>heterosexual male kisses a woman
>Immediately goes to heaven
>Gays still in hell
What the FRICK did they mean by this?
>heterosexual male kisses a woman. >Immediately goes to heaven. >Gays still in hell
>heterosexual male kisses a woman
>Immediately goes to heaven
>Gays still in hell
What the FRICK did they mean by this?
>straight white man single-handedly responsible for saving a bunch of queer people
It was secretly based the whole time
>Straight Aryan man fights against the patriarchy (aka Adam, the first man)
>First man was white
What did Vivs mean by this?
>The first woman is the embodiment of Hitler's beauty standards
>Eve is implied to be another blonde white woman
>hetero woman saves the day by being the one who discovered how to kill angels
>she also beats the shit out of a lesbian
(I'm assuming she's straight but imo she has something with zestial)
She's definitely a family mom and Zestial is her boo.
>being the one who discovered how to kill angels
Find that really dumb. The exterminations have been going on for how many years? Hundreds? You're telling me that until now there wasn't a single Sinner that ever had the idea to try using an angelic weapon against an Exorcist?
>Manage to get one angelic weapon worth more that what you can make in a hundred years
>you can try to use it to make yourself into a petty overlord
>Or you could go out in the next extermination day to try kill an angel by yourself and make yourself the prime target for the next extermination
>Go out at extermination day
>Get gang up by a flight of angels
>Die like a b***h before hitting a strike
>No one ever tried that again for a few hundred year until another overconfident idiot of the highest level spawn again
>rinse and repeat
Angels were clearly leaving their weapons around, and Carmilla (and potentially others like her) were creating weapons using said angelic steel. For thousands of years there are people armed with angelic weapons getting caught in exterminations and not a single one of them has ever tried to fight back even remotely.
Carmilla even says/demonstrates that angels think themselves impervious so don't try to dodge harm. There's no way they have NEVER been hit by one of their own weapons.
Inb4 viv realises this and makes her and Velvette frick
>heterosexual male
he is bi or cherry is a cherry boy
>Straight, subservient, boy crazed maid saves the day while the bisexual and lesbian protagonists get btfo by the villains
WHY IS HAZBIN BASED?
this is the hardest i've laughed at Cinemaphile in a while
>Pentious goes to heaven after conversion therapy
VIVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNE
>Saint Peter is depicted as an Aryan and not a middle eastern man.
Lol lmao even
I mean. Our beautiful queen Herself dyes her hair blond. She knows that Aryans are the master race.
The most cringe forced unnecessary death I've seen in media
I checked YouTube uploads for the Chaggie kiss. The one that actually shows it only has ~25k views. Meanwhile, more people are watching the cherriesnake kiss scene. Kek, the absolute state, the main pairing kiss scene got outshined by a side pairing. You just know that if it were Alastor instead, that shit would hit a million views in an hour
>Couple that's been together from the start of the series kiss vs a ship that was never previously together kiss prefacing a character death
Wow I wonder why one would be more popular than the other. A true mystery. Scholars are still scratching their heads over this one
hilarious
yuri so bad that even characters in the show prefer charlastor
Post the link anon.
>11 hrs ago, Chaggie kiss scene uploaded, 26k views
https://youtu.be/VlcrSTODM3g?si=j9cZ10Hr-NqKDzZg
>11 hrs ago, snek kiss scene uploaded, 36k views
?si=zyv7npJidWalLHKw
Vaggie is just so boring. She has no actual chemistry with Charlie and the "relationship" really is just "the plot says they have to be together so they are."
there are like 20 HH threads up rn, jesus
Dude that was after he got gangbanged by a bunch of demons
seriously this
that snake hole is cream filled
>hetero only allowed to be hetero after submitting to the gays
What did she mean by this?
I mean the dude said he was havin sex with everyone there in the club boss....can you really back down from that after it's said
Basically a serpentskin welcome mat at that point
Get off the internet, egg boy
you can't unfrick the boa I'm sorry laddy
gape is gape
I hope Sir Pentious shoots you with a ray gun
boss he's in heaven that's a bubble gun at this point