He's got lesbian parents in the comics now, so a reboot is ripe for the pickings. Cast him.

He's got lesbian parents in the comics now, so a reboot is ripe for the pickings. Cast him.

Hard mode: cast a German.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cast a German
    Are there any famous migrant German actors?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The protagonist from Dark seems like the easy choice.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flula Borg

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    Let the capeshit die.
    It has nothing left to offer you.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mehmet turkoglu

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this. Gives a nice base to do image inducer stuff with too.

      > Now.
      I remember that being a thing nearly twenty years ago.

      It's now canon that he is the biological son of Mystique and Destiny.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice!

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Now.
    I remember that being a thing nearly twenty years ago.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lesbian
    Mystique has been retconned to be biologically male.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah now Nightcrawler was created by two women having sex and then born from the birthing partner's butthole. I’m not even kidding

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no no no, its even more moronic then that
      Mystique doesnt create her own sperm, she somehow uses some other huys sperm when she become a futa for her lover

      And I thought it was moronic when his father was literally Satan. Do comic writers just get bored or what?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comic book writers are now just mentally ill trannies vomitting their delusions about themselves and reality into a poorly constructed story to push and agenda normalize their degeneracy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and to think people would rather read japanese manga than this amazing gold

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >people
        People don't read japanese manga though, only bugs do.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is a chart about young adult insects' preferences. Personally I don't care about insects, just want them outside of my home.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >entire premise is just shapeshift and cant copy powers and genetics of other mutants or super humans
      >now can mutate into different gender and produce genetics and push alphabit soup propaganda out her girlfriends ass

      think the artist took the piss drawing her with her pants on and making the ass baby for being forced to draw this garbage.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, is this an ass-baby?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Mystique now has a dick in her original form. She's literally a troony that chooses to present as female with her shapeshifting ability.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the everloving frick is happening to this world? I refuse to believe ANYONE is buying and reading this shit. Sales of comics have been horrible for years

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get this at all, why does it have to be out of her ass? Destiny is a woman in the comics, is she not?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Destiny is a woman in the comics, is she not?
        Mystique is a man now, so maybe Destiny is one too.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no no no, its even more moronic then that
    Mystique doesnt create her own sperm, she somehow uses some other huys sperm when she become a futa for her lover

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mystique made him with her gigantic throbbing wiener, shooting cummies inside a pussy

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone who reads comic books explain why Kurt is Spider-Man now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BRRRRRRAP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is some kind of ploy to take away the rights to movie Spidey away from Sony isn't it?

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