>situationship
thank christ I locked down a chick already, really feel for the rest of you single fricks
Why do they insist on casting Glover as a suave ladies men? He is basically an indian guy as far as casting goes: Only comedic side characters and weaklings.
Donnie casted himself in this. He's the lead writer & producer of this. It's the John Boyega & Pacific Rim 2 thing all over again, except Glover wants to fuel his yellow fever.
>it's a TV series, not a movie >it's created, written and produced by Donald Glover who plays Mr. Smith
This dude really wanted to remake this with himself as the lead and he chose Phoebe Waller-Bridge as the love interest?
>created, written and produced
Doesn't matter. In the modern film industry even being all 3 of these doesn't give you the freedom to choose what happens. Somebody told him to make it this way.
I've posted about this before, this stupid fricking chimp Black person always does >Le raised eyebrow
In every fricking picture. I've never seen him in anything and never will because his promotional pictures make me sick, imagining how uppity this homosexual Black person must be holy shit get him off my fricking screen you Hollywood Black folk
No-one would have cared about Mr. and Mrs. Smith if it didn't star the two most attractive (white) actors in Hollywood at the time. Don gLover is not the black Brad Pitt, no matter what anyone claims.
Never think that again.
The insane budgets are the ENTIRE point of Hollywood money laundering.
All of their israelite buddies are getting paid.
israelite cousin owns a company that does PR. You pay him 10million. He pays his staff pennies.
Oh no the movie doesn't "make a profit"
It already did what it was supposed to do. Take investor money and pocket it legally.
Your israelite cousin can retire but doesn't and helps convince more people to invest in the (israelite money pit) movie industry
It looks bland compared to the BrAngelina one. Glover is nowhere near as handsome or suave to pull of Mr. Smith, the Asian girl isn't ugly (Awkwafina tier), but not as charming or graceful as Angelina to pull of Mrs. Smith, their chemistry is non-existent, unlike the OG film (also a remake) which was made at peak Brangelina hype.
Pitt and Jolie was at the peak of superstardom, definitive A listers with chemistry
Who wants to see a love story slash action spy thriller with a Black person and the slant as a lead
The movie was absolute shit so I'm glad they're potentially making a good version. But it will probably be shit too. I don't see why people are acting like the Brad Shit version is some untouchable masterpiece. Please touch it. It fell completely short of its potential.
Hollywood really has a knack for finding the ugliest possible Asians.
it was originally meant to be phoebe waller bridge btw
really wish they had done that just for the shitshow that would've ensued
>phoebe waller bridge
Never before did it seem what it used to seem
It’s packaged right like Phoebe Waller Bridgida
That’s just what they look like without the Korean plastic face surgery
She's half-white apparently, from her father's side. The genes mismatched in the wrong way.
Half white and still an ugly asian. Shame on her father for racemixing
She's cute in a plain way.
At least it's not stupid fricking awkafina
It’s because rusanglogermcucks/jews are still spiteful over their exile from the continent
She looks old for an Asian, too.
The plot of the original is that she doesn't know her husband is a killer.
>remaking mr and mrs smith
hollywood is dead
we didn't know how good we had it. is she asian or hispanic or both?
Fixed it, because it's going to be a TV show.
Why do they insist on casting Glover as a suave ladies men? He is basically an indian guy as far as casting goes: Only comedic side characters and weaklings.
Donnie casted himself in this. He's the lead writer & producer of this. It's the John Boyega & Pacific Rim 2 thing all over again, except Glover wants to fuel his yellow fever.
Is he married to the middle aged asian lady?
Only closeted homos are attracted to asians. Notice it’s never a straight looking guy dating one
>it's a TV series, not a movie
>it's created, written and produced by Donald Glover who plays Mr. Smith
This dude really wanted to remake this with himself as the lead and he chose Phoebe Waller-Bridge as the love interest?
>created, written and produced
Doesn't matter. In the modern film industry even being all 3 of these doesn't give you the freedom to choose what happens. Somebody told him to make it this way.
