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That fricking Prey video is super cringe
He was always reddit, you're just waking up.
Seriously. He's been reddit since day one. All he does he regurgitate popular opinion. Everything out of his mouth is dying for upvotes.
>daisy ridley is charismatic as hell
>Jewisraelite had to remake the first Star Wars movie to remind Star Wars fans about Star Wars
????????????????????????
That is true. After the prequels Disney needed to tell people that the Star Wars that people actually liked was back instead of the prequels.
Rich
Mike
Jay
Jack
2 canadian dudes
Guy from Scream
Jess
Beardfat
Len Kavisinski = Jess
Mike = CADs
literal shit
Jay
Rich
AIDS Moby
anyone not listed is not listed for a reason
perfect tier list
Without knowing much about them, I assumed that Rich was "the dumb guy" and that Jay was the smart sophisticated one. I mean, he likes David Lynch and that kind of weird obscure films. Obviously he's smart right?
>Some mother frickers always trying to ice skate up hill
>Jay: The frick does that mean? How does that relate to anything we've just seen? Some things are hard but they try anyways?
Deacon Frost could have sat back and be mobster/vampire middle manager basically forever. Instead he kicked up a bunch of shit that just made his life much harder ending in his death. ie Frost made his own problems. Jay is confused by a simple very straight forward metaphor. He's a pea brain.
>he likes obscure movies
he likes sick frickery in movies, watch botw episode with Faust, fricker was grinning like a pedo in preschool the whole time
Just like the movie Society, that is the correct response to watching Faust.
>Faust
The BDSM scenes were pretty hot , but there was some just goofy shit in that movie
>dead tooth
Why was Jay so sweaty?
Mike
Rich
Jay
Two Canadians
Power Gap
Jess
Josh
Jack
Bros i think he might be kinda gay
He has been an incel since the start
are you forgetting "IM DYING LAUREN"?
It'll be ten years next year. Crazy how times flies, these threads have never recovered from that stream. Gilchrist won.
Mike aged 30 years in 10.
I'm holding jay captive until he promises to become less reddit
Thanks, Mr. Plinkett. This image will aid many a fap
Getting really gay vibes off this image... and that makes me think it's really Jay.
Is that woman gigantic or is Jay tiny?
Niether.
>woman
Jay is 5'4
Well you see anon, that T in LGBT... Sometimes it stands for Testosterone.
Women don't tend to have an Adam's apple..
w-why does he have a boner
*makes RLM video instant kino*
for real, he’s like the only one left who still knows what he’s talking about. Everyone else has lost it.
>I almost didn’t watch Promising Young Woman because it seemed… misandrist?
>LMFAO PEOPLE SAYING THIS PREDATOR REBOOT IS BAD BECAUSE LE WOKE WTF HAHAHA
They both are, the Prey review was barely about the movie. Like 1/3 of it was and the other 2/3 was them talking about feminism and writing a Robot Chicken sketch.
Yeah man, what the hell is happening? They’re just lapping up corporate garbage lately
>WOKE HAS LOST ALL MEANING
No, Jay; almost everything has become 'woke' so it's become the norm. Just because something becomes the norm doesn't mean it loses all meaning. Prey is woke and shit. You're a homosexual. Like literally a homosexual. Pic related is you being reminded you saw an attractive woman's breasts in a movie.
He was right about that at least, woke didn't used to mean "embarrassingly liberal agenda", at first it was just acknowledging social issues at all. Which we didn't really need a new hip term for but whatever.
Woke was what homosexuals used to use a term of endearment for homosexual media pushing homosexual agendas. It got “subverted” by shitposters mocking liberal homosexual media. That’s why there’s no effort to “take it back” like they did with snowflake or triggered.
