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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it makes sense when you remember gunn is a genuine pedo

    • 9 months ago
      iLoveCunny

      Uohhhhhh ToT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snydercucks keep coping

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do right-wingers hate free speech so much and try to cancel people over edgy jokes?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idgaf about free speech, what I care about is that the people making the speech codes are genuine lunatics who think child castration is a good idea and that ‘whiteness’ is a bigger problem than half of all violent crime.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          pol was a mistake

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont even go on pol I literally just go on tv and v for a few laughs at memes and I agree with him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gunn’s PR bots on full steam eh? These aren’t “edgy jokes”

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all these obvious edgy jokes aren't edgy jokes
          do you have brain damage or something?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this edgy homosexual couldn't possibly be a nonce in an industry infamous for nonces
            typical marvel drone

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gunn’s PR bots on full steam eh? These aren’t “edgy jokes”

              snydergay still seething

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            he got the tism plus he spends most of his time on p*l

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile literally does the same thing
          BUT ITS DIFFERENT
          It really isn't.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's almost like the people you're talking to are not honest.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe you do you fricking freak but I certainly dont

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What jokes? He’s friends with Jimmy Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence who is an open and proud pedo. He also hosted a pedophile themed party which Jimmy attended.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >go to a pedophile themed party
          >dress like a troon
          uhhhm, based?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >priest
          >furry
          >troony
          deens right to me, misses israelites and family guy conservatives and all the A team is assembled

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pedophile themed party
          >there is no teachers or uncles

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          BASED. I wish i was friends with jimmy urine

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not my problem chud

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What? They don't, left wingers are the ones cancelling people, what the frick are you on about?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Try to keep up, brainlet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he only ever joked about fricking little boys though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gunn does have a pervy vibe though and it infects his work with crass, crude attempted humor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >see little girl
      >immediately think of pedophiles

      ???

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick I love Gunn now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fatman series prove that the sea'nny can take it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now watch his movies

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude every time there is a "carry the torch as part of the new generation" character IT'S ALWAYS A SASSY LITTLE GIRL. ALWAYS.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laura had no sas. Just fury and pain.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a common enough male fantasy to have a cute little daughter to protect but also teach to be a stone cold killer in case you die, which inevitably happens in such stories.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >leon the professional
        >the last of us
        >logan
        how am I only noticing this trope just now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          watch more anime

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kick-Ass too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is she "sassy"? She has like one line.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found it more weird when they said "LE NEXT GENERATION" and it was bald patrick stewart

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is not even a carry the torch, is just a send off to the series

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not to indiana jones and the cristal skull
      not to batman (mostly is a guy once was a girl)
      not in star trek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >new generation son from The Expendables dies
      >new generation son from The Mummy is a moron and not up to his father
      >new generation son from After Earth is literally a whiny Black person
      >new generation son from the Familia series is a clueless little mutt
      It doesn't help that Hollywood doesn't portray "new generation, male" very effectively
      They all fricking suck

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She only had one line moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      name 20 movies.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jub jub

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drax daughter is dead
    >no moondragon gay shit
    holy based

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's 9 years old you sick frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's probably an alien, she could be like 600 years old, they never specified

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You clearly never watched the movie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was created in a lab you dumb frick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >probably
        She is a lab created hybrid, same as the other dozens of kids they rescued. She's as old as she looks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      out of ten

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been playing Lost Life again and seeing OP post caught me off guard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Been playing Lost Life
        Google what game that is. Ummm oh shit... forgive me Jesus!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's Hummingbird

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          im afraid Anon, what is it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well frick. Now i wanna know too. Please update

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              im afraid Anon, what is it.

              Its pedo shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has this game even been updated in the past 2 years? I'll search for newer versions every few months and I get the same shit no matter what it says.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is her superpower?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      same as captain marvel but can't go super-saiyan

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blonde
    >brown eyebrows
    What do THEY mean by this

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does she do?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven't seen the movie, but I hear the new team is pretty shit?
    Is there any chance they're actually planning on using it in their other shitty movies?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr.Gunn that character is a grown ass woman

    Gunn - I don't care! Let me personally audition a few hundred little girls instead

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes setting her up to be in multiple movies as she ages you dimwit. Any good director/producer sets the plate for the future. Literally the entire point of of setting up the new team while the old one walks off into the sunset

