>here's your Lois Lane bro

>here's your Lois Lane bro

I am so tired. Why did they stop casting hot chicks in movies?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's gotta be a man.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > This
    > Not hot
    Are you fricking brain damaged?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      body's fine but she's got perpetual man face. at least it's not emma mackey

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you? She has nice breasts, but her face is a trainwreck.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > This
        > Not hot
        Are you fricking brain damaged?

        i dunno, her face kind of says classic Hollywood to me.

        also she has like top five breasts from working actresses

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > classic hollywood

          Lol you are delusional.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm talking about an earlier era actually considered "classic hollywood" before Brooke Shields you fricking moron

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's not this classic era, but the previous classic-er era I was talking about!

              Okay. She still looks like a man compared to them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i have no idea who the frick would consider Brooke Shields as classic or old hollywood. But thank you for including a photo that pretty much agrees with my point

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > But thank you for including a photo that pretty much agrees with my point

                Lol you need an optometrist.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >one particular picture of one actress defines all classic Hollywood actresses

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Brooke Shields
            >classic hollywood
            Black person are you moronic?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive seen worse hollywood faces
        great rack
        stop b***hing

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          As if you're gonna see breasts in a PG-13 Superman movie.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i mite

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Id still run a train on her frfr no cap ong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you? She has nice breasts, but her face is a trainwreck.

      Irish women, not even once

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I beg to differ

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You haven't seen her nudes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn't seen her nude scenes yet

      Don't be such a queer, op

      Here's a hint for you redditor morons. When the OP says something fricking moronic, he did it on purpose for replies. It's called bait.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro I had no idea.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's moronic to point out that lead actress in a major production looks like a troony on 6 months of HRT? Sounds like you're coping, mate.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that a wig?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >troony, troony, troony, troony! EVERY WOMAN I SEE IS A troony!
          mindbroken beyond repair

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad she's walling already, otherwise she would be a perfect Spider Gwen

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you? She has nice breasts, but her face is a trainwreck.

          Looks like one of Bruce Willis' daughters

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you? She has nice breasts, but her face is a trainwreck.

      off brand evan rachel wood

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        except with breasts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe on planet moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ERW is flat as a board. Flatter. This new lois chick has top tier breasts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually she's a clear upgrade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they look like they're being pressed in even though she's not wearing anything that would do that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're natural and saggy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can deal with that, my gf's breasts sag a bit, but just looks weird in that particular outfit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure that top is tighter than you think with probably lots of tape on her nips

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, I need to see them unfettered to really make a judgement.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ask and ye shall receive.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shame about the face

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not bad. Butterface, but I would.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              at least include an HD webm or something so the morons don't think her face is always like that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do your own research, homie.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            look up her in ms maisel, season 1 episode 1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CW casting is sure to bring in the big bucks at the box office
      great job gunn you killed it
      bravo zaslav!

      Are you? She has nice breasts, but her face is a trainwreck.

      It's moronic to point out that lead actress in a major production looks like a troony on 6 months of HRT? Sounds like you're coping, mate.

      NGL these are terrible pictures but i can see possible lois lane in this one. her hair an makeup need to be good in order else she looks slaggy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CW casting is sure to bring in the big bucks at the box office
      great job gunn you killed it
      bravo zaslav!

      Are you? She has nice breasts, but her face is a trainwreck.

      It's moronic to point out that lead actress in a major production looks like a troony on 6 months of HRT? Sounds like you're coping, mate.

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      NGL these are terrible pictures but i can see possible lois lane in this one. her hair an makeup need to be good in order else she looks slaggy

      I really like her big chin, I find it very cute. Am I gay?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh no moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell no. Big but pointed chins on women can be sexy as frick. It's wide/round big chins that are manly like Brie Larson.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s not fair.. I love her so much. It hurts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should have gone with the actress who played her younger self on that show

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The funny thing is not only is Rachel an Irish woman playing a israelite, that girl is Irish as well.
          I just find that interesting.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          her name is Abigail Donaghy, part of a proud tradition of hardy, strong-chinned Irish women.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it means you have a functioning brain and endocrine system. Ignore posts from swarthoid "people" who think only men should have jaws.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      REPTIIILE!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy BOOBA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >capeshit is hiring hot bimbos again
      Society is healing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They never really fully stopped.

        Shazam was 2019 & has the hottest black woman in Hollywood in it + the replacement Hayley Atwell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you? She has nice breasts, but her face is a trainwreck.

      It's moronic to point out that lead actress in a major production looks like a troony on 6 months of HRT? Sounds like you're coping, mate.

      Bbc bros.....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      big pale boobies

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CW casting is sure to bring in the big bucks at the box office
    great job gunn you killed it
    bravo zaslav!

