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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off. take your race baiting horseshit back to tv

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh, what's race baiting about this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you look at something like this and defend it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is how evil leftists have become. A literal screenshot from the fricking movie proper is "race baiting horseshit" because the audience is always wrong and the movie can't actually be bad. NEVER ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you anon. Its 2023 and Metal Face is not ok!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NuCinemaphile is just muh whyte genocide bullshit every other thread now. No different from Cinemaphile. Unreadable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black folk are le good!
      nope and cope

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they introduce head/targetmasters?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Mirage in the movie is some kind of unlimited multi changer and he turns into a suit of armor for Noah after having most of his body damaged.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Mirage in the movie is some kind of unlimited multi changer and he turns into a suit of armor for Noah after having most of his body damaged.

      You know how when Frenzy got his head chopped off and the head grew legs and a tail and turned into a cellphone instead of a boombox?
      It's like that but instead Smokescreen transformed into Kicker's power armor.

      >First transformers movie without Decpticons as the villains

      >It's shit

      They're all shit my guy.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Optimus really let himself go

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beast Wars ESG sucked

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did we go from this...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It just decided to have glasses?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Suspenders. They made him fricking Steve Urkel.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Writers burn in hell.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              hopefully they will get replaced by AI very soon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't even have his iconic flaps
        did they do that?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        was the homielips really necessary?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand this scenel, the human dude was right in trying to assume an autobot with a latin accent would speak Spanish. How is that racist?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          CAUSATRON

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        by starting with this

        How did they frick it up when

        How did we go from this...

        got it right

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made him Spanish so they had to make him look hideous too.

        He is a human, he's just in a powersuit.

        [...]
        >LA films not having iconic design elements on their characters is shocking

        [...]
        There's a black girl and a non-white guy in the OP pic.

        Is it weird that Cosmo is one of my favorite transformers next to wheeljack?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To this?

      both are awful fyi

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To this?

      Both look terrible.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To this?

      Mankind bows to the Wheeljanovs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To this?

      by starting with this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To this?

      [...]
      by starting with this

      What we could've have

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They replaced his face with a human's? That's moronic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We wuz livin tissue n shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Face Ripping continues

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a human, he's just in a powersuit.

      >doesn't even have his iconic flaps
      did they do that?

      >LA films not having iconic design elements on their characters is shocking

      Uh, what's race baiting about this?

      There's a black girl and a non-white guy in the OP pic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND OPTIMUS!

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will you learn that movie threads go on Wrong board? Even with your twisted logic Transformers should go on

    [...]

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only badass thing in the whole movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a video game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CGI looks like CGI
        You are very intelligent

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first movie doesn't look cgi. The meshing of the assets is seamless in 2007. How the frick is it so much worse when the tech today is so much more advanced?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First transformers movie without Decpticons as the villains

    >It's shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Micheal Bay movies are shit I agree. This and Bumblebee are the only watchable ones.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is this guy doing the Autobot equivalent of blackface?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Scourge has a weapon that can turn an Autobot evil, why didn't he use it earlier?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh anon, people get confused cause all capeshit is the same. But dude thats not transformers, thats war machine. He's like an ironman wannby and partener/wtv. He's rather cucked in most marvel comics. He's not a transformer nor does he have anything to do with transformers.

    Like srsly dude how does one even get confused with this. Transformers are fricking massive mechs, sure a few are small but none of the are tiny humansized or worse piloted by humans being nothing more than mech Black person slaves to the human race. They're defenders of the human race and have been for millions of years.

