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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No seriously, who is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Constantine's ancestor Johanna Constantine, who has been turned into basically a genderswapped John for the upcoming Sandman series on Netflix.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's supposed to be blond.

        Johanna Constantine is in the original comics. She helps find the head of Orpheus in the French revolution issue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Did none of you tourist plebs read the original sandman run? She shows up in issue 13
          https://sandman.fandom.com/wiki/Johanna_Constantine

          She also shows up wearing period relevant clothing and doesn't act exactly like john.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Did none of you tourist plebs read the original sandman run? She shows up in issue 13
          https://sandman.fandom.com/wiki/Johanna_Constantine

          >Clearly wearing modern clothes
          >DONT YOU KNOW ITS JOHN'S GREATGREATGRANDMOTHER

          You're a special kind of stupid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She’s still alive in present time on the show because she replaces John to avoid copyright issues, dumb frick.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >she replaces John
              Exactly, you fricking moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And? She’s an original Sandman character, where as John isn’t, frickface.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No Modern!Johanna is her descendant. She has one of John's exes as gf too.

              I hope this show is dead on arrival.

              She was in the original comic you fricking Cinemaphile tourist. Just make another nog death thread. Don't try to reach for shit you have no idea what you are talking about. At least there's reason to be seething about black death when Jenna Coleman is hot and actually in the source material.

              Not in the modern day, moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you've seen the show? You know she's in the modern day? Even so it's not that bad. She's good for the role. What IS bad is they can't have John at all. For some reason. But it's better than making up an oc for his role. You should go back to Cinemaphile regardless. Even the homosexuals here are less cringe than you. Go back to Cinemaphile and make an underage feet thread or something like that you dumb counts do.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thats how you get willoby kipling from doom patrol.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Going to Cinemaphile
                I never go beyond Cinemaphiles borders. NEVER.

                >So you've seen the show
                I've seen the trailer and the casting decisions, that's enough for me to know this shit is going to be shite.

                >You know she's in the modern day
                The clothing in OP's pic is a dead give away, but stills also show her in a modern day setting.

                thats how you get willoby kipling from doom patrol.

                I'd sell my nuts to see Kipling on the screen. I'm behind on The Doom Patrol, does he show up there?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Listen I why you spwrgs lose your shit over the whole death thing. More than anything for me it's the fact the actress is ugly as frick not that she's black because if they had a cute black girl, and there are many, have the role it's fine. But at the same time I also don't really ever want a 1 to 1 adaptation of something into another form of media. I want some sort of differences considering it's a completely different medium. Casting is actually a fine reason to complain. But I really don't mind they have to deal with copyright issues by using in universe responses. This is literally the least egregious thing the show has already been confirmed of doing. If anything I like gender swap of John in general as an idea cuz it's hot. Especially when it's Jenna who is also hot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like adaptions to expand on the thing I like, but the cast has to look like the thing it's adapting. It's the easiest fricking thing to do. For Sandman it's even more annoying because the Endless are shaped by those who perceive them. I would have preferred if they change the actors for each locale and only have a 'main cast' in the Dreaming/The residence of the Endless

                That said Death is the ONLY endless that looked the same in every scene she was in. So it's moronic that she's the one getting race swapped. The only reason they did this is because everyone agrees Death is the best part of Sandman.

                I know Jenna can act. I know the character she's playing. It works. I have no idea who the black woman playing Death is. Maybe she's famous, I don't know. But I at least already know how Jenna acts and it's fine.

                Death's actress played Chidi's girlfriend in The Good Place. She was fine in her first appearances, but they got her back a season later where her character just became annoying.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >So it's moronic that she's the one getting race swapped.

                Cain, Abel and Lucien all had ethnic changes made though. But nobody bothers to complain about them because they’re nobody’s pure waifu.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cain and Abel's raceswap is fine since they're supposed to be arabs right? Luciens race/gender swap is moronic too, but nobody mentioned that yet. It's moronic. There.

                The only difference is her skin pigmentation.

                Golly it's almost like Death's bleached white skin is her defining feature! Shocker.

                The only difference is her skin pigmentation.

                How much do you get paid for shilling anyway?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She doesn't have a defining feature. She's a physical manifestation of an abstract concept who changes looks depending on the person.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who always looked like a perky goth with bleach-white skin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >since they're supposed to be arabs right

                No? They’ve always been depicted as white.

                And Death’s defining feature is her personality. If you want to talk about purely visuals, the biggest defining visual feature is the Ankh on her neck, not her skin. Same way Dream’s defining feature is his broody appearance and personality, instead of being chalk white.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Implying they aren't going to girlboss yassify Death
                Naive little man.

