>Hermione wont be white in the reboot

There’s no way Harry, Ron, Hermione will all be white in the reboot

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And all the chuds will betray their hero Rowling and will burn the copy of hogwarts legacy they bought because they though she was in their side

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dialate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's no use. Emma Watson is already imprinted as Hermione phenotype. Trying to retcon that is just cope.
    Honestly, I don't care.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys don’t know how this shit works. They’ll leave them white and poz to hell and back all the side characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoinks man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will almost certainly make Hermione black. It's already happened once and Rowling has expressed overwhelming approval for the idea. Honestly, if they make the character white in the reboot, it will spawn thousands of seething hit pieces talking about how Rowling is also racist in addition to literally genociding trans people or whatever. WB will do everything they can to minimize the damage

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original movies, while not always that good, had phenomenal casting. So many great, iconic choices. They don't even have a chance to get near to that level since 50% HAS TO be some ugly diversity hire.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well we can at least assume Lockhart will still be a blond white guy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He, Quirrell and Umbridge. Lupin will 100% be black. Moody twist turns into a Get Out situation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lupin will 100% be black
          Lupin will 100% be white, they won't have a black character that can't control his savage animal nature. Think of the #optics #yikes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            b but it's only because of the socio economic factors and racist anti-werewolf wyzards!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they'll keep the DADA professors white since so many of them turn out to be bad guys. Then they can go wild on all the others, including Dumbledore.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lupin will be white, but he will also be a homosexual pedophile

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      except for the first one they are all so memorable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will hire literally whos cheaply. Becouse show will run at minimum 7 seasons.
      I bet real reason behind lot of those diversity hires is. They are cheaper.
      Except lot of poo's in this show. They must be cheapest.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect.
        They can cheaply diversify their show straight off the ratings then. Even a good script can be ruined by moronic child Black person actors and I can't remember the last good script I came across.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually show will be nightmare to turn into tv show script. Pacing will suck ass massively.
          In books. It was basically random shit happening. Then last 50 pages dumbledore explains plot of the book.
          It was fine. Until 4th book. Where thay explaining just keeps on going. First voldemor explains. Then Bart Jr. Then dumbledor.
          Imagine that in tv format. Just harry sitting down and listening when grown ups talk.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wont start "worrying" about those books, not until I have any reason to believe Rowling found even half-way competent people. They might just frick it all up so hard it gets cancelled by season 2 or 3.
            Obviously potter fans are stubborn, moronic and desperate but if too many israelites get involved in production it will not be enough to keep the audience.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are other wizarding schools for non-whites.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original movies had lots of non-whites students

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the background.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If "they" were smart they would just give more lines/screen time to those background characters, the race bend ship already sinked white the Black mermaid.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think the word is "sunk" the Black mermaid and yes, you are right.
            They might be just careful enough not to Black personfy the main cast but that is still an open question.
            It was HBO doing the production, right? How pozzed up are they on average?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    harry potter is super popular in asia, if they want to change their race, they should made her asian and pander to that region, but it's stupid either way

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sheeeiit 50 points to Gryffindor

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What will you do when they are? You'll imagine some other way in which you're oppressed.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not looking forward to any big studio production after the shitshow that was The Rings of Power.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe not, aren't they described as white in the books? They probably dont want a Rings of Power situation. Maybe they head toward the Witcher route

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the witcher route
      you fricking moron did you forget they made most of the women in that some shade of poo?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea but they aren't black looking minorities, at least not Yennifer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be the first to admit I think this show will be shit but I couldn't care less if literally everyone was black.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Positives:
    >Many more hours to explore parts of the books unexplored in the movies
    Negatives:
    >Diversity casting

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    many african americans couldnt get into the orignal harry potter movies due to the lack of inclusion. its good they are fixing this. the reboot is going to be everything

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > JK Rowling makes cryptic statement on Twitter about how she never actually said Hermione was white in the books
    > People remind her that she literally mentioned Hermione's "white face" in one of them
    > She doesn't respond

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Hermoine was anything other then white and anglo, Rowling would have given her a bad pun/stereotypical name like she did with the Asian, Black and Irish characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she said what she meant by that is that she looked scared or some cope like that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"ron was red with anger"
        >UHH ACKCHYUALLY MISS ROWLING, RON WAS ALWAYS ETHNICALLY NATIVE AMERICAN YOU SEE, THIS IS CLEARLY STATED BY THE BOOK, WHICH I TOOK LITERALLY BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY POSSIBLE INTERPRETATION MY INFERIOR INTELLECT ALLOWS
        you guys would do the world a favor by jumping off a tall bridge

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She also signed on all the official art for the books where Hermione is white

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, Harry Potter is set in the late 80s IIRC. Back then it would make sense to have a majority of ethnic English people.