    I know its easy to get confused all movieslop looks the same cause israelites are moronic. Everything needs to look the same to sell big according to them everything needs to be relatable or human. Everything needs to be cheaply made the CGI can't be super advance now or the normals think its real and it confusing them especially with the "foreign" markets. Because it scares governments into thinking America has X and can use them for something silly like movies/media. Thinking the military ones must be ungodly death machines spewing out radiation. Everything needs to look the same and be a known IP or it scares the normals and they wont watch it. And with the """cost""" of modern movies you can't frick up and create a flop with a 250-750 million dollar budget or investors lose their shit. And if you frick up with the whole year where 10 of your top movies have a budget of at least 200k and barely break even or lose at least 30%. Well ~~*investors*~~ will want your blood. So you blame the ~~*writers*~~ its never management fault and you have to spend at least the budget on ~~*marketing*~~ because how else will people know about the movie. You can't post vieos on youtube and show a sneakpeak+behind the scenes info on the movie. Then people will know its bad and wont be tricked into watching it. You can trick the normals over and over again its ok they're stupid goyim.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how murderous Optimus was in this dude was talking about decapitation

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We are aliens hiding from humanity in plain sight

    >I'll be a giant Gorilla, you be a giant Cheetah / Rhino / Golden Eagle and lets go hide in....South America

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that CGI looks so bad, like they were just placed there by a newbie working part time in the studio, Optimus looks just so fricking small compared to the others

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope this is bait. They arrived during prehistoric times, they didn't fricking care about grugs, moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >prehistoric times
        Do you think those animals existed in South America at that time?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the Maximals looked like that when they got there

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Point is they didn't need to hide from humans, just get forms that would allow them to survive in an Energon-filled planet. At least that's how it was in the show, dunno how the movie changed it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You really didn't expect the movie to be at all faithful right?

            The only humans around were unga-bunga in the show and there is just no fricking way HW would make a movie that is just a CGI only no real humans allowed TF movie.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They already announced one and even did the celebrity voice acting casting to attract viewers you dumb frick.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one paying money for shit anon.

                Enjoy your dumpster fire slop.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick watches movies in theaters when you can watch them for free later?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that art is really nice, sauce?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I assume artificial intelligence, anon.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                homietron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Besstformers were always moronic. I knew this the first time I saw one when I was 6 years old

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Besstformers were always moronic. I knew this the first time I saw one when I was 6 years old

      >um ackshually it makes no sense for them to be animals
      Don't care didn't ask robot animals are cool

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >walks forwards at incredibly low speed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Zoids owned by Tomi/Takara? That would make something like a sister franchise to Transformers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved the GBA rpg.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGIZE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As trashfire as the movies were, I was interested in earth is unicron direction he was going

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was already in Transformers Prime. Hell, all of Bay's movies were ripping off plots from the cartoons and comics, just done worst. DOTM was from G1 cartoon's The Ultimate Doom and Age of Extinction was a mix of every 'Evil humans hunt Transformers' plot from IDWs Machination to Marvel's RAAT.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also the "mass production artificial transformers are really part of Galvatron" from Kiss Players for some reason

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      all his movies are terrible.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one likes the humans in transformers. Why do they keep shoving the humans into the transformers movies.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because if they didn't then they couldn't run for the oscar for best movie, instead they will have to go for the best animated movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because if they didn't then they couldn't run for the oscar for best movie, instead they will have to go for the best animated movie.

      Also more human scenes means less CGI to pay for.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        actors are more expensive than CGI, thought these actors are a bunch of literally who who will work for the minimun

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          setting up for CGI shots is always going to cost significant money, especially to do it right.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if he as the ability to become Headmaster

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans have been part of transformers since the first show you dumb zoomer

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't mean people liked them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The role of the humans was much more minimal in G1 and most other shows though. They were usually kids, more clearly 'sidekicks' as opposed to main characters.

        The reason humans keep being so prominent in Transformers movies is they give them all the plot and character development and make the Transformers ugly CGI trash heaps who are hard to relate too. Which leads audiences to say they can't relate to the Transformers. Which leads them to again give all plot and character development to the humans. It's a vicious cycle.

        The advantage of GI Joe over other human is they are larger than life, have codenames and wacky costumes and gimmicks and far out weapons and technology. They are pirates and ninjas with pet wolves and karate kids and fashion models and computer hackers. They hold their own better with Transformers than some boring car thief or museum assistant.

