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The brown ones can get their own water
basado
From my big white wiener
>The brown ones can get their own water
No no no. They get the water for everyone else and maybe they get to drink some afterwards out of sight.
you are absolutely not the guy you think you to are to say that to those girls, i highly doubt it, you would totally simp for those black beauties
even if you managed to stutter that out all the white ones would call you a freak and you wouldn't be getting water for anyone
I am on by third wife, who is east European and out of your league. I have two black housemaids and I honestly find them repellent and would rather young Asians but she likes them because they are obedient. We had a conversation and the only thing we agree on is that they have to match and we can't keep one black and get one Asian as it would spoil the effect for guests You wish I was joking. They wipe my piss off toilet seats. The idea of having sex with them actually makes me feel vaguely ill like actually having sex with an animal would . Nubian queen? Nubian toiler scrubber more like. There's a whole continent full of them who are unemployable as anything other than floor cleaners.
>east European and out of your league
frickin kek, you don't know where i am right now
they're the only hot ones
Sure I got you
*pretends to go get water and instead just leave*
Mad respect brother
The amount of times people ask me to do shit that's unreasonable or literally not my problem is insane
I learned quickly that instead of wasting energy arguing you just agree to it then don't do it kek
What do you do when they catch on and don't let you leave?
>don't let you leave?
Not that anon, but do you seriously let other people have this much of an effect on you?
Passive aggressive beta
>very aggressive and active behavior
>"you're le passive"
psychopathic leftists go and stay go
If you don't want to do something just fricking say so homosexual. Be a goddam man for once in your life you zoomer pussy.
psychopathic leftie reveals himself, cant wait for you to have a nice day
Kek your a pathetic homosexual who needs anyone who disagree with you to be a leftie so you can still pretend that your "frens" on here haven't turned on you leaving you a total fricking no pussy getting homosexual and passive aggressive b***h boy.
and yet I'm right, you're a deranged leftoid sociopath
>your a pathetic
lol
OK kid
Lmao, out of prep with your automatic responses? Come on NPC, use that brain of yours and come up with something new
sounds like a pajeet at work
not really a pajeet would generate 1000 jobs for other pajeets out of a tiny request
Got your water right here
>Perfectly aimed golden shower right into redhead on the right's mouth from 10 feet away
Only after the blondes sook mah deek
She looks like she's ready to peg someone.
That's someone's daughter you fricking prick. Show some deference
Why should we care about her dad either? He was probably a piece of shit if she's in the entertainment industry.
I'll show deference alright... to her when she needs me to. 😉
That’s someone’s son you prostitute! Show some respect!
Did you just assume their genders? Racist!
I'm someone's son, you fricking hole. Show some respect
Sicko.
She was a minor once. Think about that you creep.
lol what if it was me that'd be really funny haha
That ass was a toddler’s ass once
Imagine getting pegged by all of them haha or spit roasted by futas but as a joke haha
Haha
made for big kryptonian wiener
>You bet! W-where is the water anyways?
you're literally holding water you thirsty prostitutes leave me alone I'm reading my Cinemaphile
>Uhhhh y-you too
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT! PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT! UGH! PLAP PLAP PLAP! GET! PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PREGNANT!
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Is this how virgins think sex sounds like? xD
it do be like dat doe
It sounds more like mixing a bowl of macaroni and cheese.
Ha ha imagine getting all of them pregnant at roughly the same time 🙂
forced zoomshit meme
a drink of water for a tall drink of water
Huh can I save this image? I like it a lot. Haven't played DE yet but it looks kino.
wasted
I know. I'm a bit embarrassed about it.
DE is nice, lots to read though
first time around i couldnt be arsed but years later i loved it
Imagine them all simultaneously pissing in your mouth. The most pleasant death by waterboarding.
no need for the simultaneously part moron
>casting like this happens one time in 20 years.
>It's stuk in the worst dogshit imaginable.
Life is not fair
Would for the white ones.
imagine they force you into submission, make you take viagra and make you impregnate all of them
please ladies...I-I cant anymore, I already came 3 times, just let me go..please
the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongey
Be right back, ladies.
ok you get me a sandwich
hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hahahahahahahahahahahahahah hue hue hue
this would actually work and get you laid with most of them.
t. happened to me with a girls soccer team in high school
I like women and they like me
I am happy whenever I do something or go somewhere and there are women
>i will never be a godlike figure having all these women addicted to my cum, desperate for me to cum all over them
why live
>Ywm have a harem of 10/10 amazons thinking your cum is the serum of youth
robowomen will come soon brother
i will get myself an Amazon and a e-girl
>robowomen come
>ai is nerfed and the horny is held in check due to "community guidelines"
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
>not jailbreaking your robowife
you don't deserve her
And open her up to exposure to a virus or, worse than that, my own incompetence hurting or wiping her? Never.
>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>*sweats profusely*
>*drops spaghetti on the floor*
>*runs away*
I would knock out the largest one, as that is the leader of the tribes of amazons. Then I would mate with the rest
You won’t do shit boyboy.
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
jesus christ
blessed Snyder and his vision
Ah, yes, his "vision" lmao
the frick you laugh at. this dumb idiot thinks he's smart
>blessed Snyder and his vision
>his vision
Eh no
ehehe she cute
I'm so tired of seeing this plank b***h with zero acting range everywhere...
All he had to do was swap her with the body double
The Amazons in op pic are from Wonder Woman, directed by Patty Jenkins (a woman).
