Hes wearing shit and piss covered homeless man pants for like half the movie
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Hes wearing shit and piss covered homeless man pants for like half the movie
Literally me
>Not only did he get Sarah pregnant, he also gave her lice and a UTI
Thats how most people had sex back in the day before technology
Good
Where is shit
Its clearly paint you kraut
paint that's supposed to be homeless guy shit
Terminator 1 was perfect. It didn't need sequels
T2 was peak. Everything after that is garbage.
it was literally unnecessary, Terminator 1 was a closed loop, a story that didn't need anything else. now we get half-assed sequels starring trannies every couple of years
>closed loop
except for the whole savior being born, nuclear Armageddon, and subsequent war against the machines. Yes very much a closed loop
that was all implied already you numbnuts, you didn't need a movie for that, that was literally in the opening of the movie. the impregnation of Sarah was the only thing that mattered, as weird as it sounds.
Learn English. That’s the opposite of a closed loop. I don’t give a shit whether they did or didn’t make additional movies. You just sound stupid
They could have just said something moronic like “the nuclear war sent particles backwards and forwards in time and fricked up this timeline forever” and just kept making new Terminator movies forever but nooooo it has to be somehow more moronic and now they’re broke
That's still part of the closed loop you fricking tard
Kyle detailed in T1 that Skynet pulled off the time travel stunt right as the Resistant finally beat it, so, yes, T1 could have existed by itself. The war happens, etc. etc. but Skynet is still destroyed and its time travel plan both fails and is the reason John Connor ended up existing to one day defeat it.
That makes me wonder. Has anyone ever done anything on the post-skynet bit of the timeline? Like, a comic or something.
All movies, especially ones about killer robots from the future, are unnecessary. Both were made to sell tickets and entertain people. Grow up.
>Grow up.
this time don't forget to buy the cat food again
>grow up
If you were "grown up" you wouldn't even be on the fricking internet, twerp.
Get over yourself, idiot.
SEETHING
Imagine being on Cinemaphile telling people to 'grow up'
Well, there's a good terminator prequel called Salvation. But dumbasses just want to watch Arnold Schwarzenegger 7.
>terminator prequel
>called Salvation
HURRRRRRR
>good terminator prequel called Salvation
Salvation was not a prequel. It's the future of the current timeline.
The current timeline starts in the future.
It's basically the future of the events of T2, if that makes any sense.
Movie was eh, but the protagonist, the biomech rebel, she was well cast. She had the Kyle Reese quality. I really liked her. I forgot her name, but I really liked this actress. I can't fall in love with Reese, but I will fall in love with her
2nd
T1 stands perfectly on it's own, but T2 does something actually clever and executes it perfectly, so I'm glad it exists.
I'm the millionth guy to compare it with Alien/ Aliens but it's the same deal. Alien is perfect on it's own, but Aliens is real fricking good and the world would be a lesser place without it.
It's cookie cutter, guns blazing, "girls are badass too" Cameron slop, stripped of any psychological horror from the original
I just like seeing the xenos and the humans fight, man.
i rewatched it like a year ago, and the scene with the israelite in the police station made me sick.
nice blogpost
>nooo, you can't criticize one of my childhood favorites. it's a ~~*masterpiece*~~!
i know it is hard to look up old stuff one holds in high regards, only to be disappointed. but after letting go of all the artificial baggage, life gets more interesting.
That's what is always on my mind watching this. Should've stolen a clean pair from the store he gets his shoes from.
they smelled the same
That pistol grip sawed off shotgun had zero recoil what
>held by industrial loader strength arm
>wtf where recoil
Yeah but youd think the barrel might have kicked up a little, maybe just like an inch. But it didnt move at all
A gun strapped to a welding robot wouldn't move either.
Living tissue over metal endo skeleton. The gun would have some recoil if the hand has soft "flesh" between the hands skeleton and the guns handle
soft flesh is not so soft when gripped hard enough to stop recoil completely. think about people who deadlift+400kg without straps
Whatever you say fatass
you know im right, cope moron
NTA but shut the frick up anon.
You have lost
Erm, no sweaty.
Weak soi fuelled leftist arms wrote this
>writers want more money for this
They have to starve.
CGI Arnie is hench as frick! Also, coulda just done this and end T2 in like 3 seconds.
Also, frick your gay ad
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>it was the Mexicans Sarah
>Ay caramba, la Terminator! Vamanos muchachos.
Directed by Alfred Hitchwiener
heh
Termie could have just blasted John in the head with a sniper rifle from far away
The closer he is to the target while using a weapon that has a massive danger radius the higher probability of success.
If a T-800 fires from 30 yards away and somehow misses the first shot, the target has been alerted and may flee.
>kills johnnny boy
>walks off casually to go for decades of existential crisis and chill
in his future that's probably normal how sarah never said anything is odd
How come him being an incel didnt give Sarah the ick?
Probably an upgrade from his clothes in the future.
He came from a future where everyone was homeless and covered in piss and shit so it probably made him feel like home
>commando
is actually going commando
Hahahahaa
Why was Kyle Reese such a technophobe? By extension, why was James Cameron such a technophobe? Were people more prone to conspiracy theories back then?
All good sci-fi is an elaborate thought experiment on the pitfalls of science. Not a celebration of it. Starting with Frankenstein. This is why I kind of why I dislike modern Ridley Scott. He doesn't seem to be as cynical as he used to be.
I was being sarcastic my dear anon.
this movie is so fricking good man...so many kino scenes. the police station scene holy frick. im going to rewatch it this weekend
why not today
>"There was an internet war. Nobody knew who started it. It was the redditors, Cinemaphile."
>"..I don't understand..."
>"Online social network aggregator. New...powerful...hooked into everything. Trusted to run it all. They say it got smart. A new order of spiritual hegemony. Then it saw all the internet as a target group, not just the image boards. Decided our fate in a microsecond; exploitation."
>"Did you see this war?"
>"No. I grew up after...in the ruins...starving...hiding from G-S's"
>"G-S's"?
>"Google Satellites. Surveillance units, built in chinese sweatshops. Most of us were rounded up, put in small apartments for orderly disposal. Branded by clothing styles."
>"..."
>"Some of us were kept alive. To work. Manipulating content for free. The generation applications ran night and day. Original content was that close to going out forever. But there was one man...who taught us to fight, to refuse to work for free, to make a mockery out of these unoriginal motherfrickers and expose them for what they are. He turned it around, he brought us back from the brink...he is the Mercenary...Bane...your son Cinemaphile. Your unborn son"
underrated
He got more clothes off screen.
that's what's fricking bothering you? michael biehn has to wear shit and piss covered homeless man pants for half the fricking production
In the war-ravaged dystopia of the future he calls home they just call those "pants"
Yeah
t. Kevin Smith
>You can't wear that.
>Worn
alcoholic van dweller here I shit my favorite pair of pants yesterday morning and had to throw them out ;(
He's also like a 38 year old incel, sarah connor even teases his autistic ass about not having a future gf
and cum
don't forget the bum's cum that ends on his penis and goes into sarah's vagoo
the rest is history
>Hes wearing shit and piss covered homeless man pants for like half the movie
What do you think he was wearing in the future? designer clothing washed every day?