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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why she play flying bird & not frog?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this b***h has tom cruise teeth, one tooth at right at the center lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      STOP pointing this out to me
      every time it gets stuck in my head for a week

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scuttle will NEVER give you a peck on the cheek
    Why even live?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lynchian

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't have pinched his chip, simple as

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would cum balls deep….

    Never had an Asian woman. I also enjoy how the idea of that is triggering to all the pol chuds here.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      awkwafwinaw is cute

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh just go to Thailand with all the other /misc/ denizens. You can find one just as ugly as her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd eat her hairy snatch.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >triggering to all the pol chuds here
      sick cope homosexual, the reality is that you are simping for an ugly b***h and it's triggering a preemptive defense response in your b***h ass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no activity more inherently heterosexual than simping for ugly women. Cope

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you subhumans spend so much time obsessing over /misc/. It’s legitimately the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read. It’s zero surprise you’d be an uggo chaser

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never fricked one, came close a couple of times. Was making out with one in a cave on the beach but by the time she took her top off, her asian boyfriend found us and wanted to fight me. My ride insisted that we left since we were outnumbered by chinks that night.
      Other time, I was getting drunk with the guitarist of my band's girlfriend and when he showed up she got naked and begged for a three way.
      So basically I got wienerblocked twice. Also, my weirdo autist friend in high school had intense yellow fever and went after all the mid Asians, so that was never really a thing. I've fricked two full on native/injun chicks though so that might count technically

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd eat her hairy snatch.

      I would tenderly and lovingly perform cunnilingus on her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i feel that. i really do.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never in my life given a shit about asian women but there's something about her that makes me want to empty my balls inside. It's scary and unknown

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were raped by an old oriental prostitute in your past life

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SCUTTLEBUTTTTTTTT

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like this show. Idk why but she's kinda cute. Her posture makes her look ugly af but she's got something.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 3 was shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think? I think it flexes a lot. He looks younger in the first season and then is always sad or pulling face. Body also got shlubby. I think he's proba pretty natural.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah she's got a huge flat face that I want to stomp into red mush

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has a huge flat face that would look perfect kissing white wiener

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the dad's face is so taut he can barely deliver his lines

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she has tom cruise teeth

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just saw this today for some reason
    is Cinemaphile running the show?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has been in charge of the entertainment industry ever since abatap

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the first of the month?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE ESG-BUTT

    ESG-BUTT

    YEAH YOU GETTIN THAT ROLE GURL

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine she grits her teeth a little bit too hard and that bottom one bends even further out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daisy has better chompers

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She falls in a weird category of people I find unattractive but still want to have sex with.
    Also does she smoke like four packs a day or did her voice kinda just come out like that naturally?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She smoked for sure but some people just have sexy voices like that so idk if that was the cause. Scarjo's voice has been like that forever and she's been in movies since she was real young

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If anyone could get a VA job from smoking, cigarettes would be big sellers again. All "VA talent" is something people are given at birth.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been smoking like an butthole for 18 years and I wish I had a rough voice. Doesn't work so.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Also does she smoke like four packs a day or did her voice kinda just come out like that naturally?

      That's burnout stoner voice. Girls get that smoking too many joints too long. See also: Kelly Baltazar, and Jill Stein.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no stoner gf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people I find unattractive but still want to have sex with.
      i know exactly what you mean

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    would, but wouldn't tell my friends.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I seen her belly button

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to frick she

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit ruined Gannetts. I think they're cool looking birds, but now people will think I like Cigar Frog if I mention them.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's FOBs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do forward operating bases have to do with vaping chinamen?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        uhh that's a asiatic b***h, not chinaman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're biologically indistinguishable save for the amount of plastic making up their total body mass

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they're biologically indistinguishable
            Wrong. It's pretty easy to differentiate between Asians

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she holding her penis inside herself? I won't be fooled again!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I've seen this kind of thing a few times before

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      penis in cloaca

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      erm, excuse me, but it appears that this critter was produced solely for cloacalingus

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the moronic stage name?
    it’s way more embarrassing than ‘Nora Lum’

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought demondice was white

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