Snyder recasted in favor of bodybuilders and changed their costumes significantly.
The pics were shot by Clay Enos, and it was for JL.
Correct, and the significantly more attractive women in the op pic are from Wonder Woman.
women should serve, not the other way around.
Rolling.
*unrars johnson*
winrar is not free, anon. Your trial expired ten years ago
would drink their bathwater
even only a bowl where they all bath their feet
name of redhead?
olong johnson
>it's an older meme sir, but it checks out
haha i remember that
I don't know if I can carry nine waters successfully. What ever will happen if I drop the waters?
>you are on c**tlapping duty today boy
Y-You too
>be me
>the two dark skin ones walk up to me
>touch my tummy
>i instantly let loose my father water onto their thighs and feet
>they get on either side of me now
>the both lean in
>with hot breath they say in unison
>manlet
>and squeeze my scrotum
>i let loose mine father water again
GOD DAMN IT HAPPY 4th OF JULY
>father water
Christ alive, I hate this. But I may use it moving forward.
>father water
wut
water
>stifled my laughter so poorly my dad asked me if I was okay
Lmmmmmaaoooo
imagine drinking the sweat dripping on the inside of their thights
Is amazonian thigh sweat good for you?
>
I'm wounded and restrained. How do you expect me to get water for you? Where is the water anyway? Containers for it? Water's heavy.
roll
Please Herra anyone but 7 or 8
Rollin' the Headless Thompson Gunner
Roll for snu snu!
rollin
roll
FRICK
haha
Far left or far right.
let's see
rollin
1 please
Sure I'll play
Sorry anon, you lost
pls
roll
>tfw no losing number!
rolling
Well, what do I have to lose...
My wallet apparently...
>Verification not required.
Cmon 2
1, 3, 4, 5, and 8 are all the toppers of top tier, but they're all serviceable. And by that I mean I would service any and all of them with my mouth u til they were more than satisfied. Sirs.
roll
C'mon plz plz plz
Not bad
Yes--YES!
The blonde is my waifu
1 and 5 look best
The one I get will be the only one I give water to. I will also lick her pusy
Rollan
9 please
rawllin
1
Congratulations, anon! You will get 2 Amazona (number 1) for the price of one!
My penis is ready
gib
rollo
5 blease
oh well, at least I didn't get the guy
5 please
easy 8 for me
oh boy here we go
rolling before sleep, dreams of my roll
roll for amazon gf
I only just noticed the tiny bottles of water, what even is the point of such a small bottle?
well, i see at least 3 of you holding water bottles.
far left and far right are prettiest
i'm going to fricking cum
legit jacking off to this right now
same
Oh boy, imagine if they beat you up.
Giant ass warhammers are so cool.
Sometimes i don't know if Zack Snyder is straight or gay, but he def has mommy fetish.
Realistically, how would that island smell?
You cute, white boy. Imma take you back to my tent.
Instead of
>YOU VILL EAT ZE BUGS
why couldn't it have been
>YOU VIL LICK ZE SWEATY FEMALE ABS
>tfw no amazon gf
She's a big girl.
that's not even her final form
theyre all hotter than gadot
Those boots look really uncomfortable, think foot-rubs would be more important than water
they look nice
>Anon...hold the camera properly dammit!
damn she's getting sweaty practicing to ride some BBC
>forced diversity by turning greeks into Black folk
I AM SICK OF HOLYWOOD israeliteS DESTROYING HISTORY AND CULTURE OF WHITE PEOPLE
>They're cute negresses in skimpy outfits
Diversity is our strength
Only if you BRAP in the cup first
I'd get it for the black ladies only and say "here you are, my Black folk" with a big white smile on my face while making eye contact
*unzips dick*
i hope you dont mind if its little bit warm
I demand a 30 minute facesitting session from each of you as payment
It's odd to me that Zack Snyder knew to cast tall, fairly muscular women as the amazons, but then cast a stick bug as Wonder Woman.
Because Gal Gadot wasn't his choice for Wonder Woman.
He was saving Antje Traue for Wonder Woman, and had cast Gadot for Faora because of Fast and Furious.
WB told him to his face they'd never accept someone like Traue for Wonder Woman because they needed someone "exotic" looking for the role.
So when Gadot became pregnant during the pre-production for MoS, Snyder decided to just have Traue for Faora.
Then when it came to casting Wonder Woman WB gave him this short-list of actresses for him to pick.
>Not picking Olga
Nice job, gay
The problem was this dude and his need to frick his co-stars.
ben is king
Someone in her family probably pulled strings to get her a career, she wasn't cast for any of her "qualities"
I can be misremembering, but I heard Affleck was to blame. Something about him liking to co-star with actresses he never has before, so Rebecca Hall and Rachel McAdams and others couldn't be it
Something Unlimited is unironically my favorite lewd game.
It has God-Level Art, but the premise turns me off
It's also incredibly grindy, gameplay is shitty and it's so fricking poorly made it installs itself on the Windows Directory or something
>It has God-Level Art
Yeah, honestly this is probably the only reason why I like it so much. It looks so accurate to the show.
Sunset has what is know as the perfect pencil for porn
Incredibly accurate to the source, but modified just enough to not de-characterize it and sexualized it to the extreme
It's quite literally the peak
it's a .rar, you can unpack it to anywhere you want
Olga herself said that Ben Affleck rejected her because they already fricked together. I mean, filmed together.
Right it was a combination of what
said and I was misremembering
period sync: success.