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hes setting her up to be in multiple movies as she ages you dimwit
        Knowing what happens to all female child actors, this dude just set her up for a world of hurt.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        didnt linklater make a movie based on that moronic concept and it sucked really bad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So why is Captain Marvel so old and wrinkly? Your own cope falls in on itself. Why is She-Hulk nearing her 40s?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She-Hulk is supposed to be an experienced attorney when she gains her powers. Why would she be a teenager?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whoa woah, who said teenager? Now youre playing language games rather than having an honest discussion. And where did you even get "experienced atterny" when the whole show is about how she sucks at her job and looks for loopholes to success resulting in her own frustration while she sleeps around enjoying casual sex? It seems like youre using selective language (IE "experienced attorney") to frame the conversation in such a way you target my emotions rather than ideas.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >whole show is about how she sucks at her job and looks for loopholes to success resulting in her own frustration while she sleeps around enjoying casual sex
              It really isn't.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really is :/
                Also notice how you ignored my poinnt about Captain marvel and selectively latched on to who you wanted to debate about so you have power and framing in the conversation when in reality your tactics go as follows
                >ignore most of post, hone in on disagreeable aspect that will lead to emotional manipulation
                >subtly imply opponent is stupid and doesnt understand situation
                >move goalpost as soon as another emotional window opens to attack
                Now you have shifted to I did not "understand" the show.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Captain Marvel is the age she is supposed to be.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                move goalpost further. The actress was poorly cast then and you think the semantic of a number is the point im making and its not. I have highlighted your tactic and I respect the source material unlike you therefor you have no debate power here and will just make fun of me

                [...]
                Anon stop trying to paper over your lack of any point with meaningless blabbering

                I have a point and it hasnt shifted from the start of this discussion. It only seems like babbling now because youre throwing so many digressions at me and youre used to them working as a diversion tactic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron. Gunn cast a kid so that the character is introduced, but won't need to be cast as an adult until Marvel decide to use her. This does not mean every character has to be cast as a kid, it's one instance and one character. Are you braindead?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They did it this way so for the supposed reason I've made up
                >But they wouldn't have this reason more than once, because that wouldn't make sense
                ???

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>But they wouldn't have this reason more than once, because that wouldn't make sense
                What are you talking about? This is a specific instance. Are you suggesting they cast a child for Captain Marvel, who is introduced as an adult fighter pilot?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm saying they saw no need to show us Carol as a child in an MCU movie ten years ago, because why would they?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is the reason.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro we are talking about superheroes meant to bring us joy. Remember that. In the comics her character is never significant as a child or relevant to the plot as a child. In fact I could of course be wrong but I believe we barely ever see her as a child and even me as a comic fan of cosmic marvel and 70s marvel did not recognize her in this scene. So this leads to the obvious next question why did he decide to portray her as a kid? And all im saying to that is, when it comes to female characters, they cast 30 year old hags not kids who will "age into it" and theres no reason to name call and be an butthole over this

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a character was introduced
                >SUPERHEROES ARE MEANT TO BRING US JOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!
                You're insane

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you realize you can lookup interviews of the creators of these characters and they speak to their exact intentions? All you have is mockery and people see right through that nowadays.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In the comics her character is never significant as a child or relevant to the plot as a child.
                And she won't be in the movies. The GOTG films are over. The new team, if it appears again, won't be for some time and would only be in crossover films.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That has nothing to do with what I just said, you have to be more specific as to the nature of your disagreement. I also think fire is hot, do you agree fire is hot?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What are you even blabbering about then? What is your complaint?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's no GOTG Vol. 4, the films are concluded
                the new team at the end is more of a tease for future appearances of some kind down the road

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with you and even with that, that feeds into what Im saying that more accurately portraying her as the woman in the comics would demonstrate this. Instead a random child I was unable to make a mental association with.

                What are you even blabbering about then? What is your complaint?

