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this era will be looked back on in the same way the new guardians is
but i liked the new guardians
It's certainly making me pine for the clone saga days.
We don’t even get a Snowflame out of this one though.
>gotg 3 is kino
So, it will be kino days?
You know, I can get by BtS Spider-Uk being a hijab-eearing Muslim woman. That hijab gives her a mystique/Madame Web look.
Very fondly?
>hijab-wearing Spider-UK and trans Gwen pushed in the same movie
American progressive creators are so silly, but at least it reveals a hidden agenda behind the whole circus and shows that it's not actually about progress or acceptance
>hijab-wearing Spider-UK
That's on point
That's been shown constantly since this started. It doesn't matter if there's no logic too it because it comes from the top down. It doesn't matter how many times you point it out because billionaires still fund it.
Americans are mentally ill, it's a nation that was literally founded by child molesters.
>Imagine if the quintessential "American" Spider-man was a beer-swilling beaner who hung around Home depots looking for work.
In all honesty foreign media should just start depicting Americans are swarthy obese transsexual nonwhites who love Israel, communism and gay buttsex. It's very accurate to what the country is like now. Stuff like Squirrel and Hedgehog is cool and all. But the last thing Americans are is buff wolves who can karate chop people.
To be frank, demographic change takes about 40 years from extreme majority to minority. The US was still 88% white well into the 1980s, it wasn't until Reagan passed the 1986 amnesty and later Bush passing the 1990 immigration act that the US became extremely browned. The UK leaving the EU pretty much made European immigration dipped drastically while migration from former commonwealth nations like India, Pakistan, Nigeria and so on all increased. Once the Ukrainian refugee supply dries up. The UK from here on out is likely going to get swarthoids just like America, Canada and Australia are currently.
>3.5 million homeless americans
>Half of them reside in California
Are all those vacant houses in California too? Are they also impervious to drug addled rages of the mentally ill?
Black person
Now that shit was cringe
How exactly
>make Spider-Africa
>it's a white dude in an African-flag spider costume
how come you have no issue with hobie then
The initial reaction to him was pretty much as the reaction to this, an intentionally subversive reveal
Hobie’s theme isn’t directly tied to a nation
Braddock as Spider Man from the comics for reference.
Rule zero of punk anarchy is that there ARE no fricking rules.
Alright. I've changed my opionon. I'm now in favor of gayboy's spider brit.
He’s Spider-Man and Captain Britain?
the most recent spider uk is a black woman though
You do realize africa isnt a country right? What the frick is the "africa flag"?
Any african flag dumbass, use your brain
Gwen says she's south african so we already have an african spider man in the first movie
im kinda surprised there isn't Black Panther but Spider-man character in one of the Spiderverse comics already
Africa isn’t all black people. That’s mostly West Africa. The rest of it has other types of people with their own unique cultures.
Yes, and Britain isn't all white people, but a white person would be the base expectation when it comes to a character whose identity is based around the UK, just like a black or brown person would be expected for a character whose identity is based around Africa. Making Spider-UK a muslim woman would be the same as making Spider-Africa Elon Musk.
No, Elon is the Superior Spider-Africa.
This is just a spider-person from the UK, she's not supposed to be like Captain Britain or Captain America or whatever.
She's Spider-UK, that's her identity. Miles is also just a spider person from the USA yet nothing on his costume reflects it.
except Spider-uk is also the Captain Britain of their universe, with this design being at least partially inspired by the character Faiza Hussain who becomes Captain Britian in the Age of Ultron universe.
so it kinda raises lots of question about what the captain Britain corp is doing during all of this and what their opinions on canons events are considering the corps is also a Multiversal/Omniversal organisation
Can't wait for this era to be long forgotten.
Very accurate.
I think she is cute
Birmingham?
or bradford
she should have have been Spider-Midlands instead of Spider-uk
Only if she sounds like.
"'ere frick you bloody! Bloody frick you!"
British Spidey should be from Manchester and have a daft twat with a head like a fricking orange.