        Imho it would work best with a small cast. Just focus on 5 main Transformers and 5 main GI Joe members or else no one will get time for any development.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        GO FRICK YOURSEEEEEEEELF! People like you should be killed! Why should we preserve the flaws in a thing, any thing, and celebrate them as hallmarks?! Stupid bastards like your Black personly self are a detriment to quality and real progress.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you have morons like

      Humans have been part of transformers since the first show you dumb zoomer

      that cant find a movie with giant robots interesting if there are no humans in it for him to relate to.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are a genuine fricking moron. Humans have been centerpiece to Transformers since its creation. The only shows that didn't have humans were Beast Wars and Beast Machines since they took place before Humans had evolved

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Before Earthspark the last, like, 7 shows shows didn't have humans

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they were also like cheap ass internet only shows. Not exactly a high watermark.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even if you count the War for Cybertron Netflix thing as 3 shows, it's still only 5 shows between Earthspark and RID15.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Forgetting someone?
              I don't blame you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could've sworn RID15 last episode came after this trainwreck's lasp episode.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It totally might have.
                I didn't watch the Prime Wars at all and only watched RiD to some point in the second season

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I looked it up, apprently both Titans Return and Power of the Primes ended after the last RID15 episode.
                Really shows how memorable Prime Wars was.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It totally might have.
                I didn't watch the Prime Wars at all and only watched RiD to some point in the second season

                And you people are the "die hard" fans of these bullshit toy commercials.
                You can't possibly expect normies to give a frick about this shit without Skinface McSelf Insert teaching the giant murder bots how to love and appreciate us laughable, pathetic Hollywood hyoomies.

                If you want an all-robot movie then maybe you shouldn't have spent so much money on a franchise where the robot designs are butchered to the point of unrecognizable and they all die in 2 scenes or less in the most absurd, brain dead ways meanwhile Shia Leboof and Master Sargent Fast N'furious survive the whole franchise.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't call myself a diehard fan.
                And Prime Wars (and probably Netflix, didn't watch it, but it looks like it has the same cheap feel) is unironically the worse thing in the franchise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bod Budiansky thought that if the robots were gonna turn into human vehicles, they better interact with humans. Then that just stuck as tradition.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Close the helmet and that makes for a slick Metal Heroes design

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the issue, it WAS closed. Fricker just had a visor on.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mirage yells 'WU TANG IS IN DA HOUSE'

    >It's actually 'Hypnotize' by Biggie playing in the background

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The expectations were already low but somehow it managed to be an even bigger disappointment.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Linking Park

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chester decided to become an hero which made it hard for them to make a new song for the movie

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many times do they want to do the ‘old autobot that turns into an aircraft and has seen some shit’ trope?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically the best Transformers movie

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine. It's just how they are gonna do Transformers/GI Joe without the Transformers being so much more overpowered than the Joes as to make it ridiculous. I presume all the Joes will get Transformers armor. Would be cool if they each partner with a different Autobot and have a symbiote-like relationship with them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just how they are gonna do Transformers/GI Joe without the Transformers being so much more overpowered than the Joes as to make it ridiculous.
      the same way they did it in most other crossovers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can do whatever the frick they want because no one knows or cares about G.I.Joe in current year. They've never crossed-over in any other media that matters. No one reads the comics. They can tell movie audiences Matt Tracker is Duke and no one would know the difference.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They've never crossed-over in any other media that matters.
        Cobra Commander is in an episode of G1.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a cross over that's a cameo.
          It has all the significance as the Transformers/Jem and the Holograms shared universe. None.

