How are they Homoerotics? By that logic Barbie is homoerotic and girls who play with them will become lesbians. Also wouldn't sports be homoerotic too?
>How are they Homoerotics? By that logic Barbie is homoerotic and girls who play with them will become lesbians. Also wouldn't sports be homoerotic too?
Correct. Everything is gay and all the kids are gay now.
You know if you spend time with your kids and help them cultivate skills or understanding their surroundings you wont worry about them turning hay so much.
Each new generation of kids have terrible parents and at this point I'm not sure if its by design or if its manufactured in such a way.
I played with cars and only became autistic, but I think watching a bunch of cartoons with animal protagonists overwritten the gay part and made me something else
Beating your kid with kitchen appliances.
That's what my mom did when she found me dressing my barbie in Action Man™ clothing (Leviticus 19:19), and it worked on me, I only tried dick three times, first to see what the fuzz was about, second to see if they all taste the same (kinda), and third to make sure I truly wasn't gay.
Still autistic, though.
He's wrong.
Boys play WITH toys, as in >then He-man did this >then Donatello did that >also Batman kicked ass
Girls play AS toys, as in >and then I did this, as barbie >and then I did that, as [my little pony character] >also Peppa kicked ass, because that's what I would do
So if your boy does gay things with his toys, it's because the characters are fricking homos. Or you're raising a gay, which is just a girl, but without the narcissism.
It's to encourage kids to be masculine, take good care of their bodies and work out. If you got something gay out of it, that says something about you.
What a gay you are.
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They could've written this into some funny premise instead of just having a character deliver the line straight to the camera
the absurdist way family guy works, sometimes breaking any pretense of plot or attempt at a story, is part of its charm and why it's popular
Hey Arnold!
How are they Homoerotics? By that logic Barbie is homoerotic and girls who play with them will become lesbians. Also wouldn't sports be homoerotic too?
>see abs
>"haha that's gay"
Makes you think.
It’s always the guys who are in shit shape who say muscular dudes are homoerotic. It’s just envy.
>How are they Homoerotics? By that logic Barbie is homoerotic and girls who play with them will become lesbians. Also wouldn't sports be homoerotic too?
Correct. Everything is gay and all the kids are gay now.
>strawman
Wowee zoweee!
When I was a kid I mashed my male action figures together and then got a boner. I'm not gay though.
So homosexuality is something that can be imprinted upon children, and thus logically it should also be removable. Very interesting idea, Seth.
>play with boy toys
>"you'll turn gay"
>play with sexy girl doll toys
>"you'll turn gay"
>play with cars
>"you'll turn autistic AND gay"
What won't turn a kid gay?
straight porn?
Zoids
I was over crafting when I was 7 - not including customizing my Zoid Liger model, obviously.
>What won't turn a kid gay?
Abuse and neglect.
You know if you spend time with your kids and help them cultivate skills or understanding their surroundings you wont worry about them turning hay so much.
Each new generation of kids have terrible parents and at this point I'm not sure if its by design or if its manufactured in such a way.
I played with cars and only became autistic, but I think watching a bunch of cartoons with animal protagonists overwritten the gay part and made me something else
Legos
fighting in a war
Beating your kid with kitchen appliances.
That's what my mom did when she found me dressing my barbie in Action Man™ clothing (Leviticus 19:19), and it worked on me, I only tried dick three times, first to see what the fuzz was about, second to see if they all taste the same (kinda), and third to make sure I truly wasn't gay.
Still autistic, though.
My first exposures to porn as a kid were straight and mother/daughter incest, and I'm still gay.
He's wrong.
Boys play WITH toys, as in
>then He-man did this
>then Donatello did that
>also Batman kicked ass
Girls play AS toys, as in
>and then I did this, as barbie
>and then I did that, as [my little pony character]
>also Peppa kicked ass, because that's what I would do
So if your boy does gay things with his toys, it's because the characters are fricking homos. Or you're raising a gay, which is just a girl, but without the narcissism.
>without the narcissism.
Bruh.
>how women approach Star Wars
So what I wrote, but better put and apparently a professional study and not just my own observations (I work with kids).
What a punch-able face. Frick Stewie.
It's to encourage kids to be masculine, take good care of their bodies and work out. If you got something gay out of it, that says something about you.
Kids already have P.E. for that.