*be a daft twat
It's like my Uncle Karl used to say
>Great power comes wit great responsibility eh? Can't be done with that.
>Uncle Karl
If this Spider-Man is Karl, it'd be Uncle Alf. Who slept in a rubber dinghy instead of a bed and had one telly where the picture didn't work and one telly where the sound didn't work and he'd watch them together.
Does he throw acid in people's faces?
Imagine if the quintessential "American" Spider-man was a beer-swilling beaner who hung around Home depots looking for work.
I'll never understand having the trope of "the character that represents and encompasses a country" be something that was/is historically the cultural opposite just for inclusion of those aliens.
>here's a brit!
>she's a quran-thumping rag-wearing muslim
libshits thrive in conflict, they cant just do the intuitive thing, they must SUBVEEEERT
i would read drunk beaner spiderman though
Spider Boracho!
We have a "why not confederate spider-man" thread up. That seems more accurate to clapistan.
my guy, miles is supposed to be the quintessential american spiderman
Is the only thing in that sentence you take issue with this hypothetical Spider-Man being a beaner?
>Imagine if the quintessential British spider-man was a toothless junkie who wandered around at night looking for fights
>Wouldn't that be the complete opposite of what the average british person is?
Take out the "toothless junkie" part and that basically is what classic Spider-Man is.
Not like you'd see the teeth under the mask anyway.
That design makes me think a more adept villain can just grab her by the scarf and choke her. Seems inconvenient.
That’s kind of hot
It operates on cape-logic, where it's almost invisible to villains.
But it also leaves a trail behind her, like the tail lights in Akira, or the scarf from the PS2 Shinobi game.
English Spider-Man should have some connection to paganism. Like he's a wiccan or druid and the spider is his familiar or spirit animal or something.
>logo that looks like the green man but made of web, or a spider face made out of web that invokes the green man
Yeah! Or Robin Hood, who also has green man parallels. With the Green Goblin equivalent being related to corrupt nobility descended from the normans?
Green Spider vs the Red Goblin? Would make an interesting inversion.
Modern day Robin Hood "commits suicide" after discovering the story equivalent Panama Papers in the City of London.
I'd be down for hippy/new age/pagan Spider-Bong.
There was an old 1980s Robin Hood show where Robin would frequently converse with the god Herne the Hunter.
Rooooobin
Thehoodedman
Very based of you to recognise it.
He-Lob
Big white supremacist energy, there. Should he also come from Hyperborea, and get his powers from being an aryan true son of the frost giants?
>Hyperborea
>Frost Giants
>British
Brainlet detected.
It's not a bad design I think. Besides, a Muslim wearing UK colors seems like a tribute more than anything else.
i will never understand how the hijab, something used to hide women in genuinely mysoginistic countries in preparation for the burqa, became a feminist icon.
Because the whole oppressed minority in first world countries tops feminism in the woke scale. Conveniently, western women tend to ignore how Iran looked before Khomeini and his cronies took over.
There's also a weird... I don't know what to call it, but a "chaining to the past" when it comes to people of a heritage from Muslim countries. They have to be active, practising, believing, even if a little lapsed. The idea of a young girl who's parents were from Iran or something, who basically feels about Islam how any Brit feels about Christianity (basically, a vague knowledge, and in-and-out engagement at weddings and funerals) seems weirdly unrepresented.
I could say something like that happened in Bend it like Beckham, but those were hindu. I imagine muslims are a hot potato, because the moment you portray a young muslim girl abandoning the faith and becoming westernized to pursue her dreams; you're probably gonna get a lot of angry people complaining about it.
To put a blunt example, Marjane Satrapi wrote Persepolis with the intention of portraying her own experiences before, during and after the iranian revolution; and it is a pretty interesting read because it showed what really happened from the POV of a regular person.
Flash forward to 2018, and muslim girls in California were asking schools to remove it from their libraries because they were offended over a 'wrong' portrayal of islam.
More specifically, people in the community who go away from chador/hejabs even if they stay muslim get acid thrown in their faces.