>created
No
Umm black bros our response??
Glover has been hinting at having yellow fever in his songs
>Donald Glover
into the trash it goes
>situationship
thank christ I locked down a chick already, really feel for the rest of you single fricks
Good job, bro. It's also good that divorces don't exist.
>they hit different
frick I didn't even notice that, kill me now
>they hit different
He told her once. Shoulda told her TWICE! Some pimps never learn.
>"How do you do, fellow kids?"
I've posted about this before, this stupid fricking chimp Black person always does
>Le raised eyebrow
In every fricking picture. I've never seen him in anything and never will because his promotional pictures make me sick, imagining how uppity this homosexual Black person must be holy shit get him off my fricking screen you Hollywood Black folk
Mr. IncluSmith & Mrs. ProgreSmith.
Seriously tho, Glover literally made this series to fuel his yellow fever.
Glover is a gay
don't worry, /ourguy/ is in it
YO LIL DONNIE! I'M IN ANOTHER SHITTY REMAKE! BET IT MAKES TO SEETH AND SHIT YOURSELF, YA PUTZ!
white genocide
closed the trailer when Ron Perlman showed up.
what an absolute piece of israelite shit movie
Lmao the ENTIRE appeal of Mr and Mrs Smith was people wanting to see Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have sex, and even if it was simulated(it wasn't).
Literally no one in the history of ever wants to see Donald Glover or some random Asian naked
they don't even look like le secret agents wtf kek
LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE!
This looks fricking terrible, just make something new instead of rehashing shit that doesn't matter
looks like some high quality kino
No-one would have cared about Mr. and Mrs. Smith if it didn't star the two most attractive (white) actors in Hollywood at the time. Don gLover is not the black Brad Pitt, no matter what anyone claims.
Irredeemable cringe whenever Donald Glover tries to act smooth or suave. You're not that guy bro.
>the OG remake film kinda flopped.
it really didn't
I heard people a lot of people cope & say it did. I was too lazy to search. I personally love it (apart from trim head Brad).
that's an insane budget for a movie like that
Never think that again.
The insane budgets are the ENTIRE point of Hollywood money laundering.
All of their israelite buddies are getting paid.
israelite cousin owns a company that does PR. You pay him 10million. He pays his staff pennies.
Oh no the movie doesn't "make a profit"
It already did what it was supposed to do. Take investor money and pocket it legally.
Your israelite cousin can retire but doesn't and helps convince more people to invest in the (israelite money pit) movie industry
What is he thinking right now?
>Damn, maybe if I'd done a LDC and never gotten married, I too could be fricking a rotating carousel of supermodels while making kino with Scorsese
>do wop music intensifies
Nope.
in what world this looks bad? You can't even see straight with that much prejudice. You're blindsighted
It looks bland compared to the BrAngelina one. Glover is nowhere near as handsome or suave to pull of Mr. Smith, the Asian girl isn't ugly (Awkwafina tier), but not as charming or graceful as Angelina to pull of Mrs. Smith, their chemistry is non-existent, unlike the OG film (also a remake) which was made at peak Brangelina hype.
>in what world this looks bad?
The first world.
Pitt and Jolie was at the peak of superstardom, definitive A listers with chemistry
Who wants to see a love story slash action spy thriller with a Black person and the slant as a lead
>here's that male heart throb you mentioned.
>anons defending the honor of their favorite movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith
u guys crack me up
I just hate Donald Glover.
excuse me it was kino of the highest order
I'd pretend Zendaya is attractive before I'd see Donald Glover is a super spy.
he's in
>"I'm the Riddla' baby!"
why does the big ass head homie still look like he is 15
Dong Lover is annoying. He’s like a black reddit.
Haha, I was looking at the wrong picture.
I thought "Well, at least they're white"
The movie was absolute shit so I'm glad they're potentially making a good version. But it will probably be shit too. I don't see why people are acting like the Brad Shit version is some untouchable masterpiece. Please touch it. It fell completely short of its potential.