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7 months ago Reply Anonymous He killed untold millions so that his best friends that he met a hot minute ago could live.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Yeah because those millions didn’t deserve it for killing millions more earlier in the movie, right?
7 months ago Reply Anonymous only one person his responsible for the tragedy that happened on board the laser moon family fun center.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous BEHOLD! THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IN THE UNIVERSE! THE SINGULARITY ENGINE!
7 months ago Reply Anonymous >You wanna buy some death sticks? >You don't want to sell me death sticks. >Ehh, I don't want to sell you death sticks. >You want to go home and have a nice day. >I want to go home and kill myself...
7 months ago Reply Anonymous I'd rather not. That said, I'm very much looking forward to what they do with TLJ.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous same although its really 3 when creepio will finally achieve singularity
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Oh for sure. Threepio gets a lot of scenes in RoS and has rhat red eyes sequence so you just know it's going to be good
7 months ago Reply Anonymous >compare smashing your hand in a car door with smashing your dick in a car door
7 months ago Reply Anonymous The actual scenery and background aliens look and feel like they belong in Star Wars and not some uninspired Doctor Who shite
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Yes I totally remember that iconic scene from a memorable television series
7 months ago Reply Anonymous i'm at the point now where if i feel like watching star wars, i watch the auralnauts dub.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Obi nobi got a good laugh out of me >goofy Star Wars dub >is more consistent than the actual series i'm at the point now where if i feel like watching star wars, i watch the auralnauts dub. At this point it's just a better overall experience. See how much better Larry is than the actual kenobi series?
7 months ago Reply Anonymous i've heard legends of a taco made entirely out of dorito. if it exists, we will find it.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous >they couldn't even dance fight, they had these machines to do their dance fighting for them
7 months ago Reply Anonymous It surprises me that Auralnauts is not a more popular channel. Then again, maybe that is for the best.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous The prequel ones were very funny, but by the time they got to the OT it became too silly, overindulgent and self-referential to be funny.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Larry is unironically an achievement and better written than anything Disney Star Wars (sans Gilroy).
7 months ago Reply Anonymous I thought it was funny at first, but then it became too focused on being an actual story. At times it felt like they wanted to do something serious.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous This. I enjoyed the prequel stuff, but the joke got stretched too thin the moment they started doing the OT.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous You cannot win, Anakin. Because I'm taller than you, and yeah, you're a dick as well.
he's a jeddy night, not a """laser master"""
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He killed untold millions so that his best friends that he met a hot minute ago could live.
Yeah because those millions didn’t deserve it for killing millions more earlier in the movie, right?
only one person his responsible for the tragedy that happened on board the laser moon family fun center.
Collective punishment is the jet eye way
BEHOLD!
THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT IN THE UNIVERSE!
THE SINGULARITY ENGINE!
>You wanna buy some death sticks?
>You don't want to sell me death sticks.
>Ehh, I don't want to sell you death sticks.
>You want to go home and have a nice day.
>I want to go home and kill myself...
compare this club sequence to the casino in Last Jedi
I'd rather not. That said, I'm very much looking forward to what they do with TLJ.
same although its really 3 when creepio will finally achieve singularity
Oh for sure. Threepio gets a lot of scenes in RoS and has rhat red eyes sequence so you just know it's going to be good
When is TLJ ever releasing? I want more crazy fan girl Rey
she hates him now he's a poseur
>compare smashing your hand in a car door with smashing your dick in a car door
The actual scenery and background aliens look and feel like they belong in Star Wars and not some uninspired Doctor Who shite
compare it to to the bar scene in Andor's first episode
Yes I totally remember that iconic scene from a memorable television series
>Just casually mindrapes guy with 0 remorse
Theran Cedrax was right.
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M I D I C H L O R I F Y
>goofy Star Wars dub
>is more consistent than the actual series
i'm at the point now where if i feel like watching star wars, i watch the auralnauts dub.
I’VE QUADRUPLED MY FLIP POWER!
no, you haven't.
i'm afraid i can't chip in.
i'll have to owe you.
One of my favorite moments in the whole series
his name's duke.
i prefer cash.
this is oby noby and im leela
Obi nobi got a good laugh out of me
At this point it's just a better overall experience. See how much better Larry is than the actual kenobi series?
>Bail Organa is Larry’s lawyer
>I need a loan
i've heard legends of a taco made entirely out of dorito.
if it exists, we will find it.
>You’re a poser!
>Dad?
>you know anikin I think I'm going to rehab
>I called him pumpkin head!
>We know who we are
>Umm no
>We are Influencers.
>they couldn't even dance fight, they had these machines to do their dance fighting for them
>I called him Pumpkin Head.
It surprises me that Auralnauts is not a more popular channel. Then again, maybe that is for the best.
>herion
I know what I did, mydiclorians luke midiclorians
Uuh no, Darth Chud... THIS is the last laser WOmaster...
The prequel ones were very funny, but by the time they got to the OT it became too silly, overindulgent and self-referential to be funny.
Larry is unironically an achievement and better written than anything Disney Star Wars (sans Gilroy).
Auralnauts are better at subversive humor than most Hollywood hacks.
Kino. Always on my lifting playlist.
>dude, last time we did this you danced so badly your legs fell off
>AAAAAAAAAAAH
>ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER
>mfw I'm trying to get clean
Oh yes, you're all dirty..
>so lets clean you up!
Some parts of this are funny but C-3PO's character is really annoying
>filtered by Creepio
I thought it was funny at first, but then it became too focused on being an actual story. At times it felt like they wanted to do something serious.
This. I enjoyed the prequel stuff, but the joke got stretched too thin the moment they started doing the OT.
You cannot win, Anakin. Because I'm taller than you, and yeah, you're a dick as well.
Would you like to buy some drugs, larry
That’s, uhh, why I’m here.
RIGHT IN THE FART SHAFT
KID WE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT FARTS WE"RE TALKING ABOUT ASSSSS
EVERYBODY GET DOWN WITH THE FORCE
EVERYBODY DO THE DANCE WITH THE FATES
MIDICHLORIANS DUKE
OBI-WAAAAN
JESUS CHRIST I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
>you challenge me?
>your whip versus mine
>Ah, 'Da Dip'
>excellent choice...
Stay here and stab fish I will
>Obi-wan ben larry steve kenobi??
actually its kevin now
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