We should have spider female chav ultra anyways. I'm not sure if I have that terminology right, but you know the general idea.
>brutish roadman spider lady who turns from a life of petty crime and drinking White Lightning on weekdays to upholding justice when her Uncle Baz gets shanked in the town square
>western women tend to ignore how Iran looked before Khomeini and his cronies took over.
Iran only looked like that in the upper class parts of cities like Tehran. Most of the country was a rural desert shithole filled with religious fundamentalists. The revolution wasn't a matter of if but when, It only intensified when the UK/US overthrew the democratically elected Mohammad Mosaddegh who wanted to nationalize the oil industry of the country.
A lot of them are in Detroit ironically enough
>Detroit
>ironically
That's what happens when a city loses all it's capability of producing goods and services in the way of manufacturing. People leave.
What the frick would the homeless people given that property even do apart from fricking starve? There is no work or people to panhandle
Having read a couple of pamphlets on it over the years from Islamic viewpoints its about modesty as a virtue and how embracing it is suppose to be empowering.
Thats at least how some see it I imagine.
If you personally want to wear a hijab as an expression of you religion, it’s fine. Being forced to wear one against your will isn’t fine.
People who thinks it's expression of religion is same as Nazis who ignores halocaust.
Do you think she's captain britain too?
so im guessing the charecter meant to be what if Faiza Hussain became Spider-UK. why even include the character in the background it just raises questions aboouts the Captain Britain corp and what they're doing during all this universes being vaporised.
The irony about this sort of post is that the UK is significantly whiter than the USA. Britain has a problem with lefty open border activists too, but despite decades of deliberate mass immigration, from the last census Britain is still about 86% white compared to 62% in the USA.
What irony, it has nothing to do with race. It's laughing at the absurdity of some frick that doesn't represent the culture of the country their meant to represent. The trash bag over them doesn't help to sell their status as a hero wither. Yiu homosexuals are so soft you think everything is an insult to race.
It’s fanart.
That doesn't make it less absurd, it's still cringey.
>Okay, but how do we REALLY REALLY make sure that everyone knows that she's muslim?
I dunno it just feels racist to me.
Like modern blackface.
isn't the point of the costume to hide her identity, too?
Accurate
everyone ITT is a moron
this is fanart made by a twitter nobody and OP sucks dick
>Fanart
She's in the movie though???
Yay
>what is spider-punk
'ate pakis, simply as.
Not racist, just don't like 'em.
Why does she have to look so dumpy?
The hijab is to hide her dumpy to protect her identity.
>Spiderman?
Isn’t Spider Punk in the UK?
No. He lives in New York.
what? why would you wear a hijab when you're already wearing a mask?
that makes no sense
OI! WHERE'S YER WEB-SWINGING LOICENCE?
>Kris anka
Is that supposed to be female? Don't let gays draw women unless they have a reference sheet.
What’s the big deal with kris
I keep hearing them mentioned in the spiderverse threads and I still have no clue who they are
Kris Anka was lead designer on the movie designs, and is a long time comic artist.
Kris is gays from the gay dimension gay. I don't mean that as an insult. He worked on X men when they were going through the Brian Singer and Iceman is gay period, making it very gay, and one of the runaways runs, which is also gay as hell.
Kris does beefcake well, he does good twinks. His ability to draw attractive women.....is practicaly a meme.
Pic related. This is about the time they were expecting extra interest in Captain marvel from the movie.
I will NOT accept this.
Not without gwen X spider muslim brit hatesex.
They don't want to work with guys like Ed Benes, Adriana Melo, Frank Cho, censor Carlos Gomes but Kris Anka seems to be Nu Marvel's spiritual mentor, is anyone really surprised that nobody buys anything Marvel publishes anymore?
Why do fudgepackers despise women so much? Like, it's one thing to not want to frick women, but why the hate?
Women are very hateable, they're like the rich people of gender
Of gender or of sex?