                Its not a representation of her character, it comes off like he cast a child for literally no reason. I have been consistent with this in all my replies as people keep throwing shade at me with minor dissertations.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've been given a reason. Why do you keep saying "no reason"?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have refuted the reasoning as flippantly incosistent with other mcu offerings as well as not aligning with the source material, why are you trying to get me to accept your premise (through fancy word play) that I did not do this when those people have stopped responding or resorted to namecalling and saying im "babbling"?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is Gunn obligated to be "consistent" with unrelated film castings?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because most of them are good and when they are good it is born out of adhering to the heart of the source material and carrying over what works from it. Therefor Gunn should adhere to it as he did when casting Zoe Saldana and Pom Klementiff

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Stop that there FANCY WORD PLAY with them letters and shit!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its true though, he was askimg a seemingly simple question but actually asking me to accept his premise that ive been defeated
                What would YOU call that?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its true though, he was askimg a seemingly simple question but actually asking me to accept his premise that ive been defeated
                What would YOU call that?

                You have not refuted anything. You have roared that every other character ever wasn't cast as a child, therefore it cannot be that this one was.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I didnt now youre just misinterpreting what I said as an attack at me. Little do you realize all the way at the start of this discussion someone tried that exact same pilpul bullshit lol right here

                She-Hulk is supposed to be an experienced attorney when she gains her powers. Why would she be a teenager?

                Here anon implies I want She-Hulk cast as a "teenager" so that he can discredit and mock me as you are attempting to do but you are rather being more insulting by insinuating I want all female characters cast as children when I just told you for positive examples look no further than Pom Klementieff and Zoe Saldana.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whoa woah, who said teenager? Now youre playing language games rather than having an honest discussion. And where did you even get "experienced atterny" when the whole show is about how she sucks at her job and looks for loopholes to success resulting in her own frustration while she sleeps around enjoying casual sex? It seems like youre using selective language (IE "experienced attorney") to frame the conversation in such a way you target my emotions rather than ideas.

                Anon stop trying to paper over your lack of any point with meaningless blabbering

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you sure seem like someone having an emotional reaction alright

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup I get mad when the things I like arent properly adapted and comics intended for children in the 70s have superior writing to 200+ budget films meant for all people of the world. And now you too play the game where emotional investment/passion = "wrongness" even tho that is the basis upon which these discussions are had, the idea that we LIKE the thing we are discussing.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            because of my dick
            >muh realism
            kys homosexual, I don't want to see a wrinkled fleshbag in my media

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would she be a teenager?
            Because if it was popular they'd want her to carry on for over a decade.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      /ourguy/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cast little girl as the young character who will grow up and if Marvel want to use the character in the future they have free rein to cast a new adult actress
      Are you moronic?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      grown ass-woman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gunn totally post here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He does

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's supposed to be Phyla?
      Fricking hell the absolute STATE of the Vells...

      And where the hell is Moondragon? Drax has fricked off are they just going to introduce his believed-dead daughter without him?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        feige must personally hate the vells, it's the only explanation for why mar-vell was skipped over in favor of carol, why he got gender swapped, genis being written out of existence and phyla being unrelated to him

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suspect in Mar-Vell's case it's more a combination of not giving one single frick about the comics and wanting a strong female protagonist for his next Phase(tm) so Mar-Vell gets skipped over in favour of Danvers.
          Phyla's more baffling in my eyes. You have a canonically alphabet person that the fans actually like (even if they like her for being a frickup) and you shunt them off to the side.
          Must be malice at this point because pic related shows it's not ignorance.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suspect in Mar-Vell's case it's more a combination of not giving one single frick about the comics and wanting a strong female protagonist for his next Phase(tm) so Mar-Vell gets skipped over in favour of Danvers.
          Phyla's more baffling in my eyes. You have a canonically alphabet person that the fans actually like (even if they like her for being a frickup) and you shunt them off to the side.
          Must be malice at this point because pic related shows it's not ignorance.

          Mar-Vell and Genis are both canonically dead, while Phyla always been a D-lister. Caroil is the only captain marvel that's really popular, simple as that

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            But Death of Captain Marvel was always regarded as one of Marvel's best stories. Why did the MCU skip over the 70s, 80s and 90s, straight to the shitty forgettable stories of the 00s and 10s?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because that was always the plan. The forgettable stories were created specifically for Disney to harvest ideas from later. That’s why all the new brown girl characters started debuting directly after the success of avengers.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Why did the MCU skip over the 70s, 80s and 90s,
              They did Infinity Gauntlet, and...um...yeah.
              Cap is the worst offender. His FIRST post-ice movie is Winter Soldier from the mid-noughts.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Carol
            >Popular as Cap
            HAHAHAHAHAHAH
            They have been cancelling her comics constantly, they're in her 7th rerererelaunch and guess what? they're going to cancel it again. She's not popula, she's just not allowed to fail because Marvel wants her to be their icon but people don't read her