                Why do you wish death on a group of people that just want to exist in peace

                When they stop tying to groom kids. Or like Sandman says; When they off themselves.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kirby’s been in tons of shit. Like Cruella (she’s Anita Darling), the Good Place (she’s Chidi’s old Aussie gf who doesn’t believe they’re in the after life in the last two seasons), Killing Eve (Eve’s assistant) and played Nicole Malloy in the Hulu revival of Veronica Mars. You might also recognize her from Barry, where she had a small role as one of the acting class students. She’s a good actor. But people just want to hate her because “she’s not pretty enough” and because she’s black.

                I honestly don't know deaths actress even after that. It's good that she's at least supposed to be a good actress, but my honest biggest gripe is she's not pretty enough. And I honestly think it comes down to age. She looks old if not mature. Like I said earlier I wouldn't mind as much if they had a younger more attractive black woman play her. It would still be full of seething people but i wouldn't be mad. But they chose not only a raceswap which always has controversy, they picked an actress who literally looks too old for the role. By all means hire the woman for something if they love her, but not for this role.

                The majority of casting is actually fine with me though. Even the actress who's playing Lucifer. But I admit she didn't look too good in the trailer. But I honestly don't mind her cuz she looks like a fair and attractive man, and Lucifer always made me think he was very fair and attractive almost feminine in the comics. I wanna the actress in a white suit and other outfits before I get too mad. Plus I like her in GoT and felt she was gyped in Star Wars. Death is the only one who I am actually not pleased with and it's more about age than race.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lucifer should've been Tilda Swinton. I suppose Gwen is fine, but she's too hammy for the role and i thought Lucifer was a bit stoic in the hell scenes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah Tilda would have been perfect only second to literally Bowie himself. But at least the one we got was knock off Tilda which is why I'm not even mad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose. I just think Christie is a bit of a weirdo.

                Copyright Issues? When has Constantine ever had that? They made a show about him already.

                JJ abrams wants to be the one to ruin Constantine all on his own

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Death's actress played Chidi's girlfriend in The Good Place
                Holy shit, no way. THAT'S the best they could find? Wow... just wow...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She's good for the role
                So you've seen it then? Because all I see is an actress that should've been Death. Or Rose Walker, but if I'm seeing those released pictures I'm betting she's BLACKED too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >All I see is a white character and that’s how I know she is perfect for these other parts

                Kinda racist, dude. Yikes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know Jenna can act. I know the character she's playing. It works. I have no idea who the black woman playing Death is. Maybe she's famous, I don't know. But I at least already know how Jenna acts and it's fine.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kirby’s been in tons of shit. Like Cruella (she’s Anita Darling), the Good Place (she’s Chidi’s old Aussie gf who doesn’t believe they’re in the after life in the last two seasons), Killing Eve (Eve’s assistant) and played Nicole Malloy in the Hulu revival of Veronica Mars. You might also recognize her from Barry, where she had a small role as one of the acting class students. She’s a good actor. But people just want to hate her because “she’s not pretty enough” and because she’s black.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She’s a good actor. But people just want to hate her because “she’s not pretty enough” and because she’s black.
                My reasons aren't anything like that. My issue is that she doesn't look one teeny tiny bit like the character she is supposed to portray.

                The fact that shills and trolls throw it on race is just bait

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The only difference is her skin pigmentation.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Copyright Issues? When has Constantine ever had that? They made a show about him already.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey dumbass, Neil doesn’t own Constantine’s rights, he was a guest star just like JLI. Neil’s ownership and copyright rights extend to original characters created within the pages of Sandman. Hence characters such as Destiny, Cain and Abel, etc. aren’t owned by Neil, because they originated from other DC comics, but DC has no problem allowing them to be used in small capacity because their copyrights aren’t worth anything on their own. John Constantine has his own HBO show in development and for obvious purposes wants it to be treated as its own separate thing and thus an embargo so there aren’t confusion when they cast someone else.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                also its not like he sticks around for more than what is it, two or three issues? who cares if they consolidate a role

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is she still an occult spy for the crown.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's supposed to be blond.

        Johanna Constantine is in the original comics. She helps find the head of Orpheus in the French revolution issue

        No dude, you must be a shill. In the show this lady plays bith the ancestor AND Constantine in modern times. So no, its not the same character. Its a new one with the same name as another character in order to use the old "SHE IS IN THE COMICS YOU CANT COMPLAINT!" argument

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So is she taking the Hob Gadling role too, if she's alive in the past and now?
          Because he's probably my favorite character from the whole thing, and if they're gonna exclude him in her favor, then
          Well, I wasn't gonna watch it anyway so it's not like I'll be MORE disappointed than I already am

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hob Galding was a slaver and that's Problematic™

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://geekositymag.com/rights-issues-prevented-john-constantine-on-netflix-the-sandman/

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Letting people forum slide over from Cinemaphile was a mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2009 was a while ago.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's hot

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >G R A N N Y H A N D
    ewwwww
    Ewwwwwwwwww

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WB having rights issues with SHIT THEY OWN, doesn't make any goddamn since.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is she going to do cool magic spells and shit? Is she going to fall in love with Zatana or will it be Zatara now?

