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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him to be in your amateur movie project. Then when you get back home check your computer, his scenes will already be there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In fact, I'm thinking of filming a short film starring him, using my phone camera. Any chance he would accept to do this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it doesn't take more than 5 minutes and you pay him 50 bucks.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking of buying him some beer and maybe a sandwich

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you afford a sandwich?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          of course. I'm a hard working man. Just like Eric

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's SAG/AFTRA, his rate is between $500 and $1000 a day depending on the role and length. You have to be a signatory first and then pay around 20% of the total wage to taxes and union fees. He uses cue cards and basically only plays the Eric Roberts villain mode he's been doing in every role for the past 20 years. Multiple anons who have worked with him have posted this info on Cinemaphile over the years.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SIR THERE'S A STR-
          >HE'S ALREADY HERE SIR

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Write a script first and hand it to him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just make sure to always see where his hands are. Otherwise the werkfilm he shot about the makings of your short film while you didn't pay attention will come out sooner than your own.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him if it's cool to bring a gun to school.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who did he frick while filming DOA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's married since the 90's annon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But no woman can resist his sexual magnetism and he must have fricked at least one of them just to calm her down

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's married since the 90's
        So was Schwartzenegger

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to retain impeccable hairline in old age?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if he's aware of the
    >we need someone to play this guy
    >sir he's already in the changing room
    meme

    however that might be a thing only among Cinemaphile neets

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get his autograph and then pay him in peanut shells.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find one of his random roles on IMDB and ask him lots of questions about playing that character

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I vote for this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I vote for this

      give me a fricking title guys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      [...]
      give me a fricking title guys

      tt11231356

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him for Emma's number then post it on here

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he make a movie he is in Kino

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We need an ac-
    >SIR HE'S ALREADY HERE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need to ask him if he's aware of this meme

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I was going to say accountant
      >too late, he's already here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's already filming his scenes, sir
        >we need an act-wait what?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Love, Cheat & Steal 1993 and then ask him about it.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How loud are Emma’s farts?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't ask him anything. Listen, because that's what no one did.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who took his thumb?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him why he went to rehab for weed cause that's some huge pussy shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what? i think he went to because of his alcoholism

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't it cocaine

        >December 2010 saw the premiere of the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, which documented Roberts' struggle with dependency on medical marijuana.[43]

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasn't it cocaine

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) How many projects does he have in the works
    2) Tell him his performance in that one episode of Oz was pretty good

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him for his sister's autograph

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why his daughter is so hot

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He already answered your question

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you do it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it must be just a grind to him. I bet he doesn't remember 99% of films he was in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can he get to 1000?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He also does the commentary for every single film

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask him if you can taste the recipe for Emma

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does he get paid well for all these roles or does he do shit ton of movies for $20 and a sandwich to make ends meet?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      his net worth is 2 millions, he will have to keep working until he dies. Maybe he'll get the good ending like Brendan, but I doubt. Also Julia and Emma would let him die before they would help him.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him Star 80 was great.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Akon smack that?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him why.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him if it hurts when he smiles. he always looks like his face is about to crack and fall off when he even grins. He just looks in pain all the time.

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