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >really popular
            Source?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >biggest frick up
        >from an old dyke to a cute e-girl
        this is the first swap that disney has done right

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh sweet Jesus, they're already doing Phyla-Vell and THAT'S her? Stick a fork in this piece of shit, it's done

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >THAT'S her?
        Yes, you moron, a child actor so that Marvel are free to cast their own adult actress later on if they want to use the character.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Recasting her would be a shame though.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is Captain Marvel so old then and on her second movie they cant even hide it anymore? By your own logic, she should have been a mid 20s woman so she would age into it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because Brie Larson has aged poorly. They cast her when she was in her mid 20s and fresh off an Oscar win. Also, this character may be used in the future, if Marvel want to. This was Gunn's last film for them, he introduced a character but as a child so they have free rein with her later and aren't tied into an actor choice he made on his way out.

            If you read my post and thought the point was "all characters have to be cast as children", you're an idiot.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              She has aged poorly and was a poor casting decision so im glad we agree with the core of what im saying.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so that Marvel are free to cast their own adult actress later on
          Because something could have stopped them doing this?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wanted to introduce the character as part of the new GOTG team, but not set it in stone as to who plays her going forward, given she is only a kid they're free to use the character later. If there is a team-up film later and Marvel decide to have the GOTG appear, they have the current team lineup.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know what you're saying, it just seems really arbitrary. Why not introduce a young horse-guy in Thor? Did Ant-Man only have a young daughter so she could be aged up for Young Avengers?
              Why did they have to have a kid Phyla NOW?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Gunn wanted to have her on the new GOTG team introduced at the end of the film. But also not tie Marvel down to a specific actress right now on his way out. So she's only a kid and can be used "properly" later if they want to. That's it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, she's the daughter of Mar-vell, who isn't even in these movies (that woman in Captain Marvel doesn't count). Why are they SO determined to frick up the cosmic characters and their backgrounds?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buit muh apwmcis

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you OK?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how shitty Marvel is with their alien life
    >like 8 lines above the lip
    >blue dude with blue facial hair
    >green girl

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    UHHHHOOOOHHHHHUH e______c child

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >monster Groot
    >Adam Warlock
    >a psychic dog
    >a Captain Marvel clone
    The new team honestly seems too overpowered

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that shit pic is annoying me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that shit low quality 720p pic version is annoying me

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          have they been running and yelling all the way from that town in the background?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, from like five feet behind them where they were grouped.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh that's less funny

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon asking the real questions

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, they even make you watch the 5 full minutes of them running away from the town. Its "comedy" don't you know?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Makes his wife the centrepiece of the DCEU and as his last act at Marvel pushes his brother from glorified extra to future star superhero.

          What a fricking hack!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Makes his wife the centrepiece of the DCEU
            I swore she was in GOTG3 even though Gunn replied on Twitter he isn't forcing her into any of his projects, the studios are specifically asking for her (endquote).

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >oversaturated
          gross

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah get a better monitor

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i hate great value yondu. he was fine as a background character with 3 lines, but extremely annoying since gotg 2.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, can my ps4 run this game or do I need a ps5 for it?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you need a ps6 mate

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you need a ps6 mate

            none of those will work you need a ps3

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              with the ps4 it was RAM and the ps5 SSD.
              a few more playstation generations and we'll have the supercomponents required to make the complete inspector gadget happy meal toy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only ever had an arm and the hat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that shit low quality 720p pic version is annoying me

        Wait a minute...it STILL looks like shit! What is going on here??