          They've crossed over in the cartoon, every comic line around and the toys. If you don't care about cartoons and comics and don't think they matter then frick off to
          Wrong board

          Cry more about it, Hasbro.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ywnbaw

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've crossed over in the cartoon, every comic line around and the toys. If you don't care about cartoons and comics and don't think they matter then frick off to
        Wrong board

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're free to literally never follow up on any GI Joe stuff at all.
      GI Joe could never be mentioned again and the most we would get s people trying to act smug about dropped plot threads in a Transformers movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay but they are setting up GI Joe on purpose because a GI Joe/Transformers movie will generate buzz that Transformers movie #69420 won't. Also it could be good.

        Agreed. If they have to interact with humans, better they interact with larger than life humans with codenames and costumes and iconic looks than the uninteresting ones they have been interacting with.

        I get that GI Joe isn't that popular with people born after like 1988, but as one of those I really don't get how people don't understand that GI Joe isn't all real-world tech and a lot of it is probably more sc-fi/conceptual protos than a lot of TF vehicles.
        It's much, much preferable to me that if we do have military stuff in TF movies(which is hard not to do, they're on Earth most of the time in adaptations), the military they're involved with is a cool sci-fi military and not a real world one that needs real military approval.

        They are gonna put humans in it anyway so why not interesting ones with gimmicks?

        Not saying it will be good. I didn't like Snake Eyes or RotB that much so it will probably be mediocre but not because of the crossover. It does have potential if done right.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get that GI Joe isn't that popular with people born after like 1988, but as one of those I really don't get how people don't understand that GI Joe isn't all real-world tech and a lot of it is probably more sc-fi/conceptual protos than a lot of TF vehicles.
    It's much, much preferable to me that if we do have military stuff in TF movies(which is hard not to do, they're on Earth most of the time in adaptations), the military they're involved with is a cool sci-fi military and not a real world one that needs real military approval.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. If they have to interact with humans, better they interact with larger than life humans with codenames and costumes and iconic looks than the uninteresting ones they have been interacting with.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the black chick was hot

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GI Joe sucks wiener. Who the frick wants them to be in an Transformers movie? I couldnt roll my eyes hard enough when they shoehorned this shit in Rise of the Beasts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't get the hate boner Transformers fans have for GI Joe. I'm assuming they're cartoon-only zoomers who hate G1. They can't read comics if they missed all the previous crossovers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because GI Joe is a boring franchise.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you like something like Metal Gear Solid but think GI Joe is boring you have no idea what you're talking about.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            GI Joe wishes it was Metal Gear.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              A series about sci-fi tech affecting global military, splinter organizations made up of people not content with the system, soldiers with unique themes that blend genres like ninjas, with commentary over real world issue and sometimes satire?
              Yeah that's not like GI Joe at all.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stripping something down to just rough concepts makes it no longer accurate. That includes entire genres, not just individual works.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I posted that as someone who was a MGS fan first and then got into GI Joe and found it similarly enjoyable. At least in terms of the Larry Hama comics.
                GI Joe is by it's nature very versatile. It's a toy franchise, like Transformers is. Just like existing elements in transformers can be expanded on or experimented with, so can GI Joe. there's plenty of elements there that can be used to make interesting stories.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Metal Gear is the better G.I.Joe.
              Dial-Tone, Shipwreck and Bazooka ain't got shit on Revolver Ocelot or Jetstream Sam.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's largely zoomers; twitter and tumblr users have been corralled into hating police and military.
        There's also a ton of troony and gay TF fans now that associate those organizations with right wingers.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much every GI Joe series after ARAH turns them into an international rescue clone or fighting against the establishment. A poor showing for what is intended to be America's strongest military.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i always figured the constant crossovers were the reason why people hated them tbh

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Scioli's comic is fun but it does its own thing with the concepts involved.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's barely any. I think most of it comes from a knee-jerk response after the prominence of the military in the bay-movies and knee-jerk responses from people who don't know GI Joe and think it's literally just The US Military

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I worship Unicron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uniqlo?