Both I guess? I feel like a lot of the vitriol MtFs get stems from the hate people feel towards women in general, including the hate women have for other women, FtMs kind of fly under the radar
Kris is also one of the designers behind one of the new DLC suits for Spider-Man 2.
That looks pretty good actual-
>Hijab
I hope the Spiderverse staff all die in a fire Kyoani style.
Ironically she wears the hijab to style her spider-suit, but she doesn't wear anything even remotely like that in civvie clothes.
Not a proper Muslim then, this is what happens when you put "conservative" women into a western environment. Incellah.
>Not a proper Muslim then
Well, duh! Why do you think she engages is sex before marriage with her infidel (white) boyfriend?
Just like 99% of American Christians aren’t “real Christians” despite wearing crosses on their neck.
I think it’s based that we have a canonically transphobic character after they revealed Gwen is a looney troon
Switch the blue with green and this wouldn't be a bad Spider-Iran.
It's honestly not a bad design.
>Anka
Ah. That's a man under there, isn't it.
No, just an ugly woman.
She's upside down for her 2 second appearance and the hijab doesn't fall down from the gravity, it should because Gwen's ponytail points "up" so gravity is a thing but the hijab just ignores it
0/10 terrible film
all of the secondary alternate spideys looked low poly and janky in comparison to the main cast. gelt like i was watching some 3D nickolodean cartoon.
my fricking sides
...why do you need a Hijab that goes OVER a full mask? There's not an inch of her face or hair showing anyway, the Spider-Man mask already covers everything.
Same reason gwen has a hood I guess
The mask has become the civil identity itself. Notice how the black spider-man wears all black. How the rock fan needs to carry a guitar to let us all know he's a frickin guitarist. this b***h wearing a hijab to cover her hask covering her hair.
Only Miguel truly had a thing going for him. Because even his costume being a day of the dead reference isn't that easy to notice or in your face.
Spider-Man is no longer a story about a random every day man or woman doing the right thing and facing dialy struggles as a normal person.
It's a shit fest of cosplayer jumping around trying to up one another in terms of cultural heritage.
Welcome to the spider verse.
Neat design but shouldn't have been UK.
England's blue lion motif is fricking great though, wish there was a hero with that as a symbol.
The end of the scarf should go over the back, so the lion motif can be seen, and to create a motion trail.
Lose the hijab thing, keep the scarf.
it's weird that they keep making minority spider-uk's instead of having them from a country where they're a majority, why couldn't this have been for an iranian spider-woman or that black spider-uk be from the congo or some shit
tbf this is only the second after they killed the original Spider-uk off for Shock value i guess in Spider-geddon but it is a bit weird that Spider-verse and comics came up with two very different minority female Spider-uks
Who's this b***h?
Spider-Eh.
she look neat
>already covered head to toe
>hair absolutely not visible
>still needs the hajib otherwise you wouldn't know the author fetishizes minorities and sees the hajib as an exotic cultural accessory and not a symbol of religious oppression
Ew, muslim shit is incompatible with western civilization, remove please
She has a great body though
She looks like a potato
Isn't spider punk the uk spoder man?
As an Englishman this is very accurate, thank you Spiderverse
Where the frick is Billy
God damn it.
I’m just waiting for the porn of this character
Reminds me of the muslim sailor moon fanarts
>Already wearing a full body stocking
>Gotta drive home that it's a Muslim
>Reductive while attempting to be inclusive
Meanwhile, the actual Muslim writer created Kamala Khan, who- get this- doesn't fricking wear a goddamn headscarf
Imagine if every Christian character had a rosary or a cilice or a big tattoo of Jesus. If every israelite wore a yarmulke and a star of David and the fricking prayer strands even if they were lawyers or shield agents
Fricking stupid.
Also Anka needs to stop his gay ass from shrinking every fricking tit to an A or B. It's not diverse if you give every woman the exact same fricking body
>Also Anka needs to stop his gay ass from shrinking every fricking tit to an A or B. It's not diverse if you give every woman the exact same fricking body
But women are dithguthting. Thmell like fish.
