Here's your modern standup comedy routine bro

Here's your modern standup comedy routine bro

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stop being nice and ill frick you
    She's telling the truth

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She's telling the truth
      No she isn't. israelites can't are forbidden from doing that.

      ps) I denounce the talmud

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of all the shit comedy out there, this was your pick? That was actually a little funny.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Netflix standup is mostly Normie slop but this was particularly egregious. Do you have a better example?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >normie
        Yes anon the niche underground art of stand up comedy should not be tainted by normies you dumb moron

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Normie may have been the wrong word to use here. How about "unoriginal low hanging fruit"? You have to appeal to the masses of course but at least try to do it in an original way. Modern comedians are so bad you can hear funnier takes at the pub on a Friday night.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There isn't and there never was a single good American stand-up comedian.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comedy is supposed to come from the jarring gap between what is expected and what happens. How was this not the expected outcome of what she is saying? Where's the joke?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT UP YOU FRICKING ROASTIE

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    there’s nothing really disagreeable about that

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's not disagreeable but I'm looking for the joke.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a joke but she's not really wrong either. Is she giving a lecture here or is this a stand up routine?

        It's absolutely a joke - there's a set up and a scathing punchline. Whether you found it funny or not is another matter.

        That's not a joke but she's not really wrong either. Is she giving a lecture here or is this a stand up routine?

        I'm also steaing this cool Pepe

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's really more of a statement.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where's the set up? It's just her lecturing the audience. Give this to literally any male comedian and they could make it funny.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont really get whats funny about talking down on losers in a serious way.
      At least make a joke about not getting pussy, dont just call them genetic dead ends, thats just mean and nothing else.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women comedians like this succeed in comedy by basically prostituting themselves, yet they will insist it is due to hard work.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hitler was bad the worst thing to happen ever not even exagerating
    >but he kinda right
    What does leftists means by that ?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female "comedians" literally can't "joke" about anything aside from sex, menstruation or themselves, can they?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all their lives revolve around. Everything is about status and sex. Tbf most of male standup is about dicks etc too. 99% of comedians aren't funny anyway. And 100% of female comedians aren't funny.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only male comedian I can think of who used "i had sex" and "my dick" as a punchline was andrew dice clay and even he was making fun of guys who talk like that

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a joke but she's not really wrong either. Is she giving a lecture here or is this a stand up routine?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am stealing your frog. It's pretty cool.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not sure she comprehends the implications of her position

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She definitely don't. Some little discrimination here and there and genetic cleansing through forced sterilization is now ok apparently.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its shitty stand up but if you ever think you won't be mocked for being a virgin you're delusional

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is right but it's also not comedy. Write a blog b***h.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember reading this around 2016 or so, before they released the bioweapon, big lol if you think i'll read it now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i remember reading this around 2016 or so, before they released the bioweapon, big lol if you think i'll read it now
      Do you talk to yourself in front of the mirror?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    YAS QUEEN

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's like a patton oswalt joke where he just wants the crowd to applaud him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a patton oswalt joke
      No such thing apart from the practical joke of him killing his wife.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thank him for his service

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic how most of these feminists end up with no children.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I’ll adapt into a rapist will nature be happy then b***h?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a loser. Nu-women really think LOL SEX XD is peak comedy. Lame.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i wanna have sex with incels they're on my bucket list but they dont want to!!!!! REEE
    LOL

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't breed until age 38 despite being an attractive woman, that says a lot too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      she probably had a shit load of abortions. Natures way

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Adaptation is a personal choice

    That’s not how natural selection works. Adaptation is a result of incidental mutations that survive because, situationally, they are what prove to be the most effective at survival. If a species of shrew is wiped out by a natural predator like an owl all except for the one or two that were able to camouflage in their environment, that’s how you get dirt brown shrews. What that really means when applied to humans is that no prospective mates found your inherent genetic traits to be desirable and as a consequence you are alone and will not reproduce due to factors entirely out of your control. She thinks she’s making a point for self improvement and not blaming others for your faults but she’s making a point for eugenics.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends. Humans have the ability to reflect. So what she's saying could be taken as "Your behavior currently signals 'Do not mate with me'. It is maladaptive. You can change your behavior and thus reintegrate into the gene pool. That would be adaptive."

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Your behavior currently signals 'Do not mate with me'.
        This is true of 95% of women in the west. Men still frick them. Why can't women show men the same courtesy? Cause at the end of the day, they're b***hes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Female and male sexual behavior isn't the same, for obvious reasons.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If men still frick them, then the behavior of women is not maladaptive.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >highest rates of divorce in forever
            >highest rates of abortions in forever
            >lowest rates of child birth in forever
            >this is not maladaptive behaviour
            k

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not in the sexual sense, no. Women aren't suffering from involuntary celibacy. That's what we're talking about here. We can certainly make a case that their behavior is maladaptive regarding other parameters, but that's a different topic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Your behavior currently signals 'Do not mate with me'.
        This is true of 95% of women in the west. Men still frick them. Why can't women show men the same courtesy? Cause at the end of the day, they're b***hes.

        You’re missing the point entirely which is that comparing natural selection to dating is an erroneous analogy to make because we have ascended the food chain. Needing offspring who have the physical prowess to evade predators is no longer necessary to continue your genetic line. So now, instead of the elements determining which genetics are dominant, we have a social system in which it’s just whatever women determine is most favorable and if that ain’t you, tough shit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's still nature though.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The whole of modern human society which has done everything to make the survival necessities of pre-agrarian life obsolete is the opposite of nature, actually. It’s artifice.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, we just fancy ourselves outside of nature. Nature is everything, we can't transcend it.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >walking into a grocery store to purchase processed meat, grain and vegetables provided via supply chain with currency that human beings just made up

                Ahhh, nature!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. Oh wait, now you're just trying to conflate different meanings and connotations of the word nature to suggest humanity operates outside of it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao how quickly the social darwinism goes out the window when it comes to sex for virgins mein sides

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Social Darwinism was a junk science used to justify eugenics and I never co-signed it you freak

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the idea that certain people become powerful in society because they are innately better.

            That’s what Iliza Schlesinger is a proponent for in this excerpt, yes.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats just the way of the world anon, i dont care what kind of political system you have

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the prostitute trousers?
    Is that part of her act or what she wears every day?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all of the sudden liberals believe in social darwinism

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But she's right though.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    people on this board desperately need to watch hoe math if they are still seething about shit like this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal boomer-tier zoomer incel comic from a tiktok fruitcake

      how do you take your life seriously

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't actually respond so has to resort to using 10 buzzwords
        I dunno how you can even ask such a question when you've shown how little mental capacity you have in so few words.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao i dont give a frick about your points dweeb this isnt debate club

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another bitter sermon from a boring leftist hag
    Comedy

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is she saying sex is meant for procreation and casual sex is only for morons?

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the lie though?

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OI WAS ROIPED

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      BOI MIN

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOO LEFFED?

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a woman and you have to show your breasts to get attention - you aren't worth anything clothed

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder women consider 98% of men disposable, and think civilization could sustain itself like that without women's living standards taking a hit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they would do it just to see what it's like and to experience the drama

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