>It got “subverted” by shitposters mocking liberal homosexual media
not really how you use the term "subverted" and it was co-opted as a term to market overly liberal works after it became hip slang, I don't think the companies that market Jordan Peele movies care what
>shiposters mocking liberal homosexual media
are doing in your head lmao
Idk what you’re even saying. It was originally a term used to say a show/film had hip social commentary, and it eventually turned into a pejorative for shitty obnoxious left wing media. It became used as a sarcastic term, but woke was originally pushed by twittergays as praise for media that aligned with their social politics.
Woke as used to mock media has since it took that meaning always meant to mock progressive horseshit in movies. Feminism, diversity, LGBT shit. Raceswaps are woke, non-whites being normal in settings that are supposed to be 100% white is woke. An 80 pound woman being the shit out of a room full of 200 pound men is woke. Female characters all being flat-chested and desexualized is woke, especially when it's paired with buff men constantly getting their shirts off. Interracial relationships are in the modern era usually woke especially when paired with genuine cuckolding. Extremely ugly women portrayed as attractive? Woke. Strained analogies of villains to Trump? Woke. Basically anything involving trannies, particularly if they're portrayed as normal and common? Woke. Portraying men -in general, but white men especially- as incompetent, cowardly, stupid, violent, evil and not to be trusted buffoons is woke, specifically if it's in contrast to competent female characters or men of other races.
But you know this, and Jay knows this, but he was excited to have this gaygery daggery doo on the show and he loves The Boys and he asserted the feminism in Mad Max: Fury Road which brought on the fricking writer of the vegana Monologues as a consultant, sidelined the main character to introduce a new feminist protagonist and blamed the destruction of the entire world on men with a freaking Time article outlining how it was a "subversive feminist film" only had "super minimal" feminism. In Jay's warped little brain all the evils of the world being blamed exclusively on men is "super minimal".
Why is Jay like that?
Hes American.
>acknowledging social issues
What the frick is this spin kek
It is just cope.
Leftists created the term “Woke” are now upset that it is being used against them as a negative action.
Kinda like how SJW is an insult now.
Eventually they will try and make a new globohomosexual progressive word and the cycle will repeat.
>Kinda like how SJW is an insult now.
SJW was always an insult. They tried to turn it around and say, "What a weak insult! They're calling us WARRIORS! That's BADASS! Why wouldn't we like to be warriors fighting for social justice?!" or some other such nonsense. Woke came from the leftists, though, praising how wide things were, and now they're trying to pretend it was always a negative far-right term.
>snowflake
Making fun of two-soul dragonkin and other degeneracy
>Safe-space
Tumbler speak. A positive term.
>hugbox
Unironic tumbler speak
etc etc etc
There is a litany of terminology the leftoids are desperate to take contol of and weaponise because its so effective.
I said the same thing when I watched the video.
He has no idea what woke means, so of course, he can't judge whether it has meaning or not.
Prey is woke. Almost everything that comes out of Hollywood is woke. The word still has meaning, it's just been normalised.
>at first it was just acknowledging social issues at all
Not true at all. The abolition of slavery or the Civil Rights movement or gay marriage was not woke.
Those social issues were solved with liberalism. Wokeism is an anti-liberal ideology. They are completely different.
Woke is essentially a catch-all term for the avenues of leftism today. It can manifest in a lot of different terms, some of which are progressivism, political correctness, intersectionality, cultural Marxism, critical theory, etc.
A product is woke if it pursues the goals of these ideologies, or if its creative decisions are influenced by these ideologies.
There is absolutely no proof that Jay has ever had sex with a man or someone who was born biologically male but later started presenting as female. Stop saying that about him.
God Tier
Mike
Rich
Great Tier
Drunk Jack
Len Kabasinski
Canadians
Okay Tier
Sober Jack
Tim
Gillian
Freddy
chubby redhead i can't remember the name of mike was fricking
Hurts The Video Tier
Beardfat
Unredeemable Tier
Mac
Max Landis
I dunno who else it left
>god tier
>rich
He genuinely is just unpleasant to watch for any amount of time, Jay might be a gay redditor or whatever but he knows the basic social ques to make you not want to immediately get away from him. Rich is always without fail not funny and annoying.
