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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shimo is so based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally came into this thread to post "based Shimo" and leave. Great minds think alike

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based based Shimo posters. For me it's B.E.A.S.T. Glove, I'll be dying if I hear that spoken in a movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based 90's toy vibes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember playing with this as a kid but we had lost the flying attack parasite ;^(

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I absolutely loathe that homosexualy gauntlet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's b.e.a.s.t. stand for?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big
          Easy
          Ass
          Shitting
          Taser

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big Ethnic Ape Slapping Tool

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Skar.

        >good POC Godzilla and monke fight evil white blue-eyed Godzilla and redhead monke
        It's all so tiresome.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off troony

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    landfill
    and you wonder why there's so much estrogen in every water supply on earth

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are its pronouns

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should've done Rhedosaurus (Beast from 20,000 Fathoms. It's WB, they already own the rights.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what shit articulation on those figures. Once removed from the box, I doubt anyone would know what the frick that white one is from. It'll be in a secondhand shop bin or a littered beach in a year or two

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sort of looks like Anguirus but as an albino version.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Told you it's from early screenings and not the final design.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blue lipstick
        more like bawdmo amirite? Emo?!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        design looks same

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/wJAwpOt.jpg

        > lipstick
        > homosexual lgbq pink blue white colors
        why?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both Shimu and Godzilla are confirmed heterosexual monsters. No joke.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rocking the Damodar lipstick
        guaranteed kino incoming

        I absolutely loathe that homosexualy gauntlet

        why?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's a damodar?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The henchman in the first DnD movie.
            Bald, blue lipstick, extremely slow walking and line delivery. His ridiculous melodramatic talking paired well with Jeremy Iron's over the top scene chewing ham acting.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bruce Payne drunk as a skunk sipping on blue drank

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ohh look whitey being villain again, very predictable Hollywood...

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    :O

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ta Ta, turtle man

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like that moronic OC trash from Godzilla unleashed or whatever that wii trash was called. Save the earth was better.
    KOTM was peak monsterverse.
    >peak Millie
    >great roster of kaiju
    >Let them fight
    >Fun without it turning into speech bubble territory

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The soundtrack was also amazing.
      It just needed, like always, more screentime for each monster.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meme expects us to laugh
    >it's actually cool
    Ok, homosexual.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Evil monkey has his own evil lizard friend
      This is absolute kid kino.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shimo is Godzilla's distant ancestor. Monkey controls him or thinks he can control him.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lame

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    except for MUTO monsterverse has had some weakass original monsters.

    What's stopping them from using any Godzilla kaiju?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toho charges out the ass for each Godzilla kaiju and they can make more money using Godzilla and Kong with OCs for less cost.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A small indi game could afford it

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whitebros we have our own Godzilla now

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a hidden message in it? It sorta looks like the transexual flag but they wouldn't do it that obvious would they? And what's the message supposed to be? That trans people exist? news at eleven

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see what you definitely want to see.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's the Israeli flag.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shimo?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gojira vs Shmo!

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow this OC donut steel is way cooler than Ghidorah, Rodan, Mecha G and Mothra. This franchise definitely didn't blow its load already,

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Skar.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      HE HAS NO STYLE
      HE HAS NO GRACE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is he kicking his can all over the place?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe they turned kongxzilla into a sweet ass buddy cop movie, kek.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they not allowed to use Gigan?
    Why all these "original the character donut steel" when there is a wealth of pre-existing kaiju to use.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have to pay toho money to use existing kaiju and won't do it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, even for absolute E tier kaiju like Ebriah toho wants stupid amounts of money on

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one ever gave the price. The test screenings went well with the exception of some OC monster that people didn't like so it was replaced with Mothra just like that.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just remember it being explained about the time Darkhorse comics got the rights to use godzilla.
            >Darkhorse in the 90s got the rights to do godzilla comics
            >asked about using any of the other toho monsters
            >each one is separately under a contract so you can't just buy up the rights to use godzilla and get say spacegodzilla, Jr, or minilla out of it too
            >the amount to use any other monster was more expensive than what they could make in profits selling godzilla comics
            >some monsters like Ghidorah and Mothra were more expensive than what they themselves were worth
            >toho got bootyblasted when Darkhorse did OC donut steels instead and wouldn't renew the contract with them when it expired
            IDW comics gets to use all the monsters in the toho library but in exchange toho has final say over the storylines, art, and they get complete ownership over said comics.
            It's lead to some real shit like the jaws as toho absolutely hating James Stokoe and fighting him tooth and nail over everything in half century war, shit was delayed multiple times

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Godzilla in Hell was fricking great.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care about these manchild toys, I want to know when I can watch Minus One in 4k streaming? I saw the bootleg and NEED to watch the thing in 4k because its deserves that respect for the masterpiece it is despite Japs having no clue how to market or sell their products. Shit is like how Nintendo sold the wii by purposely witholding supply to the market.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaijew

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick do they think they can compete with stuff like minus one or shin? who the frick cares about this goyslop?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's catering to the Pacific Rim Uprising crowd who couldn't handle the slower Jaeger and kaiju movement speed from the original movie that actually gave everything weight and scale.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know I should be an akshooly nerd and realize this, buuuut it looks dumb, and I want big shit going hard and fast.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tourist.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minus One and Shin are for adults, this is for literal children.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SO did someone see the screening or are there leaks? I will still watch it but does zilla die in this one? Is ginger monke really smart and beats up zilla? Spoil the entire thing please.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is gonna be such a fun movie to see with my mates, I'm blessed not to be fart sniffing joy killing pedantic c**ts like some of you guys

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw the trailer. Why is Godzilla pink now? Was he just cold? Like plants that go pink when stressed from cold?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamma radiation. Mothra will go through the same process probably.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shlomo looks gay as frick, does it really take both Godzilla and Kong to beat him

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any plot leaks yet? Will we get more films after this? Are they setting up something else?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Cloverfield monster appears in the post-credits scene.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the plot leaks turned out to be correct but I haven't seen any in a while.None of them talked about the ending only some were about who kills who but there are like several different versions.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As goofy as these movies already are, i simply can't imagine the red monke riding this thing, imagine how absolutely moronic it must look

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