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What am I apologizing for? The 2007 movie was extremely popular.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dies in your path for moronic reasons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That fricking bird getting possessed was great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No budget to make a model for robot mode

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if he was actually smart enough to use that corruption on everyone instead of just her for some reason.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would've been a cool reveal to have the Maximals they thought were dead come back all Scourged out.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is a Transformer movie without humans too much to ask for?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next movie is set on Cybertron before humans evolved so it should be okay.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liek shockwaev

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't they just do a War for Cybertron film? Why can't Bumblebee go back to his G1 design and speak normally? Why all the bullshit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are doing one.
      Because they think speaking with audio clips is why he is popular and not because he was the main character.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are doing one.
      Because they think speaking with audio clips is why he is popular and not because he was the main character.

      G1 Bumblebee was NEVER near as popular as 2007 movie bumblebee was. 07 Bee is legitimately a big pop culture landmark that people will remember in decades. G1 Bumblee is just some kid friendly character.
      Anytime Hasbro tries to push a more vocal bee he just isn't as popular. Movie Bee has the puppy dog aspect that makes him more generally loveable.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Johnny? Mai homie. You showing your age anon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reruns and home video exist anon, though I am starting to head into the deeper age range of this site.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haha. I am a year away from turning 40. Cinemaphile is like whiskey to me. A whiskey too good to turn down.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >War for Cybertron film?
      They did with the Netflix series, that got panned hard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of Prime and the first season of Cyberverse mute Bee isn't really a constant thing.
      It's really just the live action movies, and at that point it's iconic for him.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was okay, but not really that good. The original trillogy are still the best of the live action tf movies.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    More small Arcee plz

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this do worse than Bumblebee? Maybe explosions man really was the only one who could direct these movies and be successful.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not only ugly she was a terrible actor, it's like they forgot to cast someone and randomly hired a catering worker for the role.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Live action and "realism" are cancer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The robots are CG. Only vehicle mode is live-action.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    By not having Megatron in this, does that mean the bayverse is still canon since Megatron is still frozen under the hoover dam? Will they continue with this continuity somehow?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think so, how can Optimus be on Earth in the 1990s when he first shows up in Transformers 2007?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could still go back to cybertron for plot reasons.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should've kept Travis Knight as the director. The problem with this film is that it's just Dave Chappelle's self-insert fan story that shows off "muh culture".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dave Chappelle's self-insert
      lol
      what?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The main character is literally him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dave Chappell has nothing to do with this film though. What the frick?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You couldn't possibly have thought you'd have a rational discussion about Rise Ninjaformers movie here, right?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You couldn't possibly have thought you'd have a rational discussion about Rise Ninjaformers movie here, right?

            Okay yeah I'm moronic. Meant Steve Caple Jr

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit lmao.did you think Dave Chappelle directed this movie the entire time? Fricking how?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I just got names mixed up.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Directed by Dave Chappelle
                Yeah, I can see how one could mix the two up.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe this movie could be any worse than bumblebee pissing on a man or devastator having a nut shot

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rampage was cut from the film

    We got done dirty Cinemaphile.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fricking kidding me, i being asking for new Rampage figure for years

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell they added the Apelinq scene after test screenings. Notice the Maximals never mention him again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The alternate opening was Prime on Earth fighting a decepticon (Transit) on Earth who had been hunted the autobot group. And Optimus is desperate to learn the decepticon's ship's location so they can use it to get off this stinking mudball.
      But as he's being defeated Transit says haha frick you and self destructs his ship

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the first half of the movie when they were fighting in NYC but the movie went to shits after they flew to Peru when the ending copied Endgame with tons of drones coming out of nowhere.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Dinobot, no T-Rex british Megatron, not my Beast Wars

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IIRC he was supposed to be in the movie but only his body, he gets killed offscreen by Optimus.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Optimus Primal mid-transformation.png

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clearly a prototype of the delta-9 get put on
    >yo scourge
    >literally the logo from the bruce willis film
    These were the only good parts of the film for me.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where were Ironhide, Rachet, and Brawn?

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