he's an idiot for not buying a farm, cause now we can't say "Norm Macdonald had a farm eieio"

he's an idiot for not buying a farm, cause now we can't say "Norm Macdonald had a farm eieio"

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did buy the farm though. He, uh...HE DIED.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn't even know he was sick.
      I know it's stale but by God someone has to crawl thought the blood and guts to post it.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Norm was never funny.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/AKRJNoI.jpg

      he's an idiot for not buying a farm, cause now we can't say "Norm Macdonald had a farm eieio"

      You both sound like men who have never owned a doghouse. You should go down on each other like the ship is sinking.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong in every delusional detail, stalker. Enjoy prison.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          > stalker
          I don't get this, I was hiding in the bushes all night and didn't see anyone

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          jej

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You both sound like men
        Thanks bro, I know.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was entertaining when he played Yaphit, though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s definitely funny but he has some bits that don’t land

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he filters morons

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he keeps the morons in his net

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          whoa epic reversal

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. doesn’t own a doghouse. Who are we kidding, we know your kind just lets their pitbulls run around the barrio

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Norm was very funny and by a lot of accounts a really nice guy. Too bad he was a degenerate gambler.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t understand how people get addicted to gambling. Don’t you get tired of loosing money pretty quick?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You get addicted to hoping you win

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        its one of the strangest addictions for sure

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a study that found a lot of avid gamblers disliked winning, most specifically slot machine players. Like it would break their focus and concentration when they would win and ruin the kind of mindless trance they were in enjoying just pressing the buttons/pulling the lever.
        Some people straight up have the "manipulate and control me" gene baked into them it's nuts.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of it as well is winning and have acute regret that didn't gamble more money and hence win more.

          I saw a guy win $8000 on a slot machine once and he had the saddest look on his face.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        imo it's probably one of our most innate addictions formed before we could even get addicted to different mind altering substances

        also norm has a good part about gambling addiction in his book

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the nature equivalent to gambling?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Norm explains in his book:
        >I remember a psychiatrist once telling me that I gamble in order to escape the reality of life, and I told him that’s why everyone does everything. But I’ve had plenty of wasted nights, after losses and bigger losses, to consider the question more seriously. So why the attraction? Most people would think it’s the wins that keep the gambler going, but any gambler knows this is not true. As you place your chips on the craps table, you feel anxiety and impatience. When the red dice hit the green felt with a thunk and you’re declared the winner and the chips are pushed toward you, you feel relief. Relief is all. And relief is fine, but hardly what a man would give the whole rest of his life to gain. It has to be something else, and the best I’ve come up with is this: It is a particular moment. A magic moment that occurs after the placing of a bet and before the result of that bet. It is after the red dice are thrown but before they lie still on the green felt where they fall. It is when the dice are in the air, and as long as they are there, time stops. As long as the red dice are in the air, the gambler has hope. And hope is a wonderful thing to be addicted to.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        makes no sense together with alocholism

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah who would become addicted to something that dulls reality, it's quite puzzling

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          alcoholism is a disease but as far as diseases go it's probably the best one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had that under control in the end, kinda. When he started making big Netflix money, his manager controlled his finances to make sure he didn't blow it all on gambling on sports/casinos

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    but he did buy the farm

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he liked to LARP as a depression era farmer

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Norm is loved by Reddit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is Emma Watson. What's your point?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point is for you to go back

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Norm Macdonald had a farm eiei-*annoyed grunt*"
    What did he mean by this?

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