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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You bet your ass we do.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *You're

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes we do

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come sea bugs taste great but land bugs fricking suck?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried land bugs?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just crickets. They were, a thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have, my friend got roasted crickets and I tried one. I have a pretty large tolerance for food types but I couldn't finish the thing and spat it out, it was vile.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More salt.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crustaceans > Insects
      Simple as

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crawfish ain't sea bugs you sum b***h.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      400 million years of separate evolution, complete different environments and diets, the fact that you don't have to eat the shell, etc.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sea bugs
      >have chewable flesh with a distinct flavor
      >land bugs
      >it's all just bitter goo and exoskeleton

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rollie Pollies are classified as Crustaceans because they're descended from sea bugs, and apparently they taste like shrimp.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna go start a Rollie Pollie farm then. Thanks anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just don't feed them after midnight

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some of these dudes probably ate real good on squashed paki last week.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They eat better. Land bugs eat shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they any good? I've never tried them

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We were eating the bugs all along

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    all that for $8?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >worst meal of all time
    No fricking thanks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's much better and healthier than average American goyslop

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        American Frankenstein cheese is great for melting but don't bother with it cold/raw.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayo wyteboi, can i git dat to go? gotz a plane 2 cash an shiet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lobster and cheez-its
      God, Black people are so based.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I bet that was a one hour flight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this picture cause it looks like the dude is utterly repulsed by her. He's wearing a mask and it looks like he is holding his nose at the same time
      Even has wipes too lol

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does this taste like? They look like big sea bugs so I don't want to try.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a pain in the ass to eat. You have to crack and dissect all those shells for like a handful of meat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat the meat from the tail and then suck the juice form the head. $7.99 would not be worth it to sit in a hot, humid room full of sucking and cracking for 90-120 min

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason I really dislike eating clams, shrimps, crabs, etc.

    It's such a pain to tear the meat from the shell and you only get one bite

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pistachios though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy peeled prawns.

      Also, you can cook them in such a way that the shell is edible.

      The head is the tastiest part.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate crustaceans, they just make me sick to look at with their exoskeletons and spindly legs and shit. Literally like some mutant giant insects. Dunno how anyone can eat them.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does american food taste wrong? My friend was suprised just how shitty the fresh vegetables tasted.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They put chemical additives in the veggies for larger crop yields.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are americans ok with that?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our vegetables are grown in Mexico or China now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mine are grown in my garden.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$7.99 /lb boiled
    >at the theater
    I wish, that's a decent price anywhere.

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