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hey Cinemaphile would you rather have a blaster gun or a lightsaber if you could have a real one in real life

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie that's like asking if I'd rather have rock or paper and scissors don't exist

    lightsaber because even if it broke I could still use the gay space crystal inside it to make a laser that I can shoot anyway

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Galaxy take: Use both

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lightsaber, obviously. Just buy a normal gun, then you have both.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    blasters offer no practical advantage over bullets.
    Lightsabers, despite all of the gay nerd fandom over star wars, are still cool af

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lightsaber, obviously. Just buy a normal gun, then you have both.

      homie that's like asking if I'd rather have rock or paper and scissors don't exist

      lightsaber because even if it broke I could still use the gay space crystal inside it to make a laser that I can shoot anyway

      >shoots you
      good choice dumbass

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would I put myself in a situation where I would have to defend against a bullet, I'm white

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          becasue Im coming to get your awesome lightsaber hehehe

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was banking on nobody ever knowing I had it and moving to the middle of nowhere to test the phantom menace door opening gimmick on several miles of rock- but then I considered that I might accidentally strike gas eventually and mentally settled for turning it on and off again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        *deflects it back to you*
        heh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A blaster.

      >blasters offer no practical advantage over bullets.
      Actually they have major advantages. They don't use gunpowder so they don't leave residue on the shooters hands. Also they don't have casings. So trying to prove someone what shot with a specific blaster would be impossible.
      Also, since blasters don't exist, the police would have victims with burns and have no idea what caused them. So killing someone with a blaster would be basically impossible to trace.
      I'd just accidentally cut a hand off with a lightsaber. There's literally no safe way to use one. And if I had one and someone pulled a gun there's no way I'd be able to block a bullet so it's shit for self defense.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blasters are loud as frick. You could literally do the same shit with a lightsaber, a silenced pistol would be better than a blaster. You just cant go around blasting people will figure that shit out after a few kills.
        Now silently stabbing people with a lightsaber…

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gun with no force > lightsaber with no force

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only correct answer. The force is what allows Jedi's to block blaster fire with the light saber.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would you be in a gunfight at all. all you can do with the blaster is shoot things, but the lightsaber is a compact tool that can cut through anything.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do blasters work in the star wars universe? do they have ammo, or charge?
    are they full auto?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're condensed high heat carbon. That's why they leave carbon scoring on vehicles, walls, armor, etc.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gun with no force > lightsaber with no force

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blaster. If you have a light saber, every homosexual in the Galaxy is gonna want a shot at you. Your life will become a conga line of cringe. You're just some guy with a blaster? Nobody cares, move along, not the droids, etc.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lightsabre because no nation on Earth has laws that account for CCing a lightsabre, using it in self defence or packing it in your carry-on at the airport. If some Black person pulls a knife and I pull my 4 foot long lightshank he's gonna shit his pants.
    A blaster offers no major advantage over an IRL gun.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A blaster offers no major advantage over an IRL gun.
      see

      A blaster.

      >blasters offer no practical advantage over bullets.
      Actually they have major advantages. They don't use gunpowder so they don't leave residue on the shooters hands. Also they don't have casings. So trying to prove someone what shot with a specific blaster would be impossible.
      Also, since blasters don't exist, the police would have victims with burns and have no idea what caused them. So killing someone with a blaster would be basically impossible to trace.
      I'd just accidentally cut a hand off with a lightsaber. There's literally no safe way to use one. And if I had one and someone pulled a gun there's no way I'd be able to block a bullet so it's shit for self defense.

      police solve crimes by matching bullets to specific guns, if you cannot match the bullet (because there is no bullet) to the gun then you can't prove the crime.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's true. But IRL if you're going to go around murdering people the cops are going to be equally stumped by a lightsabre. But murdering people is not the point, the point is having a weapon you could carry around without it ever being identified as an illegal weapon even if discovered. If the cops find a blaster they're going to immediately make a big deal about it, I know because I was detained at the airport for 6 hours because I had a cigarette lighter shaped like a revolver in my luggage,

        >what is class A weaponry
        You think laws are written vague for your benefit?

        Even the vaguest weapon laws need to define what a weapon even is. None of those definitions are going to account for a laser beam sword because it's so far outside the scope of what is currently even possible to science that it's not even worth considering.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Even the vaguest weapon laws need to define what a weapon even is

          No, anything that isn't a legal firearm will be in doubt considered a unauthorised/insidious weapon.
          That is why people who don't like guns and carry around knifes or knuckle dusters unwittingly frick themselves over, no matter how rightful their self-defense was.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's a tool, bro.
            Prosecution: destroyed.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >use tool to 'defend' yourself
              First degree murder.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is class A weaponry
      You think laws are written vague for your benefit?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the lightsaber so I can rob bank vaults with it lmao

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Turn light saber on and leave it somewhere in a dark place
    >Flies sudoku themselves

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've already got a gun
    nobody got a lightsaber

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blaster because I'm a moron that would hurt myself with the lightsaber.
    In a non-combat situation a lightsaber would be nice for things like welding and starting campfires. It's unlimited energy.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd 100% would critically injure myself with a light saber

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