    Fastforward to 2023 and modern England looks VERY different demographically.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's set in the 90's because that's when the first book came out, zoomer
      >The entire Harry Potter series is set from 1991 to 1998 aside from the opening chapter of the first book, which takes place on 1 November 1981, and the epilogue of the seventh book, which takes place on 1 September 2017.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calls me a zoomer
        >claims Im wrong
        >proceeds to post exactly what I said
        I actually read the first book in 1998 kiddo.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I read it then, but you literally can't read. It's set in the 90's. You said it's set in the 80's.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I read it then, but you literally can't read. It's set in the 90's. You said it's set in the 80's.
            I usually ignore these kinds of obvious signs of lower IQ, lack of education and combative attempts at displaying internet superiority. This time however Ill make an exception:

            >I read it then, but you literally can't read.
            You mean "figuratively", not "literally". If I literally couldnt read, I wouldnt be able to respond to you dummy.

            >It's set in the 90's
            It starts in 1981, literally. The bulk of the series occurs between 1991 and 1998.

            >You said it's set in the 80's.
            I wrote that its set in the LATE 80s "IIRC", which is an acronym in case you are too much of a buffoon to know that aswell.

            Dont @me.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy Reddit. It's literally and figuratively set in the 90's, not the 80's like you claimed. Harry is a baby in the 80's, in the prologue. That doesn't mean that the series takes place in the 80's. What are you even arguing about?
              >achually that's not what "literally" means, you low IQ, now let me pwn you on the internet by regurgitating this shit I read about the word "literally".
              Everyone knows that dude. Do you always write everything literally? You can use the word "literally" figuratively. You literally are a monkey. By saying that I don't actually think a literal monkey wrote your post, but a figurative monkey. A person who is moronic. You were wrong in the internet and you can't deal with it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grew up in that era. It was a better time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if they have any sense they would lean into '90s style (where it's relevant) for those nostalgia bucks
        I would absolutely hate if it were set in modern times

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the weasley's will be black
    they're ginger, they're one of the few wizard families who aren't complete c**ts, and they can have their bmwf romance with ron and white hermione. if they change hermione, they'll make her bi so she can turn up at the prom thing with a gender swapped viktor

    dumbledore will be more outwardly gay, the werewolf guy will either be an outright allegory for trannies or one himself, malfoy is going to be gay so they can have him struggle with his feelings of hate and love for harry. the minority characters with stereotype names are going be renamed, they'll probably change the israelite goblins, and house elves won't be so accepting of being slaves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Weasleys are poor yokels and Ron's the bumbling comic relief, they'll stay white.
      Hermione will be black since she's the precocious genius character, plus studios have been pushing wmbf far more often than bmwf lately.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    good

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cast is already diverse.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't care, won't watch

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumbledore will be black. Mark my words.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ron is ginger
    He's the one

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm just hoping they change some of the names to less obvious giveaways. how on earth did Joanne think naming the werewolf character Wolf Manwolf was a good idea?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hermione will be black, Ron will be brown but with ginger hair along with the rest of the Weasley family, kinda like HOTD. Harry will look like he’s described in the books because they’ll want people to actually watch it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ron will not be changed. His family is poor and has too many children. They'd be accused of making him into a caricature of brown immigrants in Europe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wesley's will be WW/BM home. You got positive wholesome black father character. Black man white woman propaganda. Ron gets to be nog. Ginny gets to be nog.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hermione will be black or indian. They're going to turn "muggle-borns" into an analogy for immigrants. Basically, muggle-borns charitably being let into wizarding society are the same as brown immigrants being let into European societies.

    I suspect she'll be black and not indian though, because an Indian girl being named "Hermione Granger" would be completely random and nonsensical (not that it's ever stopped them). But if she's back, they can just pretend her family is from Jamaica or a former British colony, hence the British-sounding last name.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hermionig will go double ape shit because of the "enslaved" elves.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to race-swap Ron because he's a ginger. They can't have characters calling a brown Hermione "mudblood".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They can't have characters calling a brown Hermione "mudblood".
      Except that's the exact reason they'll do it you fricking mongoloid. They're going to treat anti-muggle-born sentiment as "racism" and "xenophobia" (this was already the case in the books obviously, but not so blatant).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        To expand on this, there will be a scene of Draco (white, blond, old British roots) calling black-Hermione a "mudblood". And the audience is supposed to react with "le gasp, this is like he just called her a Black person".

