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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who, me?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell is this guy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruce Campbell

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s he doing?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's from the Disney movie Sky High
          It was about a high school for super powered teenagers

          Bruce Campbell was splitting the student body into two groups based on what the school gauged was the potential of their power sets, determining what kind of education and training they would get.
          Heroes or Sidekicks

          Of course the movie ended with a group of sidekicks helping to save all of the heroes from a villain of their own making, a former student of the school who was radicalized by the hero/sidekick system

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ooohh know I remember
            I’ve seen this once. I remember them shipping the wrong students together

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Talk about spoonfeeding. You just forgot to suck his wiener, you absolute homosexual.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure you'll survive somehow. Go microwave mac&cheese, sprout.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You just forgot to suck his wiener
              No I didn't

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                These fricking sequels man
                They keep retconing shit

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sidekicks saved the day
            Did you forget it was because they supported a hero with not one but two super powers?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              They would have all died if not for Magenta.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The King

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jack Kirby?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coach Boomer

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best part about this movie was the mini Kids in the Hall reunion.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly most of the sidekick powers were so worthless or situational they really shouldn't have even been admitted to the school at all.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of the sidekick training was that it was completely independant of powers. It was all about having a basic knowledge of monster weaknesses and throwing the appropriate weapon to the hero.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that were the case, the protag should have been expelled the moment it was believed he had no powers.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought they died

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they stayed frozen there for the rest of the school year, so pretty much yeah

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Remember when we used real citizens?
    >(chuckling) Yes. Yes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if I told you it was her evil twin?

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Big Bad was a hottie.
    Also this movie had an unreal amount of effort. Lots of practical effects and CGI.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You! Front and center
    >Let me start off by saying what an honor it is to...
    >Is that your power? Butt-kissery?
    >Very funny, sir. I've heard you had a wicked sense of...
    >Shut up and power up
    >Right away, sir (melts into a goopy puddle)
    >Say, that's pretty impressive... for a popsicle! Sidekick!

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really the only problem with the hero/sidekick system is that it was left entirely up to Bruce Campbell unilaterally deciding based on his mood after a single demonstration of a student's powers instead of having any proper testing or standardized criteria for who goes where.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is the whole villain origin. Technopathy was considered sidekick tier in the 1970s but top tier hero in the 00s.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        and borderline god-tier in present day

        One of my first crushes

        goodness me, what is with characters called Gwen stealing my heart.

        wait thats the wrong movie im moronic

        you're looking for everybody wants to rule the world and I melt with you

        This movie has a special place in my heart, its just the right amount of camp

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      life isn't fair

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that guy whose power was just having six arms and he got put in Hero
      Was that just weird movie editing? What's the logic?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Alex Mack be a hero or sidekick in this universe?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hero, definitely. Alex Mack was stupid powerful. Most kids in Sky High only had one power; Alex Mack had like four and they were all heavy-hitter powers.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Telekinesis
        >Electrokinesis
        >Liquid-based shapeshifting
        >Molecular absorption/reformation (including other people)
        >Enhanced athletics
        >Volatile powers adapt to external stimuli (i.e. super strength from chili peppers), though not always for the better

        In the context of her own setting, Alex Mack is the equivalent of Dr. Manhattan. About the only thing holding Alex back was her fear of witnesses reporting her to the chemical plant responsible for her powers and then being captured and killed by them, but Word of God says she never has her powers removed and so the sky's the limit.

        And it stinks that it's hard to talk about the show anywhere. Cinemaphile only ever mentions her first morph when she was naked.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A guy with six arms and another guy with acid spit were heroes in this universe.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Are you the guy with 6 arms?"
        >"No sir, I only have two"
        >"Good! Keep them to yourself"

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warren and Layla had some chemistry

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just saw sky high yesterday
    It just a dumb teen movie, breadtubers like always read too much into stuff

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It just a dumb teen movie
      nothing wrong with dumb teen movies i think

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many low power students died to having a car dropped on them

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Much better than some of the other theatrical live action Disney films of 2005 (The Pacifier, Herbie Fully Loaded)