      Did none of you tourist plebs read the original sandman run? She shows up in issue 13
      https://sandman.fandom.com/wiki/Johanna_Constantine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never got into Sandman. I did read Lucifer and liked that tho.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sandman is for gays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I knew about this, it still moron though cuz they can't use John at all I heard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No you don't get it. Women are bad. BAD!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she going to do cool magic spells and shit? Is she going to fall in love with Zatana or will it be Zatara now?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont care.
    I Love Jenna Coleman,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go home Peter, you're too old for Cinemaphile

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being most known for a comic you fricking hate lmao

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    iCarlenstein?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't she play Death? Feels like that would have been a better choice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Death NEEDS to be black you chud

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Insiders reveal Netflix couldn’t use John Constantine due to rights issues. Specifically, Abrams is developing his own John Constantine series for HBO Max. And he wants the character for himself.
    >Thus, Matt Ryan dropped his John Constantine on Legends of Tomorrow.
    >Instead, Jenna Coleman portrays Johanna Constantine on The Sandman.
    You can thank Jar Jar and him being greedy in not letting anyone use a character that he's got "plans" for, even though he's done nothing to bring his "project" out of development hell. Switching things around so John's grandma does the present-day stuff as well is a better fix than cutting the story entirely because you're lacking a magician character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Specifically, Abrams is developing his own John Constantine series for HBO Max. And he wants the character for himself.
      FRICK JJ ABRAMS
      seriously, what a fricking waste of a human being

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah netflix hates white man
      they would have changed his gender or race eitherway
      i bet she is going to rescue and order him around in the show as well to push the anti white make agender even more even through in the comics Constantine gets lead by him

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She was in the original comic you fricking Cinemaphile tourist. Just make another nog death thread. Don't try to reach for shit you have no idea what you are talking about. At least there's reason to be seething about black death when Jenna Coleman is hot and actually in the source material.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Gives me a sexy gender-bent Constantine
    >Expects me to be angry
    ...anon.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy jenna coleman hubba hubba

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pay attention to our fan fiction
    NO.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this like the Doom Patrol situation where they couldn't use John for some reason so the used a different character's name

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The show is not allowed to reference or use parts of the greater DC universe which John is a part of. Matt's history with Swampthing has also been scrubbed

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kinda cute honestly

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for Cinemaphile to cry when they adapt a game of you and it ends with the same way the comic does by saying the troony was definitely a woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one where the Gods told him he wasn't a woman? Yeah I remember. Nice message for all trannies; Only in death do you become the thing you want to be.

      Explains the high suicide rate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the gods that Gaiman consistently write as buttholes who aren't all knowing? Yeah that doesn't mean anything especially since the Endless rank above gods. So if they say she's a woman she's a woman no matter what a low tier moon goddess says

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the endless? Who Gaiman consistently wrote as buttholes who are scheming liars? I'll take the God's side on this senpai.

          As does like 90% of the world outside your little echochamber. Seethe. Dilate. YWNBAW

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you wish death on a group of people that just want to exist in peace

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The magic aka the one truth in the Sandman universe also said he wasn't a woman so.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All I gleamed from that scene is that trannies are only what they want in death. Which is a good message tbh!

          Why do you wish death on a group of people that just want to exist in peace

          >Why do you wish death on a group of people that just want to exist in peace
          Now I know you're trolling. Try to milk somewhere else.

          No, the message was that they were always a real woman. Their physical body just didn’t match their true self. Just like in real life.

          Nah only in death trannies get what they want.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No seriously why want them dead? They aren't doing anything. You keep making up shit like grooming and pedophilia accusations and then trying to spread fake news that mass shooters are trannies. Why all this hate? Why not let these people be happy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon isn't happy, so why let anyone else be?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, the message was that they were always a real woman. Their physical body just didn’t match their true self. Just like in real life.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just sad

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not a comic, not a cartoon Wrong board

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She cute

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jenna is the only reason I'm even giving it a chance, homosexual

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the literally changed the gender of 99% of the comics white male characters. if this had been done to women or Blacks Cinemaphilemblr would riot. you guys are hypocrites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the opposite happened I would go "wow that's dumb" the same I did when they made asgard in the mcu multiethnic. But I'd move on instead of making a big stink about it

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NOT JENNA COLEMAN DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO LOOK AT HER FOR MULTIPLE SEASONS AND PROBABLY AS SEXUALLY VORACIOUS AS HER HEIR

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