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he hasn't seen her nude scenes yet

    Don't be such a queer, op

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit contrapoints is lois lane?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did they stop casting hot chicks in movies?
    Because they think you'll watch anyway and if you complain about it, their defense force will call you names and shame you into supporting it.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen the tittle tho? They’re fricking amazing

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP
    CRITICIZING
    HOLLYWOOD
    CASTING
    CHOICES

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah here is your lois lane/wonder woman

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      generic instagram "model" #490394203

      this site is 18+, reddit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        goddamn it beat me to the punch

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY SHIT! IS THAT INSTAGRAM prostitute NO. 335556577677876866554R443435465668768!????????? SHE'S GOTTA BE IN MOVIES!

        Complete gays
        Your reddit is showing
        Go back to your sinking ship

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron just because someone can suck a golf ball through a garden hose doesn't mean they're fit to be a thespian. It's common sense you poo Black person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT! IS THAT INSTAGRAM prostitute NO. 335556577677876866554R443435465668768!????????? SHE'S GOTTA BE IN MOVIES!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you must be a gay because she's hot af

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being gay

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >32 years old
    why does every cinematic Lois Lane need to be a hag?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's Joanne Siegel, the original model for Lois Lane

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry pal this is hollywood. no one looks like a real person and everyone looks like a sex android

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i always got her mixed up with Evan Rachel Wood until I saw her tiddies. Then I never forgot her name

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      surprised the comparison isn't thrown around more often. I think ERW's career is almost dead at this point though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        was thrown around frequently couple of years ago

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn Rachel kinda looks like Eva Green there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never forgot her after House of Cards

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk if you guys are intentionally picking bad pics or if she had bad surgeries done but she was so hot in house of cards

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >idk if you guys are intentionally picking bad pics
      first time on Cinemaphile?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      House of cards was released 10 years ago you dumb ape.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the best Lois Lane.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lazy eyed hag who looks like Clark's mother
      No way gay

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        /v/ermins need not post here

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get better taste, homo.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            once you go back to your containment board, ill be happy to do so.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What makes you think I'm from Cinemaphile you tasteless gay? Because I'm not simping for your grandma tier waifu?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is ms maisel a good show? i feel like nobody even knows it's ending soon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who like it said it turned bad at a certain point.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think she's great

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woof

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whole lotta simps for mediocre women on this board.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >simps
      nobody giving anybody any money THOUGH
      try saying that twice as fast

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, realistically, who would be YOUR choice for Lois?
    Could Emma do it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but not that Emma

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's captured my heart. And I am kinda okay with that.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you even watched the 1978 movie? Margot Kidder is not hot even when she was younger

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, but she didn't have a manface

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Quite possibly the most magnificent pair of brests I've ever seen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, pls. Also, imagine her as Lane.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She'd be kino and I'm not even trying to be sarcastic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I meant

      Ok, realistically, who would be YOUR choice for Lois?
      Could Emma do it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but it depends on what kind of Clark Kent you're going for too. She'd be great if they were already married.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>here's your Lois Lane bro
    No

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >incels arguing over Lois Lane from SUPERMAN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >men discussing attractive women makes them incels

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        men crying and complaining about who the frick plays lois lane in a superman movie automatically makes them a virgin/loser/incel. whatever you prefer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi James, we know you fricked Rachel Broshanan that's why she got casted.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, dudes have been doing that for decades, you homosexual. Get off your fricking high horse.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, and it's even more pathetic in this thread. have sex and try functioning like a real person, moron.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but...but....men have been pathetic nerds about women for decades!!

              >I HAVE TO ATTACK EVERYONE AND TELL THEM THEY'RE VIRGINS ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!
              Exactly what a virgin would do.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >attack everyone
                NO U!!! in real time

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but...but....men have been pathetic nerds about women for decades!!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stfu predditor.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            smart anon over here

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, and it's even more pathetic in this thread. have sex and try functioning like a real person, moron.

          >incels arguing over Lois Lane from SUPERMAN

          >all men in all history have been incels, said fat unfrickable internet cop

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            you somehow forgot the word "pathetic" and largely focused on "incel". did it strike a chord somehow, moron?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >largely focused on "incel"
              That was your initial criticism, idiot. What did you expect?

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here is a better one.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's perfect for Lois Lane. Here she is compared to the first sketch of Lois.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she should be the center of the new universe

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She's got a great personality

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has that screwball comedy girl thing that's perfect for Lois tbh
    and I dunno I think she's hot lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >screwball comedy girl thing that's perfect for Lois tbh
      Dafuq? When was Lois ever like this?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    great

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off. She’s a good choice and a classical beauty who looks like Lois in the comics. So is the Superman actor (and heard that Jimmy Olsen will be an actual redhead).

    Comic-accurate casting, and casting actual white people (or at least heebs and micks who look white) is surprising and refreshing in modern Hymiewood. I would have expected half the cast would be n i g g e r s.

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