tom King, Tom Taylor, and Grant Morrison.
>Superman will likely receive a new ethnic background, with Coates adapting his Superman film ideas for the Earth-A version of the character.
>Wonder Woman's origin will be heavily tweaked, rooted in Native American mythology instead of Greek.
>Bruce Wayne will likely be of mixed heritage and will possibly also be gay or bisexual.
>The buildup to the Justice League will take a while, perhaps months or even a year's worth of stories.
>Grant Morrison is involved in some way with the Wonder Woman revamp, possibly writing and approaching the character the way he did Superman in the New 52.
>expect changes in characters' ethnicity, sexual identity, and powers.