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          post your version then

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            here ya go fren~

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I still see that peanut butter poster in the back

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was so weird to me in that the bronze guy, while objectively kind of an idiot (but with probably a literal heart of gold), is monstrously more powerful than all the others by an enormous margin.
        Followed by, or equaled by, the psyker dog. Those two could stop some huge threats; the others are who cares except Rocket because Rocket has the brains to do tech shit when that's relevant.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        After Thor 4 haven't they mafe MCU as kid inclusive as it needs to be? Even Groot looks like a toy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well they were basically action figure adverts since the beginning.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it was really Disney safe, three kindly, innocent, invalid talking animals wouldn’t have been shot to death

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >GOTG3
          >kid friendly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget that Kraglin has full control of the arrow now, which means he's a force to be reckoned with, too. Rocket's kind of the odd one out now, unless he decides to start carrying some insanely OP atomic laser cannons or some shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The new team honestly seems too overpowered

      Still nothing compared to the Annihilators.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many fricking Captain Marvel clones are in the MCU at this point?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did drax die?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish. Bluetista just doesn't want to come back.(or lose weight)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's he do then?
        Drax doesn't really have a purpose after revenge, I can get Peter or the girls leaving, but Drax seems to be a permanent staple, kind of like Rocket's reasoning.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He become a father to those clone children,or whatever they were

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's something.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lucky bastard. ToT

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's like 50, and has been jacked his whole adult life given he was a wrestler, it's understandable to not be able to keep that up so easily anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he absolutely did. unless i missed something, it went from "motionless drax on the ground with mantis mourning" to "everyone is talking together again and look, drax is here, as he should be"

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should have stuck xochitl in there, she's funny

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we even getting another film? These movies take way too fricking long to make nowadays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not till like 27 or so. GOTG 4 will be something they trot out if they continue shitting the bed and audiences don't respond positively to Kangz and the FF4 and Young Avengers

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    chapped lips sink ships.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the issue.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pom was mid 30s and still mogged all the other marvelhos

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one gave a shit about the GOTG before the movie, homosexual. stop acting like its a sacred cow that's been tarnished

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't understand the parents who sent their daughter to literal PEDO, this world is so full of homosexuals, every day I pray we all get purified with nukes and become salt pillars of Sodom

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They let AI summarize people's opinions about recent movies, and the stupid AI thought that everyone comparing Marvel recent movies to spy kids meant that people wanted more kids in marvel movies.
    This stupid kid is the natural conclusion after reading the report, obviously

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe that we could eventually make movies to be whatever we want them to be by just shitposting shit like "I WOULD LOVE IF CAPTAIN MARVEL MOUTH LOOKED LIKE AN ANUS" over and over until the ai decided that's what normalgay wanteds and boom, in the next movie, captain marvel has a mouth anus

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a monkey paw thing anon. You don't want that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. AI images are already infinitely dull. I have become completely desensitized to the massive spam of "look even more PERFECT COMPUTER GENERATED WAIFUS!!" on Cinemaphile and everywhere else. Sometimes, rarely, you see something clever, like "make an image that looks like this antisemitic meme but out of parts of other images" and occasionally that's funny but by and large I feel like this AI shit leads to complete disassociation. It's going to be even worse once it starts reliably generating movies. Narrative and meaning are just going to be destroyed. It'll be a pretty spectacle where nothing means anything anymore and nothing triggers any emotion any us and we forget how those emotions are supposed to feel in the first place.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Brainlet who used to get told he was good at drawing as a kid detected

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you like that "clever" shit you would like 90% of AI art in curated communities and your entire problem with "AI images" as a whole are purely because you only go to waifugay threads on Cinemaphile. Most of the prompt sharing and image browsing websites don't allow porn and they're full of landscapes, monsters, theme mashing and visualization help for their own art or stories.
            Stop looking at anime threads and you stop getting anime, funny.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The girl has about 90 seconds of screentime in the film and one line.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phyla was an after thought by Gunn. So, was Adam Warlock. He was basically reduced to: oh, yeah. he's here too.

    Most of the movie was an after thought

    Vol.3 was better than most of Vol.2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam Warlock
      it was a studio requirement. Fans wanted to see him, so the mouse forced his hands.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't doubt it. Still tho. A major character from the books given such little attention. WOuldn't be surprised if he was meant to be the original Villain

        Gunn is a talented writer who knows how to handle a large cast. And still couldn't fit in an interesting character.

        Warlock does the same shit 3 times in the movie. Then, he's an ally

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gunn is a talented writer who knows how to handle a large cast. And still couldn't fit in an interesting character.
          yeah, because he didn't care for the character.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You gotta take pride in your work. If you didn't want to be micro-managed continue being independent. Which he was.

