try that against a rock i found on the street , pepper spray , or a gun.
fricking martial arts homosexual thugs are the biggest copers there is.
its fun to do it in the ring , it helps you absolutely nothing in a life or death situation.
BJJ is a joke outside of MMgay, try rolling on the ground in a street fight and see how long it takes for someone to stomp your head
The point is you have them on the ground, I think. You're a moron. I don't even do bjj or anything but losing an arm or leg in a fight is pretty effective and I've seen that happen a handful of times irl around college bar streets. Seems like their shit works just fine to me. Seen even more head lock/choke outs but that seems to be a thing that has happened forever and not just a bjj thing.
>implying would of isn't a mistake that mostly Americans make when they're illiterates who only hear the words spoken, while ESLs pay attention to the written word because they never speak it
How seriously brits take these medieval fairs? It always felt so goofy to me, like if the Italians did a roman fair where they all walked around in togas and stuff.
I like medieval fairs. a excuse to get drunk, dress up as a peasant, hoot and holler all kinds of stupid shit and try to get into the undergarments of some wenches. It's just fun. I don't like those no-fun-allowed 140lb larping frickers who I could throw into the nearest piss-soaked hedge.
>checks time from a comically large ornate pocket watch >puts on a top hat >adjust black antique welder's goggles >grabs a black greatcoat
Yep, it's steamin' time
but Tom Hardy is literally Tom Hardy and Ryan Gosling is literally Ryan Gosling and you are most likely literally neither of them, you are literally only you and that is the only person you will literally ever be.
Tom Hardy was at Loxwood Joust and he didn't take part in the joust, he took part in the Buhurt which is seperate from the staged jousts and is full armored fighting and grappling.
He borrowed the kit from a friend of mine, who is the guy who he fought against.
It's a well known club in Kent/South East which I compete with as well.
I have photos but considering this is Cinemaphile I'm not going to share them, but Tom wanted to give it a try since he thought it was cool.
He didn't do too badly for his first time in armor.
Or maybe he's just doing a whole bunch of shit that he thinks is fun and having the time of his life instead of wagecucking? I'd try dressing up as a knight for a lark, I'm just not famous enough to have anyone hand me that shit on a plate.
if I had reality warping powers I'd transport the 2 biggest loudmouths internet tough guys ITT into an octagon ring with all exits blocked by an invisible force field and force them in a fight to the death with the winner being able to be sent back home. if either refused to fight I'd zap their dicks and butthole with a powerful electric shock tantamount to a police taser until they complied.
why is he doing this when he could be out there making me more taboo!
>Hmmmm
shooting this year
Source? I've been hearing shit like that for 5 years.
MMmmmMMMmmmmm Nootka. God damn that was a kino show
research for the role anon, trust the plan
2 more weeks
mmmmmmmmggghhhfmm
B I G G E R
hmmm
motherfricking delaney!
Mon frère
Mmm.... choose your next words...very...carefully
mmm you are a company man?
We are all Americans!
Hmmm Nootka Salt Peter
mmmm hmmm AHHH
>fricks sister mentally across the ocean
Mmmmh I need a SHIP. POWDAH
all the tea
Ain't this fricker like 5'8 or something trying to act hard lmao
He is a purple belt in BJJ. He would beat your ass and 97% of people in the world
r/shortguys is leaking
https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/14awgxz/bjj_guy_submits_in_street_fight/
I kick your ass even if you 6'7 pussy
back to r/shortguys lil guy
You know that bjj shit doesn’t actually work right? Lmfao
Joe rogan uses bjj to get into the quickest position possible that will give easy access to his opponents wiener, its a martial arts for gay men
try that against a rock i found on the street , pepper spray , or a gun.
fricking martial arts homosexual thugs are the biggest copers there is.
its fun to do it in the ring , it helps you absolutely nothing in a life or death situation.
manlets > Black folk
only 2 martial arts worth learning are striking, or wrestling.
BJJ is a joke outside of MMgay, try rolling on the ground in a street fight and see how long it takes for someone to stomp your head
The point is you have them on the ground, I think. You're a moron. I don't even do bjj or anything but losing an arm or leg in a fight is pretty effective and I've seen that happen a handful of times irl around college bar streets. Seems like their shit works just fine to me. Seen even more head lock/choke outs but that seems to be a thing that has happened forever and not just a bjj thing.
