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Desperation.
I wonder how much they paid him to come back
>So wildly popular as Stark they used him to sell SPIDER-MAN movie tickets.
Didn't the movies without him make more than with?
At least $100m
Absolutely desperate
All he’s going to do is the same shit marvel did a few years back with the Generations issues. “original white male character tells diverse replacement how totes amazing they are”
Why would they bring him back
Because
Why are they desperate?
If WB could reanimate the corpse of Heat Legend, they'd do it no matter how much it cost.
They already sullied the corpses of Adam West, Christopher Reeve and Chris Reeves. What's stopping them?
*George Reeves, excuse me
Phase 4 is aimless and directionless and it's causing a loss of sales.
YEAH, I'M THINKING HE'S BACK!
I predicted this the month that Endgame released.
He has zero reason not to do more Tony Stark.
3. It's an easy role with no physical demands
2. He's widely beloved in that role, by far his most popular
1. Disney is willing to back up a dump truck full of money to his mansion to have him do it.
He's had a couple years to putter around with random movies, and of course he's back. I'm shocked Evans hasn't announced yet.
>He's had a couple years to putter around with random movies
Only things he's done after Endgame is Doolitle and Oppenheimer
That's his choice. I suppose he had so much Marvel money he didn't feel the need to work hard, but he had 4 something years to do whatever.
>Doolitle
Disney shit.
>Oppenheimer
Nolankino. He should stay there.
Boring Supporting role
vs
Infinite monies
Hard choice.
>I'm too stupid to understand non-cape movies
he's almost certainly going to win an Oscar for Oppenheimer, and he's already got infinite money
He produced Sweet Tooth as well.
God I hated pepper
She's an acquired taste, my old Pops doesn't like her, but he likes Natalie Portman as Jane so I question his taste. Even in character Natalie comes off as disinterested in anything to do with the movies, and is just there to lap up nerd bux.
i thought Iron Heart was suppose to be his successor
Her and War Machine aren't just going to vanish.
>engineer
Tony has moved passed gears and electronics to NANOMACHINES, SON.
>Iron-man shows up
>Iron Heart says something like "Wow, that armor is bus-TED, I'm mean you got the (scientific thing) connected to the (mechanical thing), how do you deal with the power loss just from that?"
>Iron-man goes "Heh, I like this kid"
You flaunt your "humiliated by black people" fetish around here quite a lot.
I rarely comment on this shit hole of a board. I'd rather go to Cinemaphile and say Kanye wasn't all that and respond to the near instantaneous replies I'd get. I only visit this dumpster for porn cause that's the only thing worth going here for. Go have a nice day you zero self-worth having scum of toilet drinking morons.
You came to the Marvel RDjr thread for porn?
But evidence suggests you just trollolol around racebaiting like every other 14 yr old poltard mutt.
Embrace it kiddo.
Not even him, but I can't see how that comment managed to trigger you so much. Dude didn't even went hard on it. Unironically its probably what is going to happen too.
What butthurt you so much?
I am just weary of low effort trolling, but it was worth the laugh of him pretending he accidentally ended up in this thread on a board he "barely visits" to post snark about the most obscure MCU character.
I don't think you zooms can even process an original thought, just cut-and-paste trolling.
Enjoy your (You).
I can't tell if you are trying to describe him, or yourself.
Poor Ladderbro. He lost his pacifier.
There you go. Now you can stop pretending you just accident'd into the thread. You are a full-time trolling DCuck.
>DCuck
Incoming ban.
Nice pasta
>I rarely comment on this shit hole of a board. I'd rather go to Cinemaphile and say Kanye wasn't all that and respond to the near instantaneous replies I'd get. I only visit this dumpster for porn cause that's the only thing worth going here for. Go have a nice day you zero self-worth having scum of toilet drinking morons.
that is how white progressive writes black people
so ????
Work on your English, pedro.
guess again Tyrone
I'm Ezekiel
He's just parodying MCU writing. That writing sounds lame but it's exactly the type of shit they would do.
thats an actual funny post mocking MCU writing. how did it get you?
Again, Tony has evolved past Armor as a concept.
He's imbued with Nanomachines that form a living weapon around him.
Putting on armor is just quaint to him now.
He was more advanced than Ironheart multiple movies ago.
didn't know MCU writers posted on Cinemaphile.
Pfft. Then they shouldn't have connected her to wakanda. Happy or Friday should have contacted her to give arc reactor or something.
Can't stand up on its own without riding the coattails of something superior
He'll show up just so Iron Heart can show how much better an engineer she is.
RDJ is nearing 60 at this point, it seems like a bit much doesn't it?
They don't even need him to be physically alive anymore. Just be a talking AI to help the team. Main point is to get his face on posters and commercials to remind people why they liked the MCU in the first place (since current MCU is failing so miserably).
Isn't Old Steve still around? Chris Evans could eventually be brought back as well.
He doesn't need to be doing much. This is when having an actor in a suit with everything covered works for him. So all he needs to do is act outside of the suit and do scenes in the suit where he's just standing and talking. Or he can be an AI.
>sigh... Somehow Tony Stark has returned
I will unironically pay money to see this garbage
They are only bringing him back to put over the phase 4 heroes. Every scene will be RDJ talking about how "Riri is smarter and better than I ever was" and "ms marvel she sure is funny, even better at wisecracking than me!"