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Compared to homecoming, the rest of the year was pretty boring. Gwen and her gang got what they deserved. But now nobody wants to save the citizen. Relax. I'm just kidding. But they are getting to spend a lot of quality time together. Oh yeah, and Ron Wilson, bus driver, fell into a vat of toxic waste. He now works for the mayor, defending the city from giant robots. So in the end, my girlfriend became my archenemy, my archenemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey, that's high school.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Campbell deserved a far better career than he got.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he had a blast doing what he did and I imagine he has no regrets. Not a ton of people can say they've had multiple iconic roles through out their entire life.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        A few years back he did this nerd trivia gameshow thing at a nearby university and I got to see him. You're right, definitely didn't seem like he had any regrets at all and was just happy to have the fans he does.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not dead, anon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disagree. I think he had the perfect career for the type of guy he is. Being a bigger name would have ruined him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just added him to Call of Duty man. He’s doing fine.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, he's a living icon who has written at least three books and has multiple action figures and cameos in movies and games as literally just himself. I'm willing to be the man would never have to buy another meal or drink for himself if he wanted just from name power alone. I wonder if he got to bang Lucy Lawless.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      For a B guy he was in a lot of shit. There are loads of more popular in their time actors who only ever got a single sitcom or one Fox show and then nothing ever again and they had to sustain themselves through conventions for the rest of their miserable lives. Any other B actor would have just had one line in one Spider-Man movie and that would have been the highlight of their life.

      Campbell stayed in near consistent work from 87ish to 2015. At least 2-3 tv series a year and about a dozen movies. He alsohas a lot of directors that are best friends with him and will stick him into roles just because they like him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Radioactive_Arrows
      The useless Archer. I can generate radiactive arrows but I'm not learning how to use a bow frick that shit.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was her problem? She was worse than Gwen.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a cheerleader in a high school movie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have thing for clone girls, imagine being swarmed and loved by an army of the same girl

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what Rei is doing. That man is about to be stripped of his individuality by literally being turned into goo. She will effectively end his existence.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's so hot.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That man is about to be stripped of his individuality by literally being turned into goo.
          Textbook definition of sex and women's role in it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have thing for clone girls, imagine being swarmed and loved by an army of the same girl

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just imagine a high school black cheerleader catfight brawl, only every one of the brawlers is the same girl.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having the balls to make the one major black chacter in your movie a villain today. She would absolutely be the plant nerd chick if the movie were made now.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my first crushes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      if bad why cute? also damn all the actors must be in their 40's now

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mary aged like fine wine. I still would.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      PUTA

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop liking evil women.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stop liking evil women.
        Never.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to play Frank west from deadrising so bad. Game, tv show, movie whatever

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Groovy thread ngl

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    im just your
    AVERAGE
    ORDINARY
    EVERYDAY
    SUPERHEROOO

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait thats the wrong movie im moronic

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU FOOL
    YOU'VE CONFUSED RAYS WITH BEAMS

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was kinda jarring when the dad went all Homelander for a second when he realized his son befriended lame superheroes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      (scoff) freshman...

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only Broken Lizard guy to have a career outside of Jay throwing him bones every now and then

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question: is Sky High the best capeshit movie ever made? I'm voting yes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      easily. its really great, and playfully jabs at the tropes of the genre. kind of what modern capeshit is doing (to an extent) but in 2005.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seem kind of sad that the only effective way to jail a technopath is to stick them in a medieval dungeon without as much as lights.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, but she's really just a ticking time bomb. imagine a technopath existing in today's tech filled world. in the concrete box you go.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO FOR THE EYES, MAJ! GO FOR THE EYES!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A guinea pig?

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my god, I made out with an old lady.

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this movie so much.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU FOOL! YOU'VE CONFUSED RAYS WITH BEAMS!

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a hero parody movie made with love for the genre instead of being cynical or taking itself too seriously, i rewatched recently and im surprised how neat and honest it is for what the premise was.
    also it was funny to realize that it came right before the cape movie craze and even My hero Academia.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember this movie, felt like a similar take on superheroes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I memba

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "What's your name, what's your power?"

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Universal_Manipulation

      Am Yahweh

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fairy_Mode
        Hey, I'm Tinker Del
        Picture your average slovenly mechanic/plumber/electrician, but inches tall with little butterfly wings. I also make a special fairy dust which causes the pants of anyone it touches to always show the crack of their asses when they bend over.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In this world almost any power is super qualification unless it's somehow handicapping the person.