            He cared for Rocket. But most of the shit for him in the movie was shoehorned

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the mouse forced his hands
        Gunn himself introduced The Sovereign in Vol. 2. Pretty sure Warlock was always on his mind, but like others said, he's a one note turkey. Doesn't know how to do solo character arcs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fans wanted to see him
        Not like this they didn't.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute, hope Carol will adopt her and make that fatass pajeet seethe with jealousy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get a fatass pajeet girl?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are her fingers, knees, feet and lips all smeared with shit
      fricking shadman sweat drop tier

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the deal with these Village of the Damned kids?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      POV: you're a Hollywood executive and your crate has arrived to your private residence.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      James Gunn must've been sweating in his underwear while shooting this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      are those kids from 2050 USA?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean modern day MKUltra slave kids

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't the one on the left the guardian b***h? What a waste. Frick Gunn.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that adam warlock character was being hyped quite a bit. whats his deal?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's basically like cosmic Superman, but he can also use magic and has energy powers, and he's written like an old dark fantasy protagonist. His destiny is to become the Magus, an evil ruler who takes over/destroys the universe. The change is portrayed as him getting purple skin and a white afro.

      Like usual, looks cooler in the comics.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your new Thor, bro.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mother is a spic
      >Blue eyes
      how?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its almost like both were blue eyed blondes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't pass dyed hair and colored contacts to your offsprings, moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a lottery she could have just as easily been dark brown

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her mother is Spanish, not "a spic".

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        in casting they forgot all mutt characters need to be brown haired and eyed, I honestly think it's some producers kid or something.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, who did thor frick?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's his wife's son.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he adopted his enemy's daughter

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is there any greater cuck than having another man's daughter?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean by "having"?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Gosling

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is actually Hemsworth's daughter, but she plays Bale's daughter in the movie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't unsee now

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    C

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So disgusting pigmentation around the mouth is now all it takes to be THE ALIEN FROM ANOTHER planet?

    What next - some guy has blue nails and they going to claim he is not human, but from another planet?

    Also - that nose...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      who could portray a human adjacent species better than american mystery mutt meat?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thirdie bros we gotta stop replying to ourselves sisters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      who could portray a human adjacent species better than american mystery mutt meat?

      We need to show this character is an alien, but not put too much work into it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't they just say that blacks are aliens at this point.
      GNFO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > ALIEN FROM ANOTHER planet?
      It's an artificial person from a space station.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The purple man was deliberately trying to make a more perfect version of humanity. These kids are the next generation on from the animal people, one step closer to authentic human.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be THE ALIEN FROM ANOTHER planet?
      Did not watch the film. Frick off.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares, the series is finished and over now.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
    AND
    FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute and smol. Needs lots of headpats.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just put the thanos chin a few inches higher like on her upper lip they'll love it lmao
    and everyone stood up and clapped

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look her up on imdb for research
      >someone made this list and put her in it
      hmmmm

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll bet whoever made it is on a list too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >born 2012
        >hot asian actresses
        lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I look forward 7 years from now some anon posting her nudes here, girls grow so fast nowadays

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    which way Cinemaphile man?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neither, get some fricking taste.

      -Not a pedophile.
      -Not into bugs.
      -Not into bald chicks.
      -Not into flat mannish chicks.

      You "people" make me sick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      too pedo for me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll sit in cuck chair watching.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The little girl.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually impressive to make karen gillian *that* ugly for a movie

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the comics this character is a lesbian, fully grown and a much cooler looking version of Captain Marvel (she has a sthword.)

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's asian so she could easily be like 25

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched guardians 2 last night for the first time and I gotta say that it could have been wrapped up in an hour 30.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Rocket Raccoon flashback scenes and near death experience made me cry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could have saved her...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, she's fine in the comics. At least she was last time I checked.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        For whatever reason, her telling Rocket "it's gonna be okay" is the only thing that actually made me tear up. I can't handle women being nice to men.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was no indication she had powers until this scene, what the frick is going on there?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was an after credit scene in a Marvel movie, you will be ok man.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Britney Spears & Korn.
    She has shitty music taste.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHING CHONG FING FONG I BARLIE GIRL WE PARTY MANY TIME

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute. Which galaxy does she guard?

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK, when can I expect her?

