He's too talented to not be directing movies at this point.

He's too talented to not be directing movies at this point.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*5 minutes mologue*
    >*3 minutes landscape shot*
    >*30 seconds of action*
    >rinse and repeat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Sip*
      Yup, that's kino

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in vidya you can do virtually anything you can imagine. in movies, if you're lucky, anything you can afford

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that but movies are constrained to 2-3 hours and specifically targeted at the dumbest audience so they can make more money. Kojima is better off making his stories in a game medium. Film is too minuscule and poor to contain his genius.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed, i would be ashamed to look in the eyes of CREATIVIDAD Kojima, I would be embarrassed to even be in the same room as him because it would be like trying to compare a person to a god

    Did you know he invented the camera

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rips off western slop
    >elevates it to kino
    how does he do it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      glorious nippon steel folded over 1000 times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just take Under Siege but incorporate philosophy into the plot. Easy.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really like the lady luck part on mgs2 near the end

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he should be getting a movie project over taylor swift tbh. he's a much better story teller

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie is 4 hours long
    >3 hours and 49 minutes of that is dialogue

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he's seen Hunter's wiener?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a lucky man if he has

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the only times his stories were interesting was when translators took liberties with the scripts

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch a Hideo Kojima film
    >there's a 15 min shot of the MC climbing a ladder
    Kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I'm not sure if it's sarcasm

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put a tard-wrangler on him and he'll make a fine 3/5 film.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LA CREATIVIDAD

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homie made 1 good game in his life and has been riding those coattails ever since

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MGS2 and 3 are great games.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not a good writer
    >not a good director
    >not even half as good as Roland Emmerich
    moron is lucky that medium he is in is filled with midwits just like him

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This man uses some ancient satanic black magic shit to lure in moronic tastelets into liking his painfully boring writing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like people who consume vidya don't read or watch films, so when they play his game they think it's the best thing ever. His god awful writing and directing says otherwise. Kojima wouldn't last long outside of vidya, no videogame journalist to save his ass

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima has a mid as frick artistic taste and just want to take pictures with celebrities to look like a cool guy.

    His characters and direction are cringe, his stories are boring and his message is bland.

    Change my mind.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't be so bad if he has a slight of self awareness. He really thinks he's the best thing that even happen since sliced bread. And him seeking constant validation from the film industry and holywood actors is sad as frick too. He should stick what he's good at, entertaining midwits with his games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no need, you are correct. If anybody ever deserved to be called a hack, it's him.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I personally can’t wait for OD. Wonder if Mads will have a part

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The good stuff about his games isn't the cinematics but the fun scenarios and details he throws in there that movies just can't do anymore.

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