        And criticisms of "muggle-borns" that we hear in the show will be the same as those levied against immigrants.
        >they don't assimilate into society
        >they are foreigners that have easy access to a society that our ancestors built

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No shit the whole cast won’t be white.
    I just watched the second and third movies this year for the first time and it was obvious that by the third movie they were already filling Hogwarts with blacks and Indians to compensate for how white the first two movies were.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We know.
    I also expect a lot more homosexualry, out of nowhere.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s got to eat at them.
    Hermione is the obvious blackwashing choice, but her image and Harry’s are the ones most enshrined as their actors in the public consciousness.
    Meanwhile Ron gets them potentially 8 for the price of one, but he’s easily the least popular of the trio.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hermione also has the advantage of not being as defined by her personal appearance as Ron or Harry. Rowling loved going on about Harry’s jet black hair and the Weasley’s gingerness.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Harry’s jet black hair
        Poo Harry confirmed

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Vernon gets changed to be the director of a call centre

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Goes around telling people that Harry is lower caste due to his father.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Vernon prevents Harry from going to Hogwarts
              "BUT SIR, I DID THE NEEDFUL! BLOODY BASTERD b***h!"
              >shits on Vernon's carpet and goes to his bedroom

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NEVER TELL ALBUS DUMBLEDORE TO REDEEM THE CARD IN FRONT IF ME!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the troony fanbase has somehow come to this conclusion in the last few years. Any time I see fan art, which is not often because I don't look for it, it has Harry as an Indian now. The fans are absolute cancer and I'm glad Rowling doesn't give a frick about pleasing them anymore since they think she's the devil incarnate

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought the troony fanbase completely despises Rowling now?
            So if any troony is making fanart they are poojeeting Harry to spite her. Otherwise they are normal, moronic fans of HP.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes
              from what I gather they more so see the Harry Potter series as their own and something that has evolved past Rowling. I think that was sort of inevitable because of the amount of fanfiction, fanfiction tropes, etc. that these people are more fans of the fan creations of the series with the original stories just serving as a base that none of them have read for years and years
              hence why they've become strange enough to depict Harry as an Indian, Hermione as black, and probably everyone as gay

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That does make sense, trannies are probably spamming their disgusting fanfiction everywhere.
                Wouldn't be surprised if they depict themselves as disgusting half-ogres in the stories despite things like polyjuice potion. Well no matter how hard they try to bury it, Rowling shits on them and they won't ever forget it. Still laugh at how they made Legacy a best seller and caused millions to graduate from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Bigotry.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they’re smart enough to change the story up. That would at least be interesting and generate a ton of buzz around the show. Just imagine if the first episode goes by the numbers - practically recreating the beginning of Philosopher’s Stone - and it suddenly ends with Harry being sorted into Slytherin.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic?
      that would kill the franchise

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this bait? Small changes to keep the audience guessing and talking is one thing but your idea is completely moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and it suddenly ends with Harry being sorted into Slytherin.
      I'd watch that.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah and even normalgays will hate it

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Herm'Afro.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares
    Play the card game that just got released instead

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hermione will be troony because that is jk rowling self insert
    ron will be white because he is dumb
    harry is black obviously
    harrys mom is white
    harrys dad is black
    dumbledore is gay
    mcgonagal is asian
    snape is white
    dursleys are white
    malfoys are white
    sirius black is white
    side characters are indian or pakistani (at least 4 out of 10)

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the work on Rowling? How involved is she?

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how shameless they will be with the whole Ginny fricks BBC before hooking up with Harry fiasco.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about a single source?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about basic pattern recognition?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She isn't only trying to piss of trannies, she also wants more fame. The c**t is also mostly moronic, supporting feminist bullshit and mass immigration.
    Plenty of potential for this show to be good and to suck ass.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hermione was already coded as an oppressed and bullied minority because she was a muggle. It was a pretty clever reversal of racial tensions as she was actually a beautiful anglo woman and the best magic student. It was a big part of what made her character interesting. Even if racist bully Malfoy was obviously anglo coded. Making her literally african would just make the whole thing too literal, less ambigous and therefore less creatively interesting.

    Ron and his family makes most sense to get BLACKED because of the whole naive and 'unfairly' mistreated, but lovable charming lower-class family thing they have going on. Also because because it's least likely to piss anyone off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >show features a family of Black folk that live in poverty because they can't control their mating habits

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Hermione stays white then this guy will 100% be black.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the casting calls for the main trio comes out we will already know which one will be black without even announcing actors.
    > open to all ethnicities
    aka open to blackwashing

    Also they already forced a literal kongo african female "exchange" student into the game that took place in the 1800s. You can see how far they would go just to insert blacks into a setting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also they already forced a literal kongo african female "exchange" student into the game that took place in the 1800s.
      To be fair, wizards can literally teleport. It follows that there'd be more intercontinental travel in their societies than in the muggle world. So black wizards in 1800s Britain isn't necessarily lore-breaking. I'm sure white British wizards have more kinship towards black wizards than white muggles, because of how small wizarding populations are and because they might see themselves as superior to muggles.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even as little as 3 magical Black folk chimping out would be enough for the wizarding world to kill them all as a safety precaution.
        Alternatively Black person wizzards are rare cause they constantly kill themselves with forbidden spells.

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