      Like just melting is kind of pointless if he cannot go Hydro Man and use water powers. Or a guinea pig is a lot easier to kill than a person so it's a hindrance.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Goat_Transmutation

        Power to turn anyone and anything into a goat, I would have a petting zoo full of former supervillains.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Melting was great for close combat though, he was a shapeshifter who couldn't be damaged if he could time it right and melted around the blows from his opponent. If he was fast enough he could reform behind the guy too and hit him with some cheap shots
        He would great for hand to hand fights.
        He could probably melt down and take down a robot or suit of armor from the inside.

        Guinea pig girl is pretty good for Infiltration missions, they both are

        And since their clothes shape-shift with them they could probably be used as pack mules to carry weapons or equipment. You train them right, give them a stun gun or something, and they'd be great at taking out villains with minimal property damage

        Glowing guy was completely useless though

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chaos_Energy_Manipulation
      ANARCHY
      RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Luck_Embodiment
      Lucky Ted fumbles his way to glory

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd go by the name Equality, wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea about my powers and think I'm racist. https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Greater_Enslavement

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey if everyone is enslaved, I'd say they're all pretty equal.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Lordship
      Sweet stuff

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spike_Immunity
      Spiker. Spikes don't hurt me, but they can gank the villains since spikes hurt them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Charybdis
      LAME

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Deformation

      THE LIGHT BRINGER

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOOK THERE HE IS
        GET HIM OUTTA HERE GET HIM THE HELL OUTTA HERE.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Future_Manipulation

      I am Foresight!
      >Your next line is… check ‘em!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bio-Friction_Manipulation
      So a speedster with healing via time reversal/entropy powers and a dash of elementalism. Probably focus on being a rescue/doctor supe. Name would be Machaeon who was a Greek Healer and a pun of Mach Speed & Aeon meaning Ages which references his time powers.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omniarch
      Goddammit, I won but it isn't even fun. I'm just god. No cool ways to use my power, I can just do whatever I want. How boring.
      Maybe if I choose to specifically be a chaos god I can be creative with it and make a bunch of random goofy shit happen wherever I go.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name: Knight-Klaw
      Powers: https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vulture_Physiology

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cough_Inducement
      I'm literally the Common Cold from KND

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Scalar_Artillery
      My name is anon, and I have the keys to a kinetic bombardment satellite. I wanted to join the Guild of Calamitous Intent but I don't have the money or the spandex.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Music_Symbiosis

    Music Man!

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was hilarious.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mostly just remember Lynda Carter being cast as the Principal.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hero or sidekick?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hero

      He's fast and can hit hard as frick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He hesitated a lot in his test, he has sidekick attitude.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bus driver.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I know that every kid thinks his dad’s invincible, and I nearly am, but who knows. Maybe the next time I punch a meteor hurtling towards Earth, I’ll be the one who shatters into a million pieces."

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Physics_Negation

    Literally I reject your reality and substitute my own

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the main character legit started going steady with Royal Pain and decided frick the hero career.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Will was a good person.

      But would he have been a good person had he gotten his powers before Power Placement? Things to ponder.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

      Dick her to good and raise the next generation of superheros

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name: The Truth
    Power: https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Insecurity_Detection

    Would be a decent side-kick power to be honest, clearly a villain would be insecure about the weakspots of their plot so i'll know them immediately. I can also inform the Coach that yes his wife is cheating on him.

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It baffels me that not only was this a theatrical release but it also made a hefty profit and decent reviews. If I wouldn't have known better I'd thought it was a Disney Channel movie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was no MCU yet, so a superhero-themed movie was literally just that and not a 20-film crossover affair.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Overclocking

    Creepy, I was just reading Vigilantes

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one time I actually WANTED Disney to make a sequel and they just let it fade into the abyss.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't give them any ideas. I don't want any unnecessary sequels to this masterpiece.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it was tailor made for an animated series to expand on all of the side characters

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    activate hero shield

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they were planning on making a sequel but Kelly Preston died. RIP.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the power of Xenu could save her.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't beleive Disney used to be so based and actually make good movies

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite secret Kingdom Hearts boss.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does the Disney show "The Villains of Valley View" take place in the same universe of Sky High? Because in a room of the house that the super villain family lives in you see royal pains helmet

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now that I know that, it does in my headcanon.

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT Cinemaphile REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

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