You’re whining because ONE Muslim hero has a costume with hijab incorporated to it.
>Seething about Spider-Verse thread #59124
Do you like showing up just to say NOTHING at all?
Well im in a thread thats saying nothing at all so it seems like im in the right place
>it's okay to act stupid because everyone else is
You need to get a grip.
>>it's okay to act stupid because everyone else is
Petty excuse.
Says everything that needs to be said.
gay.
Wah wah wah, little baby.
Shouldn't you be tired of b***hing about this after Muslim Captain Britain?
she only showed up for two issues by the same writer years ago and hasen't been mentioned since
I remember her showing up in a relatively recent comic, making some dumb quip about socialized healthcare
Faiza is a character but she not Captain Britian in the mainline 616 universe that happened in the age of Ultron universe the NHS reference makes some sense since she is a doctor who works for the NHS
>Faiza is a character but she not Captain Britian in the mainline 616
No, but she is the wielder of Excalibur.
that doesn't make her captain Britain though
excalibur is not the Sword of Power it's a different sword
>that doesn't make her captain Britain though
Didn't say it did. But the question still remains why she is apparently so representative of Britain that she is so important and so chosen in multiple universes.
she was only chosen once which was by Brian during Age of Ultron, this Spiderverse Spider-uk charecter is meant to be a new charecter called Malala Windsor.
I can't remember why she's worthy of Excalibur though it's been awhile since i've read MI-13
>shouldn't you have been tired about this thing you dislike when it kept happening?
So, "shut up, pleb" basically?
Here's your funky spiderman.
Why would she wear a hijab if her hair is already covered by the mask? Seems superfluous no?
So that Twitter knows she's a Paki.
The same reason gwen has a hood even though she's fully masked
Religious reasons?
Its flair to add to the suit. The same reason Kamala wears bangles
I mean lots of superheroes will wear stuff from their ethnic background. Plus i think it looks kinda cute
The entire outfit is way too bulky. There's too much going on.
It’s the type of outfit that would be…fun to remove…if you catch my meaning
Where's their spider-moped and spider-jar of acid to spider-throw at spider-pedestrians because spider-knives are outlawed?
>Be an spider-man uk villian
>The anglo Goblin
>unlicense doc ock
>Venopium
>notice spider-man uk is a actually a moronic woman that uses a hijab
>filter the UK population for muslim woman that fit the aparent age of spider UK
>bomb or kill every single one and their families
These morons can't undestand how moronic their virtue signal actually is can't they?
I should have figured out the moment i saw a lot of spider people being fat women or spider-knight being a black fat woman
When I went to college there was this Egyptian chick who wore a hijab in one of my classes. One time I saw her take it off and her hair was so shiny and silky looking 🙁
Why didn’t you give her mixed kids, anon?
She was married! Her husband was a 5 ft Manlet
So?
>Her husband was a 5 ft Manlet
Man, cultures with arranged marriages do the weirdest shit
Such cute spider uniform for British cold weather! The best scarf is B, but the raincoat could be nicer.
oh shit she's cute
Hijabi spider will be too busy kneeling on the ground praying to fight
How is murder viewed in the quran btw? Or women fighting people even. Just a question.
Whats the fricking point in putting her in a hijab if she has a super tight form fitting dress above the knees? This b***h super haram theres no point in that stupid scarf
What are hijabi spider’s thoughts on Israel?
>Country gets colonised and shat on by the Brits, ruining any chance of becoming a decent place
>Move there and wear the flag of your oppressor
She should really be something like pic related
gets colonised and shat on by the Brits, ruining any chance of becoming a decent place
Sort of like any country conquered by any other force, say for example, Romans.
The Romans fricked off and left Britain alone. Middle East has continued to be fricked by the west after they left.
This would be like if Italy constantly sent in assassins and funded terrorist groups to keep Britain unstable.
>The [Roman] occupation lasted from AD 43 to AD 410
The Middle East was fricked way before the west even showed up.
>constantly sent in assassins and funded terrorist groups to keep Britain unstable.
Danes?