He's been hired to kill you and he knows where you live.
What do? How do you survive?
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He's been hired to kill you and he knows where you live. What do? How do you survive?
He's been hired to kill you and he knows where you live.
What do? How do you survive?
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Kill him first.
Fpbp its not like this guy is actually an efficient killer. Most of his kills are luck, when he finally faces off against someone who's not completely moronic he gets btfo
Buy a two-headed quarter.
Let’s just say there will be three hits.
1. Me hitting him
2. Him hitting the floor
3. The ambulance hitting 69 miles per hour on the way to the graveyard, where his dry corpse is buried.
Don’t frick with me.
Didn't ask I'm gonna frick with you.
Post address.
>inform the police
>start thawing my frozen burgers so they don't go to waste
>create a will giving everything to a charity so my b***h of a sister doesn't get anything
crack a bottle of black and await his arrival
If I knew he was coming, and he didn’t know that I knew, then I have the advantage on him. If he goes in like a normal job assuming I’m going to be clueless and unprepared, then I’ll easily kill him. But if he knows that I know, I assume he’s going to be adopting a plan accordingly, so I would just avoid going in front of any windows or leaving my house for a couple weeks, and if I can get any security cameras installed around the house I’d have people do that. Then I’d just monitor the outside all of the time, and maybe pick up on his patterns and plans. But I’m sure he would see them installing them or notice the security cameras, so I can’t count on it for sure working because he would again adjust to that and not be too predictable. Ultimately, though, I would probably have to go into witness protection or something, unless I can wait it out until he gives up
Win the coin toss
I call the police and explain the situation to them. I tell them where I'm going to go to protect myself in the meantime, which is the mezzanine level of Waterloo Station, the busiest train station in London. I go there and I wait, in the middle of the mezzanine, where I can see people coming from a long distance away in any direction, with an armed police presence around my position
He will arrive at the station and be apprehended. He can't get to me without being seen. If he shoots in a place that busy he'll be immediately seen and taken down. He can't win, I can't lose
>*shoots you through the glass roof with a sniper rifle*
Kek fr. But in this situation you have zero proof you’re life is under threat as state in op. Its not like he texted you. So this solutions is moronic and low effort
Call the Police and when I describe the hairstyle they will caught him quickly
Personally, I would probably create a company that specializes in submersibles.
I would then commission the building of a submersible that's not fit for the missions that I send it on.
I would cut every corner possible to save costs and make this submersible a liability.
I would then charge clueless goy $250,000 to travel in my submersible down to visit underwater sea-wrecks.
So the submersible would go down and implode under the great pressure of the ocean.
The kicker - everyone would think I am inside the submersible, but really I am not. He would think I was dead already.
I would then take the $250,000 given by the clueless goy and buy myself a new house. Next door to my old house.
I would have a new identity, a new life and a new wife and kids. Also, a new dog and car. He would remain clueless as to the fact I am still alive and well.
And then, one day, after he's just completed his next job, I would hit him "accidentally" with my car, fricking up his leg and drive away off into the sunset with my new wife and her kids.
kinos with this feel?
The Fast saga
Lock myself in my home and kill myself before he arrives at my place?
Turn my house into an IED and take a plane trip to another state.
immediately hire a extra extra extra large lady to block his path
Set some bait so you can start tracking him or ambush him. Then start hunting him. He's just a man.
wait for him to force entry into my house and proceed to shoot him, i have the initiative. what a dumb question
>wait for him to force entry into my house and proceed to shoot him
He's not moronic. He'll poision your shipment of cheetos and Mtn dew, and you'll die jerking off to baby-fur porn.
>you'll die jerking off to baby-fur porn.
Chirgurh might save some it for his own personal use.
I don't remember this guy being portrayed as any kind of super-assassin. He was cold and calculating and ruthless but I'm pretty sure "I wait for him with a gun" tactics would get him eventually.
It's the details that get you. Sure, you're going to wait, but eventually you'll frick up. He doesn't get you because your plan was wrong in theory, he gets you because he's able to exploit the mistakes you're going to make.
Nothing happened in three days so you relaxed and you went to buy some beer? You're dead.
He doesn't play 4D chess, but he's going to get you eventually.
I would say his biggest advantage is risk management. He only takes measured risks, and when he doesn't have and advantage he will rather wait until he does.