>Jay knows the basic social ques to make you not want to immediately get away from him
no he's always interrupting the others. idk how they put up with it
Rich is the punching bag
you didn't rank jay
That's was Jay's ranking.
Why do people hate Max Landis I thought he was funny just fricked up from being a rich israelite hier
His father killed a lot of people.
That has nothing to do with Max Landis though
Gay with rainbow colored sideshave hair.
All of his writing credits are terrible, like Bright and that movie about the supersoldier who's a pothead, and that terrible adaptation of that detective series by the guy who wrote Discworld.
Plus if you watch the videos on his channels, he's constantly shilling for woke shit. For diversity and LGBT shit and whatever. That and he comes off kind of manic which makes him seem fake.
I don't care about his dad's set frick up. I don't believe that was directly his fault and it's really dark and fricked up how perfect that helicopter fell to take all three of them out like that, but his dad made some decent movies, including tragically the one those people died filming.
thats all cool but you still havent said why he was a terrible guest, you're saying you dont agree with his politics or his hairstyle and you dont like his movies
>and that terrible adaptation of that detective series by the guy who wrote Discworld.
Max Landis wrote the fricking city guard show?
Mein Gott
I like Max Landis, he's probably annoying if you spent too much time with him, but he's energetic, which the group needs (thats why my favorite line up is mike rich jay and jack)
I liked the death of superman , but other than that I am not a huge fan , I dont hate the guy , but I dont love him either
does anyone have the meme thats a two panel comic of jay talking about what movies he prefers and its violent ones?
n o
Mike Stoklasa is worse.
He’s so Woke that he is Twitter Personified.
All he does is complain about heterosexual couples and incels.
Becoming?
Does anyone ever get the feeling Mike and Jay are unironically terrible people IRL. I always get the vibe that as soon as the cameras are off they are self righteous buttholes, especially Jay.
Mike showed his true self on that forum he and his friends used to post on. He hated liberals and also hated Jay immensely, not sure how they became friends and coworkers after that.
>He hated liberals and also hated Jay immensely, not sure how they became friends and coworkers after that.
Getting in a fight and then becoming best mates is how men work.
They are buttholes on the camera. So them being buttholes in real life isn’t that much of a shock.
Mike is definitely full of himself.
>he doesn't know about the goofballs
Not really. I mean I'm liking their politics less and less and disagreeing with more and more of their reviews, but they seem amiable enough for gay men from Milwaukee. I wonder if their e-celeb status gets them bussy.
To me what's always epitomized Mike is that time Rich had to clear out his grandmother's house because she was dead, so he asked Mike to come over and help him, but instead of helping him he made him put on a gorilla costume and filmed him moving the stuff out by himself, which eventually really pissed off Rich when he was having to move a fricking piano himself melting in a gorilla costume while Mike just stood there and filmed, laughing.
>Mike just stood there and filmed, laughing
That's how male friendships work tho. Someone is alpha, the other is his b***h. It's always like that.
No. That's how your male relationships work because you're a b***h.
Sounds like quality bants
I think jay would be awful because he never amounted to the directing career he wanted
It's Mike who wanted to be a big time film maker and screenwriter. his dream was always to do what JJ Abrhams is doing now which is working on Star Trek and Star Wars. Jay is percetly content to be a Youtube reviewer talking about movies all the time.
Isn't he gay?
He regular has sex with men but that doesn't automatically make him gay.
He just needs regular injections of protein
No. Mike Stoklasa is the gay one (it is why he gets upset whenever there are heterosexuals in a movie or show and screams “THE NOT GAYS”).
Jay is just an awkward beta who never learned how to talk to girls.
Post Mike and Rich cuddling on the couch
Mike needs to bully him harder
Proof?
>Prey is good cause that indian girl is charismatic as hell
>I wish her MALE brother was less heroic and more of a coward
I really starting to hate RLM...
