I wouldn't call falling off of a castle into the abyss below "successful"
If he killed the Beast, Belle absolutely would have been his wienersleeve.
Oh I took it successful in life, I wasnt thinking successful in killing the beast.
Which he did, but yidsney magic brought the beast back in human form, and belle thought they could just be friends.
French Catholics are extremely secularized and liberalized compared to African Christians and old school pre-revolution French Catholics, even the right wing types. Much like how Muslim Turks are quite liberalized/secularized compared to pakistanis and pre-ataturk turkish muslims.
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The questionable legacy of the past few centuries is undeniable, yes. But my point still stands.
>Noooooo he's not a monster for kidnapping me and my father and locking us up, you're the monster for wanting to free us and kill him for kidnapping people
Dude over complicates shit. >patient: I can't get laid or meet friends, what do? >Peterson: well your problems are due to the perpetual adolescence perpetuated by the marxists in this post modern world. first you gotta know thyself and then conquer the dragon that's in your room. pseudo-intellectual rambling goes on >me: you're probably socially moronic, meet some people at a special needs club and ignore 'normies" that ignore or tease you. it's their problem, not yours.
>1981 : The Fox and the Hound >1985 : The Black Cauldron >1986 : The Great Mouse Detective >1988 : Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Oliver and Company >1989 : The Little Mermaid >1990 : DuckTales the Movie, The Rescuers Down Under >1991 : Beauty and the Beast >1992 : Aladdin >1994 : The Lion King >1995 : A Goofy Movie, Pocahontas >1996 : The Hunchback of Notre Dame >1997 : Hercules >1998 : Mulan >1999 : Tarzan, Fantasia 2000
All the theatrical 2D animation Disney films released in those two decades.
Yeah I've told people who think that it's still about money that those Brazillians with the tiny hats used to make GOOD movies and produce GOOD music. They would take chances because they wanted to see if they could find the next big cash cow. It's absolutely not about money anymore.
Considering I have had the Fantasia LaserDisc easily by 1996 (I clearly remember watching it that Summer many, many times) and probably much earlier than that, I don't think its "2000" title has much to do with it.
If I had to recall it's probably something like by '92. And that's just the Laserdisc. I'm betting a lot of the content in that are back in the 40s or 50s or 60s.
This story makes zero sense. Gaston was a gigachad that was loved by everyone, every girl wanted him. There's no way someone like that would go after a stuck up book girl.
>woman
>has no problem with a literal monster because he's FRICKING STACKED
the real monster is poor people
Hdyrwsm?
haychdurrwissm is my favorite new meme
No.
how come girls never defend me when I kidnap them and keep them locked up in my room with the express threat of beast rape ever present.
Do you own a fricking castle with slave furniture?
you're quasimodo
GOTEM
he could not have predicted getting roasted like this
If Gastón was successful, she would ride his dick until death from exhaustion.
Gaston is successful but shes off put by his manly bravado. Bell is more into gothic nerd types that talk about feelings.
Successful in killing the Beast, anon. Victory and the demonstration of power would immediately change her mind.
Oh I took it successful in life, I wasnt thinking successful in killing the beast.
Which he did, but yidsney magic brought the beast back in human form, and belle thought they could just be friends.
One way or another, the whole story is unrealistic bullshit. And Tangled has better porn with the main girl. Yes, I love hair.
I wouldn't call falling off of a castle into the abyss below "successful"
If he killed the Beast, Belle absolutely would have been his wienersleeve.
Why didn’t Gaston just frick the three blondes that wanted his dick?
He did, multiple times. He wanted virgin pussy.
This is France, not USA. He was in need of a proper virgin for marriage.
French people are some of the most promiscious people out there;most of the population is ok with infidelity.
But tbh the story is pre-revolution.
Rural and urban divide, anon. Even today, an actual French farmer would be far closer to Gaston than to some homosexual from Paris.
French Catholics are extremely secularized and liberalized compared to African Christians and old school pre-revolution French Catholics, even the right wing types. Much like how Muslim Turks are quite liberalized/secularized compared to pakistanis and pre-ataturk turkish muslims.
The questionable legacy of the past few centuries is undeniable, yes. But my point still stands.
>This is France
Where are all the immigrant then?
Modern France is not the real France. The real one died with the death of the true Roi.
>easy prostitutes are so dull
>is that the virgin girl who thinks she's above everyone in this town?
the hunter gets bored when the target just walks up to him
More like
>if gaston had a castle with servants and a huge library
personality doesn't factor.
She preferred the BBC
More like BBN
Big Beast knots
>Noooooo he's not a monster for kidnapping me and my father and locking us up, you're the monster for wanting to free us and kill him for kidnapping people
Is Jordan Peterson correct about Beauty & the Beast?
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He cant even control his own kids, I'm not listening to this homosexual.
Dude over complicates shit.
>patient: I can't get laid or meet friends, what do?
>Peterson: well your problems are due to the perpetual adolescence perpetuated by the marxists in this post modern world. first you gotta know thyself and then conquer the dragon that's in your room. pseudo-intellectual rambling goes on
>me: you're probably socially moronic, meet some people at a special needs club and ignore 'normies" that ignore or tease you. it's their problem, not yours.
Crazy old Maurice?
>1981 : The Fox and the Hound
>1985 : The Black Cauldron
>1986 : The Great Mouse Detective
>1988 : Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Oliver and Company
>1989 : The Little Mermaid
>1990 : DuckTales the Movie, The Rescuers Down Under
>1991 : Beauty and the Beast
>1992 : Aladdin
>1994 : The Lion King
>1995 : A Goofy Movie, Pocahontas
>1996 : The Hunchback of Notre Dame
>1997 : Hercules
>1998 : Mulan
>1999 : Tarzan, Fantasia 2000
All the theatrical 2D animation Disney films released in those two decades.
was there something in the water at disney during the 80s and 90s that made them pump out consistent kino?
It was about money then. Now it is not.
Yeah I've told people who think that it's still about money that those Brazillians with the tiny hats used to make GOOD movies and produce GOOD music. They would take chances because they wanted to see if they could find the next big cash cow. It's absolutely not about money anymore.
>A Goofy Movie
Love it so much
me when I see shadman waiting for the same buss as me
>that animation
take me back, for frick's sake
I look like this and moonwalk/parkour/skateboard like this
>>1999 : Fantasia 2000
Something's not quite adding up around here
Considering I have had the Fantasia LaserDisc easily by 1996 (I clearly remember watching it that Summer many, many times) and probably much earlier than that, I don't think its "2000" title has much to do with it.
If I had to recall it's probably something like by '92. And that's just the Laserdisc. I'm betting a lot of the content in that are back in the 40s or 50s or 60s.
fantasia =/= fantasia 2000
That's news to me, I suppose.
Some collection? A sequel?
This story makes zero sense. Gaston was a gigachad that was loved by everyone, every girl wanted him. There's no way someone like that would go after a stuck up book girl.
He wanted her because she was "hard to get" and that activated his hunter neurons
Once again: he wants a cute and docile teen wife to carry his kids. Blond bawds are good for one thing only.
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>uhh he may be a grotesque beast that attacks me but you expect me to cook
>i know who the real monster is
tale as old as time
she's a nasty ass prostitute
>eats over a dozen eggs daily
The real reason she didn't want to be with gaston was his constant putrid farting.