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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what? sounds based! this is what True Detective fans want, right?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let's make the opposite of what everyone liked

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And why do you think that is?

      >Hint: Think about the main demographic this show had

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        asian females aged 14-22

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the main demographic this show had
        15 years ago

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think is the average IQ of this board?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          not even 10 you stupid bastard, and i’m stupid?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me? I'm just a regular type chick with a tight ass puss

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the first episode will there be
      A) Twerking
      B) WAP reference
      C) vegana talk
      or
      D) all of the above

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        D plus E & F
        >E: Gay shit
        >F: wypipoz le bad

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm remaking Sex and the City for HBO
    it's set at a monastery in Wyoming

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn she was actually close to making kino too. That part about them falling out of love and becoming enemies sounded like good drama for True Detective. But nope this takes place after and they’re falling back in love. Just frick my shit up senpai.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao it was fricked from the beginning you smooth brained idiot

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear the word, 'derivative' thrown around a lot. This isn't even derivative, they're just turning shit 180. is that what the plot is going to be as well? Is no one even gonna try anymore? You just put gay black women in your show and that's that?
    >this is a rom-com
    do people really want a gay character study of middle aged women prancing around in the snow? I don't even want to know what the half-assed plot is going to be. Inclusivity seems more and more like exclusivity to me.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally all these people know how to do is subvert.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      well they're subverting the global reputation of Hollywood and by extension the US

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Subvert, deconstruct, and give you the broken end result and saying it's better than everything before it.
      Narcissism at an all time high.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look forward to being told I was "filtered" for not watching this.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would jodie take the role

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you’re kidding right?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what is Nic Pizzolatto working on these days?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      cashing out

      probably pissed so many homosexuals were filtered by season 2, it was all downhill from there, the reviews for it still piss me off to this day

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is friendship
    Are you all just skipping this part or what?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no because it sounds like moronic soap opera BS. shallow and dumb content

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i shant be watching

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    True Detective peaked with Sarah Gadon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's implied her character had an affair with Detective Hay's son.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    one look at the promotional poster is all I needed

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point, you homosexuals deserve what you get, I’m over it, man.

    You know it’s going to be shit, you know they’re only ruining this show because the primary audience was white men, you know they hate you, and yet you’re all going to watch it, therefore support it. It doesn’t matter how much you shit on it, if you watch this. you’re part of the problem.

    The fact that people bashed, and continue to bash season 2, whilst praising season 3 and are now going to watch this as well proves you deserve nothing but slop. Season 2 was almost as great as season 1, arguable better in a lot of aspects. But whatever, that’s not even the discussion here.

    The point is, I will not be watching this. This is the equivalent of trannies taking over gaming and subverting it to their own liking because they hate the primary demographic, now gaming is terrible. Same goes for Television and Film. Anything that has a primarily white, male audience must be destroyed and subverted, it’s so obvious that they try to make you look stupid for even pointing it out at this point even though we all know. This mindset/agenda has infiltrated every facet of society and its all by design. “ESG” — Financial blackmail unless you push the “agenda”
    and If you don’t? No funding, your product won’t created.

    So, unless you’re torrenting this piece of shit, I despise you, and you deserve the world you helped support. Frick this soulless, humorless, spineless, piece of fricking dogshit trash, and the spick feminist dyke who created it, and all the israelites and all self hating, brainwashed cuck whites who helped it come to fruition.

    I’ll stick with Season 1 and 2, and I won’t be supporting or watching any of this slop. Have fun, guys. I’ll support things that aren’t terrible and aren’t designed purposely to frick me over. I pray the people with a brain boycott this piece of shit and make it fail worse than The Marvels, have a damn spine.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol no one is going to watch this except boomers and women. Season 2 was really good up to the big shootout. That is one of the best, most intense shootout scenes I've ever seen. Then it kinda limps along. It's definitely not bad but it always gonna be a touch act to follow season 1. I couldn't watch season 3 due to all the melanin. As White person, I just wanted to steal their melanin to power my Dr. Evil machine.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya is so ugly. I get Holland, twinks are in these days, but they couldn't find a single attractive woman for the fricking flagship character of Marvel to be interested in? Hell the black girl he starts the movie crushing on is hotter.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was finally filtered by fargo season 5. what are the chances i wont be filtered by td season 4?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    2024 appears to be the year of beating dead horses. td died in season 3, fargo in 4, yet here we are with the rotting corpses of both again

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anybody know the name of this movie? Thanks in advance anons

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    STRONK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one black person in Alaska.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      True Junglebeast

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh man this is gonna be trash enough to kill true detective finally

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      season 3 did a pretty good job on its own

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't watch it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what about season 2

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rave reviews. Jodie Foster detective kino. Deemed the best season since the first by far. But keep seething about this season will be a flop, just like how Cinemaphile kept posting about how Barbie would flop

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. lonely baitgay troony

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are the panels in the wrong order? Are chinks stupid?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            backwards read they reason some for

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn’t know what ESG is

        He doesn’t know why the reviews are so good

        jesus christ

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you smell like cat piss

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rave reviews
        You can't honestly believe this means a single thing regarding the quality

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The reviewers were all raving lunatics.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le reviews
        you're such a fricking moron, kys

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Again, this is why you don't let women in

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      women are fine feminists and their agenda are the problem

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Sarah Gadon back

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      GET OVER IT

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dark mirror
    Oh, so season 1 was kino and this season will be total and utter shite?

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me? I'm just a regular type chick, with a big fake ass dick

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