>starting
they are literally old failures who produce shitpost movies that aren't even good shitposts. Why you homosexuals put so much stock in them is beyond me.
>the world: rey is a mary sue, even the diehard purple haired freaks agree
>jay: NO SHE'S NOT A MARY SUE!!
MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE MARY SUE
& now his shtick is WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE WOKE
just frick off already dude.
>woke haters are annoying
>people keep telling me batman is good so I won’t watch it
>no I’m not going to watch the sopranos or mad men that’s too much of a time commitment
>OMG IS THAT THE NEW MCU MOVIE
Tbf a lot of MCU movies are way better than the Batman.
It's funny watching Mike tread eggshells around anything political and Jay sitting there just waiting to pounce on it. The "Prey is a SJW film" stuff was dumb, but why get that frustrated by the small minority voicing their dumb opinions in comments? To score political points? It's strange
It was funny when he read out one of the comments and it was entirely reasonable criticism that even he acknowledged was reasonable and so he had to move on and find someone with a typo to make fun of.
i watched the review again & I did overblow just how bad it was.
They at most spent a few minutes on the anti-woke crap tirads & there did make jokes at the expense of woke with the whole twitter seething because of the ethnicities & like.
A lot of it was revisioning what it should have been not much else.
His taste lines up pretty well with mine. I enjoy watching the recommendations he tosses out.
Like Cinemaphile you mean?
do they all live in the warehouse and roll out a sleeping bag every night?
They had their chance at space cop & it's completely unwatchable.
#cancelRLM
30 year old Boomer here.
I've never understood the appeal of RLM.
>I've never understood the appeal of RLM.
I don't have any friends irl, so RLM are like friends for me.
My friend watches them a lot and parrots a lot of their opinions. I watch them once in a while , when they make fun on stuff they are at their best like "The nerd crew" or the shorts where they talk about darth vaders suit
The nerd crew was very good but they murdered it by running it into the ground. It should have stopped after the first 1, maybe 2.
Rich is the only reason I haven't dropped RLM completely.
I'M DYING LAUREN
Fact is, they're making a lot of money hosting their channel via a google-owned video platform and Patreon, both companies that have been known to shut down any wrong-think in the blink of an eye.
They've become too used to the money, the lifestyle. If daddy Youtube or mommy Patreon ever took issue with one of their views then suddenly the money tap would be turned off and they'd have to get regular jobs. The whole Bruce Willis incident probably crystalised this for them; how precarious their position really is.
If someone told you that you could choose between:
>being poor, working in Walmart and retaining your moral integrity by calling things as you see them
OR
>pulling $100K+ annually while sitting on your ass all day, toeing the line telling white lies that you "just don't care anymore" and that you "don't know" what woke means
You'd choose the same. As would I.
this is a shit excuse. they openly support israeliteshit. you can at least be a milquetoast conservative who critiques SJWs like Critical Drinker or The Quartering and survive on youtube. just accept that they are gen x nihilist liberals
they made their fame on onions wars and they love capeshit
I'm not sure what you expected
nothing. i never liked them. the prequels were great btw.
Jay is a good boy
I disliked every recent video they made, what is happening to me? I don't want to loose my friends.
they dont seem as passionate anymore. I did like the jack quaid botw and the last one with tim, but every single hitb and review in the last few months have been miserable
You’re a stupid ESL who can’t even spell ‘lose’. Just have a nice day shitskin.
I am from Iceland. And my skin is white tho.
Snyder Cut sucks, sorry Ranjeet
maybe reddit was the friends we made along the way
can't argue with god
Is it me or is Rich's meme laugh getting more and more fake and forced?
It always was, you're just finally noticing. I always hated it and how forced it sounded.
The term woke was stolen from black people, it used to mean the same thing as redpilled but for black issues.
"that's how the white man keep you down homie, stay woke"
Borrowed.
Now it means bluepilled acceptance of corporate dick in every hole. Funny how times change.
I'M DYING LAUREN!
you wanna bet on a dude fricking an alligator
money plane