You can tell he's no longer naturally producing testosterone. His veins have just about doubled in width. That doesn't happen with natural T release from having a ballsack with balls in it. Seems like he may be on HRT.
Shut the frick up. Literally ruining the jokes with gay ass posts like this. What is wrong with you? I know you're trying to fit in. But please just fricking stop. The entire thread is in on the joke but you. I'll give you an out: Tell me you're ESL and I'll back off. That's the only way your homosexual post makes even the slightest bit of sense. "shrodingers dick". Stop posting, you larping moron, you'll never fit in here.
>crotch conveniently concealed
what do you think he wished for when he blew out the candles?
For his dick back?
Somes times dead is better...
The dixk turned sour...
You can tell he's no longer naturally producing testosterone. His veins have just about doubled in width. That doesn't happen with natural T release from having a ballsack with balls in it. Seems like he may be on HRT.
>dick status = 404
No bullshit or jokes, how is he still alive?
you can live without a penis, not a fulfilling life, but i've seen it done by women
Is it unironically, no joke, really gone? I'd kill myself, fame and fortune be damned if you have nothing left to identify you as a man.
No, and he's back to full health with physical therapy
Hello Jeremy
If you can call that "living"
but is it truly living?
He looks dickless
What he doesn't say is that he's actually pooping at that moment.
Dick status?
JUST
his wiener is fully recovered
ooof
I've literally never seen him take his dick out and wave it around since the accident. Seems kind of suss...
And a birthday party is the right time to do it
Shrodingers dick
Shut the frick up. Literally ruining the jokes with gay ass posts like this. What is wrong with you? I know you're trying to fit in. But please just fricking stop. The entire thread is in on the joke but you. I'll give you an out: Tell me you're ESL and I'll back off. That's the only way your homosexual post makes even the slightest bit of sense. "shrodingers dick". Stop posting, you larping moron, you'll never fit in here.
Lame
Much better.
I can't sit comfortably with my legs that close together because I'll be squishing my junk, so...
DICK RIPPED OFF
RIPPED OFF DICK
OFF RIPPED DICK
RIPPED DICK OFF
OFF DICK RIPPED
DICK OFF RIPPED
PLOW LOCAL