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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >show it for 3 seconds
    >the other 87 seconds are jump cuts to people's faces going :0
    Modern cinema and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the next 2 hours is boring literally who gives a shit security clearances

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah why didn't Iron Man just put on his suit and shoot Oppenhier with his repulsor cannons?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >marvel invented the concept of STUFF ACTUALLY HAPPENING
          I love how in Barry Lyndon he just sits his fat ass in Ireland and talks about tax policy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        $900 million box office

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh box office

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would've made half of that without the Barbenhiemer shill campaign

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >marvel invented the concept of STUFF ACTUALLY HAPPENING
        I love how in Barry Lyndon he just sits his fat ass in Ireland and talks about tax policy

        The third act of Oppenheimer is the best part of the movie you brain fried zoomer

        Top tier courtroom drama.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not at all. Anatomy of a Fall wipes the floor with it as far as courtroom drama goes. It's a poorly paced slog that sucks any life the first two acts managed to instill into the film right out of it
          That's not even mentioning the embarrassing JFK reveal

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the exact opposite, third act is when the film really picks up and becomes truly interesting. Everything before it was just a set up for the third act, quite literally.

            Also Robert Downey Jr. really knows how to portray a seething jelly coper, like Salieri in Amadeus. Great performance.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >like Salieri in Amadeus. Great performance.

              Good troll, but that was a bit too on the nose.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it 100%, unironically.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          surely this is bait

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, unironically and honestly, third act of Oppenheimer is the best part of the movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They include the "reaction" directly to the movie so you don't have to watch YouTube to know how you're supposed to react like a proper human.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t see the movie but I don’t get it this is Nolan shouldn’t this have been the coupt de grasse of the whole movie? Why wasn’t it just fricking CG then if you’re going to do this? This is like a B movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coupt de grasse
      Sigh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coupt de grasse

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan is such a hack it's unreal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he should have detonated an actual nuclear bomb what a gay

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what kind of dumb argument is that? we were so enchanted with Nolan when this was announced that was an actual meme/hope for the film
        short of detonating a real nuke this is a really shitty effect, old Godzilla movies from the ‘60s have better scale than this, that’s not a nuke looks like someone just shot a rocket launcher or a grenade exploded
        should have just been CG, this is completely phoned in and looks hysterically shitty

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we were so enchanted with Nolan when this was announced that was an actual meme/hope for the film
          Nobody but youtube grifters "announced" that. Anybody with a brain knew that was click bait from the beginning. He definitely should've had enough clout to get several tons of explosives at least and made the biggest on-set boom in history, though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, the last 10 or so movies he made before kind of gave that impression.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was such a fricking let down. The forced perspective doesn’t work so it looks like a gas can exploding 40 feet away from them (which it is)

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How high do you think that plume in that still is? 20 feet tops, I’m thinking like 15 feet. If you were standing on the berm next to the plume your silhouette would be like half the size of that little puff. Maybe Michael Bay should have made this one, idk.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to prove that an atom bomb can work
    >make a smaller scale bomb that you safely detonate in your own country just as proof of concept
    >NOOOOOOOOOOO ITS TOO SMOOOOL YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AS BIG AS THE TSAR BOMBA

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lynch's bomb was gay too and looked like Blender shit for someone's youtube channel. He obviously watched a few tests and said to his VFX guy "AND MAKE SURE YOU GET THOSE BIG SMOKE TRAILS BY THE SIDE, ALL NUCLEAR BOMBS MAKE SMOKE TRAILS"

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be the premier director of blockbuster spectacles
    >make movie about the inventor of the nuclear bomb
    >get mogged into oblivion by David Lynch

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man this scene went so hard. I would've loved to see it on the big screen

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fricked up the lighting too, you can see the spotlight coming from a different direction than the blast. First hand accounts of the Trinity Test described the light being so bright and all encompassing it was like it had turned to day for a moment

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's your nuclear explosion OP?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I muted everything except the center channel and I find the film a lot more interesting now.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys kept telling me he would use a real nuke. that was the only thing I was disappointed about with the movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're an actual moron if you genuinely believed that, more so from Cinemaphile kissless virgins

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