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best girl.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        correct

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      correct

      This creature made me shift uncomfortably in my theater seat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worst character. Dogs just aren't funny. I hated the talking dogs in Up too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hated the updogs too, but if theyre written to be likeable Im ok with it.
        the distance between cosmo and something like beverly hills chihuahua is a million miles

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          true, those chihuahuas are based af

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I fricking hated the updogs too

          What's updogs?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey, what it we changed Cosmo's power from telepathy - the thing that allows him to talk to people - to telekinesis? Oh, the talking can be done with a machine instead.
      >Also, now a girl.
      FOR WHAT PURPOSE???

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To honor Laika, the female cosmodog.
        TK is more useful for capeshit, where you can CGI shit smashing together or the dog being essential in the end rescue. TP being replicated with a literal voiceover and everyone having huge range personal radios shows how the comms side would have been useless, and I don't think le funny action movies would have much interest in doing mind-invading perspective trickery. Just smash some shit together instead, simples.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay franchise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow, they could have easily matched that color and found a woman with that facial structure

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dude cast muh cosplayers

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          sony email leaks reveal its much worse than that
          >dude cast by muh skin color

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This isn't a Sony film.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >o-other studios do it differently!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon, different corporations work differently.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are right, disney is the one that said they will make 50% of their casts brown pansexuals, sony is in the 1900 compared to them

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...why not? Their acting is on par with modern israelitewood puppets. Brie Larson is a dogshit Captain Marvel. But she's the worst of both worlds because she's hard to look at too.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >his only example is just Brie Larson over and over

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tom Holland, Zendaya, Ezra Miller, Jared Leto etc.

              None of these nepobaby israelite subhumans knows how to act.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                > Jared Leto
                Depends on the script. He was good in Dallas Buyers Club, plus he's kind of based for trolling Met Galas every year.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure how you "troll" Meta Gala when you're supposed to dress in weird costumes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                By upstaging them with even weirder costumes

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's an ugly charisma void israelite with zero acting skills.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ugly
                now you're just coping

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                People like that anon are on copium 24/7 and need to make up various excuses as to why something's wrong with their entertainment and life in general.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                People like that anon are on copium 24/7 and need to make up various excuses as to why something's wrong with their entertainment and life in general.

                Gay israelite simps.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                KWAB, he's not even israeli, you're just some mentally ill seething uggo, don't bother replying again.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name a good current generation actor/actress.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't. That's why I'm saying at least cast the good looking ones.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Can't
                Kek, so you're full of shit. At least stop watching current movies and shows.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you illiterate or just israeli?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm saying you're a contrarian. And the very least you can do is not watch any modern shit if it makes you upset.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can do is not watch any modern shit
                I did stop consooming israelitewood slop. Many people did, seeing just how hard everything is flopping nowadays.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jessie Buckley

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            We get it, you're gay

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              kys

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kiss me
                For the 8th time, no

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the comics she is an expert in many martial artsand dresses like a woman of the artist Boris Vallejo, much in the MCU has been lost even the soul of these female characters James Gunn specializes in murdering characters especially women

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moner's in the new superman movie, gunn's got a chance to redeem himself and prove it was the mouse being run by bodyshaming anti-feminists that keep ruining attractive women in their movies

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend millions to make a girl a dog
      They should just have paid a pet handler

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then you would have gotten a dog instead of a dog with a human mind.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The CG is really good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Movie had good effects in general, particularly after the shoddy work in other recent Marvel films

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, so Borat's daughter was actually on set acting like a dog during filming?

      I could work with that...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Kraglin doing mocap for Rocket?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, he always has

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the hole point of the movie that these lab kids are literally autistic and moronic, and that they can only repeat exactly what they were taught and are incapable of any kind of problem solving and creativity?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't the hole point of the movie that

      No, obviously not.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the source of the villain's whole motivation and the reason the entire movie happened at all.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch better.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pinky pie me, then.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic and moronic
      >they can only repeat exactly what they were taught
      >incapable of creativity
      yeah, just like a dumb frogposter
      you big dumbo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and now that shes a Guardian she has been enlightened. Beautiful movie anon 🙂

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    did a cigar explode in her mouth

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    K.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so are all you pedos ITT the same ones larping as pedo-hunting vigilantes in the Sound of Freedom threads?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kill my competition.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theres no such thing as "pedo-hunting vigilantes" as the default human position is to be against pedophilia. As we keep saying. And that makes it so weird that you would even come into this thread and bring it up unreltatedly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey Im attracted to the dog, can I go home?

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they make a film of Power Pack.

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