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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's a longstanding tradition of ugly lois lanes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chick from Smallville was too fine tho

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the guy is cute but why does the chick have a Black nose???

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She very clearly doesn't

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you do that facial expression your nose will get wide too

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Lois Lane that doesn't look and act like she came out of a 'How to Draw 50 Generic Hollywood Actresses' book.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares DC will never have a successful film again lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eventually they'll get smart and do an Ambush Bug movie which will both be fun and generate an interest in deep DC lore.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman is cool

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he really is when he's at his best, a compassionate and merciful guy that believes in freedom and justice, some directors tried to do him different with the hope that they might do something original but they frick his character up
      wanna do something different? actually explore why some guy would wanna be such a paragon of goodness in a shit corrupt world

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whenever I'm in a stressful situation, I ask myself "what would Superman do?".

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emma's pretty funny

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is her jaw bigger than his? Is this a joke?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original Lois had a big jaw too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All women are going to be cast/drawn with a square face/big jaw going forward.
      Ugly women an transvestite are going to feel bad otherwise

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get there are incels here, but Emma is hot as frick

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what rating do you give her out of 10 for a 27 year old?

      How is her jaw bigger than his? Is this a joke?

      yeah she is kind of lantern jawed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is :::Gal Gadot::: all over again.
        No one wants to pay to see swarthy MENA brunettes feign coquettish close-ups whilst restraining their contempt for comic book fans.

        Don't worry though. Because Zaslav is totally rug pulling the vision of James Gunn by end of year, and selling Warner Bros. to Netflix, Apple, Bezos the Clown, or Saudi Arabia and JKushner

        Gunn's Chosenman and Louis Lame will never happen.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In a decade where you get +5 for not being fat or nah?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's 27? I thought she was 35. What the frick are these people doing?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And here's their son

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the guy in Pearl the other day and thought he'd make a good Hemingway.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to believe it's Hoult.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People really like Hoult and I just don't get it. Don't think he elevates stuff.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mainly want it to be him because it would mean that a guy who played Superman for Hollywood was a guest on Never Mind the Buzzwieners, which is funny to me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like him best of the three. He's awesome. And incredibly sexy hot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Then on Sunday, Hoult, Brittney and Corenswet did another series of screen tests, this time in costume as Superman. Interestingly, only Mackey was brought in that day to portray Lane opposite the actors.
      >Sources caution that just because Mackey segued into the second day does not mean she is the front-runner for Lane, although it may be hard not to draw that conclusion.
      It may already be joever for the other two girls...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brosnahan was set up to fail being opposite Hoult

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brosnahan would have been best.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Hoult and Rachel for me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is really hope is Brosnahan, i love her israelitebs

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't expect actresses with curves in James Gunn's movies, he seems to be allergic to breasts and ass, don't forget

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think his wife is pretty

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look like siblings, si that intentional?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to admit, basil, she does look rather mannish

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Frick off with this fat fetishism.
    Maybe you are not very smart but capeshit is a genre of movies and in the original source the women are hot Gunn seems to hate the comics and chooses only those women with anorexia, you are asking for thin actresses in a genre where the characters have the body of an athlete, a contemporary Lois Lane does not have the body of a lazy woman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      when i think of james gunn's choices i can only imagine lois lane in a tight short dress and flat booty with stick legs

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Mackey, but I'm rooting for Brosnahan.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how he can make a Superman movie. Are Clark and Lois going to constantly bickering and making fun of their own mission to save the world? Montage of superman saving kids set to the Stone Temple Pilots? Action setpiece where the setting or a major element is a joke but played completely straight? That's not going to work with Superman.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're replacing Chadvill with this 7/10? Not even gonna comment the Michael Jackson-looking Lois.

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