>knights that were 5'8 did not exist
Brain dead post.
knights and medieval stuff is literally just capeshit for fat bearded men
Only in muttland it is
5'8 would of been really tall back then funny enough
>would of
death to ESLs
behead the illiterate
>implying would of isn't a mistake that mostly Americans make when they're illiterates who only hear the words spoken, while ESLs pay attention to the written word because they never speak it
Smaller hitbox
Was the alternative to wearing the armor jousting in jeans and a t shirt?
If he jousted without a mask, would he die?
It wouldst be verily painful, sire.
Thou art an gentleman of great stature
for thee
You think chainmail is your ally? I was born in it.
How seriously brits take these medieval fairs? It always felt so goofy to me, like if the Italians did a roman fair where they all walked around in togas and stuff.
Seriously enough to joust. Its dangerous and painful.
I like medieval fairs. a excuse to get drunk, dress up as a peasant, hoot and holler all kinds of stupid shit and try to get into the undergarments of some wenches. It's just fun. I don't like those no-fun-allowed 140lb larping frickers who I could throw into the nearest piss-soaked hedge.
They're for posh geeks that live in villages. I like medieval stuff, but I'm just telling it how it is.
>t. city slicker
>t. Seething about comfy village life from diverse rat nest shithole
Nope, just talking about the background of the type of nerds that attend this kind of stuff. you seem upset 😉
too much larp at medieval fairs, for me its steam fairs
>checks time from a comically large ornate pocket watch
>puts on a top hat
>adjust black antique welder's goggles
>grabs a black greatcoat
Yep, it's steamin' time
If I broke my lance would you die?
wasn't he supposed to stun his opponents?
are medieval gatherings a good place to meet horny girls
Yes but fat ones
He was only there to get jousted up the ass afterwards.
Tom Hardy always trying to do stereotypical manly stuff to escape his gay twink crackhead past lol
To be fair in one of his most well regarded roles he plays a gay paedophile.
If Ryan Gosling didn’t exist Tom Hardy would be literally me
but Tom Hardy is literally Tom Hardy and Ryan Gosling is literally Ryan Gosling and you are most likely literally neither of them, you are literally only you and that is the only person you will literally ever be.
transphobe
>Venom 3: Black Knight
you're a big knight milord
DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A BIG KNIGHT?
Tom Hardy was at Loxwood Joust and he didn't take part in the joust, he took part in the Buhurt which is seperate from the staged jousts and is full armored fighting and grappling.
He borrowed the kit from a friend of mine, who is the guy who he fought against.
It's a well known club in Kent/South East which I compete with as well.
I have photos but considering this is Cinemaphile I'm not going to share them, but Tom wanted to give it a try since he thought it was cool.
He didn't do too badly for his first time in armor.
Pics or didnt happen
Did he bottom or did you?
Did you have a beer with Tom and ask him anything?
Didn't Tom Hardy admit to getting bummed whilst he bummed someone? (I'm sure there's some gay word for it).
Couldn't be. I myself have heard him say "I'm a giver, not a receiver. There is a difference... I'm not a homosexual!".
Not a single "For you" in this thread. Cinemaphile is dead.
>didnt read the thread
ctrl+f "for you" only 1 result which is my result
for thou
I wouldn't have recognized him either way. He just looks like a generic meathead.
I get the vibe that he’s suicidally depressed and just doing random shit to delay the inevitable
>show up for a weekend martial arts tournament
>fricking Bane is there
Or maybe he's just doing a whole bunch of shit that he thinks is fun and having the time of his life instead of wagecucking? I'd try dressing up as a knight for a lark, I'm just not famous enough to have anyone hand me that shit on a plate.
if I had reality warping powers I'd transport the 2 biggest loudmouths internet tough guys ITT into an octagon ring with all exits blocked by an invisible force field and force them in a fight to the death with the winner being able to be sent back home. if either refused to fight I'd zap their dicks and butthole with a powerful electric shock tantamount to a police taser until they complied.
who would win do you think?
honestly if I had the money to afford it I would do jousting too. bulldozing someone with a lance in front of a cheering crowd sounds awesome
A lot of loyalty for a hired sword!