Man they probably paid him like 100 million or something, I probably would've just said nope and keep doing the occasional acting job every 3 years and going on vacations
Who even gives a shit about gay homosexual capeshit anymore?
>Internet Journalist believes "youtubers"
Sad day
But isn't he fricking dead on the main timeline?
You ask this like Dr. Strange and the Multiverse doesn't exist. After the tomfrickery that was NWH and MoM, there is no such thing as "dead means dead".
Still waiting on superior ironman
"No one's ever really gone."
>source is some guy who regularly makes shit up
All these twitter news guys believing this guys are fricking morons.
Pretty much the final nail in the MCU coffin. They cannot make these new characters work-hell, they struggle to make old characters work, so they come crawling back all the way to Iron Man.
YOU JUST KNOW its going to be a multiverse version of him that is probably a nihilist homosexual who gave up being Iron Man but then is made to wear the suit by circumstance and then embraces the role before returning back to his reality and giving an onscreen passdown of the ironman role to that black dude "You can take it from here Iron Man"
Not going to pay for this slop and probably am only going to watch his scenes when the torrent comes out so I can thoroughly gloat about being right
>I turned myself into a pickle Iron Heart
>I'm Iron Pickleeeeee!
>scene where he gives up nihilism and is about to leave back to his universe
>I never cared about anything because I was worried to lose it all
>the weight of the Universe rested on me at times and I just wanted to make it someone elses problem
>I pushed everyone away and turned into something they couldn't love
>Thor: a sour pickle?
>Bruce: No way I love those things!
>Captain America/ his black replacement/Black iron man: Guys, this is a serious moment here
>Iron Man:Well what I'm trying to say here is...you guys gave me a reason to care about who I am again
>Especially you *motions to black iron man* You made me proud to be an Avenger
>So it makes me even prouder to know that you can take it from here
>Black iron man: And I always will
>Motions to 300 other characters in the room with him and takes off into the air
>AVENGERS! DISMISSED!
>Flys towards the portal back home with everyone cheering
>Cuts to various characters who only mild cameos like Howard the Duck smiling
>Cuts to Pepper getting fricked by Black iron man and black captain america
>pov of tony stark flying at you
>BLM logo glowing, half rainbow, half trans flag on his chest as he flies into the portal
>credits start rolling
>IRON MAN starts playing
What is with poltards and their interracial cuckold fetish.
It is genuinely unnerving.
You didn't watch the last marvel movie haven't you?
BLK iron man goes after pepper and it has nothing to do with the plot its just there for some reason
Stop acting like marvel isn't just shoehorning a bunch of black people
We have only a handful of movies before they start making stuff just like this but instead with kissing
>Ok we get it now you only cared about the original avengers so we are going to make a AU or bring them back some other way
No you just overstayed your welcome
I hope this movie does so badly that they scrap every single Marvel film and close down the studio
>reeee, black people
>its what they get for using black people
>white genocide, reeeeee
stay mad forever, talent-let
I'm not white
now post nose
schizo occasion
they are rebooting the mcu, after secret wars so they are bringing back everyone they can so secret wars hopefully brings people back
I love how the movies have fallen into the same pitfalls as the comics
Capeshit killed comics as an art form and now it's going to do the same with movies yay
The company is getting desperate.
Your turn.
Fricking LMAO
This has been in the cards since they announced the Multiverse. You guys are really desperate to shit on Marvel lately.
Hows does it "always being in the cards" make it any less of a desperation move to try abd get people to give a shit about the MCU again?
Ya'll acting like its a kneejerk scramble reaction when it isn't.
If it's even true. I can see Evans returning but I have my doubts about RDJ.
This and Kang Dynasty are being pushed back 3 years. Whose to say anyone will still be watching in 2027?
I'm not sure about general audiences, but I don't really see this bringing me back to these movies. This seems like bringing some of the shitty aspects of the comics into the movies.
I JUMPED TO MY FEET AND CLAPPED AND PISSED AND SHITTED AND FARTED!! HE'S BACK!!!!
Always said that this phase is the nostalgiabait phase, but I didn't think it would be this bad, his body hasn't even had time to rot yet.
Reminder MyTimeToShine fell for a fake Deadpool 3 leak that someone admitted to being a giant shitpost on reddit afterwards and paraded it around as "100% legit because they're sources told them"
They movies have been around so long they're now suffering the same thing the comics do. Nothing ever matters and death is meaningless.
How many 10's (100's?) of millions for one movie, would they have to pay him?
Imagine you are him, you have like a quarter billion dollars, you are almost 59 or almost 60 years old.
Doing a role that should be done by a 30 maybe 40 year old, someone almost half your age.
You already have MANY movies as SAME charachter, and you got a final PERFECT sendoff, with one of the best, and LAST good movies from marvel.
And every movie since then has been a MONUMENTAL FAILURE.
Disney comes to you with like 100 million, begging on their knees, sucking your dick.
Do you do ANOTHER SAME movie?
After you ended perfectly, after you did it for MANY years, after you made over 100 million $, after you are almost SIXTY years old?
Do you really think you should?
Even if he does it, i don't think anyone should watch.
Remember that 2020 dolittle movie where downey had a dragon fart in his face?
Imagine that with new ironman.
If I were him, I’d say yes. But demand a seat on the board.
RDJ is going to finally win an Academy Award for his work in Oppenheimer, I can see him going back to capeshit after that if they pay him enough.