The only time he was at a disadvantage was when he let himself get caught by the cops because he was bored.
I am a government worker so I would just go and work in my government office. We have several gates and guards on patrol. He would be ventilated in minutes of killing the guard to get onsite. Plus he doesn't have the access badges and codes to get into my building and lab sections.
good luck you coin flipping homosexual, your movie sucked shit and was a waste of a date.
Shit and piss and cum my pants
... Call the local mainstream media affiliates and tell them that a elderly white man wearing a wig has been walking around town throwing racial slurs at random black children and LGBT activists.
He'll be too busy running constantly from the cancelization mob to worry about killing me. Boom.
He's just a tryhard, he's not unstoppable. He's more lucky than anything most of the guys he murders were gullible. Me expecting him already puts him at a massive disadvantage. All I have to do is get get guns and some allies and watch the door all night.
>Me expecting him already puts him at a massive disadvantage
The guy he's hunting in the movie also expects him, and he still ends up dead.
Not by anton
I get in my car, drive an hour away, and then just live in a Walmart parking lot until he gets bored and gives up. He only found Lewellen because he had a tracking device.
In kill bill when the guy just waits by the door with the gun I'll just do that
He watches your windows to figure out the layout of your house, your patterns. When do you make a cup of coffee? When do you get a snack? When do you go to the bathroom?
And when you don't open your curtains for three days, when you don't move from the living room, when you act weird in general, he knows you know and will be planning for him to come in through an obvious entryway. So he won't.
>And when you don't open your curtains for three days, when you don't move from the living room, when you act weird in general, he knows you know
Jokes on him, I'm playing wow and watching kino
Build the world's largest corn maze and hide somewhere in it. When he inevitably find me, he would realize that the person inside the maze was not in fact me, but instead a life-sized wax sculpture of me with a dirty bomb strapped to it. Before he has the chance to run, I detonate the bomb from my bunker 25 miles away, evaporating him instantly.
delightfully devilish and I request to be able to play in the corn maze before you put the bomb in there
Flip a coin. If he wins then he kills me, if I win then he has to give me a blowjob and then let me live.
I don't get it, the cowboy dude seemed pretty smart. Why did he walk right into Sugars trap? Especially when he knows he is on the lose and knows he is in the area. I get that he got wienery but it doesn't seem like he would be that sloppy
He was too busy thinking about his Galaxia gig.
Because he's an overconfident dipshit. He wanted the money and thought Chigurh wouldn't know he was around so he could get the drop on him, because he only planned for what he knew, not what he didn't know or what someone else might know.
I fricking dont
Chigurh is hired to wipe out the Soprano crew. Assume this includes Patsy Parisi, Eugene, Little Paulie, and other late entries to the story. How many of them does he clear?
he would kill them all
they're like a lazy-day beach crew compared to Chiggy
Vaccinate the living shit out of him and wait for the cardiac arrest
>t-two more weeks vaxxie
lol found the moron
Frick the vax but you gays have no stable narrative like everyone else. First it was mark of the beast, then at a certain date everyone would drop dead, then it was booster fears, then now its lol you wont die just have increased chance of blood clots. If that ever gets disproven itlll be something else
im pretty sure when he said "give him a vaxx and wait for the midocaritus" it was a dumb joke you pants shitting homosexual holy frick
Fill a few sacks with tannerite and place it in my bed to look like a body. Sleep in the garage closet and wait for him to blow himself up. Be strapped at all times and wear my armor as a fail safe.
I wish I could read this book for the first time over and over
Anton is not "the ultimate badass". They even say this in the movie. He could die in any random shootout. He gets shot in the leg and easily could have died. He's not the Terminator.
If we go by the movie, i should just run him over in a car
Lol this fricker is easy to kill, yes he's a sociopath, but that's it. He still dies the same and bleeds the same.
I would lay traps like that Home Alone guy
and then this guy shows up looking for trouble, and he's gonna find trouble
You have to kill him first, it will cost many thousands of dollars to hire him to kill himself, but he isn't very bright.
Hire him to not kill me
I swallow the quarter and then kill myself
I’d say thank god and hope he hurries the frick up. I’d probably debate on whether I try to fight him so I could go out all cool like a warrior, then ultimately just drink vodka and jerk off until he comes and let it happen.