Yes indeed Robert, my mother pays for today. And next week I will be paying.
You see my friend, me and my mom have been going allot to the movies recently since my father recently passed away.
I love my mother and I dont wont her to feel alone.
>kick out the little ones leg >clothesline the other one >start stomping until the theater carpet is audibly soaked in blood >*pant for 45 seconds* >"I'll take a medium popcorn with extra butter, a small box of chocolate covered peanuts and a large Coca-Cola please, Robert" >*pant some more*
Haha, screw you. You're a real sport man, you're alright. Hey listen, Robert...I'm sorry about last week when I came here for Dial of Destiny. I know you vouched for me regardless that I came to the kinoplex alone. You've been kind not to bring it up but yeah, we both know I left crablegs and mountain dew all over the floor after the movie. I just, I didn't have the time to tidy up after myself. I need you to understand...
We’ve talked about this. You’re always making excuses. For everything you do wrong, you have some excuse. When you got caught jerking off - “Oh that wasn’t my fault. I didn’t know there was going to be a nude scene in this movie”. When you snuck a free refill “I was so thirsty, I had to”. Well it’s time you start taking accountability for your actions and grow up. I got yelled at by the manager, and had to clean up those shells. I was late getting home because of that, and my girlfriend accused me of cheating and now we’re broken up. You’re becoming the bane of my existence, if you want to feed upon crab, then the least you could do is not frick and suck me like a buck
Look. You know I'd never intentionally diss the kinoplex. Or, especially you Robert. My family thinks the world of you and always tell me in private that they wouldn't mind more people like you in their neighborhood, so we hold you in high regard. As for your girlfriend, I'm sorry. But honestly, maybe we'll just call it even now after you cucked me last summer when I brought the girl I found on tinder that you swooped in on.
uhm not QUITE Robert, the Canadian GST credit came in so I will be having that small popcorn DOUBLE layered with butter please and thank you
and also a tap water if you'd be so kind
no, no movie tickets for me today, that'll be all
Robert, my girlfriend will be paying. She just told me she's a bit late and will arrive after the movie starts.
If you don't mind, I'll be heading inside to wait for her.
Robert you're not supposed to be back there. You don't work here anymore, remember? Robert please. Please don't make a scene. Robert I don't want to have to call the cops again.
You do this once a week. Robert did you know your mother came in here yesterday? She's worried about you, did you know that? Evidently all you do when you're at home is talk about the theater. Go home.
*sniffles softly* yes… I-I don’t know where she is… she said she was just going to grab something from the car *sniffles*
Uh no, Robert. I will be paying. I just borrowed my mother's credit card today, haha...
ANON, BEHIND YOU!
>teleports behind you
>*slices you in three with katana*
>"I warned you about our no-singles policy. Nothin' personnel kiddo."
>Robert, your kids are here to visit you
H-ha no, I'm paying for my date!
Please don't expose me Robert, I really want to see this and there's a no singles policy.
(Laughs) Robert, you son of a gun, that's my date.
Yes indeed Robert, my mother pays for today. And next week I will be paying.
You see my friend, me and my mom have been going allot to the movies recently since my father recently passed away.
I love my mother and I dont wont her to feel alone.
my b***h Lane is paying Robert
Robert, when I worked the concession stand, an Ultra Big Combo Meal was only $13.50. What happened to the prices?
>you want popcorn huh?
>wel first you’re gonna have to go through us!
How do you respond without sounding mad
looks like they already took the L
>Hey Robert, what's with the Spanish Inquisition ova' 'ere?!
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE
Save me Roberto-sama
>kick out the little ones leg
>clothesline the other one
>start stomping until the theater carpet is audibly soaked in blood
>*pant for 45 seconds*
>"I'll take a medium popcorn with extra butter, a small box of chocolate covered peanuts and a large Coca-Cola please, Robert"
>*pant some more*
I enter the film without popcorn and pass out mid film due to not having eaten breafast
ROBERT SAVE ME I'M BEING BULLIED
Once again you have failed me Robert. But this time, the pleasure will be all mine.
yup, I reckon so
hey robert, you're a Black person!
>You got a smart mouth Robert. It's gonna look real pretty sucking my dick.
Haha, screw you. You're a real sport man, you're alright. Hey listen, Robert...I'm sorry about last week when I came here for Dial of Destiny. I know you vouched for me regardless that I came to the kinoplex alone. You've been kind not to bring it up but yeah, we both know I left crablegs and mountain dew all over the floor after the movie. I just, I didn't have the time to tidy up after myself. I need you to understand...
We’ve talked about this. You’re always making excuses. For everything you do wrong, you have some excuse. When you got caught jerking off - “Oh that wasn’t my fault. I didn’t know there was going to be a nude scene in this movie”. When you snuck a free refill “I was so thirsty, I had to”. Well it’s time you start taking accountability for your actions and grow up. I got yelled at by the manager, and had to clean up those shells. I was late getting home because of that, and my girlfriend accused me of cheating and now we’re broken up. You’re becoming the bane of my existence, if you want to feed upon crab, then the least you could do is not frick and suck me like a buck
Look. You know I'd never intentionally diss the kinoplex. Or, especially you Robert. My family thinks the world of you and always tell me in private that they wouldn't mind more people like you in their neighborhood, so we hold you in high regard. As for your girlfriend, I'm sorry. But honestly, maybe we'll just call it even now after you cucked me last summer when I brought the girl I found on tinder that you swooped in on.
BANE?
Aye
uhm not QUITE Robert, the Canadian GST credit came in so I will be having that small popcorn DOUBLE layered with butter please and thank you
and also a tap water if you'd be so kind
no, no movie tickets for me today, that'll be all
My falcon will be paying. Where do I put my anvil?
Robert, my girlfriend will be paying. She just told me she's a bit late and will arrive after the movie starts.
If you don't mind, I'll be heading inside to wait for her.
So... about these penis inspections. Who will be performing them?
right here
sup Black person
Haha always the kidder, Robert. Mom hurry I don’t want to miss the previews.
No goyslop for me Robert. SOUNDOFFREEDOM GANG RISE UP!!
>im in the moobie theater now
You know my mom's dead, Black person
Yep, don't forget my commemorative vessel aswell Robert.
Robert you're not supposed to be back there. You don't work here anymore, remember? Robert please. Please don't make a scene. Robert I don't want to have to call the cops again.
You do this once a week. Robert did you know your mother came in here yesterday? She's worried about you, did you know that? Evidently all you do when you're at home is talk about the theater. Go home.