He can imagine the traps in his head like in Saw X. But what they should really do is say the new John Kramer is a genetic clone of the old one but only the Jigsaw part (hence jigsaw) having been created by the CIA to design traps for a secret maximum security prison. Except he learns about this by the second movie so he turns on the CIA. And they call in Batman to stop him.
>The device tied around your neck is my own invention. A transporter to a parallel Earth. Did you know that there are… infinite universes, Anon? Infinite Earths? Infinite possibilities of what you could be doing with your life, but you’re the only one posting on Cinemaphile. You may see your life as a waste now, Anon, but I see potential…
Jigsaw secretly had a son, who, after his absent father's passing, decides to investigate his life. Upon learning of his father's methods and finding his philosophy sound, Jigsaw Jr. starts his own crusade against wrong-doers... Family style.
Young jigsaw wouldn’t work. It was established in Saw 4 that the Knife Trap with Cecil was his first trap, and it was revealed in Saw 6 that the reason he began was because Cecil killed his child
He was redeveloping vacant buildings among other things and that gave him access to an appropriate "playground". But he was also good with money in general. The films delve more into this but it's been a while since I've seen them.
Alright I got it, he plays Jigsaw's father in the 1930s/1940s before Jigsaw was born, he lives in the suburbs and maintains a normal existence while also making traps, except his are more rustic because of the time period.
SHARP BEHIND THE CIVVIES WANT PROVOLONE ON THEIR BEEF COUSIN THIS IS IT I'M GONNA START SHOOTING CinemaphileNER QANON INCELS CHEF!
>you put ketchup on your hotdog
>now there’s a knife slicing through your penis
I'm going to have to see this fricking dork in everything now like the dune kid and adam driver
Could work t b h
>I want to play a game. I want you to cook your own testicles. you have 5 minutes before I activate the gas
But jigsaw didn’t do shit until he was like 60, what would a prequel be about
A series of events where he *almost* snaps but does nothing. Repeat that for 20 films and you've got yourself a good comedy series.
him showcasing sadistic tendencies early on in life
He can imagine the traps in his head like in Saw X. But what they should really do is say the new John Kramer is a genetic clone of the old one but only the Jigsaw part (hence jigsaw) having been created by the CIA to design traps for a secret maximum security prison. Except he learns about this by the second movie so he turns on the CIA. And they call in Batman to stop him.
No. Make him a young Jigsaw from a parallel world and establish the Jigsaw-Verse
>The device tied around your neck is my own invention. A transporter to a parallel Earth. Did you know that there are… infinite universes, Anon? Infinite Earths? Infinite possibilities of what you could be doing with your life, but you’re the only one posting on Cinemaphile. You may see your life as a waste now, Anon, but I see potential…
Jigsaw Beyond?
Jigsaw secretly had a son, who, after his absent father's passing, decides to investigate his life. Upon learning of his father's methods and finding his philosophy sound, Jigsaw Jr. starts his own crusade against wrong-doers... Family style.
sounds trashy. i'd watch!
Young jigsaw wouldn’t work. It was established in Saw 4 that the Knife Trap with Cecil was his first trap, and it was revealed in Saw 6 that the reason he began was because Cecil killed his child
I feel like I’m the only person on Cinemaphile who likes this dude
Nah I like him too, I find it silly he constantly plays hardened badasses though. I think he can act it'd be nice if he played something else.
>if he played something else
Gene Wilder biopic.
I hate biopics but I'd watch it, he was a pretty interesting person.
I haven't seen any of his work yet, but based on a few interviews he seems pretty chill/normal for a celebrity
he's a great actor but really unlikable, it's his phenotype
this is settled science
he seems popular with women ever since that calvin ad dropped
nyt app has the most cancerous ads layout
He's a fellow manlet, and for that he has my sword.
I can see it.
How the frick was Papa Kramer able to afford his serial killer lifestyle? Was he working as a gigolo on the side? was he "Jigolo"?
He was redeveloping vacant buildings among other things and that gave him access to an appropriate "playground". But he was also good with money in general. The films delve more into this but it's been a while since I've seen them.
>I want to play a game.
He was an engineer and architect nearing retirement age. He would have a shitload of money to spend.
Looks like a young Gene Wilder
They're all one character
>I want to play a game.
Alright I got it, he plays Jigsaw's father in the 1930s/1940s before Jigsaw was born, he lives in the suburbs and maintains a normal existence while also making traps, except his are more rustic because of the time period.
Boom, write it, film it, pure profit.
>I’m being le prosecuted for intentionally putting people in traps that will almost certainly kill them? AAAAAA IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME HOFFMAN
He looks the part pretty well honestly. I'd rather see more hoffkino though